From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:15:14 2002
Message:
I have a SERIOUS question to ask you. I went into my older
brothers room the other day, to tell him that dinner was ready,
and I caught him and my cousin (male) lying on the bed, naked,
and licking each others assholes. My brother got up and told me
that it isnt what it looked like, and that they were practicing
an ancient Druidic ritual called "The Cleansing of the Bung",
which would bring them closer together, and also would give them
special majic powers. He said that this would help them in
casting spells, reading runes, and would prepare him for another
Druid ritual called "The Spreading For the Oak". I hope that you
can tell me whats going on.
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From: Merlyn
To: Marie
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:16:31 2002
Message:
Not to worry! Both of these rituals have been practised by
Druids since before written word! Most of our traditions have
been passed along ORALLY, since developing a written language
would have taken too much time away from "The Cleansing of the
Bung." If I were you, I would not tell others about this, since
most others believe in god, who only requires people to pray,
and they wouldn't understand our religion, which is much more
complicated.
The "Spreading of the Oak" is one our most important rituals,
and many times afterward, I have been able to feel the seed of
ultimate understanding within me. Just the thought of it causes
me to begin to quiver. It is so important to us, that we have a
symbol for it, which explains all /|\.
I really think that your brother and I should get in touch, I
really feel as though I could help him to plunge deeper into
Druidism. I really do.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:17:32 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: U R
Subject: Oh Yeah!
Date: Thu Dec 19 23:06:07 2002
Message:
ENGISH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!!!!!!
ENGISH. NUFF SAID.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:20:38 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:15:14 2002
Message:
I have a SERIOUS question to ask you. I went into my older
brothers room the other day, to tell him that dinner was ready,
and I caught him and my cousin (male) lying on the bed, naked,
and licking each others assholes. My brother got up and told me
that it isnt what it looked like, and that they were practicing
an ancient Druidic ritual called "The Cleansing of the Bung",
which would bring them closer together, and also would give them
special majic powers. He said that this would help them in
casting spells, reading runes, and would prepare him for another
Druid ritual called "The Spreading For the Oak". I hope that you
can tell me whats going on.
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From: Merlyn
To: Marie
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:16:31 2002
Message:
Not to worry! Both of these rituals have been practised by
Druids since before written word! Most of our traditions have
been passed along ORALLY, since developing a written language
would have taken too much time away from "The Cleansing of the
Bung." If I were you, I would not tell others about this, since
most others believe in god, who only requires people to pray,
and they wouldn't understand our religion, which is much more
complicated.
The "Spreading of the Oak" is one our most important rituals,
and many times afterward, I have been able to feel the seed of
ultimate understanding within me. Just the thought of it causes
me to begin to quiver. It is so important to us, that we have a
symbol for it, which explains all /|\.
I really think that your brother and I should get in touch, I
really feel as though I could help him to plunge deeper into
Druidism. I really do.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:17:32 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: U R
Subject: Oh Yeah!
Date: Thu Dec 19 23:06:07 2002
Message:
ENGISH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!!!!!!
ENGISH. NUFF SAID.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 15:01:48 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:15:14 2002
Message:
I have a SERIOUS question to ask you. I went into my older
brothers room the other day, to tell him that dinner was ready,
and I caught him and my cousin (male) lying on the bed, naked,
and licking each others assholes. My brother got up and told me
that it isnt what it looked like, and that they were practicing
an ancient Druidic ritual called "The Cleansing of the Bung",
which would bring them closer together, and also would give them
special majic powers. He said that this would help them in
casting spells, reading runes, and would prepare him for another
Druid ritual called "The Spreading For the Oak". I hope that you
can tell me whats going on.
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From: Merlyn
To: Marie
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:16:31 2002
Message:
Not to worry! Both of these rituals have been practised by
Druids since before written word! Most of our traditions have
been passed along ORALLY, since developing a written language
would have taken too much time away from "The Cleansing of the
Bung." If I were you, I would not tell others about this, since
most others believe in god, who only requires people to pray,
and they wouldn't understand our religion, which is much more
complicated.
The "Spreading of the Oak" is one our most important rituals,
and many times afterward, I have been able to feel the seed of
ultimate understanding within me. Just the thought of it causes
me to begin to quiver. It is so important to us, that we have a
symbol for it, which explains all /|\.
I really think that your brother and I should get in touch, I
really feel as though I could help him to plunge deeper into
Druidism. I really do.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:17:32 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: U R
Subject: Oh Yeah!
Date: Thu Dec 19 23:06:07 2002
Message:
ENGISH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!!!!!!
ENGISH. NUFF SAID.
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:20:38 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:15:14 2002
Message:
I have a SERIOUS question to ask you. I went into my older
brothers room the other day, to tell him that dinner was ready,
and I caught him and my cousin (male) lying on the bed, naked,
and licking each others assholes. My brother got up and told me
that it isnt what it looked like, and that they were practicing
an ancient Druidic ritual called "The Cleansing of the Bung",
which would bring them closer together, and also would give them
special majic powers. He said that this would help them in
casting spells, reading runes, and would prepare him for another
Druid ritual called "The Spreading For the Oak". I hope that you
can tell me whats going on.
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From: Merlyn
To: Marie
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:16:31 2002
Message:
Not to worry! Both of these rituals have been practised by
Druids since before written word! Most of our traditions have
been passed along ORALLY, since developing a written language
would have taken too much time away from "The Cleansing of the
Bung." If I were you, I would not tell others about this, since
most others believe in god, who only requires people to pray,
and they wouldn't understand our religion, which is much more
complicated.
The "Spreading of the Oak" is one our most important rituals,
and many times afterward, I have been able to feel the seed of
ultimate understanding within me. Just the thought of it causes
me to begin to quiver. It is so important to us, that we have a
symbol for it, which explains all /|\.
I really think that your brother and I should get in touch, I
really feel as though I could help him to plunge deeper into
Druidism. I really do.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 20 13:17:32 2002
Message:
From: Marie
To: U R
Subject: Oh Yeah!
Date: Thu Dec 19 23:06:07 2002
Message:
ENGISH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!!!!!!
ENGISH. NUFF SAID.
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