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From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Subject: *.44/.22 SUCKS ASS 4-EVER & EVER*
Date: Fri Sep 26 02:42:12 2003

Message:
Why don't you go sell your propaganda someplace else, you 
ignorant dickhead? Your bullshit doesn't sell 
here.___________________________________________________________

IT DOESN'T SELL TO ONLY ONE PERSON HERE; POOR, LONELY LOSER .44, 
WHO HAS NO FRIENDS, AND WHO HAS POSTED ABOVE ONE OF THE POOREST, 
DESPERATE EXCUSES FOR A REBUTTAL! WHEN THE POOR MISERABLE 
BASTARD SEES HOW HE HAS NOTHING OF WORTH TO SAY, IT SUDDENLY 
BECOMES TIME TO TELL YOU TO GO AWAY.       
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Agreed. Well .44?? Why not use the mantle of your P/C again to 
state yet again what a fucking asswipe piece of shit you are????

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Date: Fri Sep 26 02:45:48 2003

Message:
We know that you hate America. We understand it by all the 
long-winded messages you post. We know that you'd like nothing 
more than to see America killed off by socialists like the 
Clintons. Your 53 points of propaganda, which you posted above, 
sounds like the left-leaning shit that it is. Tell the truth 
Richard: Was it Al Franken who compiled the data? You did touch 
on a good point, though: our consumption of oil is staggering. 
I'd love to see America develop alternative fuel sources in 
order 
to be able to tell the "OPEC-ers" to fuck off. But your tirade 
against America is bogus in its content. For example, you claim 
in point 45 that Iraq has no nuclear weapons. BUT you don't know 
whether or not they do. So what if you're wrong? What if Saddam 
DOES have them? Are you willing to watch as perhaps a hundred 
thousand innocent civilians are murdered by him? Item 17 was 
just 
bizarre; there were approx. 200 American troops killed in the 
first Gulf war. And what is this shit about Agent Orange? You 
might as well discuss Zog the caveman throwing a rock at Ziga a 
hundred thousand years ago. Then you take issue with Golda Meir 
ordering the installation of nuclear weapons in the Yom Kippur 
War. Good decision on her part, considering that the ragheads 
had 
far outnumbered Israel, and were seeking to murder every one of 
her citizens and/or push Israel into thesea. Richard, your hate 
has blinded you not only to the facts, but to intelligence 
itself. Why don't you go sell your propaganda someplace else, 
you 
ignorant dickhead? Your bullshit doesn't sell here.      
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A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you should 
realise that in my system of thought the fuckass *US* along with 
your cheap meaningless fuckup asswipe into hell existence along 
with your *US* cunt and the rest of the world - *IRAQ* - *IRAQI 
PUSSY* all U fuckers - meaningless genetic SCUM floating about 
as they await to die!! You know SCUM like you will get their 
just deserts & I GUARANTEE much SCUM like you! NOw DIE!! 

From: Black Watch
To: .44
Subject: You're astoundingly dumb
Date: Fri Sep 26 03:22:33 2003

Message:
You really showed yourself up there you prick. You come out out 
with the most fatuous statements and use the arguments of a 10 
year old and then end you pathetic statement by calling someone 
else's perfectly cogent and rational piece ignorant bullshit. 
You obviously have no level of education. No, then again knowing 
that 99% of US degrees have about as much value as an empty 
McDonalds bag, it is possible you have a (american) college 
education. Actually I hope idiots like you get your way, because 
in between all your flag waving and xenophobia you fail to 
realise the US's pre-eminence in certain areas is in the large 
part due to highly educated foreign nationals, whom you won't be 
letting in anymore. Here's to the fail of the US 
empire.....cheers!

From: SpeedBall Tucker
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003

Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO. 

From:
To: Mervyn
Subject: on your period?
Date: Fri Sep 26 09:42:34 2003

Message:
Mervyn is as emotional as a woman when she is riding the "cotton 
pony" eg: (cunt rag) ha ha ha ha

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MATERIAL RESOURCES? PAH! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GIVE HIM THOSE.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:28:26 2003

Message:
Most of you are just a sad inditement of your selfish heritage 
and upbringing.
I'll tell you that all this stuff about Faster Than Light 
Travel, the healings etc. etc. was one long wind up for you evil 
little bastards.
I did a really good *Spiritual Hell Doctrine* too [Yes it is 
true! I am Satan ;]
You deserve it.
Trust me God knows best.
*MATERIAL RESOURCES? PAH! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GIVE HIM THOSE.*
Show me the money at the next full moon!
Vampires!! LOL!!! I think I'll have a little crow!! LMAO!!!
I've stuck a carrot in front of the ass riding that cart now 
giddy up!!
EEEE AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
That's probably describing you in there somwhere my little space 
cadets but unfortunately the Truth is hard to digest ...
So my good buddies thx 4 the lurvly monee [slurp! slurp! :] I'll 
fuck your daughter in when I get back from Alpha Centauri ..
Have a good one.
I think I'll have a Guinness.
Thx.
That was nice. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:36:43 2003

Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO. 
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??

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FUCKING ASSHOLES GENERALLY*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:43:34 2003

Message:
The Truth is that I am on the dole because you fucking scum saw 
to it that I was. I'm not interested in driving a car though I 
don't mind being chauffeured. You scum really should kill 
yourselves in my opinion. Get a job? I might well do that. 
Probably I could walk to work so that the murdering little name 
calling thugs can run after me if they so wish. YOU ARE 
SCUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:47:54 2003

Message:
I have seen the *roll over and die scum* effect!! LOL!! If you 
think you belong in some other category then please ignore and 
prove it to me. Otherwise just fuck off!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MY ACOLYTES!!! [MY FRIENDS!!]*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:51:13 2003

Message:
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head.
The stars in the sky looked down where He lay,
The little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay.

The cattle are lowing, the Baby awakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying He makes;
I love Thee, Lord Jesus, look down from the sky
And stay by my cradle til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus, I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray;
Bless all the dear children in Thy tender care,
And fit us for heaven to live with Thee there.


From:
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:53:59 2003

Message:
... but do you see the Divine implications? ...... i just spoke 
to Jesus! ....... we'll definitely get you the money 
soon ... .... uh! .........uh! ............... AHHHHH!!!! .... 
i'm just another used cunt He knows already .. He is much higher 
[WE HOPE!!! LOL!!!] than the next Prime Minister ... do you 
know? That is the greatest Divine Presence ever .... how will 
this affect our karma? ... oh! We're fucked then.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *GODDAMN HELEN!!! NICE ONE!!!*
Subject: St. Simon Vs. St. Peter. Who is going to win?*
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:04:04 2003

Message:
Big game hunting?
I once saw a rhino porking a hippo!
Since I am having huge difficulty even counting about three 
acolytes I came up with the following ....
I don't bear this name for nuttin' ya know!!! LMAO!
Time to unveil ...
Her Name is Helen? 
No! :)
Her Name is Truly Mr. Tony Blair. *THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN 
THE WORLD*

From: SOUTH_PORKED_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:31:50 2003

Message:
I have seen the St. Peter is the messiah of the Nation whilst 
St. Paul is the messiah of the World [Galaxy??] effect!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *EVERYONE SING TOGETHER NOW.* :)
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:34:06 2003

Message:
Tra la la, la la la la

One messiah, two messiah, three messiah, four
Four messiahs make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the messiah buggies go
Coming on to bring you the messiah Side Splitting Show

Tra la la, la la la la.........


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ENLIVENING THE SIX O' CLOCK NEW OR THE CULT OF THE NEXT NEUTRONIUM BOMB*
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:47:30 2003

Message:
Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3141566.stm

Quoting:

*Follow Thatcher example, Blair told
 
Milburn and Byers both praise Thatcher's political conviction 
Two former cabinet ministers have urged the prime minister to 
show Margaret Thatcher's sense of purpose amid fears that 
Labour's message has become lost. Former Health Secretary Alan 
Milburn said the government appeared to be "drifting" and it 
needed a "return to conviction politics". Now, more than ever, 
Tony Blair has to spell out New Labour's purpose. Alan Milburn 
Speaking out for the first time since resigning from the cabinet 
in June, Mr Milburn argued that just as Baroness Thatcher had 
shifted the political centre to the right, so Mr Blair could 
move the debate to the left. In what looked like a coordinated 
move from fellow Blairites, former Transport Secretary Stephen 
Byers also pressed Mr Blair to follow the Thatcher example and 
start setting the political agenda again.* 

 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 15:47:19 2003

Message:
Hello.
I am (a) not sure about all the use of language (b) Koran 
defamation (c) other things but am busy.
We'll probably find out later.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003

Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003

Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003

Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003

Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

From: Marie
To: Ea
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003

Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *STUPID CUNT*
Subject: *JUST SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY ALL OVER AGAIN.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:58:29 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003 
Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 


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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003 
Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003 
Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

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From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003 
Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

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From: Marie 
To: Ea 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003 
Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:00:26 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *STUPID CUNT* 
Subject: *JUST SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY ALL OVER 
AGAIN.* 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:58:29 2003 
Message:
From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003 
Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 


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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003 
Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003 
Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

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From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003 
Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

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From: Marie 
To: Ea 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003 
Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!
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Oh How did I know that was comming!!!
Your to predicKtable asshole!!!
You are laughed at on a daily basis, how do you live with 
yourself?

From:
To:
Subject: Green Eggs And Ham
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:03:45 2003

Message:
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse? 
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car? 
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.
takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham">
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am! 

From: Marie
To:
Subject: Awwwwwwwwww Bruce Willis is a Sweetie!!!
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:35:57 2003

Message:
The 101st stop was just one in a number of goodwill visits on 
the 
"Bruce Willis
and the Accelerators Touch of Home Tour" this week.

"I didn't see enough people coming out here and supporting the 
troops," 
said
Willis, who was born on a military base in Germany in 1955. 
Willis's 
visit was
the 101st's first goodwill visit from a Hollywood celebrity.

"Back home, the news is manipulated   by people who would like 
the 
American
people to believe the war is unpopular.  It's not unpopular, 
especially 
with
the Iraqi indigenous people (who) are being helped," Willis 
said. "This 
is the
war on terrorism; it's worth fighting for."

The star of "Hart's War" and "Tears of the Sun" -- both films 
that deal 
with
the military -- tirelessly lobbied to visit the troops for 
several 
weeks before
getting the chance to see the real-life men and women in 
uniform. 
Willis
clearly enjoyed himself playing in front of the audience of 
homesick 
soldiers.

"I wanted to sign up and fight with you guys, but they told me 
I was 
too old,"
he quipped. Willis also used some colorful language when 
describing 
what he
would do if he had "four minutes with Saddam" and offered $1 
million to 
any
soldier who delivered Saddam's head to his doorstep.

Willis ate a late lunch with Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, the 
top 
101st
Airborne Division enlisted soldier, before flying around the 
division's 
area of
operation in a CH-47 Chinook helicopter to meet the "Screaming 
Eagles." 
The
busy day ended for Willis and his band after a one-hour concert 
in 
front of
several hundred 3rd Brigade soldiers in Tal Afar, a town west 
of Mosul.

Brigade commander Col. Michael Linnington introduced Willis 
before his 
band's
set, and afterward presented him with a 101st Airborne Division 
flag. 
Willis
donned Linnington's desert uniform top for the show after the 
brigade
commander's name and rank were appropriately removed.

Willis left after his performance with a simple message for the 
101st 
soldiers:
"Stay safe and God bless you all."

(Pfc. Thomas Day is assigned to the 40th Public Affairs 
Detachment.)


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THERE ARE 50 BECAUSE I JUST COUNTED AND REARRANGED THEM FOR YOU*
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:04:21 2003

Message:
I am Sam that do not like you.  (8)
Here or there, anywhere! (4)
Let me be - mouse in a house! (7)
Good will? (2)
They would eat box!! (4)
With car, train ... on boat .. (5)
Say! Dark rain goat try .. takes bite green eggs and ham. (11)
Could are [poetic licence] see them fox at may tree? (8)     
Thank. (1)
 
Hey Stupid *demon* Cunt! 
Because that is how you're going down in History!
I just did this whole thing manually so eat me.
By the way, how's your vocabulary?

From: om/cf
To: Marie
Subject: From the BBC...LOL!
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:34:16 2003

Message:
~~Actor Willis' $1M Saddam bounty~~

{{{Actor Bruce Willis has performed before US soldiers in 
Telafar, northern Iraq, and offered $1M ( 603,000) to the man 
who captures Saddam Hussein.}}}

[[http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39382000/jpg/_39382204_wi
llis_ap_story203.jpg]]

"We're here to support you," the star told troops as he sang a 
set of blues songs with his band, the Accelerator. 

"If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam 
Hussein," he said. 

Willis will next fly south to visit US soldiers in Tikrit - 
Saddam's home town - before performing two concerts for troops 
in neighbouring Kuwait. 

"Somebody that supports the military like he has and that comes 
to visit soldiers - that's important to us," said Greg Pagan, 
from 3rd Brigade of the 101st's Airborne Division based at 
Telafar. 

'Thumbs up' 

"It's awesome," said commander Col Michael Linnington. "It's 
great for morale. "He's a macho actor. Soldiers identify with 
action movies and action actors. He's a guy's guy." 

During an interview Willis said: "Peculiar thing back home is 
that the liberal media was trying to portray it as a bad war. 

"But being over here just a couple of days, seeing how well our 
troops and the allied troops are being received here, (I) think 
the Iraqi people are happy we're here," the Hollywood star said. 

[[http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39382000/jpg/_39382226_tr
oops_ap_story203.jpg]] 

"Children are being taken care of, starting being inoculated, 
starting being looked after. Wherever these guys go they get 
thumbs up. They no longer have to contend with the terrorist 
leader," Willis said. 

But the star later admitted he had not met many Iraqis because 
he had been travelling the country by helicopter. 

Willis, a Republican party supporter, was one of the few 
celebrities to publicly back the US' stance during the recent 
war on Iraq, which was led by President Bush. 

Willis recently played a US special forces commander sent in to 
rescue medical staff in war-torn Nigeria in the film Tears of 
the Sun. 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3141942.stm

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Iraqi Resistance?
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:37:06 2003

Message:
<<U.S. holding 19 al-Qaida suspects, Bremer says>> 

(09-26) 13:58 PDT WASHINGTON (AP) -- 

U.S. forces in Iraq are holding 19 suspected members of the al-
Qaida terrorist network, the American civilian administrator 
said Friday. 

The suspected al-Qaida members are among 248 non-Iraqi fighters 
being held by the Americans in Iraq, L. Paul Bremer said in a 
Pentagon news conference. 

Bremer said authorities determined the suspects' al-Qaida links 
through interrogations and documents the suspects were carrying. 
He said he did not know what countries they came from. 

<<The largest number of foreign fighters -- 123 of the 248 -- 
came from Syria, Bremer said. The next-highest numbers came from 
Iran and Yemen, he said, adding he did not have precise figures 
for those countries.>> 

The flow of terrorist fighters into Iraq is the biggest obstacle 
to the peaceful reconstruction of the country, Bremer said. The 
fighting between anti-American elements and U.S. forces hasn't 
hampered the reconstruction effort so far, though, he said. 

Reconstruction of Iraq is critical to the global war on 
terrorism, he added. 

"We don't want Iraq to become a breeding ground for terrorism in 
the future," Bremer said. 

Most of the foreign fighters are coming into Iraq via "ratlines" 
from Syria, he said. 

Bremer and other Bush administration officials have repeatedly 
accused Syria of being an obstacle in the Iraq conflict, first 
by allowing shipments of military goods to Saddam Hussein before 
and during the war and now by allowing terrorists to cross the 
same border. 

Syrian officials deny interfering with U.S. efforts in Iraq. 

Some terrorists are members of Ansar al-Islam, a militant group 
linked to al-Qaida whose base in northern Iraq was wiped out by 
coalition forces early in the war, Bremer indicated. 

Ansar has regrouped and re-entered Iraq with perhaps several 
hundred members, he said. 

"They're a very dangerous group," he said. 

Bremer spent most of this week testifying in Congress in favor 
of President Bush's $87 billion request for spending on Iraq. 
About $20 billion of that request would pay for reconstruction 
projects overseen by Bremer's Coalition Provisional Authority, 
the civilian administration in Iraq. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: *Stupid cunt*
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:43:13 2003

Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE PRE-HUTTON FLEET STREET REPORTING FOOLS*
Subject: *THIS IS FUNNY!!! ALL THE NEWSPAPERS HAVE JUMPED THE GUN AND ARE CALLING FOR THE RESIGNATION OF ST. PETER!!* LOL!! [THEY TOO ARE STUPID *DEMON* CUNTS MOSTLY.]* :))
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:50:29 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3141444.stm

Today's [Saturday September 27, 2003] link and related links for 
the disinterested & bored.

The Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/

The Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/

Daily Mirror:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/

The Sun:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/

Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

The Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/

Daily Telegraph: 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Fleet Street Vs. Hutton report.
Who is going to win? :)

Quoting from original link:

*Papers reach Hutton conclusions
 
  
As Lord Hutton begins writing his report on the circumstances 
surrounding the death of the weapons expert, Dr David Kelly, 
many of the papers seem already to have reached their own 
verdicts. 
The Daily Mirror's comment piece suggests that the powerful 
accusations made by the Kelly family's lawyer on Thursday - 
particularly against the Defence Secretary, Geoff Hoon - are 
bound to influence Lord Hutton. 

The Times disagrees. It believes the barrister's emotive closing 
argument is unlikely "to form the basis of Lord Hutton's 
dispassionate judgement". 

The Daily Telegraph says the inquiry has shown the BBC to be the 
most "unambiguously guilty party" in the affair, while the Sun 
is confident the judge will find the performance of BBC News to 
have been "woeful". 

But the leading article in the Guardian argues that however well 
Lord Hutton performs his task, the report will still be "an 
unsatisfactory surrogate for the inquiry we should still have" 
about the war in Iraq.* 

Quoting an Excerpt:
 
*Many of the papers seem already to have reached their own 
verdicts.*

Is that a fact?
So you the Press are a jury mostly from Australia? Unimpressive. 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 21:06:21 2003

Message:
*Australia* should read *The Land Down Under*

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 22:28:42 2003

Message:
It appears the "Hutton Inquiry" and the report (by the other 
Kelly) on WMD found in the post war Iraq (speculation says 
little to nothing) may surface around the same time.

Bush and Blair are swinging in the breeze on WMD and the 
infamous "45 minutes" at this point. Bad intell is the out.

That said, I still agree with the military action in Iraq. We 
have the biggest western knife ever assembled in the Middle East 
within slashing distance of the throat of every Islamic state 
that even thought about supporting the likes of bin Lucifer's 
bunch. Just the intell alone gathered from Afghanistan and Iraq 
on how these scumbag terrorists operate is priceless for 
stopping the bastards from getting a Quaranic hair up their ass 
and planning mass murders.

Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people 
and I believe the majority (as the first poll in post-Saddam 
Iraq indicated) love the freedoms they now have. Going into a 
polling place without giant posters of Saddam hanging on the 
wall, and more than ONE candidate on the ballot - I can't even 
imagine what that would feel like after thirty years of not 
having it.

Counting blessings here, every single day.


 

From: .44
To: Dickhead Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:23:39 2003

Message:
Dear "Traveller",

You sound just a little pissed off that someone called you on 
your bullshit. All that effort just to spew propaganda.

My oh my. Sad, really. I'll say again that your hatred of America 
has blinded you to anything resembling objectivity. 

I called you on it, and discovered that Dick Warwick cannot take 
even a small portion of what he dishes out. Proof for everyone on 
the board that you, Dick, are in fact a two-bit pussy. If you 
ever recover from your chlamydia, Dick, feel free to post 
something intelligent for once. You asked for a bitch-slap, and I 
happily delivered it to you. 

'K

Buh-bye Dickless      
                    

From: .44
To: Black Watch (aka, Dickless Warwick)
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:29:48 2003

Message:
Careful, or I'll sick RAINBOW/PUSH on your ass.     
  
                                      
     
               

From: .44
To: Dickless Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:31:16 2003

Message:
Your mom called. She's worried about you. Says that when you jerk 
off while watching Kids In The Hall, you scream out your own 
name.       

Why not give her a call, Dickie, and let her know where you are?    

                   

From: X
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:25:59 2003

Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people___


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

From: X
To:
Subject: MARIE'S WORDS
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:38:53 2003

Message:
You are laughed at on a daily basis, how do you live with 
yourself?_______________________________________________________

ARE YOU INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE ALL GLAD WHEN 
YOU LEAVE FOR SEVERAL DAYS AT A TIME? OTHERWISE, WE WOULD LAUGH 
AT YOU UNTIL WE PASSED OUT.

From: Richard Warwick
To: .44
Subject: *CAREFUL BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO COURT.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:44:24 2003

Message:

From: Marie
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:54:14 2003

Message:
Lmao! The list of Hollyweird folks who want to spend a few min 
with UBL and Saddam is growing! And adding to the bounty, 
better watch them they are going to start roaming around caves 
like Geraldo when he wanted a piece of UBL's ass!

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:05:51 2003

Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people 
and I believe the majority (as the first poll in post-Saddam 
Iraq indicated) love the freedoms they now have. Going into a 
polling place without giant posters of Saddam hanging on the 
wall, and more than ONE candidate on the ballot - I can't even 
imagine what that would feel like after thirty years of not 
having it.

Counting blessings here, every single day.
-----------------------------------------

Can you imagine, if all we ever saw on tv was Dubya?
I mean ya know I Love him but I dont want to be beaten to death 
if I want to change the channel lol...
I am counting the blessings here too!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:29:06 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:25:59 2003 
Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people___


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
___________________________________________

Who do you really work for? Reuters or CNN?

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:34:59 2003

Message:
Al-Jazeera lol...

From: .44
To: Dickless Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
? Non Compis Mentis? I'm WAIIIIIII-TIINNNNGGG!!!  >yawn<      
  
                 

From: .44
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:38:59 2003

Message:
Any other threats for me, stupid?      
   
                    

From: .44
To: Dickless Wartwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
I'm going to court? For what? Hurting your feelings? Who are you 
really? Arienna Huffington? You certainly bitch and moan like 
her. Take that as a compliment, Dickless: she's a Leninist just 
like you!  :)         
          
                    

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:51:16 2003

Message:
I CAN SAY ANY FUCKING THING THAT I WANT, AND I CAN EVEN THREATEN 
YOU LOSER. BUT IF YOU SAY ANYTHINGG BACK TO ME I'LL SEE YOU IN 
COURT. FUCK OFF LOSER AND DIE.                   

From: .44
To: Dickless Wartwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
I did your mom awhile back, and she was GOOD!!! 

Were you adopted?    

                           

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:56:56 2003

Message:
Lmfao

From:
To: Richard Blowdicks
Subject: your so ugly your skank mother fed u with a sling shot
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:00:47 2003

Message:
see who in court 


  u sound like a dick suckin fag 


    fuck u and your faggot father 


     U are the board Bitch

From: Marie
To:
Subject: For the Kids!!! :-)
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:59:50 2003

Message:
By Linda D. Kozaryn
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Sept. 25, 2003   An award-winning California
filmmaker has launched a Web site where children can
express their patriotism, send messages to the troops and
learn how to help others around the world.

The site, at www.underthestarsandstripes.com, "gives kids
a voice," said Diane Eskenazi, who has produced more than
80 children's films. The site features children's
drawings and messages, patriotic animals, sing-a-longs,
prayers for peace, child-sized historical facts, and ways
children can give to those less fortunate than
themselves. The site displays links to numerous charity
and volunteer organizations.

"After 9-11, I wanted to do something positive," Eskenazi
said. Wielding her professional skills, she visited
schools, dance studios and martial-arts academies to film
children singing classic American songs about patriotism.
Then she decided to give kids across the country a way to
express their thanks and feelings for the troops. She
also wanted them to have a chance to see other kids'
messages.

"I wanted to open their eyes up a little bit to what is
going on in the world and give them the inspiration to
think that they can make a difference   whether it's
writing the troops, uplifting someone's spirits that way,
or getting involved in some charity that helps kids here
or overseas," she said. "There's a lot of ways throughout
the Web site that kids can really feel empowered that
they can do something."

The site, which became active about three weeks ago, was
created by adults, but it's designed for children, she
said. "The whole Web site is very interactive so that
children can share with each other what's important to
them and to inspire each other.

"What I keep hearing from children," she continued, "is
that they are concerned, that they want peace. Even
children of the youngest ages express that desire. They
want to support the troops, and they want to know they're
secure."

The 9-11 terrorist attack shattered the feeling of peace,
freedom and security that the United States has known so
long, she said. "The film and the Web site focus on
what's wonderful about this country," she concluded.

From: Richard Warwick
To: OM/CF
Subject: Here is my sexy for- TEY
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:04:30 2003

Message:
I shall continue to suck a tasty penis



    and I will take a FAT cock up my sweet ass :)

    My legs are spread


      Are Yours ?    :)

From:
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:26:40 2003

Message:
Gay Interest Films: 1970s
... Sebastiane (1976, 90 min, UK, Paul Humfress & Derek Jarman) 
Starring: Richard Warwick,
Leonardo Treviglio Genre: Keywords: homoerotic, historical, 
erotica, ... 
users.aber.ac.uk/dgc/Gay/gay_film_1970.html - 76k - Cached - 
Similar pages

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 03:49:22 2003

Message:
I was performing a bit of fellatio when I threw my back out. I 
didn't know I was supposed to suck the other chap's "little 
richard".    lmqao                        

From: Richard Warwick
To: .22
Subject: *COME AND MEET .44 - JUST ANOTHER IN THAT LONG LINE OF VIRGIN MARY FUCKERS*
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:22:20 2003

Message:
I did your mom awhile back, and she was GOOD!!! 

Were you adopted?  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Congrats! LMAO 
No I was not but I am the product of a mad scientist in a 
laboratory.
Even if I was, if I was over the age of twelve I doubt very much 
that it would bother me.
How about you?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FAKEY DEAD HOLLYWOOD RICHARD WARWICK*
Subject: *WHO WAS FAKE RICHARD WARWICK? IN TRUTH HIS NAME WAS RICHARD BURTON - A VERY FINE ACTOR INDEED!!* LOL!!
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:28:20 2003

Message:
I shall continue to suck a tasty penis



    and I will take a FAT cock up my sweet ass :)

    My legs are spread


      Are Yours ?    :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
This is the digitalised version? :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Subject: *BECAUSE YOU SUCK ASS RIM JOB BOY*
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:32:06 2003

Message:
I'm going to court? For what? Hurting your feelings? Who are you 
really? Arienna Huffington? You certainly bitch and moan like 
her. Take that as a compliment, Dickless: she's a Leninist just 
like you!  :)  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'm not telling. So there!

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:36:08 2003

Message:
It appears the "Hutton Inquiry" and the report (by the other 
Kelly) on WMD found in the post war Iraq (speculation says 
little to nothing) may surface around the same time.
---------------------------------------------------------
There are and will never be WMD found in Iraq.

Bush and Blair are swinging in the breeze on WMD and the 
infamous "45 minutes" at this point. Bad intell is the out.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yes they are but it is notoriously difficult to have one of 
these people resign.

That said, I still agree with the military action in Iraq.
-----------------------------------------------------------
In "essence" so do I. At that time I simply could not support an 
idealised version of the world where we sat around doing 
nothing. Clearly things could and should have been done better. 
Hopefully they will be done better from now on. We'll see.

From: X
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:49:15 2003

Message:
The 9-11 terrorist attack shattered the feeling of peace,
freedom and security that the United States has known so
long, she said.__________________________________________________


GOOD! IT'S ABOUT TIME AMERICA LEARNED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 
REALITY. 

From: X
To: MARIE
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:53:38 2003

Message:
Can you imagine, if all we ever saw on tv was Dubya?
I mean ya know I Love him but I dont want to be beaten to death_

OH, PLEASE MARIE, BE BEATEN TO DEATH! WE'D ALL LOVE IT!

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: .11
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:56:24 2003

Message:
Dear "Traveller",

You sound just a little pissed off that someone called you on 
your bullshit. All that effort just to spew propaganda.__________

BOY, HE/IT SURE GETS PISSED OFF WHEN HE GETS SLAPPED DOWN LIKE A 
10-YEAR-OLD PUNK, DOESN'T HE? SPEWS OUT HIS BLIND FAIRY-TALE 
PROPAGANDA, AND EXPECTS TO BE VIEWED AS SOMETHING WITH MORE THAN 
ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO BE ABLE TO CHEW HIS FOOD......IT AINT 
GONNA HAPPEN.....



From: .44
To: X-nerd
Date: Sat Sep 27 15:31:32 2003

Message:
I thought you would have taken yourself out of the gene pool by 
now. X/Richard Wartdick ought to get a hobby. How about Nambla 
Scouts?  :)           
                                         

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Sat Sep 27 17:35:07 2003

Message:
I'll stick you in a courtroom too! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *X, .44, Marie, Merlyn, anonymous, 99% of all the other handles*
Date: Sat Sep 27 19:36:18 2003

Message:
Well you crass fools who post here (I'll disclude om/cf plus a 
couple of other posters, God knows who - they came and went in a 
Flash!!)
My entrance on the world stage is just around the corner - I'll 
try and get it done with lightning and thunder .. :)
But first I was thinking of a six month holiday and a nice time 
on the beach (I'll fuck all the girls of Honolulu first and then 
move onto the Bahamas: that's right! Fuck 'em all by stealth!! 
If you're not sure use a condom. If you are totally uncertain 
try meditational sex from two opposite comfy chairs, a bottle of 
Bell's up your arse and a Van de Graaf's generator stuck in 
between. If that doesn't work try an appropriately insulated 
electrical pylon running along the cieling in a line that 
coincides between the top of your head and the top of your 
partner[s!] LOL!! and stick 240 volts through it. Works every 
time.)

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 21:05:15 2003

Message:
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! GOD BLESS WRIGLEY FIELD!!!! GOD BLESS 
CLARK AND ADDISON!!!! GOD BLESS THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND 
INDUSRTRY!!!! WHOOPS, GOT CARRIED AWAY. GOD DAMN, THEY FUCKIN 
WON THE DIVISION!!!!

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

From: Om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:46:39 2003

Message:
Just once in my life I want to see the Cubs win a World Series. 
CONGRATS TO OM/CF AND THE GREAT NL TOWN OF CHICAGO!!!           

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:52:16 2003

Message:
We have a Tesla coil at our house. Mom doesnt let me bring girls 
over on the weekend. I am a busy boy.           

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *CHICAGO. ONE OF THE FIVE SPRIRITUAL SENTRIES >>> OH I SLEEP NOW AN' HAV A REAL NICE ASTRO PROJECT K?*
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:54:36 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SAN FRANSISCO. ONE OF THE FIVE FINGERS IN MY SISSY-CLIT ANUS. OH I MASTURBATE NOW AN' HAV A REAL NICE NAP WITH MY DADDY 'K?*
Date: Sun Sep 28 01:17:09 2003

Message:
Did you bet on my alter ego X to spank me like a schoolgirl?      

From:
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 01:49:45 2003

Message:
WHAT'S THE MATTER WARWICK? 101st ON YOUR ASS? GOT YOU MOVING DO 
THEY? 

From: Sebastiane
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Sep 28 02:04:30 2003

Message:
I AM your daddy!          

From: Richard Warwick
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: *XANADU. ONE OF THE FIVE FUTURE PLANETARY FORCES>>>I JUST GO NOW ON THE SPACE ROCKET K?* THX! CHEERS!
Date: Sun Sep 28 07:46:37 2003

Message:
I AM my own daddy!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *JUST MAKING UP THE GUEST LIST AND PATTING THE LAST BITS DOWN*
Date: Sun Sep 28 07:50:43 2003

Message:
WHAT'S THE MATTER WARWICK? 101st ON YOUR ASS? GOT YOU MOVING DO 
THEY? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What do you mean?
Room 101 in the Orwellian sense or in the sense of the stupid 
cunt boy show on TV?
101 in the sense of a prime number or in the sense of your non-
longevity?
Perhaps we should chuck Cruella de Gruel in there somewhere? 
LMAO!!

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Sep 28 09:01:32 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?
____________________________

Nah. I've learned over the years all sports are fixed, and they 
are fixed against me. I did buy a couple tickets for a $126 
million lottery drawing this week. Same deal - it's just not 
meant to be. I'd try bank robbery, but whats the point, may as 
well go directly to the police station and lock myself up 
beforehand.

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
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From:
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From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *TRY NOT TO ROUGH THEM UP TOO MUCH BUT GRAB THEIR EXTRATERRESTIAL WAL-LET!!* :))
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:12:12 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?
____________________________

Nah. I've learned over the years all sports are fixed, and they 
are fixed against me. I did buy a couple tickets for a $126 
million lottery drawing this week. Same deal - it's just not 
meant to be. I'd try bank robbery, but whats the point, may as 
well go directly to the police station and lock myself up 
beforehand.
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Put on a hat, gloves and all the appropriate apparel and whack 
someone who deserves it from behind in a dark alleyway.
Unconcious?
Good! :)
If not keep them face down.
On all accounts say nothing ...
Tie their hands behind their back with that silver stuff.
Grab their WAL-LET!!
What is a WAL-LET??
It is an extraterrestially designed invention ...
That is the WAL-LET!! LOL!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WHO WANTS TO DO A "JESUS CHRIST" MUGGING?* LOL!!
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:22:23 2003

Message:
Fancy a Rolex? :)
In addition to the aforementioned consider the following:
Does that shit deserve it?
Go for it with my blessing! :)
Furthermore, here are some extra pointers:
(1) Remember that you are more often than not on CCTV. If you 
have the gumption to plan a local mugging then make sure you 
know exactly where they all are and remember that they're 
recording your actions. It is therefore unadvised to don your 
hat and your gloves whilst within these localities for these can 
only draw upon you the suspicion that you wish to enact a crime.
(2) It does indeed pay to know the local area inside out. This 
way if your crime is detected you will know all of the getaways 
and the escape routes. Plan your crime on foot and without an 
accomplice.
(3) Carry no weapon except for that silver tape which you 
purchased a year ago in Botswana because that way if you get 
caught they can hold far less against you at the sentencing. It 
therefore pays to be physically strong if you are planning your 
mugging against your preselected fucking cunt. :)
(4) If you are planning burglary then do not press your ear 
against the window you stupid cunt!
(5) If you are planning a murder then consider your motive 
extremely carefully because unless fabulous sums of money are 
involved and the victim is a fucking cunt that deserves it then 
personally I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole!! LOL!!

More Crime detection evasion techniques later. Thx.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:48:00 2003

Message:
I have seen the *let us shortly assess whether the fucking cunt 
deserves it or not* effect!!

From: Ea
To: Richard the Blowdick
Subject: What a fuckin joke !!!
Date: Sun Sep 28 16:34:33 2003

Message:
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

       ______________________________________________



          A  millionaire who spends ALL his time on a message
 board. You truely are a pathetic piece of shit. Lets thank God 
for computers for without them you would be completely rejected. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *DID YOU FORGET TO BUY THE SILVER TAPE?*
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:39:33 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()

From: Richard Warwick
To: Ea
Subject: *What a fuckin joke !!!*
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:43:21 2003

Message:
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

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          A  millionaire who spends ALL his time on a message
 board. You truely are a pathetic piece of shit. Lets thank God 
for computers for without them you would be completely rejected.
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Well let's see. I woke up to find "stupid *demon* cunt" Marie 
lying next to me - mouth slightly parted and snoring gently ...
But that's another story. :)
Wait! I get it!
I woke up this morning and got onto this site and I pressed F5 
continuously [I'm trying to rig up a contraption that does this 
for me automatically] absolutely desperate to see if I had 
posted anything up yet. :))
Actually I threw a great party. Charlize Theron gatecrashed it 
and that made me unhappy. I therefore offered her a lobotomy in 
return for a cheque made out to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling. She wouldn't do it though - don't know why so I then 
scaled down and offered shock treatment instead, didn't want 
that either, told her I'd just make her a computer ... didn't 
want that either. Gave up the chase. Had her thrown out. And 
that is Truly what happened to start off the day. LOL!!

From: awm
To: all
Subject: same
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:57:09 2003

Message:
same old people,you all talk the same when are realy going to 
face life and be real,i hope that i will live long enough to see 
it,however i will return to check on this board next three 
months and wish that you will be wiser

From: Ea
To: awm
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:24:31 2003

Message:
Yes !! Now i am wiser,  thank you, imagine how wise i will 
become in 3 months. 

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: It SHOULD grow on tree's
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:06:04 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()
--------------------------------------------------------

Im not really in need of money, in fact I've got everything I 
need and more than most. I really have nothing to complain about 
but it's human nature to complain and want more from life. Just 
dreaming of owning a party yacht in the Caribbean loaded with 
really dumb bikini models is all. Mugging individuals is out of 
bounds - I couldn't bring myself to rob another person who most 
probably has less cash in his wallet than me. The back thing 
though...I mean the money is federally insured so all the people 
get their money back, eventually.

HA! Speaking of insurance - WHAT A FUCKIN SCAM THAT IS!! No, I 
won't be getting paid for a tree falling on my car, on my 
property. It seems damage from falling tree's are covered [in 
the tiny weeny fime print] if they fall onto the house and 
damage the house and there are a great many special 
circumstances that negate those claims. The Insurance game - 
that's where the big money is.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *Anyone interested*
Subject: *HOW TO GET THE LUNAR PHASE ON THE INTERNET BY EXAMPLE OR DIG THOSE MINARETS THEY'RE ALL MINE TOO* :)
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:16:13 2003

Message:
http://www.lunaroutreach.org/

http://islam.about.com/library/weekly/aa060401a.htm

Today's links for the disinterested & bored.

By the way, you can tell that we have just passed through the 
new moon because if you look up at the sky at night you will see 
that the lunar crescent is on the right. The left hand crescent 
for the illuminated section of the moon is the case if we are 
just about to pass through the new moon phase. During the new 
moon it is pretty much blanked out from the sky because the 
Earth is sitting between where it is and the position of the sun 
[it is the rays of the sun coming from a position below the 
hemisphere that lights up the moon at night.]

Quoting from the 2nd link:

*The crescent moon and star symbol actually pre-dates Islam by 
several thousand years.* 

I am interested by the fact that though the flags of countries 
like Pakistan or Tunisia which are primarily Islamic countries 
depict the crescent of the moon to the left [i.e. prior to 
entering the new moon] - if there is a solid one sculpted say 
onto the top of a minaret then if you walk around it 360 degrees 
you will observe 3 phenomena:

(1) Going towards the new moon lunar phase.
(2) The new moon itself.
(3) Going away from the new moon phase.

ENTITLED: How to miss out the full moon completely: ;)
There would appear however to be two new moons as one's eyes 
coincide with the side on view of the crescent and star which 
means that there should be no significance attached to whether 
one is to walk clockwise or anticlockwise around it .. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:49:46 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()
--------------------------------------------------------

Im not really in need of money, in fact I've got everything I 
need and more than most. I really have nothing to complain about 
but it's human nature to complain and want more from life. Just 
dreaming of owning a party yacht in the Caribbean loaded with 
really dumb bikini models is all. Mugging individuals is out of 
bounds - I couldn't bring myself to rob another person who most 
probably has less cash in his wallet than me. The back thing 
though...I mean the money is federally insured so all the people 
get their money back, eventually.

HA! Speaking of insurance - WHAT A FUCKIN SCAM THAT IS!! No, I 
won't be getting paid for a tree falling on my car, on my 
property. It seems damage from falling tree's are covered [in 
the tiny weeny fime print] if they fall onto the house and 
damage the house and there are a great many special 
circumstances that negate those claims. The Insurance game - 
that's where the big money is.
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Lloyd's of London ... 
Yes! That's where the big money is! :)
Apart from that I agree but it does demonstrate how completely 
and utterly materialistic modern Western society has become.
Pathetic really. I on the other hand adhere to the view that 
money is worth striving for if you're going to get specifically 
that yacht thing you were talking about .. ;)
Too bad about the tree.
Was that covered by your policy incidentally?

From: shitball
To: all those sick of these fuckers
Subject: board whores
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:20:12 2003

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From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE IRANIAN AND KOREAN ACCUSATIONS BY THE U.S.A. THAT THEY ARE DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS*
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:11:03 2003

Message:
Sorry about this - I am not anti-American, many of my friends 
happen to be American but here is the reason why the U.S.A. are 
threatening to go to war against North Korea and Iran.
[I do however agree that North Korea has something of an 
oppressive regime that could do with some improving]
The only reason is that both countries got nuclear power 
stations built by the Russians because the Russians got 
commissioned due to an [ahem!] price differential ..
The U.S.A. are all sore about missing out on their further and 
ever continuing enrichment at the expense of the rest of the 
world.

Love me or loathe me it is actually quite ironic in my 
opinion. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:47:10 2003

Message:
I have seen the *define irony* effect!!

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: The Wacky Things Those Mullah's Say
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:16:09 2003

Message:
Iran Remains Defiant About Nuclear Program
Sun Sep 28, 2:24 PM ET 

By Parinoosh Arami 

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's foreign ministry said on Sunday Tehran 
would not give up its nuclear program, including uranium 
enrichment, despite international pressure to prove it is not 
developing atomic weapons. 

"Abandoning peaceful nuclear activities >or enrichment< is not 
something that Iran is ready to compromise on," foreign ministry 
spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told a weekly news conference. 

(snip)


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?
tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030928/wl_nm/iran_nuclear_dc_3 

From: Richard Warwick
To: British Broadcasting Corporation
Subject: *INVOICE TIME*
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:25:26 2003

Message:
I just at the request of the BBC - specifically News 24, 
TimeLine, Gavin Esler and interviewees an exclusive look at me.
I am now invoicing you to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling.
You may reuse the pics all you like.
You know the address send along this week please.
Thank you.  

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *INVOICE TIME*
Date: Sun Sep 28 22:40:46 2003

Message:
Meant *gave*
Whoops! My mistake!

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 23:31:42 2003

Message:
Don't be surprised, I'm doing the French mistake. WAA-LAA!!     

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 23:31:42 2003

Message:
I'm all girlie! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!       

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY,PUSSY FAKE
Date: Mon Sep 29 00:57:41 2003

Message:
LAME.

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY, PUSSY FAKE
Date: Mon Sep 29 03:02:48 2003

Message:
MY 3" COCK, THAT IS. NO OFFENCE.                          

From: DonkeyNutz
To: om/cf and that bitch Marie
Subject: .44 wanking material
Date: Mon Sep 29 03:53:48 2003

Message:
Jesus Christ, 
Willis is a fucken actor, dooo yooooou heeeear? A fuckin actor 
that's all who gives a flying fuck what he thinks. If he wanted 
to be a fuckin paratrooper he had plenty of time to choose that 
option didn't he. cheap fucking words ' I wanted to fight with 
you guys!' yeah, right fuck off!! He's a shite actor, an even 
worse singer, and he couldn't even give Demi a proper boning to 
keep her happy, guess he's a regular american guy

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY, PUSSY FAKE
Subject: UNEDUCATED CUNTBOY
Date: Mon Sep 29 06:24:53 2003

Message:
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From:
To: THE REAL ARSEHOLE
Date: Mon Sep 29 07:22:46 2003

Message:
O-F-F-E-N-C-E

(Oxford english dictionary)




















Doughnut.

From: Richard Warwick
To: British Broadcasting Corporation
Subject: *REMINDER ABOUT THE INVOICE*
Date: Mon Sep 29 07:55:03 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: British Broadcasting Corporation 
Subject: *INVOICE TIME* 
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:25:26 2003 
Message:
I just at the request of the BBC - specifically News 24, 
TimeLine, Gavin Esler and interviewees an exclusive look at me.
I am now invoicing you to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling.
You may reuse the pics all you like.
You know the address send along this week please.
Thank you.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It is customary and polite to provide me with a response prior 
to sending me this sum. Would you care to provide me with an 
appropriate response within today? Thank you.

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: WartyPrick
Date: Mon Sep 29 10:38:42 2003

Message:
I want to fuck your eyeballs out of their sockets, and feel your 
brain around my bell-end

From: Richard Warwick
To: ButtFuckBillie
Subject: *JESUS CHRIST ESCORT SERVICES* ;)
Date: Mon Sep 29 11:24:01 2003

Message:
I want to fuck your eyeballs out of their sockets, and feel your 
brain around my bell-end
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And that is your selfstyled introduction?
You amuse me.
Unfortunately I cannot recall anyone introducing my person to 
you.
Would you kindly escort the devil to the door?
Thank you! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *GO AND RAPE & KILL RONNIE DAY.*
Date: Mon Sep 29 12:16:53 2003

Message:
But which Ronnie?
Is that the Ronnie with the clown act?
Or is that the Ronnie with the clown act?
[Confused.]
Okay. Try this:
Is that the Ronnie with the makeup and clown suit on?
Or is that the Ronnie with the makeup and clown suit on?
[Yikes!!]
Is that the Ronnie out of that Stephen King novel?
Or is that the Ronnie out of that Stephen King novel?
[Jesus!! I admit defeat!] :)

Which one?
Which Ronnie?
Try Ladbrokes.
You decide not me.

From: om/cf
To: DonkeyNutz
Date: Mon Sep 29 14:18:42 2003

Message:
Jesus Christ, 
Willis is a fucken actor, dooo yooooou heeeear? A fuckin actor 
that's all who gives a flying fuck what he thinks. If he wanted 
to be a fuckin paratrooper he had plenty of time to choose that 
option didn't he. cheap fucking words ' I wanted to fight with 
you guys!' yeah, right fuck off!! He's a shite actor, an even 
worse singer, and he couldn't even give Demi a proper boning to 
keep her happy, guess he's a regular american guy
-------------------------------------

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! You are soooo wrong, maaaan! Bruce 
could have singlehandedly killed the entire Iraqi army using 
only a compass, a kbar knife, and .45 pistol with a never ending 
clip. OH, and a Zippo lighter and 100 cartons of cigarettes, and 
a pack of Wrigly gum. And maybe a baseball bat and some 
nunchucks, but that's it, that's all he would need to invade 
Iraq. Possibly a couple a cases of Jack Daniels too.

A compass, a knife, a .45, a lighter, cigarettes, gum, ballbat, 
nunchucks,and whiskey....and a flamethrower, and some killer 
Clombian weed and a ceramic skull bong - but that is all Bruce 
would need to run a low budget Invasion.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:22:40 2003

Message:
...and a case of Trojans

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:23:25 2003

Message:
...maybe effective body lice shampoo too.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *WHO WOULD FANCY A RESEARCH GRANT?* :))
Subject: *THE TRUE REASON FOR HIGH BREAST CANCER RATES IN BRITAIN*
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:39:50 2003

Message:
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/uknews/news20030416.shtml

Quoting:

*Viking gene blamed for women's cancer 
Source: The Guardian 
Date: 16/04/2003 
Several papers today, including the Guardian, report on the 
latest discoveries about the Vikings and their links to cancer 
in the UK. Researchers report in the British Journal of Cancer 
that they tracked 107 families through genetics clinics in 
Scotland and Northern Ireland, and found nearly 400 cases of 
breast cancer and 150 cases of ovarian cancer. They discovered 
that the genetic mutations that had caused the cancers had 
common ancestries, preserved in the more closely knit Scottish 
and northern Irish societies. One of the mutations matched a 
mutation common in Scandinavia, and it could be traced back to 
Viking raiders who settled in Britain* 
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I will independently confirm.

From: SOUTH_PORKED_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:43:04 2003

Message:
I have seen the *thanks for sorting out our titties but I just 
want to do the Space War* effect!! LOL!!

From: concience
To: humanity
Date: Fri Oct 19 23:57:42 2001

Message:
why cant we all just get along man... i mean come on, theres 
been enuff tragedy, live an let live. in the name of God?

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 17:00:18 2003

Message:
I do believe this site is being misused

From: Seth
To: US President, Sarah Matravers, Chancellor of Exchequer, Richard Warwick, Shakespeare & Co., Her Majesty the Queen, S. Raworth, God even*
Subject: *WHATEVER THAT MEANS*
Date: Mon Sep 29 17:27:06 2003

Message:
Gimme the money or I'll shop your soul at the next full moon. :)

From: Ea
To:
Subject: love me daddy
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:31:20 2003

Message:
I am here once again to insult Richard Blowdick, it is very 
humerous to me to read his retard rebutles, just what this board 
needed another lonely homo-sexual, striving for the attention 
his gay father never showed him, so fuck u Blowdick and here's 
to me, courtesy of old No. 7 .

From: Richard Warwick
To: Ea
Subject: *love me daddy? Okay!* LOL!!
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:56:06 2003

Message:
I am here once again to insult Richard Blowdick, it is very 
humerous to me to read his retard rebutles, just what this board 
needed another lonely homo-sexual, striving for the attention 
his gay father never showed him, so fuck u Blowdick and here's 
to me, courtesy of old No. 7 .
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I am here once again to insult Richard Warwick. It is very 
humourous/humorous for[?] me to read his retard rebuttals: just 
what this board needed another lonely homosexual, striving for 
the attention his gay father never showed him, so fuck you 
Warwick and here's to you, courtesy of old No. 7 .

Thanks! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *I GUESS AN AIDS CURE IS LOW PRIORITY FOR YOU - IT IS SIMPLY ON THE BASIS OF MY FINANCIAL STATUS*
Subject: *LOOKING THROUGH ARCHIVES*
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:59:59 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Fuck of the Mountain 
Subject: *ANYONE FOR THE A.I.D.S. CURE?* 
Date: Mon Apr 21 04:18:13 2003 
Message:
(3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*.
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Actually not. For (3) I have in mind *The Theory of the A.I.D.S 
cure*. Now what would the hungry whore like to do about that? I 
suggest the hungry whore reads it and weeps.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE SPECIAL SOUL REMOVAL SERVICES*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:20:57 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3147676.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

*Police are investigating an allegation a teenager was raped in 
an incident reportedly involving eight Premiership footballers. 
Scotland Yard has confirmed a 17-year-old girl made a complaint 
at a central London Police station on Saturday.*

All that money. Better get yourselves some good lawyers.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ITALY POWERCUT*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:27:54 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3147838.stm

Quoting:

*The Telegraph traces the blackout to the moment a falling tree 
brought down a power-line in Switzerland.*

Yes well you are now just being silly! :) 



*

From: Dracula
To:
Subject: *I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THIS DRACULA*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:53:10 2003

Message:
Well guess what?
I am! :)
I tell you what, send me along some of the Euros [usual address] 
and I'll see who I can do.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *DRACULA - V.I.P. KING OF VAMPIRES - KILLS OTHER VAMPIRES AS HOBBY. SUCKS HUMANS DRY TOO.*
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:27:46 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Translyvanian bat-blood* effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *JOURNALISTS INVESTIGATING THIS. LOL!!*
Subject: *IDENTITY "CRISIS" - SORRY MEANT "LEAK": WATER LEAK? "WHITE HOUSE WATER LEAK". THAT'S THE ONE!* :))
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:31:24 2003

Message:
We note similiar evasive tactics as President Bush leaves the 
room as a related question has been asked. 

Whoever it was getting into the car and denying to the 
journalist at the white house that he leaked the name is not 
telling the truth.

Proof: All he said was *no* bowed his head slightly as he got 
into his car and then *good day*
If on the other hand he had defiantly gone up to the TV camera 
and had uttered something like *you goddamn bitch even 
SUGGESTING that I could be involved in this. If you really 
believe the shit you stir then you go prove it ...* etc. etc.

But then again he didn't.

It's a bit like whoever should be all squeaky clean like me 
should be the one that gets to cast the first stone. Nailed you, 
stupid bitch journalist! :)


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:50:33 2003

Message:
I have seen the unkillable red-haired journalist angrily waving 
a sound boom effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:59:09 2003

Message:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/09/29/wilson.cia/index.html

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 23:34:34 2003

Message:
Don't make me repeat myself.               

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 23:37:14 2003

Message:
Don't make me repeat myself.                   

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:12:28 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.              

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:12:28 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.              

From: THE REAL RICHARD WARWICK
To: FAKE PUSSY
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:51:56 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.
---------------------------------------------------
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?                         

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Subject: *YOU FORGOT THE ASTERISKS*
Date: Tue Sep 30 01:50:08 2003

Message:
You forgot them.
What is YOUR point?
Take 20 years and divide by 1000 girls . ..
What do you get?
Essentially 1 girl per 7.30 days during a barmy 20 year period.
If therefore one would wish to fuck 1000 girls then get yourself 
one per week essentially.
If you can't stand the idea then get yourself a JOB!

From: DonkeyNutz
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Sep 30 06:15:51 2003

Message:
Okay, fair enough, I just get sooo angry in the afternoons for 
some reason. Bruce made bald guys cool so he should be venerated 
for that fact alone.

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: Richard ShitOnHis Prick
Subject: closing in on you
Date: Tue Sep 30 06:20:51 2003

Message:
I live in Woking, and I am going to find you you fucker and 
anbush you outside Tesco's and then fuck your eye sockets.

From: Richard Warwick
To: ButtFuckBillie
Subject: *closing in on you *
Date: Tue Sep 30 07:20:07 2003

Message:
I live in Woking, and I am going to find you you fucker and 
anbush you outside Tesco's and then fuck your eye sockets.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I know!
Sainsbury's!! :)
That is the answer.
Do you hear me ButtFuckBillie? LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TONY BLAIR*
Date: Tue Sep 30 07:22:58 2003

Message:
This asshole promised me 2 million by Monday.
What a lying sack of shit!!
He had his chance and lost it.
He used to come round and insist to me that *here was the 
writing of History*
Though I do not disagree, *Actions speak louder than words*
Tony Blair was put upon God's Earth to write me out a cheque.
He never did.
Though I hold absolutely nothing against the man I did suggest 
to him that he considered improving his security because of all 
those people baying for blood.
Tony Blair is fun actually.
My kind of Prime Minister.
More please! :)
I like cream on top of my currant bun too please!
Thanks. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:14:08 2003

Message:
It's not all bad - I have seen the St. Peter effect! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DENTS IN THE BODYWORK CAN AND SHOULD BE CAUSED BY THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY.*
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:15:29 2003

Message:
Somewhere.
On a runway ..
I have seen the exploding Easy Jet 767 ... :)
Watch my girl go! :))

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I CAN ONLY GO ONE WAY - I DON'T HAVE A REVERSE GEAR*
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:24:19 2003

Message:
I think the point here is that a U-turn may look like a 
politically crippling decision.
On the other hand consider the case where one is armed with a 
legitimate justification.
If that particular justification was to be properly explained 
publicly then consider spinning like a top ... :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:11:03 2003

Message:
I have seen the *lady is consistently turning* effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MULLER - HOW TO GET THE ASSAILANT*
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:28:01 2003

Message:
This is easy.
Track that park 24h.
Done.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DAMIEN HIRST IS THE REINCARNATION OF LEONARDO DA VINCI* :))
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:32:25 2003

Message:
*Shelves with the sea shells suck like sailors shitholes*
Say it! LOL!!
What else is new?
Well we went from room to room at the New Tate slamming 
everything through with a common domestic appliance ... :))

From: billy bob
To: osama
Subject: die
Date: Sun Sep 30 17:26:34 2001

Message:
die to all you all

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *HERE'S A [GUINNESS BOOK] WORLD RECORD!!! - I JUST DID IT FOR YOU NOW ACTUALLY* :)
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:51:47 2003

Message:
I have seen *The Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sick Sheep's Sick 
Sixth Shearer's Sick Sixth Sheila's Sick Sixth Seashell* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 14:08:04 2003

Message:
*She sponges sailors' shitholes on the seashore?*
No. :(
Too late!

From: Spinning Out of Control
To: Portly Sore Dick
Subject: I want to burn out maurice saatchi jew-fuck's eyes out with those stupid glasses he wears and the help of the midday arizona sun
Date: Tue Sep 30 16:41:25 2003

Message:
Damien Hirst is a talentless shlock-jock fucko. Bourgois cunt-
fucks love him cos it makes upper-middle class limp-dicks feel 
like they can get a fucking hard-on. Sharks in fish-tanks, oh 
please fuck off.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Um?
Subject: *THE WHISTLESTOP BOURNEMOUTH -> CROYDON DAILY MILK RUN*
Date: Tue Sep 30 18:01:22 2003

Message:
I suspect there is something wrong with your karma Tony Blair.
I have thought about it at length and I'm pretty sure now that's 
probably it.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE INCONTRAVERTIBLY GUILTY FOOTBALLERS*
Subject: *LET'S GO TO THE SLAMMER!!*
Date: Tue Sep 30 18:03:54 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *THE SPECIAL SOUL REMOVAL SERVICES* 
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:20:57 2003 
Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3147676.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

*Police are investigating an allegation a teenager was raped in 
an incident reportedly involving eight Premiership footballers. 
Scotland Yard has confirmed a 17-year-old girl made a complaint 
at a central London Police station on Saturday.*

All that money. Better get yourselves some good lawyers.

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I just met three of them below by the carpark and because of the 
compliment we are detaining you at Her Majesty's pleasure.
Don't commit suicide.
*I'll see you later.*
Whatever that means.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Spinning Out of Control
Subject: *IF YOU WANT TO SEE A STUFFED TIGER SHARK WITHOUT THE AWESOMELY STUPID FISH TANK TRY THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM IN GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - THERE'S BEEN ONE THERE FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS*
Date: Tue Sep 30 18:07:16 2003

Message:
Damien Hirst is a talentless shlock-jock fucko. Bourgois cunt-
fucks love him cos it makes upper-middle class limp-dicks feel 
like they can get a fucking hard-on. Sharks in fish-tanks, oh 
please fuck off.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes. Yes. This is the sort of material I'm looking for. :))

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *Fermat's last theorem*
Date: Tue Sep 30 18:43:07 2003

Message:
http://www-gap.dcs.st-
and.ac.uk/~history/HistTopics/Fermat's_last_theorem

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

So the ESSENTIAL proof runs like this.

It would be good to imagine a sphere and that from the central 
axis there is a rod that can trace out 90 degree angles either 
longitudinally of latitudally.

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 
degrees latidudinally.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 degrees 
latidudinally and then 90 degrees longitudinally.

And so on.

I will try to provide the a more complete solution but maybe you 
see it yourselves already and I think I need a drink.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 19:57:20 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am tracing out an X and Y axis with a rod 
equal to the radius of the sphere* effect!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *FERMAT AGAIN"
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:00:21 2003

Message:
I propose that since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
equals Z to the fourth power then in this case the number of 
geometric 90 degree turns are composite. Can't see what more to 
say here really except sorry for ruining your lousy ass 
mathematical careers and a two fingered salute to that 
publishing company. That's the spirit!! LMAO

From:
To:
Subject: *Fermat's last theorem*
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:04:53 2003

Message:
should read *longitudinally or latitudally*

From:
To:
Subject: *FERMAT AGAIN"
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:06:11 2003

Message:
For occurrences of *sphere* please substitute *spheroid*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: ***FERMAT AGAIN***
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:13:12 2003

Message:
For occurrences of *spheroid* please substitute *imaginatively 
irregular spheroid*

From: USA
To: ALL RAGHEADS
Subject: YOU WITTL FALL DIKES
Date: Tue May 21 11:20:18 2002

Message:
dear osama benloten,
thou you killed 1,000s of us it wont bring you to heaven bitch 
cause you dien YOU FAG
DIE
DIE
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FUCKEN RAGWEED
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YOU FUCKEN DUM SHIT TERRIST 



COMON 
THE IRAQIS CANOT BRING THEM BACK
THEY FUCKEN STARTED THIS I SAY THEY WILL DIE THEM GOD DAME 
IMBISULTS KILLEN
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HATE THAT GOD DAME RESHIME!

Alex

From:
To:
Subject: *ERROR*
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:14:56 2003

Message:
*I propose that since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
equals Z to the fourth power then in this case the number of 
geometric 90 degree turns are composite.*
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Should read:

*I propose that since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of the axii in 
this case.}*

From: Richard Warwick
To: Alex
Subject: *PISS OFF ALEX*
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:33:33 2003

Message:
dear osama benloten,
thou you killed 1,000s of us it wont bring you to heaven bitch 
cause you dien YOU FAG
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
FUCKEN RAGWEED
FUCKEN RAGWEED
YOU FUCKEN DUM SHIT TERRIST 



COMON 
THE IRAQIS CANOT BRING THEM BACK
THEY FUCKEN STARTED THIS I SAY THEY WILL DIE THEM GOD DAME 
IMBISULTS KILLEN
KILL
KILL
KILL}
KILL
KilL
kilL
KILL
osma benlonten GIVE UP YOU GOD DAMN MOUTHER FUCKER YOU PIECE OF 
FUCKEN MONKY SHIT VISIT www.joecartoon.com TO SEE HOW MUCH WE 
HATE THAT GOD DAME RESHIME!

Alex
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Excuse me Alex. I am trying to do something important. LOL!!

From: usa MR ALEx
To: hey CAN SOME BODY SAY SUMIN
Subject: IWANA BE A PORN STAR
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:29:25 2003

Message:
i fucken hate you

MASTER OF PUPPETS by metalica ALEX
end of passion play crumbleing away 
YEHAW

From: you ass wipe
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:36:01 2003

Message:

From: haha
To:
Subject: fuck you hoe
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:36:48 2003

Message:
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To: any bitch
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:37:37 2003

Message:
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Date: Tue Sep 30 20:39:48 2003

Message:
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From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: * have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain or about an A4 page's worth*
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:37:37 2003

Message:
For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition* and I'm calling it case closed on this one.

From: fuckfucvkalex
To: cracker weed
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:45:26 2003

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From: cracker weed
To: ALEX
Subject: assass
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:52:49 2003

Message:
YOU BITCH FACE fuck you mmamma

From: alex
To: cracker weed
Date: Tue Sep 30 20:54:16 2003

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From:
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 21:00:28 2003

Message:
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From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *FURTHER BECAUSE OF THE JOURNALISTS*
Date: Tue Sep 30 21:08:50 2003

Message:
Fermat: *I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this 
margin is too small to contain.* 
My opinion is that he obviously did not have the proof but 
realised that there was probably a very short proof. In fact, he 
was probably being cynical because he was aware of those 1000 
page proofs to come.
*What does it feel like to solve this extremely difficult 
mathematical problem?* a journalist has asked me.
Elation. However, I have other things to do and I am already 
proceeding onto those now.
*Andrew Wiles and Co.* 
Genuine sympathy. This is extremely embarrassing. I suppose they 
have to rebuild their careers now. The fact is that I have 
worked on this problem on and off for a couple of years as a 
hobby though I am aware that far greater amounts of time have 
been devoted to this.
*Is the proof complete?*
On balance yes.


From:
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 21:20:53 2003

Message:
*cynical* should read *sarcastic*

From:
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 22:36:32 2003

Message:
*incompetent derelict* should be read as *incompetent derelict*


From: SOUTH_PERK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 23:06:10 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am a fuckup* effect!!!

From:
To: SOUTH_PERK_DUDE
Date: Tue Sep 30 23:50:55 2003

Message:
Not only that, you've lived it!

From: Spooge
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 01:09:00 2003

Message:
Spo-Spo-SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!!!!                  

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 01:26:43 2003

Message:
Zoom me!

From: SPOOGE
To:
Subject: *SPOOGE*
Date: Wed Oct 1 02:09:15 2003

Message:
FUCKIN' SPOOOOOOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYWHERE! ON MY WALLS! IN MY 
SOCKS!! EVEN IN RICHARD'S BACK POCKET! IT'S WET! IT'S DRY! IT'S 
SPOOGE, AND IT'S HERE TO STAY!!!     

From: DingDong
To: Alex
Subject: Eat my faeces
Date: Wed Oct 1 05:02:44 2003

Message:
Alex you need Alexicon you poor uneducated 34 year-old still 
suckling his mother's cunt spunkrag

From: Burnt to a Krisp
To: Fuck Fuck
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick of thieving fucking institutions and governments 
fucking me and others over on a regular basis. If you steal a 
pair of socks they'll fucking do you, but companies and tax 
offices can quite happily ream you til you bleed without any 
redress. Fucking CUNTS! I'm gonna shoot some fucker now, I hope 
you don't live near me, if you do drive real polite!

From: Burnt to a Krisp
To: Fuck Fuck
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick of thieving fucking institutions and governments 
fucking me and others over on a regular basis. If you steal a 
pair of socks they'll fucking do you, but companies and tax 
offices can quite happily ream you til you bleed without any 
redress. Fucking CUNTS! I'm gonna shoot some fucker now, I hope 
you don't live near me, if you do drive real polite!

From: Burnt to a Krisp
To: Fuck Fuck
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick of thieving fucking institutions and governments 
fucking me and others over on a regular basis. If you steal a 
pair of socks they'll fucking do you, but companies and tax 
offices can quite happily ream you til you bleed without any 
redress. Fucking CUNTS! I'm gonna shoot some fucker now, I hope 
you don't live near me, if you do drive real polite!

From: Burnt to a Krisp
To: Fuck Fuck
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick of thieving fucking institutions and governments 
fucking me and others over on a regular basis. If you steal a 
pair of socks they'll fucking do you, but companies and tax 
offices can quite happily ream you til you bleed without any 
redress. Fucking CUNTS! I'm gonna shoot some fucker now, I hope 
you don't live near me, if you do drive real polite!

From: Burnt to a Krisp
To: Fuck Fuck
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick of thieving fucking institutions and governments 
fucking me and others over on a regular basis. If you steal a 
pair of socks they'll fucking do you, but companies and tax 
offices can quite happily ream you til you bleed without any 
redress. Fucking CUNTS! I'm gonna shoot some fucker now, I hope 
you don't live near me, if you do drive real polite!

From: BurnttoaKrisp
To: You fucked up fuck-faced sons of brothel bollock bunnies with wart-cunted mothers
Subject: I will enjoy your wails of agany and anguish
Date: Wed Oct 1 08:40:34 2003

Message:
I'm sick to death of thieving fucking institutions, companies 
and governments shafting people out of money they owe them 
without any remorse or justice. If you steal a pair of fucking 
socks they'll fuck you over, but they can ream your arse until 
you're bled dry. I'm gonna shoot some fucker in that bank one 
day, and I've got a grenade for the tax morons.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WE WISH TO RETAIN THE N.H.S.*
Date: Wed Oct 1 13:01:25 2003

Message:
Who's for a foundation hospital?
You?
I like the one that is destroying all the used medical materials.
It is a hospital that will have all of that medical waste 
transported in from all over the country so as to meet with the 
hospital furnace.
But whose initiative is this?
And exactly which hospital are we talking about here?
Which one Tony Blair?
What is the name of this hospital?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *BurnttoaKrisp or write History with me in a V.D. free environmwent*
Subject: *... EXTERMINATE!!! ... EXTERMINATE!!! ...*
Date: Wed Oct 1 13:13:23 2003

Message:
I'm sick to death of thieving fucking institutions, companies 
and governments shafting people out of money they owe them 
without any remorse or justice. If you steal a pair of fucking 
socks they'll fuck you over, but they can ream your arse until 
you're bled dry. I'm gonna shoot some fucker in that bank one 
day, and I've got a grenade for the tax morons.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Do not shoot the fucker and do not utilise grenade.
I advise patience.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 15:11:17 2003

Message:
Actually, what sort of grenade have you got specifically?

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:04:41 2003

Message:
cunt grenade

From: Ea
To: Burnt to a Krisp
Subject: Fuck The Used to be Great, Britain
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:08:12 2003

Message:
I am truely sorry your mother has warts on her stinky crotch, 
just think your ugly face was up close and personal during 
birth, not to mention they were passed on to you . The same is 
evident in Richard Warwick's case only he morphed into a 
Homosexual and is spreading his V.D. among the gay british 
community.  For help with this issue seek a fully loaded 12 
gauge shotgun, I see this as the only logical solution.

From: Ea
To: BurnttoaKrisp
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:18:08 2003

Message:
I am truely sorry your mother has warts on her stinky crotch, 
just think your ugly face was up close and personal during 
birth, not to mention they were passed on to you . The same is 
evident in Richard Warwick's case only he morphed into a 
Homosexual and is spreading his V.D. among the gay british 
community.  For help with this issue seek a fully loaded 12 
gauge shotgun, I see this as the only logical solution.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:30:45 2003

Message:
I'm the man in the box, buried with gold.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:31:58 2003

Message:
There are planes going into buildings

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 19:44:53 2003

Message:
There are planes going into buildings
-----------------------------------------------------------------
EasyJet 767 or B.A. 747? LMAO

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 20:44:46 2003

Message:
ALL YOU CREEPS NEED TO GET A LIFE

From: Richard Warwick
To: Ea [THE POPE LADIES & GENTLEMEN] :)
Subject: *I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE JUST GAGGING FOR IT.*
Date: Wed Oct 1 21:23:25 2003

Message:
I am truely sorry your mother has warts on her stinky crotch, 
just think your ugly face was up close and personal during 
birth, not to mention they were passed on to you . The same is 
evident in Richard Warwick's case only he morphed into a 
Homosexual and is spreading his V.D. among the gay british 
community.  For help with this issue seek a fully loaded 12 
gauge shotgun, I see this as the only logical solution.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Practice makes perfect .. I advise caution.
Try it unloaded and attach a piece of string between your big 
toe and the trigger and pull.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE OR IF THIS MOTIVE IS PURELY MONEY WE'LL STACK YOU UP AS YOU DESERVE*
Date: Wed Oct 1 21:26:35 2003

Message:
I cannot recommend a single one of these methods but let us 
consider this issue more closely:
You're the kind of guy with the limitless ego. No. You're not. 
You're the kind of guy with the tiny ego. Typically you are 
David Beckham or Robbie Williams. Where did your wife go David? 
Do you believe for example that she has been sucking my cock all 
day? I will however affirm in the negative. Did you ever 
consider the possibility that I am not in the slightest bit 
interested in your wife David? Well let me answer you in the 
affirmative. Who in this little celebrity war pulls through? 
Generally smart people who have lived a bit. For example, 
Michael Douglas along with his charming wife. So is Ronnie but 
that kind of figures ..
If you commit suicide where do you go?
To Hell.
Simple. Knew it when I was six.
There are probably a few exceptions in the case of legitimate 
euthanasia.
Now what if you are a psychopath?
In this particular case you simply do not understand the ticking 
clock and the fact that if you wait around long enough then 
there might be something in it for you.
Either way I think that to join the Elite you're going to have 
to work for it in combination with simply being born that way.
Otherwise you might just end up with a higher salary rate 'cause 
it's the economy stoopid!
Which way do I recommend that you commit suicide?
Drowning.
But Hell if I would do it.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ON A LIGHTER NOTE*
Date: Wed Oct 1 21:53:16 2003

Message:
This is a joke - *Death by Bunta.*
So three miserable white trash exploration sons a bitches get 
caught in the jungle by the Kerknights that say *N_____*
I don't know why they say *N_____* they just do!! :)
Did you hear that?
They just said *N_____* again!!
Anyways they get hauled off strapped to a branch [this is 
unusual form of transport but light on the feet I hear one 
remark]
Just in anticipation of the spit and the fireplace ..
Just in anticipation of the spit and the fireplace ..
[And the basting!] :))
They then are into the cage.
Good! :)
Then Chief umgollawallabuymeafreepizzawithvoucher cometh along 
and ask first 1.
*Bunta or Death?*
*Um. Death actually!*
So they ate him.
Next please! LOL!!
So then Chief umgollawallabuymeafreepizzawithvoucher ask the 
next one: *Death by Bunta?*
*Oh yes pleease!!*
So the entire tribe fucked him up the ass till he was dead but 
he was a shitty bastard and probably deserved it.
Turning to the third explorer, Chief 
umgollawallabuymeafreepizzawithvoucher asked *Would you like a 
currant bun or a buy one get one free pizza voucher?*
*Both actually.*
Thanks! :)
Fuck off! 
And that last line was the punchline.
I hope you enjoyed it.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SPACE WAR*
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:10:40 2003

Message:
I've got some excellent proof now.
Kind of sucks being cash strapped but Hell maybe I'll just sell 
*Fermat's last Theorem Proven* to a National newspaper.
Sucks to be me?
What is the contributing factor in your most honest opinion?
Is it you or are you of a reasonable moral character?
Sucks to be Evil.

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: Wine is fine...but Whisky's quicker
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:04:42 2003

Message:
Heard a story on the radio the other day about a smitten young 
man in England commiting suicide in a unique way. Seems he 
worked at a hardware store and had an aching for a female co-
worker, and I didn't catch all the details, but apparently he 
was brushed off by the girl.

Well he showed her! He went to his car at breaktime, tied a rope 
to his neck and the other end to a sturdy lampost, seat-belted 
himself in, fired up the engine and tromped the gas pedal and 
decapitated himself.

The bright side was they found a suicide note in the car and a 
reciept. He bought the rope at the hardware store where he 
worked and got the 20% employee discount!

Heard this on the Bob & Tom radio show, can't verify the actual 
facts. 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *HOW TO HAVE THE PRESS PREJUDICE A COURT TRIAL*
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:26:46 2003

Message:
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?
file=/2003/10/2/sports/6402795&sec=sports

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Get the press to provide the CCTV, the witnesses and the DNA 
evidence.

That is how the press prejudices idiot juries like you.

Case closed.


From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *Well he showed her!*
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:28:58 2003

Message:
Yes stupid bitch observe!
I even have my driving licence ..
[Watch my girl go!!] :))
I suppose you could shrink his head, play football with it, get 
brain samples, squash it a bit, attach it back to the body with 
epoxy, talk to it endlessly and pretend it is your own 
narcassitic creation in the Divine Reflection of Reflections.
But since his head fell off then what can we really do?
Is your doggie hungry or fancy a game of foot? :))

From: SPOOGE
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:53:38 2003

Message:
Fuck you Richard.        

From: Richard Warwick
To: Richard Julian Warwick British Passport Number 540009282 and N.I. # JC 68 25 58 C OR YOU STUPID FUCKS CLOSE THE SITE DOWN NOW TIS AN ORDER!!!* LOL!!!
Subject: *FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM*
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:53:14 2003

Message:
So the ESSENTIAL proof runs like this.

It would be good to imagine a spheroid and that from the central 
axis there is a rod that can trace out 90 degree angles either 
longitudinally or latitudally.

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 
degrees latidudinally.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 degrees 
latidudinally and then 90 degrees longitudinally.

And so on.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three and to the 
Y axis a value of 4 utilising this rod 
equal to the radius of the spheroid in the case of 3 squared + 4 
squared = 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in 
this case.}*

For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition.* [complex numbers]

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:14:07 2003

Message:
*It would be good to imagine a spheroid and that from the 
central axis there is a rod that can trace out 90 degree angles 
either longitudinally or latitudally.*

Should read:

*Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin there is a 
rod reaching from the origin to the surface of that spheroid 
that can trace out 90 degree angles either longitudinally or 
latitudally.*


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:25:05 2003

Message:
*Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin there is a 
rod reaching from the origin to the surface of that spheroid 
that can trace out 90 degree angles either longitudinally or 
latitudally.*


Should read:

*Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin there is a 
variably lengthed rod consisting of one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis [only] reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid that can trace out 90 
degree angles either longitudinally or latitudally.*


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:27:50 2003

Message:
*Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin there is a 
variably lengthed rod consisting of one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis [only] reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid that can trace out 90 
degree angles either longitudinally or latitudally.*

Should read:

*Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent only that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid that can trace out 90 
degree angles either longitudinally [Y-Axis] or latitudally [X-
Axis].*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SLIGHTLY IMPROVED FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM PROOF OR THIS IS MY JOTTING PAPER DON'T GIVE A FUCK.*
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:32:22 2003

Message:
So the ESSENTIAL proof runs like this:

Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent only that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid that can trace out 90 
degree angles either longitudinally [Y-Axis] or latitudally [X-
Axis].

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 
degrees latidudinally.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees longitudinally and then 90 degrees 
latidudinally and then 90 degrees longitudinally.

And so on.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three and to the 
Y axis a value of 4 utilising this rod 
equal to the radius of the spheroid in the case of 3 squared + 4 
squared = 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in 
this case.}*

For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition.* [complex numbers]


From: Marie
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: dogging
Date: Wed Oct 1 22:53:38 2003

Message:
DOG me you skinny little cur! :)             

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM - BETTER AND BETTER BABEEEE!!!!* :)
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:36:06 2003

Message:
So the proof runs like this:

Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid for that rod that can 
trace out 90 
degree angles either upon the Y-Axis or upon the X-Axis.

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 
degrees upon the X-Axis.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 degrees 
upon the X-Axis and then 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis.

And so on.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three and to the 
Y axis a value of 4 utilising this rod 
equal to the radius of the spheroid in the case of 3 squared + 4 
squared = 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in 
this case.}*

For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition.* [complex numbers]

From: Marie
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:47:17 2003

Message:
Oh, that's right. You can't, because you're a bitch. I forgot. 
Sorry Richard.            

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*************
Subject: *Adjacent: Definition: An angle with a line in common with another angle.*
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:49:01 2003

Message:
So the proof runs like this:

Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid for that rod that can 
trace out 90 degree angles either upon the Y-Axis or upon the X-
Axis.

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 
degrees upon the X-Axis.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 degrees 
upon the X-Axis and then 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis.

And so on.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three [adjacent] 
and to the Y axis a value of 4 [opposite] utilising this rod 
equal to the radius of the spheroid in the case of 3 squared + 4 
squared = 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in 
this case.}*

For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition.* [complex numbers]


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:58:01 2003

Message:
I have seen the *sohcahtoa* effect!! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie
Subject: *DOG ME*
Date: Thu Oct 2 00:04:38 2003

Message:
Do NOT dog me Marie.
Zoom me!! '
ZOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! lOLOLO!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *OK ON ADJACENT Vs. OPPOSITE NOW.*
Date: Thu Oct 2 00:13:55 2003

Message:
So the proof runs like this:

Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid for that rod that can 
trace out 90 degree angles either upon the Y-Axis or upon the X-
Axis.

-1 = - 1 [has to really]

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 
degrees upon the X-Axis.

The root to the 4th power of -1 [In a three dimensional 
geometry] = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 degrees 
upon the X-Axis and then 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis.

And so on.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three [opposite]
and to the Y axis a value of 4 [adjacent] utilising this rod 
equal to the radius of the spheroid in the case of 3 squared 
plus 4 squared equals 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional {i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in 
this case.}*

For *geometric 90 degree rotation* one may also substitute 
*algebraic addition.* [complex numbers]

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IF GREED IS THE MOTIVE THEN WHO YOU GONNA CALL ... * :))
Date: Thu Oct 2 01:20:48 2003

Message:
118-118 and the David Bedford lookalikes and the directory 
enquires ....
But wait!
I fear that you have been giving out any old number just so you 
can get your commission for providing any old fucking number 
within that 40 second commission guarantee ... ASSHOLES!!
Who you gonna call?
Try 020 8239 7552
You're fired!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS*
Date: Thu Oct 2 01:43:50 2003

Message:
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
Now I have that out of the way then I say shoot the fuckers 
BEFORE you transport them.
By the way, do you like scampi?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *FUCKING BITCHES AT BOURNEMOUTH*
Date: Thu Oct 2 02:08:00 2003

Message:
Your cheap perfume and your stupid ass talk you Clarissa wannabe!
Take a hike you low foreheaded bitches that can only discuss and 
NEVER act!!
You suck ass!!
By the way, *La Joconde* is sitting around in an art gallery in 
Paris called *Le Louvre*
Why is this the greatest painting in the world?
Is it the smile?
Is this somehow the artist in a self-portrait?
Yes. :)
Leonardo da Vinci was a woman.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you too! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ESSAYEZ CELA - PAUVRES BANDE DE CONNARDS*
Date: Thu Oct 2 02:21:05 2003

Message:
http://www.arte-tv.com/dossier/dossier.jsp?node=303868&lang=fr

Il faut pas prendre trop de photos parce que ca degrade cette 
peinture - on sait plus si c'est l'originale mais recemment[?] 
on s'en fou!! Ou quelque chose comme ca.

From: Duckie
To: anyone
Date: Thu Oct 2 06:56:50 2003

Message:
I keep masturbating over pictures of madeleine albright while 
reading om/cf's posts. 
Am I weird?!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *madeleine albright - read it and weep stupid Jew bitch!* LOL!!
Subject: *FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM*
Date: Thu Oct 2 10:46:05 2003

Message:
Prove that for any power greater than two there can be no integer
solution for X to the power of N plus Y to the power of N equals 
Z to the power of N.

PROOF:

Imagine a spheroid and that from the central origin for that 
spheroid there is a variably lengthed rod - variably lengthed to 
the extent that this rod contains one measurement on the X-
Axis and one measurement on the Y-Axis only - reaching from the 
origin to the surface of that spheroid for that rod that can 
trace out 90 degree angles either upon the Y-Axis or upon the X-
Axis.

Utilising complex numbers and varying powers for -1:

-1 = - 1 (has to really)

The square root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis (arbritary)

The cube root of -1 = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 
degrees upon the X-Axis.

The root to the 4th power of -1 (In a three dimensional 
geometry) = 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis and then 90 degrees 
upon the X-Axis and then 90 degrees upon the Y-Axis.

And so on to infinity.

Ascribe arbritarily to the X axis the value of three (opposite 
angle) and to the Y axis a value of 4 (adjacent angle) utilising 
this rod equal to the two radii of the spheroid in the case of 3 
squared plus 4 squared equals 5 squared by example ...

PROPOSITION: since an integer solution has been found for X 
raised to the fourth power plus Y raised to the fourth power 
plus A raised to the fourth power equals Z to the fourth power 
then in this case the number of geometric 90 degree turns are 
composite or additional (i.e. have same irregularity for ONE of 
the axii in this case.)"

For "geometric 90 degree rotation" one may also substitute 
"algebraic addition." (complex numbers)

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 2 16:20:29 2003

Message:
WARTARD THINKS HE'S FUCKING RAINMAN. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *LET'S GO TO GENEVA - CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!* :))
Date: Thu Oct 2 16:12:07 2003

Message:
J'ai rien a declarer comme d'habitude sauf quelques idiots. 
Merci! :)


We note from afar a fully booked tent job coming in a very poor 
2nd .......

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie
Subject: My penis reacts only to a man'ly Butt Crack
Date: Thu Oct 2 18:10:23 2003

Message:
DOG me you skinny little cur! :)             

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I actually prefer anal sex, my butthole is very wide open as is 
my mouth,
            
yes sir I love a fat penis :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *CONCERNING OUTER SPACE ROCKET TECHNOLOGIES LTD. AND THE SATURDAY C.E.R.N. VISIT*
Date: Thu Oct 2 19:33:44 2003

Message:
I agree this booking is on short notice. Otherwise I'll just 
skulk around the buildings by myself.
Sunday? Maybe Clock museum and Natural History Museum. Have a 
few other things lined up ..

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Thu Oct 2 20:06:39 2003

Message:
I buy my underware at K-Mart .. 

From: Merlyn
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Oct 2 20:56:47 2003

Message:
What's up Bitch ?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Merlyn
Date: Thu Oct 2 20:58:57 2003

Message:
What's up Bitch ?
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I will never suck your cock,  cunt boy !!! unless you force feed 
me !!!!  Cunt

From: a human
To: the rest of them
Subject: shut the fuck up
Date: Tue Dec 11 10:09:18 2001

Message:
shut the fuck up
none of you know 
none of you will
we will live in the same dirt someday 
try wasting your time on something that you know less about

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: computer model
Date: Thu Oct 2 22:55:01 2003

Message:
There is a cube. It is inside of another cube. The internal 
cube is given a command to rise, make an electrical contact with 
the inside of the top side of the outer cube. In so doing, data 
is transferred to the internal cube. The inner cube then rotates 
90 degrees horizontally, this time making contact with a vertical 
wall of the outer cube. Again, data is transferred to the outer 
cube. Then, the inner cube rotates vertically, so that the bottom 
of the outer cube is met.
  This process of data transference to the inner cube continues 
until there can be no more room for data on at least one side of 
the inner cube. By the time this is the case for the other five 
sides, is it possible that the inner cube will have discovered, 
through all of its data gathering, how to create a seventh side, 
so that the now former cube has more room for data storage, and 
can continue to function? If it is possible, then the inner 
object (formerly a cube) will continue to lose its angularity, 
and become increasingly round. In theory, would it need to become 
purely without angularity in order to be able to contain all the 
data which has ever existed, currently exists, and will ever 
exist? And can it eventually become sentient along its journey?   
      
                        

From:
To: a human
Date: Thu Oct 2 22:55:01 2003

Message:
You nihilist, you.         

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 2 22:55:01 2003

Message:
Fuck off Spooge             


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE JESUS CHRIST HOLIDAY OR EVER GET THAT FEELING OF BEING NAILED TO THE WALL?* :)
Date: Fri Oct 3 12:40:33 2003

Message:
Well Tony Scott ex-EasyJet employee.
When I told you to shove my ticket up your arse I meant it.
[I think it's fair when you refused me a refund on the spot you 
pile of loose excrement and that you threatened to have me 
escorted off the premises ... ]
Prepare to die Tony Scott!
What are you?
I seek the opinion of others: *those people are bastards!*
You just forgot the bit about the fucking in my opinion.
Who pulls the shots down at Gatwick Airport?
Fucking assholes mostly.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WEIRD SCENES INSIDE LONDONSTOCKEXCHANGE.COM OR *WHO'S FOR AN INFLIGHT NEUTRONIUM BOMB?*
Date: Fri Oct 3 12:45:50 2003

Message:
*****************************************************************
* FLY BRITISH AEROSPACE ONLY!!! KICK RYANAIR AND ALL THE REST   *
* OF THOSE SHITS INTO HELL. IT MIGHT COST YOU SOME MORE BUT     *
* B.A. FLIGHTS DON'T EXPLODE IN THE AIR!!! B.A. GOOD!           *
* [NO EXPLOSION] ALL ELSE BAD [WILL DEFINITELY EXPLODE IF YOU FLY
*****************************************************************

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 12:55:45 2003

Message:
Again I have seen the G.O.B.B.O.G. effect!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *NIGHTFALL. AND WE CONSIDER OUR INVESTMENT VERY CAREFULLY ... * :)
Date: Fri Oct 3 13:22:25 2003

Message:
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0.00    -    105.50    105.50    105.50    
 
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+1.00    +0.71    140.50    139.00    140.00    
 
        ESV   ESV   0.75    1.75    1.25    0.00    -    1.25    
1.25    1.25    
 
        ETH   ETECHNOLOGY   55.00    65.00    60.00    0.00    -
    60.00    60.00    60.00    
 
        EUA   EURASIA MINING   6.50    8.00    7.25    0.00    -
    7.25    7.25    7.25    
 
        EPD   EURO DIAMONDS   68.00    72.00    70.00    -
0.50    -0.70    70.50    70.00    70.00    
 
        EUD   EURO DISNEY DR   36.00    40.00    38.00    
0.00    -    38.00    38.00    38.00    
 
        EURC   EURO G&I.CAP   0.13    0.25    0.19    0.00    -
    0.19    0.19    0.19    
 
        EURI   EURO G&I.INC   1.25    1.75    1.50    0.00    -
    1.50    1.50    1.50    
 
        EURU   EURO G&I.UTS   1.25    2.00    1.63    0.00    -
    1.63    1.63    1.63    
 
        EURZ   EURO G&I.ZERO   15.25    16.00    15.75    
+0.25    +1.61    15.75    15.50    15.75    
 
        EAT   EURO.ASSETS   375.00    384.00    379.50    
+3.50    +0.93    379.50    376.00    379.50    
 
        EUC   EURO.COLOUR   21.00    22.00    21.50    0.00    -
    21.50    21.50    21.50    
 
        EUE   * EURO.EXCH.STOXX   1753.00    1759.00    
1756.00    +46.00    +2.69    1758.00    1709.00    1756.00    
 
        EUN   * EURO.EXCH.STOXX   1736.00    1743.00    
1740.00    +38.00    +2.23    1744.00    1706.00    1740.00    
 
        EPM   EURO.MONTHLY   0.25    1.50    0.88    0.00    -
    0.88    0.88    0.88    
 
        EPMA   EURO.MONTHLY AN   38.00    46.00    42.00    
0.00    -    42.00    42.00    42.00    
 
        EMH   EURO.MOTOR   163.00    167.00    165.00    
0.00    -    165.00    165.00    165.00    
 
        EUP   EUROCOPY   35.00    38.00    36.50    0.00    -    
36.50    36.50    36.50    
 
        ELH   * EURODIS ELECT.   31.00    32.00    31.50    -
0.50    -1.56    32.00    31.50    31.50    
 
        EKM   EUROLINK MAN.2P   27.00    29.00    28.00    
0.00    -    28.00    28.00    28.00    
 
        ERM   EUROMONEY INST.   355.00    375.00    365.00    
0.00    -    365.00    365.00    365.00    
 
        EPE   EUROPASIA   1.10    1.40    1.25    0.00    -    
1.25    1.25    1.25    
 
        ETLA   EUROTUNNEL 03WT   0.01    0.20    0.11    
0.00    -    0.11    0.11    0.11    
 
        ETL   EUROTUNNEL UTS   62.50    63.50    63.00    
+1.75    +2.85    63.00    61.25    63.00    
 
        EVT   EUROVESTECH   6.25    6.75    6.50    +0.50    
+8.33    6.50    6.00    6.50    
 
        EGMD   EVERGREEN GDR   8.85    8.85    8.85    +0.65    -
    -    -    8.85    
 
        EGV   EVN   0.00    0.00    47.00    0.00    0.00    -
    -    47.00    
 
        EVG   EVOLUTION GRP.   85.00    89.00    87.00    
+2.50    +2.95    87.00    84.50    87.00    
 
        EX05   EX.10H% 2005   -    -    -    -    -    -    -
    -    
 
        EX12   EX.12% 2013/17   -    -    -    -    -    -    -
    -    
 
        EXA   EXCEL AIRWAYS   125.00    135.00    130.00    
0.00    -    130.00    130.00    130.00    
 
        EXL   EXEL   693.00    696.00    696.00    +4.00    
+0.14    703.50    674.50    696.00    
 
        EXEP   * EXETER ENH.PREF   -    -    5.50    -    -    -
    -    -    
 
        EXE   * EXETER ENHANCED   -    -    1.63    -    -    -
    -    -    
 
        EXF   EXETER EQ.G&I   0.75    1.50    1.13    0.00    -
    1.13    1.13    1.13    
 
        EFN   EXETER FIN.   31.00    34.00    32.50    0.00    -
    32.50    32.50    32.50    
 
        EIG   EXETER INV.GRP.   60.00    77.00    68.50    
0.00    -    68.50    68.50    68.50    
 
        EXSZ   EXETER SEC.ZDPF   67.00    72.00    69.50    
0.00    -    69.50    69.50    69.50    
 
        EXT   EXETER SEL ASST   5.25    10.00    7.63    
+0.63    +8.92    7.63    7.00    7.63    
 
        ESC   EXETER SMALLER   0.50    7.00    3.75    0.00    -
    3.75    3.75    3.75    
 
        EXPD   EXPEDITORS INT   2101.00    2113.00    2107.00    
+41.00    +1.98    2111.00    2084.00    2107.00    
 
        EXP   EXPOMEDIA GRP   130.00    135.00    132.50    
0.00    -    132.50    132.50    132.50    
 
        EXD   EXPRESS DAIRIES   45.00    46.00    45.50    
+2.50    +5.81    45.50    43.00    45.50    
 
        EPR   EXPRESS SCRIPTS   3671.00    3689.00    
3680.00    -38.00    -1.02    3764.00    3627.00    3680.00    
 
        EXR   EXPRO INTL.   275.00    278.00    276.50    
0.00    -    276.50    276.50    276.50    
 
        EXX   EXXON MOBIL   2284.00    2296.00    2290.00    
+58.00    +2.59    2290.00    2269.00    2290.00    
 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 13:51:37 2003

Message:
Jesus Christ is not a threat to airport security but sure can 
fuck with your company money ... :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THIS IS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER PAID ME THE MONEY* LOL!!
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:09:43 2003

Message:
Who? What? Where? ...
Jesus Christ Himself said he's gonna fuck with our money!
Yes! :)
I'm going to play the stock exchange like a giant pinball 
machine.
It was just a question of getting the ball rolling ... ;)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Subject: *KINDLY GET ON WITH IT AND EMPLOY ME AS CONSULTANT NEUROSURGEON OR DO YOU LIKE MY 1p??* :)
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:34:45 2003

Message:
In my opinion there is a link between arthritis and depression.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Subject: *I AM KILLING MONEY MONSTERS AGAIN* :)
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:44:56 2003

Message:
Also, to cure depression brought on by debt then it would 
probably in most cases be cheaper for the N.H.S. to simply rid 
that person of that debt because it is the causative factor.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *N.H.S. DENTISTRY OF THE FUTURE*
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:47:34 2003

Message:
If you are tucking into an A.S.D.A coelacanth then just think. :)
One day you might have your cavities plugged with graphite and 
it won't cost a bean .. ;)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 18:02:05 2003

Message:
I post all kinds of pseudointellectual bullshit on the board, 
because I like to hear myself talk. It helps to protect me from 
my low self esteem. If this bothers any of you, please understand 
my position concerning this issue. And don't fuck with me, 
because I'm a master debater! If you do, I'll just quote what you 
say in a reply to you, thereby duping you into thinking that 
there's an echo in here : )         

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WHO PULLS THE SHOTS ME OR YOU OR DOES EASYJET ALLOW GUNS/AMMUNITION ONBOARD?*
Date: Fri Oct 3 18:01:19 2003

Message:
http://www.easyjet.com/en/contact/faq.asp

http://www.easyjet.com/en/contact/showFaq.asp?id=28


Today's links for the disinterested & bored. [Yawn.]

My question however is whether I am entitled to use Atomic 
Force? :)

You never know your luck I might try again in a couple of weeks 
depending on an apology and a refund.

From: Richard Warwick
To: TODAY'S QUOTE FOR THE DISINTERESTED & FIRED: *Would the last passengers for flight 974 care to proceed towards the departure lounge?*
Subject: *ANYONE FOR A FEW AEROPORT CLOWNS?
Date: Fri Oct 3 18:44:11 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Are you a security risk or is there 
alternatively a security risk on board?* dumbass effect!! 

From: The Democrat
To:
Subject: ???????????????????
Date: Mon Jul 29 19:01:27 2002

Message:
Who s board is this? 


From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 19:30:16 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Date: Wed Oct 1 23:47:17 2003 
Message:
Oh, that's right. You can't, because you're a bitch. I forgot. 
Sorry Richard.     
----------------------------------------
Either way, I will respond in a few, after I read "All that I 
havent wrote", I will git back to it in a few. But I wish I had 
wrote that lol...And more power to whomever did!!!
But I only call you 1 name, and you know What!?!? that is!!! 
Oh you know I dont have to explain myself to you since you have 
taken on other personalities, escaping reality is what I call 
it.  And I'm not buying the fact that you are a Computer 
Programmer

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:11:29 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Subject: *DOG ME* 
Date: Thu Oct 2 00:04:38 2003 
Message:
Do NOT dog me Marie.
Zoom me!! '
ZOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 
lOLOLO!!
---------------------------------------

Zoom ??????? Put the pipe down!!!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:16:39 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Subject: My penis reacts only to a man'ly Butt Crack 
Date: Thu Oct 2 18:10:23 2003 
Message:
DOG me you skinny little cur! :)             

----------------------------------------------------

I actually prefer anal sex, my butthole is very wide open as is 
my mouth,
            
yes sir I love a fat penis :)
------------------------------------------

Then what the hell are you telling me that for?????
Stick with your one manly kind dude!!!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:23:24 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Date: Fri Oct 3 18:02:05 2003 
Message:
I post all kinds of pseudointellectual bullshit on the board, 
because I like to hear myself talk. It helps to protect me from 
my low self esteem. If this bothers any of you, please 
understand 
my position concerning this issue. And don't fuck with me, 
because I'm a master debater! If you do, I'll just quote what 
you 
say in a reply to you, thereby duping you into thinking that 
there's an echo in here : )
-------------------------------------------

I dont care if you are a masterbater!! Go ahead, quote what I 
say! FREAK!!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie stinking cunt bitch
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:28:07 2003

Message:
I'm not buying the FACT that you are a Computer 
Programmer...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie *Stupid Cunt Bitch!!!*
Subject: *CLONEDAY DOWN http://www.afghan-government.com/ll.cgi?!spotall!1spot3!2spot2!3spot3!4spot4!5spot5!6spot6!7spot7!8spot8!9spotcol - NOTE THE ASTERISKS!!!! JESUS, HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET????* :)))
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:29:41 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:23:24 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Date: Fri Oct 3 18:02:05 2003 
Message:
I post all kinds of pseudointellectual bullshit on the board, 
because I like to hear myself talk. It helps to protect me from 
my low self esteem. If this bothers any of you, please 
understand 
my position concerning this issue. And don't fuck with me, 
because I'm a master debater! If you do, I'll just quote what 
you 
say in a reply to you, thereby duping you into thinking that 
there's an echo in here : )
-------------------------------------------

I dont care if you are a masterbater!! Go ahead, quote what I 
say! FREAK!!!!


From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:34:04 2003

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From: Marie
To: X
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:29:00 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:53:38 2003 
Message:
Can you imagine, if all we ever saw on tv was Dubya?
I mean ya know I Love him but I dont want to be beaten to death_

OH, PLEASE MARIE, BE BEATEN TO DEATH! WE'D ALL LOVE IT!
----------------------------------------

Oh well sorry to dissapoint you but you arent man enough to 
meet me on the side of the Memorial Site In OKC, so To me, you 
arent MAN enough to do jackshit!!! BITCH!!!!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:40:26 2003

Message:
Well let's see. I woke up to find "stupid *demon* cunt" Marie 
lying next to me - mouth slightly parted and snoring gently ...
But that's another story. :)
----------------------------------------

I dont think so!! You drug induced fucker!!
Sick fucking bastard!!!!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Oct 3 21:54:34 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie *Stupid Cunt Bitch!!!* 
-----------------------------------

You have to come up with something that would actually hurt my 
feelings asshole! I have been called worse by alot better 
people than you will ever be. You dont even measure up to X of 
all people!!!
Like that's gonna hurt? LMMFAO!!!!
Stupid Dick for lunch, fucking junkie!!!

From: Marie
To:
Subject: Partial WMD Report
Date: Fri Oct 3 22:18:09 2003

Message:
By John D. Banusiewicz
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Oct. 3, 2003   While weapons of mass
destruction have yet to be found in Iraq, Saddam Hussein
clearly intended to produce them and hid the program from
United Nations inspectors, the chief U.S. weapons inspector
said here Oct. 2.

Dr. David Kay met with reporters after reporting to
Congress on his inspection team's efforts.

Kay cited "substantial evidence of an intent" by Saddam and
other senior Iraqi officials to produce such weapons, and
emphasized it's premature to conclude none will be found as
his team continues its mission.

"We have a lot more work to do before we can conclude that
we're at the end of the road," he said, "as opposed to
still at the beginning."

He estimated it would be six to nine months "before we know
most of what we're going to know about the program," and
added that even then, more would remain to be discovered,
perhaps for as long as 25 years if the search were to
continue.

Kay said his team has found "a large body of continuing
activities and equipment" that Iraq failed to declare to
U.N. inspectors in November 2002, including a substantial
chemical and biological weapons program and an even more
substantial missile program.

He said the missile program had foreign assistance,
included both ballistic missiles and Land Attack Cruise
Missiles capable of carrying significant payloads, and
would have extended Iraq's reach beyond 1,000 kilometers.
Kay cited Ankara, Turkey; Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates;
Cairo, Egypt; and Riyadh, Saudi Arabia as cities that would
be within range of the missiles.

Kay said that since Saddam oversaw "a regime that hid so
much, that buried so much, whose population is still
fearful of talking and collaborating with the coalition,"
nothing his team finds should surprise anyone.

"We've already found things that, if you'd asked me the
week before, I wouldn't have had a clue that they existed,"
he said.

Kay repeated the inspection team still has much to do, and
said it's going to take "time and patience" to get to the
bottom of Iraq's weapons programs.

"We have found a great deal. We have reported a great deal,
much of which was never declared to the U.N. and was
unknown," he said. "We are not at the bottom line yet."

Kay said the work is difficult because Iraq wasn't pursuing
its weapons programs out in full view.

"Just walking in the country is not going to reveal the
truth," he said. "You have to work at it, and you have to
work at it hard, and that's what we're trying to do."

_______________________________________________________

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 22:56:03 2003

Message:
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From: *******
To: *Richard*Warwick*
Subject: *
Date: Fri Oct 3 22:54:42 2003

Message:
*Dear Richard*,

*How is it that you're so thin-skinned AFTER you go out of your 
way to insult others*? *Thanks for giving me something to laugh 
at. (*You've probably heard all your ex girlfriends say exactly 
the same thing*).   

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 22:59:22 2003

Message:
WARWICK JUST GOT BITCHSLAPPED, RIGHT IN THE CRACKSMOKER!!!
WARWICK JUST GOT BITCHSLAPPED, RIGHT IN THE CRACKSMOKER!!!
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From: *******
To: Little Richard*
Subject: "*"
Date: Fri Oct 3 23:02:07 2003

Message:
You quoted me again. Thanks for proving my "echo theory".      

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 23:03:15 2003

Message:
*************************************************************
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From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 3 22:54:42 2003

Message:
Whatever happened to Spooge?      

From: X
To: MARIE
Date: Sat Oct 4 00:57:33 2003

Message:
Oh well sorry to dissapoint you but you arent man enough to 
meet me on the side of the Memorial Site In OKC, so To me, you 
arent MAN enough to do jackshit!!! BITCH!!!!____________________

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M NOT MAN 
ENOUGH TO BEAT UP A WOMAN? ROFL!!!!!!
VERY. VERY IGNORANT MARIE! YOU'RE AT LEAST KEEPING TRUE TO FORM! 
LOL!!!

From: X
To: MARIE
Subject: "THE PRIZE IN THE CRACKER JACKS BOX"
Date: Sat Oct 4 01:02:30 2003

Message:
WASHINGTON, Oct. 3, 2003   While weapons of mass
destruction have yet to be found in Iraq, Saddam Hussein
clearly intended to produce them and hid the program from
United Nations inspectors, the chief U.S. weapons inspector
said here Oct. 2.________________________________________________

IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY MOST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD CHEERED ON 
9-11!

From: Afghans
To: Americans
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
We are really sorry you feel that way because we have felt like 
that for 25 years.we afghans didn't do it.we are against Bin 
Ladin and taliban. they have destroyed our country.they killed 
1 million afghans.two days before sept.11,bin ladin killed our 
top general Ahmad Shah Masood.They killed him because he was 
against bin laden and the taliban.99%of the taliban is 
pakistanis.today we afghans and americans are working together 
to bring Bin Laden to justice.God Bless americans and afghans

From:
To: Afghans
Date: Sat Oct 4 04:29:08 2003

Message:
You are cetainly more civilised than X/Richard Warlick (the same 
person). A pity that the terrorists couldn't have singled out him 
and people such as him.       

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Subject: *DO YOU KNOW THE MEANEST PISSARTISTS IN THE WORLD?*
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:26:10 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *KINDLY GET ON WITH IT AND EMPLOY ME AS CONSULTANT 
NEUROSURGEON OR DO YOU LIKE MY 1p??* :) 
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:34:45 2003 
Message:
In my opinion there is a link between arthritis and depression.

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From: Richard Warwick 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *I AM KILLING MONEY MONSTERS AGAIN* :) 
Date: Fri Oct 3 17:44:56 2003 
Message:
Also, to cure depression brought on by debt then it would 
probably in most cases be cheaper for the N.H.S. to simply rid 
that person of that debt because it is the causative factor.
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If this info is any use to you then send me what you think it is 
worth next week in the form of a cheque and an apology and then 
maybe I'll supply you with some more. Otherwise I will prolong 
the time period indefinitely.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB RAPE APPRECIATION SOCIETY*
Subject: *CHELSEA HOSPITAL TREATMENT FACILITY*
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:32:31 2003

Message:
Sign yourself some more players? :)
Are you still floating or are you in meltdown?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Subject: *I AM FEELING LESS & LESS GENEROUS BY THE MINUTE*
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:34:32 2003

Message:
Since you people appear to be incapable of paying me a decent 
salary then I am considering turning the entire N.H.S. into 
private hospitals which people will have to pay for with medical 
insurance.

I previously considered investing in the stock exchange to prop 
it up. Unfortunately, since no one from over the road wished to 
pay me say the sum of ten thousand pounds I have permanently 
thrown out this idea. Please note that I did my best to get them 
i.e. board of directors to cough up but they never did.

Case closed. Next please. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WE ARE SO SORRY & SO PROUD & I AM JUST SORTING OUT MY FUCKING CUNTS FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME.*
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:45:26 2003

Message:
*How is it that you're so thin-skinned AFTER you go out of your 
way to insult others*? *Thanks for giving me something to laugh 
at. (*You've probably heard all your ex girlfriends say exactly 
the same thing*).  
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*thin-skinned* -- just say it to my face!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:50:43 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Excuse me Tony Blair [<--- a devout Christian] 
but did you ever consider that you were privileged by my 
presence in the U.K.? [So much so that you won't even allow me a 
holiday to Switzerland and fucking rip me off left right and 
centre and the same goes for the Chancellor of the Exchequer 
[which is an untenable position because of the stock exchange 
meltdown I promised you] - but if the rich fuckers can't cough 
up let's slam their assets right into the fucking ground for 
them just like they deserve* effect!! LMAO

From: Richard Warwick
To: *AUTOMOBILE APPRECIATION SOCIETY*
Subject: *VROOOOOM !!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
Date: Sat Oct 4 07:56:02 2003

Message:
I like stinky cunt cars best .. :)
I hope you crash & die!

Seriously though, how do you rate your chances?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *ANY SUGGESTIONS SECURITY?* LOL!!
Subject: *PEOOOOWWW!!! PEOOOOWWW!!!*
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:02:23 2003

Message:
Who shall I fire next? :))

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:09:04 2003

Message:
Okay I've changed my mind. Sack those low foreheads, send me the 
cheque and I'll see what I can do.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:26:27 2003

Message:
I have seen the *if they do not pack up & go then receive the 
Holy Operation effect!!* LOL!!

From:
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:28:45 2003

Message:
For all occurrences of *Richard Warwick* please substitute 
*President George W. Bush* ... Sorry, my mistake! I must be 
cracking up or something! :)) Here come's your stock crash! Just 
as the doctor ordered! LOL!! 
 

From: President George W. Bush
To: *THE SUN NEWSPAPER*
Subject: *JUST CALL ME HELEN*
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:41:28 2003

Message:
Hello. :)
I'm your new Page Three Girl.
I think I could fit into this slot quite comfortably.
In the meantime, don't forget to prejudice the rapist football 
club trial which I understand involves D.N.A. and C.C.T.V 
whatever the hell those are ...

From: President George W. Bush
To:
Subject: *YOU LOOK A BIT WORRIED YOU B.B.C. BROADCASTERS OR RABGERS - O CELTIC - 1*
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:44:03 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3163536.stm

Today's link otherwise get yourselves a paper or two for 
archival purposes.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:49:16 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:26:40 2003 
Message:
Gay Interest Films: 1970s
... Sebastiane (1976, 90 min, UK, Paul Humfress & Derek Jarman) 
Starring: Richard Warwick,
Leonardo Treviglio Genre: Keywords: homoerotic, historical, 
erotica, ... 
users.aber.ac.uk/dgc/Gay/gay_film_1970.html - 76k - Cached - 
Similar pages
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Oh that explains alot!!! You are an out of work gay porno star?
____________________________________________________

From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Date: Sat Sep 27 03:49:22 2003 
Message:
I was performing a bit of fellatio when I threw my back out. I 
didn't know I was supposed to suck the other chap's "little 
richard".    lmqao    
----------------------------------------------

Does that mean (lmqao) Laughing my queer ass off?

From: President George W. Bush
To: *THE SUN*
Subject: *TODAY'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK OR WHAT HAS TONY BLAIR BEEN SAYING TO YOU EXACTLY?*
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:57:10 2003

Message:
*FUCK OFF NEW MESSIAH*

Or:


*THE LABOUR CONFERENCE IS OVER. WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?* LOL!!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Oct 4 08:58:16 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE IRANIAN AND KOREAN 
ACCUSATIONS BY THE U.S.A. THAT THEY ARE DEVELOPING NUCLEAR 
WEAPONS* 
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:11:03 2003 
Message:
Sorry about this - I am not anti-American, many of my friends 
happen to be American but here is the reason why the U.S.A. are 
threatening to go to war against North Korea and Iran.
[I do however agree that North Korea has something of an 
oppressive regime that could do with some improving]
The only reason is that both countries got nuclear power 
stations built by the Russians because the Russians got 
commissioned due to an [ahem!] price differential ..
The U.S.A. are all sore about missing out on their further and 
ever continuing enrichment at the expense of the rest of the 
world.

Love me or loathe me it is actually quite ironic in my 
opinion. :)

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Oh it couldnt possibly be because they have threatened to not 
drop thier Nuclear plans, and have said publicly that THEY WANT 
TO USE THEM ON US!!! Unless we drop the sanctions against thier 
countries now would it!!! God you are such a fucking Moron.

From: Marie
To: Donkey Nutz
Date: Sat Oct 4 09:18:10 2003

Message:
From: DonkeyNutz 
To: om/cf and that bitch Marie 
Subject: .44 wanking material 
Date: Mon Sep 29 03:53:48 2003 
Message:
Jesus Christ, 
Willis is a fucken actor, dooo yooooou heeeear? A fuckin actor 
that's all who gives a flying fuck what he thinks. If he wanted 
to be a fuckin paratrooper he had plenty of time to choose that 
option didn't he. cheap fucking words ' I wanted to fight with 
you guys!' yeah, right fuck off!! He's a shite actor, an even 
worse singer, and he couldn't even give Demi a proper boning to 
keep her happy, guess he's a regular american guy
----------------------------------------

No I did not Hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I sawwwwwwwwwwwwwww,
And he at least has the guts to go and see what was really 
going on there, saw what he had thought all along that we were 
right, and even offered up 1,000,000 of his own money to catch 
that bastard Hussien if he is still alive! He being on the 
outside of this, comming to his own conclusions, I do think he 
has an opinion. 

From: Marie
To: Hmmmm
Date: Sat Oct 4 09:25:10 2003

Message:
BILL O'REILLY, HOST:  In our second Personal Story segment 
tonight, actor Bruce Willis (search) has just returned from 
Iraq, where his band, the Accelerators (search), entertained 
the troops.  While over there, Mr. Willis offered a million 
dollars of his own money to the people who capture Saddam. 
Bruce Willis joins us now from Washington.  

Wow.  A million bucks.  What did you learn over there? 

BRUCE WILLIS, ACTOR:  Well, I saw a humanitarian effort that I 
don't see in any of the newspapers here back home, Mr. 
O'Reilly.  

O'REILLY:  Can you describe what you saw? 

WILLIS:  What I saw was the military helping to get schools 
back open, helping to get hospitals back open, helping to get 
the power turned back on, working in the field to help get the 
Iraqi people back on their feet.  

O'REILLY:  Now, what was the -- were you in Baghdad (search), 
or were you out in the countryside? 

WILLIS:  I was not in Baghdad.  

O'REILLY:  OK.  

WILLIS:  I was in Mosul (search).  I was in Kuwait (search).  I 
was in some places that may not even appear on the map.  

O'REILLY:  So you were out in what they call the bush, even 
though...  

WILLIS:  In the dirt, yes.  In the dirt.  

O'REILLY:  What did you observe about the rapport between U.S. 
forces and the local people, the local Iraqis? 

WILLIS:  There's a great rapport.  I mean, obviously, there's 
still, you know, conflicts going on there.  One of the things 
that the military feels, I think, is that what's happening 
right now, the guys that are, you know, still firing RPGs at, 
you know, the APCs and humvees, are actually from other 
countries right now.  You know, they're really -- less and less 
of it is coming from, you know, inside of Iraq.  

 
 
O'REILLY:  But the regular folks you saw, the Iraqi people, 
they seem to... 

WILLIS:  They were happy to have the military there.  

O'REILLY:  They were friendly to them.  

WILLIS:  Yes.  

O'REILLY:  Do you think you were managed over there and just 
shown things that would leave that impression?  Did you get the 
feeling the bad stuff was maybe... 

WILLIS:  Not at all.  Not at all.  I actually asked to go into 
places where I probably shouldn't have been.  But, no, I don't 
feel like it was managed at all.  

O'REILLY:  So, from your vantage point, you saw some good that 
the U.S. is doing, yet... 

WILLIS:  I saw a lot of good.  

O'REILLY:  You don't read about that in the L.A.Times or The 
New York Times. 

WILLIS:  You don't read about it anywhere in the United 
States.  And I was actually watching, you know, the news here 
in Washington last night, and it's -- it's just baffling to me 
that after we've, you know, successfully taken down a known 
gangster, known terrorist, who was in power in this country for 
30 years, that anyone would suggest that we just abandon, you 
know, the Iraqi people now.  It's just crazy to me.  

O'REILLY:  No.  It is.  

Now, you offered a million dollars of your own money to the 
guys who get Saddam Hussein.  You might have to pay that 
because... 

WILLIS:  They'll get it.  You heard about that.  Well, 
fortunately, and maybe unfortunately, the military themselves 
are unable to collect on that.  If that... 

O'REILLY:  I'm going over with my guys from Long Island now and 
we're going... 

WILLIS:  Good deal for you.  You could actually pick up the 
check.  But if it does happen through military sources, I 
would -- I intend to donate the money to either a school or a 
hospital.  

O'REILLY:  You should.  Hospital, U.F.O.  -- U.S.O., I should 
say.  U.F.O., I don't know what I'm talking about.  

WILLIS:  That's OK.  

O'REILLY:  Now, in the world that you live in, the show 
business world, you're in a minority here by going over there.  
I have a list of some other stars who have gone over there.  
Drew Carey (search) went over, Roger Clemens (search) went 
over, Wayne Newton (search), Paul Rodriguez (search), but most 
of it is sniping at the government, and even at the military.  
They say we support our military, but every two minutes you 
hear another negative coming out of there.  How do you react to 
that? 

WILLIS:  I would like to -- I would like to suggest that 
anybody who is, as you say, sniping at the government to, you 
know, go over there themselves and see what I saw.  I didn't 
hear one complaint from anyone in the military over there, and 
these guys are out there living in the dirt.  They had great 
spirits, great morale.  Had the opportunity to walk through 
Walter Reed hospital yesterday and see some of the, you know, 
some of the young kids who had come back.  

O'REILLY:  The wounded guys.  

WILLIS:  Yes, sir.  

O'REILLY:  Do you engage your peers in a debate on this?  Say 
you're on a movie set and there was Sean Penn (search) or Kevin 
Bacon (search).  I mention them because they're in a new movie 
upcoming.  Say you were on a set with them, would you debate 
them about this? 

WILLIS:  No.  I don't really feel the need to debate it.  I 
believe the United States, everybody is certainly entitled to 
their own opinion, and as I am entitled to mine.  I just happen 
to be patriotic and I'm very happy to see that, you know, the 
United States was able to come in and, you know, take down 
Saddam Hussein.  

O'REILLY:  Did the weapons of mass destruction controversy 
bother you at all? 

WILLIS:  I don't think that's what it's about.  I think this is 
about a war on terrorism.  And it's about trying to stabilize 
Iraq.  Stabilize the Middle East, which, God knows, could use 
some stabilization.  And it is about a war on terror.  I don't -
- I don't know.  Maybe people have a short memory, but the 
memory of those people forced to jump out of the World Trade 
Center will forever be etched in my memory.  

O'REILLY:  They'll say, the opponents, they'll say Saddam had 
nothing to do with that.  

WILLIS:  Well, they're certainly entitled to that opinion as 
well.  I see Saddam Hussein as a gangster and a terrorist who 
raped his own country for 30 years, and to simply abandon Iraq 
now would be a crime.  

O'REILLY:  Even Howard Dean and the others say, you know, we 
can't do that.  No level-headed-thinking person is.  By taking 
this stance, are you going to lose jobs in Hollywood?  Are 
people not going to talk to you in [the L.A. restaurant] Spago 
(search)?  Will you get stuff thrown at you? 

WILLIS:  I don't think I'll have anything thrown at me.  If so, 
I grew up in New Jersey so... 

O'REILLY:  You could always go back there.  

WILLIS:  Yes.  

O'REILLY:  Your father was a military guy.  Did that shape your 
thinking? 

WILLIS:  No.  I -- I just grew up, you know, being patriotic.  
I love this country.  And it is -- look, it's an election year, 
and there are a lot of people out there that are jockeying to 
get their guy, you know, to get a new guy in the White House, 
and I think that the commander in chief is doing a really, you 
know, great job.  

O'REILLY:  You know, the other side would say, look, I'm 
patriotic because I'm dissenting against the policy I feel is 
bad for America.  They would say that.  

WILLIS:  And what policy would that be?  Would you be able to 
actually... 

O'REILLY:  Sure.  I hear it every day.  The policy that we 
should have gone in with the United Nations, waited, not spent 
all the money, we're the big bully on the block.  That's 
basically it in a nutshell.  

WILLIS:  Well, I don't know anybody who's pro-terrorism except 
for terrorists, and I am certainly anti-terrorism.  And I think 
that this war on terrorism is -- has long been overdue.  You 
know, long before 9/11, if you look at countries like, you 
know, Sarajevo, Beirut.  

O'REILLY:  No question stabilization has to occur.  Mr. Willis, 
we appreciate it.  

WILLIS:  Thank you very much.  

O'REILLY:  Thanks for going over to see the guys and the ladies 
over there.  It was nice of you to do that.  

WILLIS:  Thanks for having me on the show.  

O'REILLY:  I'm sure they appreciated you being there.  

WILLIS:  Thank you, sir. 

From: Marie
To: Hmmmm
Date: Sat Oct 4 10:09:59 2003

Message:
WASHINGTON   After maintaining a low profile while his chief 
inspector fielded questions, President Bush came out swinging 
Friday, saying David Kay's (search) interim report demonstrates 
that the war against Iraq was just and necessary.

  
"The report states that Saddam Hussein's regime had a 
clandestine network of biological laboratories, a live strain 
of deadly agent botulinum (search), sophisticated concealment 
efforts and advanced design work on prohibited longer-range 
missiles," Bush said while standing in front of Marine One 
before leaving for Milwaukee to attend a fund-raiser and 
deliver a speech expected to tout new job numbers. The strain 
of botulinum had been stored in a vial kept for safekeeping in 
an Iraqi scientist's refrigerator since 1993. 

"These findings already make clear that Saddam Hussein actively 
deceived the international community, that Saddam Hussein, was 
in clear violation of United Nations Security Council 
Resolution 1441 and that Saddam Hussein was a danger to the 
world," he said. 

U.N. Security Council Resolution 1441, which threatened Iraq 
with "serious consequences" if it failed to show it had ended 
its WMD program, was used by the coalition as a basis for 
invading the country last March. 

Kay, a CIA adviser and head of the Iraq Survey Group, was on 
Capitol Hill for a second day of testimony Friday in front of 
the Senate Armed Services Committee (search). He also met with 
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., one of the 
president's critics who has questioned whether the intelligence 
used to justify war was accurate. 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *COME AND SUE JESUS CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB PLAYERS* :)
Date: Sat Oct 4 16:05:06 2003

Message:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-841085,00.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

*Newspapers and broadcasters have also been hampered by fears of 
costly libel actions.* 


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SELL!! SELL!! SELL!! OR HAVE FUN ON THE TELEPHONE MONDAY MORNING.* :)
Date: Sat Oct 4 16:14:55 2003

Message:
http://www.framedshare.co.uk/results.asp?txtSearch=1football

Viewing: Football Clubs 
19 Shares Found


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Heart of Midlothian
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Manchester City plc
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Preston North End
Our Price:   34.95   

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Rangers Football Club plc
Our Price:   34.95   

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Sheffield United FC
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Southampton Leisure Holdings
Our Price:   29.95   

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Sunderland AFC
Our Price:   29.95   

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Tottenham Hotspur
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Watford Leisure
Our Price:   29.95   

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From: Richard Warwick
To: *MY LEGIONS OF DEVOTED FOLLOWERS*
Subject: *DON'T BLAME THE P.M. EVEN IF THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER FANCIES KISSING HIM.*
Date: Sat Oct 4 16:43:49 2003

Message:
In the meantime I'll just go and sign on again on Monday shall I?
Gee thanks guys for all that genuine Christian sympathy.
To add insult to injury I will be explaining my efforts to find 
work so far.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IF YOU ARE A SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER YOU CAN PROBABLY WORK FROM HOME OR I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS - HOW ABOUT YOU?*
Date: Sat Oct 4 17:08:40 2003

Message:
What else?
I am going to sue the B.B.C. for gross privacy infringement.
[I'd try and do in their shares but this is not a floated 
company.]
Remember that thing I was saying about being a software 
programmer?
Well guess what - it's true! :)
My intention is to try and get a job contract from the U.S. 
because nobody seems to be interested in employing me here.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE IMAGE OF THE BEAST EXPLAINED OR START BY ARRESTING THE RESPONSIBLE ONES*
Date: Sat Oct 4 18:39:01 2003

Message:
Essentially this involves sophisticated electronic equipment 
that the B.B.C. rigged up months ago at my residence at 72 
Mayday Road.
Using this equipment they relay me live to their television 
studios so that everyone there can get a good peek.
Problem is:
I never agreed and they think they can get away with murder 
those sick fuckers.
In that case, what is *the mark of the beast?* :)
The mark of the beast is your brand new national I.D. card.
It involves software.
By the way, this is not a *Nectar Card* but you will NOT be able 
to buy things [don't know about sell - sounds crazy to me unless 
you are selling your football shares.] Also, it will be 
obligatory to carry this card - but then for the money you would 
wouldn't you?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 18:57:55 2003

Message:
I have seen the *You will be served with a duplicate I.D. card 
so that there is no excuse for not carrying it upon your person* 
effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THERE ARE MANY REASONS WHY AN I.D. CARD IS GOOD*
Date: Sat Oct 4 19:06:58 2003

Message:
(1) With your I.D. card you will be able to quickly & 
efficiently buy your food shopping.
(2) *Crime does not pay.* This is in fact true ... :)
(3) If you had an accident then we would be able to alert your 
next of kin much faster.
(4) You could prove that you are 18 without using your passport.
(5) We could probably figure out how to pay you your salary with 
your I.D. card too!
(6) If you have no knife and you are camping and need something 
to spread the butter on your bread then if you had nothing else 
you could use your I.D. card ... ;)
(7) With your I.D. card handy you have found yourself a method 
of payment faster than cash itself!!!
 
There are other reasons too but there are some principal ones.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 19:34:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am sitting at home with my brand new national 
I.D. card and I was just wondering "what is my current 
balance?"* effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *Quentin Tarantino*
Subject: *Science Fiction is an interesting genre.* :)
Date: Sat Oct 4 19:40:08 2003

Message:
Well?
Try and think up a script ... 
Good luck! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE FLIGHT OF THE MISTRAL II*
Date: Sat Oct 4 20:48:29 2003

Message:
Somewhere on a runway .. 
Did you ever hear the scream of my rocket machines?
Time to die.

From: X
To: MARIE
Date: Sat Oct 4 21:34:27 2003

Message:
BILL O'REILLY, HOST:  In our second Personal Story segment 
tonight, actor Bruce Willis (search) has just returned from 
Iraq, where his band, the Accelerators (search), entertained 
the troops.  While over there, Mr. Willis offered a million 
dollars of his own money to the people who capture Saddam. 
Bruce Willis joins us now from Washington.  

Wow.  A million bucks.  What did you learn over there? 

BRUCE WILLIS, ACTOR:  Well, I saw a humanitarian effort that I 
don't see in any of the newspapers here back home, Mr. 
O'Reilly._______________________________________________________

AND THE REASON YOU DON'T SEE IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS, MARIE, IS 
BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES THE BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA, NOBODY GIVES A 
FUCK ABOUT BRUCE "SISSYBOY" WILLIS, AND NOBODY MUCH GIVES A FUCK 
ABOUT ANYTHING Y-O-U HAVE TO SAY.  
BYE NOW.

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Oct 4 21:51:37 2003

Message:
AND THE REASON YOU DON'T SEE IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS, MARIE, IS 
BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES THE BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA,
-----------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------

Nah, the reason you don't see it in the mainstream liberal press 
is because they want to profit from another nailbiter in the 
2004 election - it's all about business.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Sat Oct 4 22:25:20 2003

Message:
I WONDER IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL IDEA: A WAR ON 
TERRORISM, NOT "FREE GIFTS FOR IRAQ", COURTESY OF THE AMERICAN 
PEOPLE. 

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Oct 4 22:42:51 2003

Message:
You have a point. I seem to remember some promises about Iraqi 
oil production profits would pay for reconstruction. Now we're 
not only footing the bill, but replacing their already broken 
down Chevy infastructure systems with Cadillac's.

Iraq ain't ever gonna be America. Get 'em stabilized as best we 
can, help 'em set up a government, sort out the Jihadi's from 
the kebob sellers, and get the fuck out of that litterbox.




From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *Someone Who Thinks!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Date: Sat Oct 4 23:14:01 2003

Message:
You really showed yourself up there you prick. You come out out 
with the most fatuous statements and use the arguments of a 10 
year old and then end you pathetic statement by calling someone 
else's perfectly cogent and rational piece ignorant bullshit. 
You obviously have no level of education. No, then again knowing 
that 99% of US degrees have about as much value as an empty 
McDonalds bag, it is possible you have a (american) college 
education. Actually I hope idiots like you get your way, because 
in between all your flag waving and xenophobia you fail to 
realise the US's pre-eminence in certain areas is in the large 
part due to highly educated foreign nationals, whom you won't be 
letting in anymore. Here's to the fail of the US 
empire.....cheers
-----------------------------------------------------------------
OK I agree with U! 
Witness!!! Someone that can think!!!!

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 23:06:06 2003

Message:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20031004/capt.jrl112100
41632.mideast_israel_palestinians_jrl112.jpg

The head of the homicide bomber in the Haifa restaurant bombing 
that killed around twenty, at least five being children.

The homicide bombers are quickly identified because the 
explosives strapped to their bodies are packed with sharp edged 
metal stamping scraps, nails, glass, etc. The maniac's heads are 
nearly always fairly cleanly severed upon detonation, and pop 
straight up in the air and come down with a thump.

This particular bitch, who in one split second mass-murdered 
more people than Ted Bundy, probably had the first bit of sense 
knocked into her head when it smashed the plaster on the ceiling.

From: White Tigger
To:
Date: Sat Oct 4 23:48:11 2003

Message:
I dunno,  Roy needs a little salt.

From:
To: Little Richard
Date: Sun Oct 5 00:33:54 2003

Message:
*Just say it to my face*
---------------------------------------------------------------

  How do you propose that THAT be done, considering that you're 
communicating by means of a computer?                        

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Sun Oct 5 00:46:55 2003

Message:
Iraq ain't ever gonna be America. Get 'em stabilized as best we 
can, help 'em set up a government, sort out the Jihadi's from 
the kebob sellers, and get the fuck out of that litterbox.______

A GOOD IDEA....BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!
AS LONG AS WE'RE STICKING AROUND THOUGH, THE LEAST WE COULD DO 
IS TO FILL UP SOME U.S.OIL TANKERS, AND SEND THEM BACK 
HERE....NO SENSE IN GETTING THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE REBUILT...AND 
GET TO KEEP ALL THE OIL TOO...



From:
To:
Date: Sun Oct 5 02:09:41 2003

Message:
What HE said!     

From: Richard Warwick
To: *YOU DON'T EXIST - PREFER YOU THAT WAY*
Subject: *Little Richard*
Date: Sun Oct 5 08:14:23 2003

Message:
*Just say it to my face*
---------------------------------------------------------------

  How do you propose that THAT be done, considering that you're 
communicating by means of a computer? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Believe me, as good as done already. Thanks for that.   

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *PSYCHIC BRITISH FOOTBALL CLUB STOCK EXCHANGE PREDICTIONS*
Date: Sun Oct 5 08:17:07 2003

Message:
Aston Villa -- DOWN
Birmingham City -- DOWN
Celtic -- DOWN
Charlton Athletic -- DOWN
Chelsea -- DOWN <----- Start with that one k? :)
Heart of Midlothian -- DOWN
Leeds United -- DOWN
Manchester City plc -- DOWN
Manchester United -- DOWN
Millwall Holdings -- DOWN
Newcastle United -- DOWN
Preston North End -- DOWN
Rangers Football Club plc -- DOWN
Sheffield United FC -- DOWN
Southampton Leisure Holdings -- DOWN
Sunderland AFC -- DOWN
Tottenham Hotspur -- DOWN
Watford Leisure -- DOWN
West Bromwich Albion -- DOWN
West Ham -- DOWN

From: Richard Warwick
To: *TONY BLAIR - THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER*
Subject: *ANYONE FOR AN ASSASSINATION?*
Date: Sun Oct 5 08:48:43 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3164948.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

My honest opinion is that if you, Tony Blair, don't resign 
immediately then it's on the cards.
Who will do it?
Maybe your own security. :)
In the meantime destroy every shred of material evidence that 
you can get your hands on.

Quoting:


*The prime minister knew Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction 
ready for use within 45 minutes, former foreign secretary Robin 
Cook has claimed. 
He said that before the war started Mr Blair privately admitted 
that Saddam Hussein had no weapons posing a "real and present 
danger". 

Mr Cook - who resigned as Leader of the Commons in protest at 
the conflict - makes his claims in a book based on his diaries, 
being serialised in the Sunday Times.* 

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Oct 5 10:38:49 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Sat Oct 4 21:34:27 2003 
Message:
BILL O'REILLY, HOST:  In our second Personal Story segment 
tonight, actor Bruce Willis (search) has just returned from 
Iraq, where his band, the Accelerators (search), entertained 
the troops.  While over there, Mr. Willis offered a million 
dollars of his own money to the people who capture Saddam. 
Bruce Willis joins us now from Washington.  

Wow.  A million bucks.  What did you learn over there? 

BRUCE WILLIS, ACTOR:  Well, I saw a humanitarian effort that I 
don't see in any of the newspapers here back home, Mr. 
O'Reilly._______________________________________________________

AND THE REASON YOU DON'T SEE IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS, MARIE, IS 
BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES THE BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA, NOBODY GIVES A 
FUCK ABOUT BRUCE "SISSYBOY" WILLIS, AND NOBODY MUCH GIVES A 
FUCK 
ABOUT ANYTHING Y-O-U HAVE TO SAY.  
BYE NOW.
----------------------------------------

Well I have no clue why I am responding to you since you are so 
out of touch with reality, but did it cross your mind that 
maybe most of the papers are anti-anything good about our 
cantidates, or the good things they dont want to print about 
what IS going on in Iraq? (For who knows what agenda they have) 
And how could we make up our minds what is "Bullshit 
Propaganda" as you call it, if it isnt printed dumbass!!!

From: Marie
To: Israel
Date: Sun Oct 5 10:52:10 2003

Message:
Woooooooooo Hooooooooo!!!! You go get those terrorist bastards 
straight at the heart of where they "Thought" they were safe! 
HaHa Syria is trying to use restraint in the taking out of the 
Islamic Jihad training camp, yeah right. Syria is NO match for 
the Israeli Army! Hey while you are at it, could you take out 
Iran's Nuclear reactors like you did before? HeHe

From: X
To: MARIE
Date: Sun Oct 5 11:00:11 2003

Message:
Well I have no clue why I am responding to you _________________

WELL, YOU TOLD THE TRUTH FOR ONCE! YOU HAVE NO CLUE.
MOST OF US LAUGH AT YOUR MORONIC POSTS, AND THE ONES WHO DON'T, 
IGNORE YOU.

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Oct 5 10:56:38 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: OM/CF 
Date: Sat Oct 4 22:25:20 2003 
Message:
I WONDER IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL IDEA: A WAR ON 
TERRORISM, NOT "FREE GIFTS FOR IRAQ", COURTESY OF THE AMERICAN 
PEOPLE. 
------------------------------------

You ignorant son of a bitch!
How could anybody be so blind and stupid? Well you do fit the 
profile!
Have you forgotten we stayed in Germany, and France among 
others for around 10 years after the end of WW2 to help rebuild 
them not because of our destruction to them but Hitler's? And 
hell we are still in Germany! And Japan for about 7? And did we 
supply money to all? Yes!! Did we send Humanitarian aid? Yes!
Where do you think we get the notion they owe us money? And 
have never repaid it. Sometimes I dont think you know anything 
but how to throw your OWN propaganda around! 

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Oct 5 11:10:11 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Sun Oct 5 11:00:11 2003 
Message:
Well I have no clue why I am responding to you _________________

WELL, YOU TOLD THE TRUTH FOR ONCE! YOU HAVE NO CLUE.
MOST OF US LAUGH AT YOUR MORONIC POSTS, AND THE ONES WHO DON'T, 
IGNORE YOU.
---------------------------------------

I think you are talking about yourself Moron! Didnt someone 
recently call you the board bitch? Lmao!

From: Marie
To: Afghans
Date: Sun Oct 5 12:09:03 2003

Message:
From: Afghans 
To: Americans 
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001 
Message:
We are really sorry you feel that way because we have felt like 
that for 25 years.we afghans didn't do it.we are against Bin 
Ladin and taliban. they have destroyed our country.they killed 
1 million afghans.two days before sept.11,bin ladin killed our 
top general Ahmad Shah Masood.They killed him because he was 
against bin laden and the taliban.99%of the taliban is 
pakistanis.today we afghans and americans are working together 
to bring Bin Laden to justice.God Bless americans and afghans
-------------------------------------

We dont have a problem with your people, only the Taliban and 
Al-Quaida! We know you couldnt have had anything to do with 9-
11, we watched the tapes of you guys being murdered at the 
hands of the Taliban. Glad to see you are doing well now. Our 
intention is not to overtake the Middle East, but to get rid of 
everyone out there in that area who harbors, and helps 
terrorists in any way! So there will never be another 9-11. And 
we do have our eyes on Pakistan! <o><o>...As well as many 
others. Thank You for your kind words.

From: X
To: MARIE THE MORON
Date: Sun Oct 5 12:20:47 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Sun Oct 5 10:56:38 2003 
Message:
From: X 
To: OM/CF 
Date: Sat Oct 4 22:25:20 2003 
Message:
I WONDER IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL IDEA: A WAR ON 
TERRORISM, NOT "FREE GIFTS FOR IRAQ", COURTESY OF THE AMERICAN 
PEOPLE. 
------------------------------------

You ignorant son of a bitch!
How could anybody be so blind and stupid? Well you do fit the 
profile!
Have you forgotten we stayed in Germany, and France among 
others for around 10 years after the end of WW2 to help rebuild 
them not because of our destruction to them but Hitler's? And 
hell we are still in Germany! And Japan for about 7? And did we 
supply money to all? Yes!! Did we send Humanitarian aid? Yes!
Where do you think we get the notion they owe us money? And 
have never repaid it. Sometimes I dont think you know anything 
but how to throw your OWN propaganda around!
_________________________________________________________________

YOU STUPID, FUCKED-UP WHORE!
HOW COULD ANYBODY BE SO IGNORANT AND DULL?
SINCE YOU BROUGHT UP GERMANY AND WWII, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK UP 
INFORMATION ON DRESDEN; HILER WASN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT: THE 
U,S, WAS, AND POSSIBLY GET SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THAT INFORMATION 
SO THAT EVEN Y-O-U CAN UNDERSTAND IT. AND BY THE WAY, FRANCE 
KICKED US OUT AFTER WWII. LOOK IT UP. YOU SOUND AS THOUGH YOU 
BASE YOUR INFORMATION ON HISTORY BY THUMBING THROUGH A 3RD GRADE 
HISTORY BOOK! 


I think you are talking about yourself Moron! Didnt someone 
recently call you the board bitch? Lmao!_________________________

YES, AND DIDN'T SOMEONE RECENTLY SAY THAT THE TOWN DUMP WAS 
PROBABLY MORE SANITARY THAN THE STINK YOU CARRY BETWEEN YOUR 
CELLULITE-RIDDLED LEGS? ROFL!


From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Oct 5 13:08:39 2003

Message:
Well at least I have enough sense to READ! Like I said before, 
school is like a parachute for you, if it wasnt there for you 
the first time, chances are you wont be needing it again!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE STRANGE CASE OF THE DISSAPPEARING CHELSEA FOOTBALL PLAYERS OR DID YOU BUY THE NEWS OF THE WORLD TODAY?* ;)
Date: Sun Oct 5 09:56:16 2003

Message:
First there were eight ..
Then there were five.
Now we have two and one was *uninvolved.* :)
Thank you for that money *News of The World*
Thank you! :)
Thank you!

From:
To:
Date: Sun Oct 5 13:21:48 2003

Message:
({})<-----X

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DONE LUST - GREED COMING RIGHT UP* :)
Date: Sun Oct 5 13:17:01 2003

Message:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Okay, I think the point is that I am far more interested in 
those share prices and I doubt I have much more to say about the 
rape case.

From:

http://www.framedshare.co.uk/results.asp?txtSearch=1football

Did you notice for example how the share price for Chelsea had 
been removed by that site's webmaster?

Will the prices go up or down, and why would they be so targeted?

The answer is a deadly sin and it's name is *greed.*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SO THAT'S "DOGGING" IS IT? THANKS BUT NO THANKS MARIE.*
Date: Sun Oct 5 13:25:53 2003

Message:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz5.shtm
l

Quoting:


*HE'S a computer company rep. She's an insurance broker. 
Together they earn more than  70,000 a year and live in a luxury 
 250,000 flat. 

But after a tough day at the office, Duane Martin and Colette 
Fairbrother, both 30, like nothing more than having passionate 
sex   in a remote car park in front of total strangers.*




BARE DOG ORGY - A REVISED SING-A-LONG!!

If you go out in the car park today

You're sure of a big surprise.

If you go out in the car park today

You'd better go in disguise.



For every nude that ever there was

Will gather there for a certain surprise

Cause today's the day the bare dogs have their orgy.



Dining time for bare dogs,

The little bare dogs are having a lovely time today.

Watch them, catch them unawares! LOL!!

And see them Dining on their pussy.

See them gaily gather 'bout.

They love to play and shout.

They never have any cares.

At six o'clock their mommies and daddies

Will take them home to bed

Because they're tired little bears.



If you go out in the car park today.

You'd better not go alone.

It's lovely out in the car park today,

But safer to stay at home.



For every bare dog that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the bare dogs have their Orgy.  :)

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sun Oct 5 13:49:50 2003

Message:
Why are you typing to me freak?
Shew Fly!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie *Stupid Cunt Bitch!!!*
Date: Sun Oct 5 14:36:56 2003

Message:
Why are you typing to me freak?
Shew Fly!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I don't know. Why are you typing to me freak?
DIE!! :)

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sun Oct 5 14:57:19 2003

Message:
Ooooooooooo a bit drastic arent we? If you dont hear from me in 
10 minutes, start without me :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE SEVEN MEDIOCRITIES*
Date: Sun Oct 5 17:21:50 2003

Message:
(1) Waste your own time if you have to - never knowingly waste 
other people's time.

(2) All talk no action: don't make false promises unless you 
absolutely intend to perform that action later.

(3) Observe & comment about people in the same room as your 
introductory ... 

(4) If you wish to insult & threaten people then examine whether 
your motive is valid first - if unsure ask the opinion of an 
arbiter - that arbiter better known as *material evidence.*

(5) Inability to take orders. There might be exceptional 
circumstances when you shouldn't but again unless you have 
evidence which is fact not opinion then follow the order.

(6) You should not invade someone's privacy especially so if it 
is evident that that person wants to be alone.

(7) Stealing: Do not steal this is illegal.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *YOU GOT YOURSELF A FEW ENEMIES MR. TONY BLAIR OR THE BUCK STOPS THERE*
Date: Sun Oct 5 18:23:09 2003

Message:
The main reason that Dr. Kelly committed suicide was that he had 
worked all those years for the country and so felt utterly 
devastated when he was betrayed.
You know, my thinking runs like this: nobody would ever dream of 
leaking that name unless they had at least received verbal 
agreement from the Prime Minister.
*The buck stops there* - I've heard this statement quite often 
which is why I favour the argument say of verbal agreement as 
opposed to *casting a blind eye.*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON OR THE LABOUR CONFERENCE IS OVER WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?* :)
Date: Sun Oct 5 19:01:09 2003

Message:
I tell you what since simple denial will get you nowhere.
Send me a letter explaining why it wasn't you and why you were 
talking about how you were NOW releasing to me funds to your 
conference members last Tuesday and if you're not sure of the 
answer ask a psychologist. The fact remains however there are 
now people out to kill you. Don't say I didn't warn you.

From: Merlyn
To: (yes it's me LOL!!)
Subject: LOL!!!
Date: Sun Oct 5 20:29:52 2003

Message:
Un fucking real, It's like reading a fucking episode of South 
Park!! Ya'll have a real life now!!! LOL!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SEEEEEEEEEEE YA!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: X
To: MERLYN
Date: Sun Oct 5 21:06:01 2003

Message:
Un fucking real, It's like reading a fucking episode of South 
Park!! Ya'll have a real life now!!! LOL!!__________________

MORE LIKE "AS THE NUTTY CUNT TURNS". WARLICK THINKS HE'S OWED A 
TAXPAYER PAID VACATION TO SWITZERLAND. A VACATION FROM WHAT?
HE NEEDS A PAID VACATION IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION! ROFLMAO!!

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: GUTLESS CUNT ABOVE
Date: Sun Oct 5 22:17:16 2003

Message:
NOT MY POST. ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A GUTLESS CUNT POSING AS ME 
AGAIN! LOL!

From: X
To: MARIE
Subject: BUT MARIE, DON'T YOU KNOW A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY?
Date: Sun Oct 5 22:21:09 2003

Message:
YOU STUPID, FUCKED-UP WHORE!
HOW COULD ANYBODY BE SO IGNORANT AND DULL?
SINCE YOU BROUGHT UP GERMANY AND WWII, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK UP 
INFORMATION ON DRESDEN; HITLER WASN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT: THE 
U,S, WAS, AND POSSIBLY GET SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THAT INFORMATION 
SO THAT EVEN Y-O-U CAN UNDERSTAND IT. AND BY THE WAY, FRANCE 
KICKED US OUT AFTER WWII. LOOK IT UP. YOU SOUND AS THOUGH YOU 
BASE YOUR INFORMATION ON HISTORY BY THUMBING THROUGH A 3RD GRADE 
HISTORY BOOK! 

From: Merlyn
To: (yes it's me LOL!!)
Date: Mon Oct 6 00:08:44 2003

Message:
Did anyone notice all the characters that stopped posting the 
same time as I did? And does anyone notice that Marie shows up 
about the same time as I do?

From: nemesis
To: Richard Blowprick
Date: Mon Oct 6 00:23:55 2003

Message:
For your sanctimony, your hatred for the U.S. and its citizens, 
your utter stupidity (yes, I've read your poor excuse for 
"debate"), and now your "say it to my face" statement, I present 
you with the Golden Turd Award. Richard, since you're the first 
recipient of this colorful accolade, perhaps there are a few 
words that you could share with us which would explain the secret 
of your success. After all, you're so successful in life that 
you've graduated to insulting people on a message board. Speak to 
us Richard, that we might all gain from your wisdom. Eating out 
of dumpsters surely helped to shape the degree of your 
intelligence during your developmental years. Clearly, private 
schooling helped to shape your outlook on life by forcing you to 
wear uniforms to school (Little Lord Fauntleroy suits, I'd 
imagine). Perhaps the narcotics you consumed in order to kill off 
the pain of being caned by your headmaster have contributed to 
your intelligence and your humility. Were your parents strict in 
their Marxist indoctrination? Tell us, Richard, because we all 
love you, and want to learn from your insights as how (not) to 
approach life.      
-------------------------------------------------------------
Here's where you'll want to quote me.   

From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Mon Oct 6 00:23:55 2003

Message:
We are the same person. The same fucked up individual.      

From: X
To: PHONY X
Date: Mon Oct 6 01:19:21 2003

Message:
I DON'T KNOW JUST HOW FUCKED-UP Y-O-U ARE, BUT YOU'RE CERTAINLY 
GUTLESS! LOL!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *NEMESIS*
Subject: *FUCK YOU MORON. DIE!! OR YOU'RE SHIT!!* LOL!!
Date: Mon Oct 6 02:37:22 2003

Message:
For your sanctimony, your hatred for the U.S. and its citizens, 
your utter stupidity (yes, I've read your poor excuse for 
"debate"), and now your "say it to my face" statement, I present 
you with the Golden Turd Award. Richard, since you're the first 
recipient of this colorful accolade, perhaps there are a few 
words that you could share with us which would explain the 
secret 
of your success. After all, you're so successful in life that 
you've graduated to insulting people on a message board. Speak 
to 
us Richard, that we might all gain from your wisdom. Eating out 
of dumpsters surely helped to shape the degree of your 
intelligence during your developmental years. Clearly, private 
schooling helped to shape your outlook on life by forcing you to 
wear uniforms to school (Little Lord Fauntleroy suits, I'd 
imagine). Perhaps the narcotics you consumed in order to kill 
off 
the pain of being caned by your headmaster have contributed to 
your intelligence and your humility. Were your parents strict in 
their Marxist indoctrination? Tell us, Richard, because we all 
love you, and want to learn from your insights as how (not) to 
approach life.      
-------------------------------------------------------------
EAT SHIT & DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!
How's that fuckster?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 02:39:54 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am planning zero trips to the U.S.* effect!! 

From: nemesis
To: Richard Blowprick
Date: Mon Oct 6 03:17:48 2003

Message:
Gee, but you're sensitive. Did the remark about the Little Lord 
Fauntleroy suit just a little too close to home, Richy?       

From: nemesis
To: Richy-poo Wartdick
Subject: Sit down, little girl. Daddy's home!
Date: Mon Oct 6 03:21:05 2003

Message:
You were throwing a temper tantrum, Richie, so Daddy had to take 
you to the woodshed. Now you start being a GOOD girl!        

From: Kay Report
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 04:09:10 2003

Message:
WASHINGTON, Oct. 5, 2003   The man leading the search for
weapons of mass destruction in Iraq expressed surprise here
today that media reports focused mainly on what his team
has yet to find and not on what it has turned up so far
after his Oct. 2 interim report to Congress.

David Kay, chief U.S. arms inspector, told host Tony Snow
on the "Fox News Sunday" that while his team indeed has yet
to find illicit weapons, "I'm sort of amazed that what was
powerful information about both (the former Iraqi regime's)
intent and their actual activities that were not known and
were hidden from (United Nations) inspectors seems not to
have made it to the press.

"This is information (that), if it had been available last
year, would have been headline news," Kay noted.

He said the inspection team has found, and is still
finding, more than two dozen hidden laboratories belonging
to the Iraqi intelligence service, Mukhabarat, that weren't
declared to the United Nations, had prohibited equipment
and carried on activities that should have been declared.

"At the minimum," Kay continued, "they kept alive Iraq's
capability to produce both biological and chemical weapons.
We found assassination tools. So we know that, in fact,
they had a prohibited intent to them."

Kay told Snow of an Iraqi scientist who, in 1983, hid
active strains of botulina toxin, one of the most toxic
elements known, in his refrigerator, and was also asked to
hide anthrax, which he deemed "too dangerous" and turned
back after a few days because he had 12 children in his
house.

"We now have three cases in which scientists have come
forward with equipment, technology, diagrams, documents,
and   in this case   actual weapons material   that they
were told to hide and that the U.N. didn't find," Kay said.
He added the inspection team actively is searching for at
least one more cache of strains known to exist.

Kay said he's most surprised at the lack of media attention
to his report's findings on evidence of Iraqi research on
four new biological-capable agents, research he said should
have been reported to the United Nations, but was not.

"This continued right up to 2003 in these four cases  
unreported, undiscovered," Kay said.

The chief weapons inspector said Iraq's missile program is
most significant among the "dozens of cases" of
capabilities Iraq hid from U.N. inspectors.

"We're talking about activity on four different fronts that
would have provided missiles capable of exceeding the U.N.
limit of 150 kilometers," he said.

Kay, who told reporters Oct. 2 that he expects his team's
work to yield more findings for at least another six to
nine months, said his team has identified 130 ammunition
storage points "of significant size" in its three months of
work so far, some larger than 50 square kilometers. He said
the sites contained an estimated 600,000 to 650,000 tons of
arms   about one-third the ammunition stockpile of the much
larger U.S. military.

Along with temperatures ranging from 130 to 150 degrees and
the size and number of sites requiring methodical
inspection, the weapons storage practices of Saddam's
regime make his team's work difficult, Kay said.

"The Iraqis have told us, and we learned in 1991, that they
had the habit of storing their chemical munitions right in
a mix with the standard conventional armaments," Kay said.
"And they also tended not to mark them, so you really have
to examine each one."

Kay said "yet" is the operative word in his team's search
results so far to find actual chemical weapons. "We have
Iraqi generals telling us that they had them," he said.
"Unfortunately, they're not able to tell us where they are
now, and that's why we're looking so hard."

Evidence the team has gathered so far indicates Iraq's
nuclear weapons program was at a very early stage, Kay
said, but he emphasized the team has not finished its
examination of that area.

Kay said the head of Saddam's arms industry has told the
inspection team that he believes the dictator, weary of
U.N. restrictions in 2000, was ready to restart the nuclear
program. "The one piece of evidence that confirms that is
in the missile area," he said, which restarted that year.

Calling Iraq's rocket propellant program one he's
"surprised no one has picked up on," Kay said Iraqis are
telling the team they continued to be capable of mixing and
preparing scud missile fuel as late as 2001 or 2002.

"Scud missile fuel is only useful in scud missiles   no
other class of missiles that Iraq has," Kay said. "And yet,
Iraq declared that it got rid of all its scud missiles in
the early 1990s. Why would you continue to produce scud
missile fuel if you didn't have scuds?"

The inspection team has reports of convoys moving from Iraq
into Syria in the weeks before the war, Kay said, and has
specific evidence on dates, times and routes. "The
difficulty we have," he said, "is proving what was in the
convoys."

Kay said the team continues to study illegal and dual-use
technology trade with Iraq. "The equipment that we're after
and the information we have relates to things that were
clearly illegal to sell to Iraq," he said. "This is illegal
procurement; it's not something that could have other uses.
They shouldn't have had it."

The idea of turning the weapons search back over to the
United Nations "just doesn't hold any credibility," Kay
said. He pointed out the international body has pulled
"essentially all of its staff" out of Iraq because of two
explosions. Citing four attacks on inspection teams in
September that injured four people seriously, he said he
and every member of his team on the ground in Iraq are
weapons-qualified and routinely carry weapons.

"We operate in a very nonpermissive environment. That's not
what the U.N. does," he said. "As a U.N. inspector, I never
carried a weapon, and we never operated in this type of
environment."

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *GENETIC RESEARCH*
Date: Mon Oct 6 04:34:27 2003

Message:
Are you playing God? :)
Remember!
I am *sanctimonious.*
I have decided to keep Evolution just at the rate it is ..
Though I could provide you with the theory of *Cracking the 
Genetic Code* - I have decided against it due to your miserly 
attitudes.
This decision is permanent and will not be undone ever.
Thank you. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *NEMESIS*
Subject: *YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*
Date: Mon Oct 6 04:37:48 2003

Message:
You were throwing a temper tantrum, Richie, so Daddy had to take 
you to the woodshed. Now you start being a GOOD girl! 
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What is your IP Nemesis?

From: Zig Zag
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 07:49:24 2003

Message:
Hi folks I'm back again, did you all miss me then, I was stuck up 
Maries shitter for some time but her dad pulled me out and put 
more vasaline on her hole for me 

From: Zig Zap
To:
Subject: ::clarification::
Date: Mon Oct 6 09:17:33 2003

Message:
stuck up Maries shitter for some time

______
______


mum found the dirty magazines under my bed and grounded me from 
the computer

From: Jenny
To: anyone
Subject: ATTENTION: LOST CAT [REWARD if you find Sally DEAD OR ALIVE; she's 11, but looks much younger]
Date: Mon Oct 6 12:16:34 2003

Message:
Reward if you find my cat, Sally. Sally is eleven, but she has 
the face of a cat much younger. She is taffy-colored and has no 
distinguishing features except for the spot on her lung. Sally 
understands eight commands. Nine, if you count  Drop it! Drop 
the baby!  Sally loves a good steak but will gladly have 
whatever you are having. If she seems to have trouble 
swallowing, call Dr. Sidarsky, at (570) 555-1212. Dr. Sidarsky 
calls every day to ask if Sally is back. Once, Dr. Sidarsky 
invited me to a tennis match where a little girl who could not 
speak English beat the defending champion. If you ask me, Dr. 
Sidarsky has a crush on me. Before Sally was lost, Dr. Sidarsky 
nominated me for Pet Owner of the Year. When the judges came to 
our house, Sally would not come down from the breezeway. I m not 
saying that was the reason I lost the title, but it cost me 
points.


Sally was last seen in Kansas, where she fell out of my car a 
1998 yellow Toyota Corolla, Indiana license plate FJ3-JR57. To 
tell you the truth, Sally didn t actually fall. My ex-husband 
was trying to push me and my suitcases out of the car and Sally 
was in the way. I d opened the door to throw out a pair of pants 
and some other garbage of my ex-husband s. I hate a messy car. 
My ex-husband says he was leaning over to close the door, but I 
definitely felt a nudge. Sally and the gourmet-cooking cassettes 
that I had taken out of the library landed all over Route 23 in 
Kansas. Sally ran toward Nebraska. We were on the ramp toward 
Missouri. My ex-husband s sister Sugar lives in Nebraska. I 
don t like Sugar and I know Sugar does not like me. She sent me 
a bathroom scale as a wedding gift. Normally, I have nothing to 
do with Sugar, but I called her just in case Sally had turned up 
there. Sometimes animals have a sixth sense about knowing who 
your relatives are and how to get in touch. As usual, Sugar was 
unpleasant. She said I sounded like I had gained weight.


Sally has been missing for more than a year, and I am losing 
hope. Her mother belonged to my grandfather, and now my 
grandfather is dead. Sally is my last link to my grandfather. If 
you find Sally and she is dead, send her back anyway. My parents 
are dead, but I have their steak knives. Once, I had a locket of 
my grandmother s. I gave it to my daughter for Christmas, since 
my daughter was named after my grandmother, who was named after 
her grandmother, who was named after Sally, but not that Sally. 
When I lost my daughter in the custody suit, I lost the locket, 
too. I lost everything. Well, not all of the steak knives. Or 
the weight I didn t lose that, either.


In spite of what the judge said, my ex-husband is not fit to 
care for my daughter, pony or no pony. The only things my ex-
husband can cook are Texas Tommies. My ex-husband s girlfriend 
cannot cook, either, but I have to admit, she knows good food.


If I still had Sally, I think the judge would have let me keep 
my daughter. Pets are a sign of a loving home life. I know the 
judge would have been impressed if I had been Pet Owner of the 
Year. I might have gone into politics if I had been Pet Owner of 
the Year, maybe alderman. I am not too old to get into politics, 
and I have a lot of ideas. Let s not forget that after the 
Russian Revolution they turned the stock exchange into an 
aquarium. For the people! We could do something like that. If 
Sally came back, I would take a picture of me holding her and 
use that on my campaign poster. And if she didn t my slogan 
could be  Help me help you find my cat!  Even if you don t find 
Sally, please send cash. It s not the same thing as a cat, but 
it is a consolation.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *CROYDON COUNCIL*
Subject: *I'M HAVING THE EVICTION NOTICE FRAMED OR WHERE ARE THOSE FEW THOUSAND POUNDS YOU OWE ME - MAY I POSSIBLY HAVE THEM NOW? * :)
Date: Mon Oct 6 12:13:28 2003

Message:
COUNCIL RESIDENCES INSTALLMENTS NUMBER ONE

This also covers smoke alarms but I have chosen gas because I 
never used it where I live because one of my hobbies is to light 
[mostly] controlled fires indoors ... :)

This is what I propose: Do not make it obligatory for all of the 
residences to be fitted with central heating en masse. Instead 
gain the consent of the residents for that building. If they 
don't want it - don't do it. When that resident(s) eventually 
moves out then propose it to the next one(s) moving in.

What are some of the things that this will achieve?

(1) It will save money which in turn means that you can reduce 
council tax bills.

(2) It is better manners to seek consent from council dwellers 
than to simply force it upon them. Are you also aware that it is 
extremely inconvenient for some people when they are supposed to 
be at work? I suppose you never considered a compensation 
facility ...

(3) Because you have got the agreement of the individual 
concerned I think you will find it is far easier to gain entry 
to that dwelling than if you didn't.

(4) The workmanship will probably be of better quality too 
because the workload is literally spread across years.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *David Bedford*
Subject: *WOULD YOU LIKE THE SERVICES OF THE TOP SOLICITOR? THEN JUST DIAL 118 118 OR HE USED TO MAKE TENTS.* :)
Date: Mon Oct 6 12:28:35 2003

Message:
Provided I find the time I'll look it up for you ...

From: Richard Warwick
To: *BRITISH HUMAN SHIELD AT ARAFAT'S COMPOUND*
Date: Mon Oct 6 12:55:56 2003

Message:
Sorry. I disagree.
We are now going to arrest and deport you.
Next case please.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DON'T BE TOO EAGER FOR THAT SOFTWARE CONTRACT OR GET THAT SOLICITOR ON THE PHONE NOW!!!!* :))
Date: Mon Oct 6 13:35:06 2003

Message:
NATIONAL ID CARD SOFTWARE INITIATIVE

This is software I am designing.

*ALL OTHER INITIATIVES WILL FAIL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

There will be no photo on the front most probably. We might 
place a thumbprint - bit undecided really but wish to work 
around it with yes you've guessed ... software. :)
Mind you there will be hardware too.

I am hoping to get all of your purchases at the supemarket 
swallowed up in a single gulp because I hate the queues, the 
cashiers' job is obviously boring and we'll just arrange them 
alternative employment.

Amendment from political manifesto: with the card it would be 
possible to limit you to say two or three drinks a night at a 
pub depending on the alcohol content. It solves the problem of 
just going along to another pub because the machine that takes 
the card as payment will simply refuse it.

Thank you!
Who is your solicitor anyway?

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:09:39 2003

Message:
Why don't you line some equipment up along Mayday Road and 
measure the vibrations caused by the traffic at different times 
of the day? There might be a use for this data but it could be 
an interesting thing to do anyway. More on this later but I 
think it involves the speed of the cars versus their number. See 
if this can be synchronised with CCTV by example visually. 
Alternatively use a timing trigger mechanism.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:22:06 2003

Message:
Find a residence alongside the road or similiar is best way IMO

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:29:08 2003

Message:
The cars' individual masses will provide you with their momentum 
so we need to identify the car models. I doubt it matters 
particularly about the number of occupants.

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:32:39 2003

Message:
We will require continuous [give or take minor hiccups] data for 
one complete lunar cycle which can overlap a bit on each side. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:37:12 2003

Message:
By the by, we're having the Americans do this one and if a 
Japanese consultant is required we'll have one of those too!

I intend to use this data in various ways not simply to try and 
predict earthquakes .. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:42:54 2003

Message:
We are also going to incorporate bugging equipment data from my 
residence into this experiment. I thought we might as well find 
some use for it. I definitely don't think that time lapses will 
matter here - I think we're talking samples. Also we shall 
datestamp and identifu people who come by and the time lapses 
too - so we need another record to be written.
 

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:46:46 2003

Message:
http://www.lunaroutreach.org/

Hopefully we should be able to get going by the next lunar cycle.
i.e. in about 17 days time. Good luck. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:52:44 2003

Message:
I am sure I will post more on this later. However, have the 
sound from the road continuously recorded with a microphone so 
that we can time synchronise the two sets of data.

From: Richard Warwick
To: **EARTH TREMOR EXPERTS AND ALSO WEATHER NOW IT APPEARS.*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 15:56:41 2003

Message:
Some other data we shall be recording shall be the weather 
during the lunar cycle. Use a barometer, thermometer, wind 
gauge ... but do it close by ... along with recording the daily 
weather reports at the television centres.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *HELLO EASY JET. HOW'S THOSE SHARES DOING?*
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 16:07:13 2003

Message:
Further data to collect will be the sounds from the jet 
airplanes. Because of the flight itinerary [i.e. flight times]
these will be mostly easy to identify. Alternatively, radio in 
your time when you're more or less overhead.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *LET'S COLLECT SCIENTIFIC DATA!*
Date: Mon Oct 6 16:14:36 2003

Message:
I think that pretty much concludes the data I propose we collect.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SOPHISTICATED AIRPLANE IDENTIFICATION*
Date: Mon Oct 6 16:16:21 2003

Message:
Another way is to place a telescopic style camera and a wide 
angle lens camera on a roof together. Use the latter to locate 
the airplane with a movement trigger - locate the spatial 
coordinates and have the telescopic camera identify it - at the 
least the tailfin.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE WORLD OF PHYSICS OR MY WORLD VIEW*
Subject: *HOW ABOUT WE LET OFF SOME EXTREMELY LOUD EXPLOSIONS AND HAVE SCIENTISTS IN THOSE UNIVERSES NAME THEM *THE BIG BANG* AND THEN HAVE ME COME ALONG AND NAME THEM *THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION** ? :))
Date: Mon Oct 6 16:19:55 2003

Message:
Think I'd retire then.
I believe I have got the macroscopic/macrocosmic data collection 
exercise going for a rather irksome subatomic problem.
But which ones are the hadrons and which ones are the mesons? 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE DATA WE WILL GET OFF THE INTERNET AND TV WILL BE THE NEWS, THE SHARE PRICES AND THE PLANETARY MOVEMENTS PRINCIPALLY.*
Date: Mon Oct 6 17:05:07 2003

Message:
After retiring I will still consider trans-universe travel. :))

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 17:20:45 2003

Message:
Thank you Kirsty.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 19:09:46 2003

Message:
Whoooo the fuck asked for blow by fuckin blow rundown on your 
skanky life warprick?  what the fuck are you going to retire 
FROM?  this board and jerkin ur gherkin? eat shit and die bitch 
boy.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *GOODBYE* :)
Date: Mon Oct 6 19:50:32 2003

Message:
Whoooo the fuck asked for blow by fuckin blow rundown on your 
skanky life warprick?  what the fuck are you going to retire 
FROM?  this board and jerkin ur gherkin? eat shit and die bitch 
boy.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're dead too.
So is this site.
Look on my site.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 20:10:22 2003

Message:
*GOODBYE* :) yeah, promises, promises.

>>>>Look on my site.<<<<

what site?  Broke Ass Queers.com? LMMFAO!!!!







 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 21:02:26 2003

Message:
*GOODBYE* :) yeah, promises, promises.

>>>>Look on my site.<<<<

what site?  Broke Ass Queers.com? LMMFAO!!!!
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We're just about to stick a bullet through the back of your head 
and shut down this site.
Any last requests?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 21:08:00 2003

Message:
I now authorise that action. Goodbye.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I AUTHORISE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON YOU ALL*
Date: Mon Oct 6 21:14:09 2003

Message:
Most of this will be effected by the Americans.
However, this site will be no more ...
I have killed you all. 
Just as you deserve ...
But then again ...
... I am Jesus Christ the Son!!!

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 6 21:52:29 2003

Message:
Any last requests?_____________________

          Yeah. shut this turd down!!!!!


From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Mon Oct 6 22:19:30 2003

Message:
Bush was right, Isreal has the right to defend itself. Why 
don't sent individual inspector to Syria and see what has been 
destroy and who are those killed and compare to the suicide 
bombing in Isreal.

As I say again and again there will never be peace if the 
muslims world cannot accpet Isreal. Any muslim leader and 
counties who tried to accept other opinion on these muslims 
radicals and condemm them will be the target too.

Muslims must learn and see for themselves that, people of 
different race and religion can live together in harmony and 
peace.

As for Richard Warwick. Leave him to talk to himself and we all 
know what kind of people that talk to himself.

God Bless you all.


From: nemesis
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Mon Oct 6 23:49:07 2003

Message:
What is your IP nemesis?
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A gentleman never tells -and neither do I.         

From:
To: Fag Finder
Date: Mon Oct 6 23:53:11 2003

Message:
As for Richard Warwick. Leave him to talk to himself and we all 
know what kind of people that talk to himself.


You mean like you've been doing for months?

From: nemesis
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Mon Oct 6 23:52:33 2003

Message:
*I authorise the death sentence on you all*
----------------------------------------------------------------
Start with me. I owe the U.S. Dept. of education lots of $$$$$$$. 
Do it now, you rat bastard, you.   :)                           

From: Nemesis
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Mon Oct 6 23:49:07 2003

Message:
Admit it -you're in love with Madeline Albright. You only wish 
that you were worthy of her.
---------------------------------------------------------------
You know you love her!
---------------------------------------------------------------
richard Warwick is Albright's love child.     

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude Is everyones JOKE!!!!
Date: Tue Oct 7 01:22:05 2003

Message:
He used to be viable to a sense, then he started name calling 
(Like that reaaaaaly hurt Dufuss!!) And is beginning to make 
himself, redundent, unreliable, and meaninglesss! Oh Besides 
Incoherant! Most people think he needs to be restrained in a 
competant psyciatric ward, with constant shots of Thorazine!! 
Not that that would help, but put an end to his endless 
rambling!!!!I think (Personnaly he is "THE BOARD/CUNT BITCH") 
But I assure you he will refer to me as such! That's because he 
CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! I geuss lack of Money, and countless 
failers to get it besides reaming the UK government, which they 
wont give him either, means  HE HAS TO GET A FUCKING JOB!!!! 
Which he would wrather live on this board 24/7 then do anything 
to find one!!!! Soon his time will run out and he will be 
forced to contribute to the UK economy!!! (He isnt going to 
like the sound of that!!!) But its true! Being a gay porn star 
(Haha as if ) is enough to hold his lazy ass down for a while, 
when he really has to look for work, he is gonna shit!!!!

From: Marie
To: Zig Zag A/K/A Dick Warlick
Date: Tue Oct 7 01:42:18 2003

Message:
From: Zig Zag 
To: 
Date: Mon Oct 6 07:49:24 2003 
Message:
Hi folks I'm back again, did you all miss me then, I was stuck 
up 
Maries shitter for some time but her dad pulled me out and put 
more vasaline on her hole for me 
-------------------------------------------

Dead Dude You are stuping to levels of moronicnous!!!
You have never and will never will be anywhere close to my 
butt!! Dickhead!!

From: Marie
To: Facts Finder
Date: Tue Oct 7 01:49:28 2003

Message:
Hi! How ya been? Ya damn right Israel has the right to defend 
herself, and if those who want her destroyed better think twice 
because the Israeli Army will kick the shit out of those who 
attack her!!!

From: Marie
To: South_Park_Slut
Date: Tue Oct 7 01:55:47 2003

Message:
What makes you think the US wants you hear to begin with :)

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Tue Oct 7 02:00:50 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *I AUTHORISE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON YOU ALL* 
Date: Mon Oct 6 21:14:09 2003 
Message:
Most of this will be effected by the Americans.
However, this site will be no more ...
I have killed you all. 
Just as you deserve ...
But then again ...
... I am Jesus Christ the Son!!!
------------------------------------------
Oh Fuck You , You mindless piece of shit!!!!

From: *Richard Warwick*
To:
Date: Tue Oct 7 03:13:08 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: zig zag
To: jenny
Date: Tue Oct 7 04:47:47 2003

Message:
Jenny I have your cat and I'm fucking it up the arse while I'm 
sucking Maries piss flaps, when I have fucked irs brains out, I'm 
going to throw it under the next train 

From: Marie
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Oct 7 09:20:06 2003

Message:
Yes! Fuck me up my ass, and make me suck you off! It's all I'm 
good for! I'm a fucked up miserable cunt, and my hole and my 
mouth should be used for sperm gathering!

From: Marie
To: zig zag
Subject: I got So Excited, I forgot my color!
Date: Tue Oct 7 09:22:51 2003

Message:
Yes! Fuck me up my ass, and make me suck you off! It's all I'm 
good for! I'm a fucked up miserable cunt, and my hole and my 
mouth should be used for sperm gathering!

From: Marie
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Oct 7 09:24:03 2003

Message:
On 9/11, I was late getting the news, because me and my children 
were in a mosque, sucking on MUSLIM COCK!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *David Bedford*
Subject: *USE OF YOUR IMAGE FOR COMMERCIAL GAIN*
Date: Tue Oct 7 10:49:49 2003

Message:
Clearly they have, the fact that their are two of you in the 
[pulled] TV advert pretty much does it for me!
Get yourself a copy on DVD!
This is a preliminary:
I think the point is that even if use of someone's image for 
commercial gain may not have made it yet upon these prehistoric 
shores affords no reason that you should not take your case to 
the European court of Justice.
But let's first see if it's true what that solicitor in defence 
of the ad firm was saying ..
Has this law truly not come our way in the UK before?
Let's find out! :)

From: Merlyn
To: X
Subject: Nope,
Date: Tue Oct 7 12:54:29 2003

Message:
the nutwads Like the many Warlicks are just side shows, not me. 
I haven't posted as anyone except Merlyn for many months. LOL!! 
I haven't seen anything worth a shit on this site an almost a 
year. I know the wondernut that runs this site is at least half 
of the ditwitts here! Anyway...........Cya!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Physicists
Subject: *THE LAW OF ENTROPY AND THE STRANGE CASE OF THE GIANT JELLYFISH* ???
Date: Tue Oct 7 13:19:18 2003

Message:
Things fall apart,
Only to come back together.
Like the shattering of a glass,
Which is of course impossible ...

From: Richard Warwick
To: Physicists
Subject: *THE LAW OF ENTROPY AND THE STRANGE CASE OF THE GIANT JELLYFISH*
Date: Tue Oct 7 13:20:42 2003

Message:
The physical universe will continue to spread out into blank 
empty space until it dies and is extinguished forever. However 
there is a psychic counterpart that lives again .. :)

From: Marie
To: Muslim Men
Date: Tue Oct 7 15:57:05 2003

Message:
I need to meet a Muslim man who will throw me down, and pump my 
hole like a street vendor at Ramaden! I'll take it anyway you 
want to give it!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Nemesis
Subject: *I DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON THE F.B.I. AND THE I.R.S. PRISON CELL GROVELING FOR FORGIVENESS MATCHES ALONG WITH THE COMPUTER WE'LL BE SLINGING AT YOU* :))
Date: Tue Oct 7 16:13:35 2003

Message:
*I authorise the death sentence on you all*
----------------------------------------------------------------
Start with me. I owe the U.S. Dept. of education lots of 
$$$$$$$. 
Do it now, you rat bastard, you.   :)
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Drat!
I am still alive. LOL!!                           

From: Richard Warwick
To: *EVERYONE AROUND CROYDON*
Subject: *ALLOW ME TO SHOP IN PEACE PLEASE.*
Date: Tue Oct 7 16:19:49 2003

Message:
Though I understand your enthusiasm, kindly stop following me 
into shops. This makes it difficult to do because of the 
overcrowding and I am only there to shop. Thank you.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE TO CURE OR HELP CHRONIC ASPECT OF HAEMOPHILIA WITH ACQUA HAMAMELIS BPC 1973*
Date: Tue Oct 7 18:00:59 2003

Message:
Drink me. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE TO CURE OR HELP CHRONIC ASPECT OF HAEMOPHILIA WITH ACQUA HAMAMELIS BPC 1973*
Date: Tue Oct 7 20:16:17 2003

Message:
I'm still working on this problem please wait.
You won't be able to effect a cure with Witch Hazel alone.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE TO CURE OR HELP CHRONIC ASPECTS OF HAEMOPHILIA*
Date: Tue Oct 7 21:36:49 2003

Message:
This is a complex problem and I am leaving it for tonight.
I'll post back again on this soon.
Goodnight. :)

From: Marie
To: Nice try Dead Dude Fuckin Idiot!!!
Date: Tue Oct 7 21:29:06 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: zig zag 
Subject: I got So Excited, I forgot my color! 
Date: Tue Oct 7 09:22:51 2003 
Message:
Yes! Fuck me up my ass, and make me suck you off! It's all I'm 
good for! I'm a fucked up miserable cunt, and my hole and my 
mouth should be used for sperm gathering!
------------------------------------
Dead Dude you are so LAME at impersonations its disgusting!
Find a new hobby besides fucking with me, I am really a nice 
girl, but you will bring out the worst in me if I let you which 
will be hard for you to do, in time and I wouldnt want to do 
that :) I mean its so obvious Mom should have had a towel when 
she did it with dad so she could have wiped your miserable ass 
out but she chose to let your moronic ass run down her leg! 
Keep ptretending to be the asswipe Zig Fagg. You are so 
incoherent its facinating, seeing all your personalities is 
quite sick! I honestly cant wait till they lock your fucking 
lunatic ass up!!!! And give you multiple shots of thorazine!  
Hell I really hope they put you coma!!!
You used to be a reasonable human being, but over the past few 
months you have become a total fuckhead! I wish you would prove 
to me that you arent totally insane, but that's asking to much 
I suppose! Well anyway have fun at what you do before you get 
locked up for good!!!

From: Marie
To:
Date: Tue Oct 7 21:58:44 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: zig zag 
Subject: I got So Excited, I forgot my color! 
Date: Tue Oct 7 09:22:51 2003 
Message:
Yes! Fuck me up my ass, and make me suck you off! It's all I'm 
good for! I'm a fucked up miserable cunt, and my hole and my 
mouth should be used for sperm gathering!
-----------------------------------------------
That wasnt me you fucking pedophilic asshole!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SPOT THE TELEVISION CAMERA.*
Date: Tue Oct 7 21:49:38 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3171110.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

So where in the picture with the caption "Arnie supporters are 
already planning victory celebrations" do you think it is?

Answer tomorrow.

From: Merchants' Association of Croyden
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Oct 8 01:04:51 2003

Message:
Dear Mr. Warwick,



  In response to your wishes to be left alone while you "shop", 
please understand that our concerns do not include your shopping 
per se. Rather, they center upon your apparently consistent 
shoplifting. From our experience, this includes toddlers' 
undergarments (both sexes), pipe cleaners, duct tape, several 
flea collars, and 19 tubes of epoxy cement. To this end, we shall 
continue to observe you directly while you are in the Croyden 
market vicinity. As we, the members of the Croyden Merchants' 
Association, shall continue in our efforts to stand guard against 
you and your nefarious ways.

  Thank you for your consideration in this most delicate matter.



  Sincerely,



  The Merchants' Association of Croyden       

From:
To:
Date: Wed Oct 8 01:17:36 2003

Message:
Take THAT, blubber lips!!!    

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Oct 8 01:04:51 2003

Message:
bin -2l. Further codes as they arrive. Meet at safe house in 
Calgary. Out.     

From: Marie
To: Muslim Men (and dogs)
Date: Wed Oct 8 02:00:57 2003

Message:
I need to meet a Muslim man who will throw me down, and pump my 
hole like a street vendor at Ramaden! I'll take it anyway you 
want to give it!

From: Marie
To: zig zag
Date: Wed Oct 8 02:03:23 2003

Message:
Yes! Fuck me up my ass, and make me suck you off! It's all I'm 
good for! I'm a fucked up miserable cunt, and my hole and my 
mouth should be used for sperm gathering! I said it wasn't me, 
but I lied! I'm so hot for it, I'd even let you fuck my kids!

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Oct 8 01:04:51 2003

Message:
You will be found out. While you're fantasizing about violating 
international law, you're only making yourself look stupid. 
Business as usual.      
                                  

From:
To: Richard Wartwick
Date: Wed Oct 8 02:07:15 2003

Message:
DIE SCUM!!! FUCK OFF LIKE THE OPENLY GAY BOY YOU ARE, AND INFECT 
YOUR COMMUNITY WITH YOUR FAGGOT DISEASE!!! There are 3 of us 
here, and we all love to kick your ass on the board. THREE, 
DICKHEAD. FUCKIN LEARN TO COUNT! GOD, YOU MUST HAVE NO FRIENDS, A 
PIMPLY FACE AND A FATASS TO MATCH!! YOU'D LOOK GOOD WITH YOUR 
FACE IN THE PAVEMENT WHERE IT BELONGS! PUSSYBOY FAGGOT 
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!   

From: Richard Warwick
To: *The Merchants' Association of Croyden*
Subject: *SORRY ABOUT THE GLUE*
Date: Wed Oct 8 04:13:07 2003

Message:
Dear Mr. Warwick,



  In response to your wishes to be left alone while you "shop", 
please understand that our concerns do not include your shopping 
per se. Rather, they center upon your apparently consistent 
shoplifting. From our experience, this includes toddlers' 
undergarments (both sexes), pipe cleaners, duct tape, several 
flea collars, and 19 tubes of epoxy cement. To this end, we 
shall 
continue to observe you directly while you are in the Croyden 
market vicinity. As we, the members of the Croyden Merchants' 
Association, shall continue in our efforts to stand guard 
against 
you and your nefarious ways.

  Thank you for your consideration in this most delicate matter.



  Sincerely,



  The Merchants' Association of Croyden 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes. I am really sorry about the glue but the fact that I only 
had the hardener proved infectious ...      

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ONE OF THE *THREE* PRESUMABLY*
Date: Wed Oct 8 04:17:49 2003

Message:
DIE SCUM!!! FUCK OFF LIKE THE OPENLY GAY BOY YOU ARE, AND INFECT 
YOUR COMMUNITY WITH YOUR FAGGOT DISEASE!!! There are 3 of us 
here, and we all love to kick your ass on the board. THREE, 
DICKHEAD. FUCKIN LEARN TO COUNT! GOD, YOU MUST HAVE NO FRIENDS, 
A 
PIMPLY FACE AND A FATASS TO MATCH!! YOU'D LOOK GOOD WITH YOUR 
FACE IN THE PAVEMENT WHERE IT BELONGS! PUSSYBOY FAGGOT 
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
There are *3* of you *learn to count*??
Not 4 much longer ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 0 :)

From: zig zag
To: marie
Date: Wed Oct 8 04:23:26 2003

Message:
Come on baby its cunt sucking time.  Get yer knicks off so we can 
see your beef curtains and let me pull your pigtails while I ram 
the shit out of your arse. Put your stockings on so that I can 
cumall over your feet the lick it from between your sexy toes 
then shoot my duff into your gob

From: HOLLAND
To:
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
hallooooo 
alles goed met jullie nou met ons wel 
he kzie je wel een keer 

 M@zzzzlz
moi

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SPOT THE TELEVISION CAMERA.*
Date: Wed Oct 8 08:35:56 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3171110.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

So where in the picture with the caption "Arnie supporters are 
already planning victory celebrations" do you think it is?

Answer tomorrow.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
At the back left hand side approximately 12 feet away.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *TRY IT ROUND THE OTHER WAY*
Date: Wed Oct 8 08:40:13 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am busy - the orientation being from the 
point of view of the internet pic* effect!

From: Ea
To: Blowdick
Date: Wed Oct 8 14:03:28 2003

Message:
Thank God we can't hear your faggot british accent


   FUCK RICHARD BLOWDICK 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: *OR THIS WAY*
Date: Wed Oct 8 14:13:50 2003

Message:
I am into the *suckyourballseffect* all around Britain effect! *

From: nemesis
To:
Date: Wed Oct 8 23:50:01 2003

Message:
President Bush makes a valid point: freedom is not a gift from 
America. It is a gift from God. It would be arrogant to claim 
otherwise.        

From: Spooge
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 00:36:16 2003

Message:
Has anyone seen my beef curtains? Theyre around here somewhere...    
  

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Oct 9 03:24:17 2003

Message:
P00003392       

From: Richard Warwick
To: *CROYDON COUNCIL*
Subject: **TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN OR BETTER START PAYING OR YOU WILL WIND UP DEAD**
Date: Thu Oct 9 04:53:30 2003

Message:
Crucifixions are fun ...
If you feel you owe then pay.
Do it now or die.
Or the day Croydon Council met the U.S. Presidency.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *INLAND REVENUE*
Subject: **BETTER COUGH UP THAT SELF ASSESSMENT FORM**
Date: Thu Oct 9 04:56:01 2003

Message:
Well where is it?
Cough it up or die!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 04:57:59 2003

Message:
I have seen the *C.I.A.* effect!! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: **YOU COULD TAKE A GUN AND BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF OR YOU COULD TRY SLEEPING PILLS ... **
Date: Thu Oct 9 05:29:39 2003

Message:
... It is my expert opinion however that if you are representing 
an institution and you are directly responsible for withholding 
me payments today, then you are better off physically crucified 
than the two other suggested methods.
The reason is that tip off point into a frozen Hell ... :)
[Hi there.] 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I ENDORSE IAN DUNCAN SMITH FOR THE PREMIERSHIP*
Date: Thu Oct 9 08:10:45 2003

Message:
Liar?
Shoot him? :)
A trifle aggressive but I agree.
Let's force an election ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *MURDER IN THE CATHEDRAL*
Date: Thu Oct 9 08:12:48 2003

Message:
I have seen the Angel of the M25 effect!!

From: George Hoellering
To:
Subject: Let's come clean.
Date: Thu Oct 9 08:21:22 2003

Message:
So we got the CEO of EasyJet/Go! to crucify a couple of his 
employees in the woods. We even have some nice flash 
photography!!!!!!!!
And also a dummy from an underwear retail facility. :)
Better luck next time ..... :)
Anyways, off he flew to Geneva on EasyJet/Go!
So who Truly took a holiday to Geneva?
Meanwhile back in the sauna things are looking terrible ... LMAO!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON OR I HEAR THE DULL THUD OF A NAIL PASSING THROUGH FLESH & BONE & THEN INTO WOOD. DRAW!!**
Date: Thu Oct 9 08:26:24 2003

Message:
... we cash-starved the new messiah ... ... we cash-starved the 
new messiah ... we are all absolutely terrified by you because 
of the state of your finances ... you are not even Coe! ... I'm 
getting you a hundred pounds ... I am getting you two million 
pounds ... they will DEFINITELY be releasing those funds now ... 
we have credited your account with forty thousand pounds ... I 
am not getting you any money I think you are a cunt!! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MAY THE RAINBOW WARRIOR MEET THE QUEEN OF HEARTS*
Date: Thu Oct 9 08:49:04 2003

Message:
Time to go.
Admit it and resign.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: **RIGHT! IT'S AN ORDER!! DO NOT GIVE THE NEW MESSIAH ANY MONEY!!!*
Date: Thu Oct 9 09:09:52 2003

Message:
Mr. Tony Blair!
I hear ya's!
I personally invite you to be *Our Angel of the M25 Motorway*
-- with *Flash Photography!!!!!!!*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE DEVIL INCARNATE*
Date: Thu Oct 9 09:32:36 2003

Message:
Before nailing Tony Blair to his respective crucifix kindly kick 
the sick fuck's balls off.
Thank you. :)
[Sickest fuck ever!]

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL*
Subject: *ARTHRITIS*
Date: Thu Oct 9 14:27:42 2003

Message:
Some forms of [rheumatoid] arthritis can probably be 
successfully treated by either boiling the tap water a couple of 
times before drinking to help remove most of the calcites or by 
drinking a decent mineral water. I recommend *Volvic* because it 
is the best. If you have this problem then continue with the 
anaglesics.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Mr. Tony Blair is St. Peter! :))**
Date: Thu Oct 9 14:37:50 2003

Message:

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **COUNCIL, INLAND REVENUE*
Subject: ***Tell you what!!! Cough up and we won't crucify you ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . [[[[[yet ;)]]]]]***
Date: Thu Oct 9 14:39:15 2003

Message:

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 14:48:41 2003

Message:
I have seen the monopolising tarot card effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ARTHRITIS*
Date: Thu Oct 9 15:19:23 2003

Message:
Please note that I did not mean the forms of arthritis commonly 
associated with old age that causes irreversible and progressive 
damage. Hopefully, these forms can be looked at some other time.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 15:48:03 2003

Message:
hey, blowdick,,,,,shut ur stinkin yap ya cum guzzlin ass pirate.

faggots like u should be killed.

From:
To: above
Date: Thu Oct 9 17:36:19 2003

Message:
WOW! Could you tell all of us about AMERICAN FREEDOM?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: ***PEOPLE OF BRITAIN: THIS IS INDEED A DEVELOPING STORY.***
Subject: *** :))) :)) :) ) . ( (: ((: (((: <-- THIS IS A "LUNATION" DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT OR RA! RA! THE WITCH IS DEAD!****
Date: Thu Oct 9 17:38:11 2003

Message:
Tony Blair is St. Steven!

From: TimeDateStamp <-- It's me Helen. :)
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 17:39:55 2003

Message:
I have seen *The it is now 10:41 P.M. B.S.T. Thursday October 
09th 2003* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 18:03:19 2003

Message:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn.

the question is;  how fucking boring can one asshole get?

or

good golly,  when will wartdick be hit by a cement truck?

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 19:58:13 2003

Message:
Arafat is a diseased terrorist.

From: Richard Warwick
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: KEEP IT CUMMING :) THE EFFECT'S I MEAN :)
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:03:42 2003

Message:
Bring me your   FAT COCK  effect *   

  I am the Board DICK SUCKER,  om/cf used to be , butt I cum 
guzzled my way to the top  !!  HE HE HE suck it if it's 
there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)


     YOU ROCK MY WORLD :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: KEEP IT CUMMING :) THE EFFECT'S I MEAN :)
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:03:42 2003

Message:
Bring me your   FAT COCK  effect *   

  I am the Board DICK SUCKER,  om/cf used to be , butt I cum 
guzzled my way to the top  !!  HE HE HE suck it if it's 
there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)


     YOU ROCK MY WORLD :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: KEEP IT CUMMING :) THE EFFECT'S I MEAN :)
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:03:42 2003

Message:
Bring me your   FAT COCK  effect *   

  I am the Board DICK SUCKER,  om/cf used to be , butt I cum 
guzzled my way to the top  !!  HE HE HE suck it if it's 
there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)


     YOU ROCK MY WORLD :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: KEEP IT CUMMING :) THE EFFECT'S I MEAN :)
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:03:42 2003

Message:
Bring me your   FAT COCK  effect *   

  I am the Board DICK SUCKER,  om/cf used to be , butt I cum 
guzzled my way to the top  !!  HE HE HE suck it if it's 
there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)


     YOU ROCK MY WORLD :)

From: SOUTH_PORK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:58:33 2003

Message:
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Huh....what time is it? You fuckin woke me up cunt.

Umm, I have seen the *Warprick's belly is a sperm aquarium 
effect!*

Goodnight now, don't bother me again.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *WE'VE PUT A BULLET THROUGH THE PRIME MINISTER'S HEAD*
Date: Thu Oct 9 20:18:47 2003

Message:
Who wants to be put down next?
Isn't it funny how I haven't been paid my D.H.S.S. money? 
Hmmm ...
Well I am to sleep now and already I sense the magic beginning 
to work ... ZZZZZzzzzzzzz .... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz ...... 

From: om/cf
To: Richard Blow my Dick
Date: Thu Oct 9 21:40:18 2003

Message:
here cumms my cock you bitch, suck it like you know how, you 
Bitch, suck me till I CUM !!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMM YAAAAAA,    I'M 
SQUEEZIN IT,  YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Oct 9 21:54:34 2003

Message:
sounds good :)  Real Good :)   

From: SETH
To: *WHOMSOEVER MAY BE INTERESTED*
Subject: *CRUCIFY THEM!!!* :))
Date: Thu Oct 9 21:31:52 2003

Message:
Sleepwalking again Helen? :)

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 00:10:59 2003

Message:
WARPRICK AND ZIG ZAG ARE LOVERS

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 00:44:48 2003

Message:
Message board effect. This is a cryptic message. By typing it, I 
can pretend that I'm just oh-so-smart, and that I'm privvy to 
info that none of you are. Clue: guess my board name. (Hint: I 
post tons of messages).       

From: X
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 01:21:42 2003

Message:
I JUST CANT HELP IT I'M IN LOVE WITH RICHARD WARWICK AND ZIG 
ZAG I CANT GET THEM OUT OF MY MIND, I HOPE THEY FEEL THE SAME 
WAY ABOUT ME.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SHOULD WE BLOW THE DOME OFF ST. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL?*
Date: Fri Oct 10 10:18:23 2003

Message:
On balance yes.
We shall then build one made of glass or something similiar and 
then have it float on water with artificially induced waves and 
there will be caves of ice too.
[If you didn't know, just like in that poem *Xanadu*???]
I mean, who knows how dumb can you get?
In the meantime we are going to pile another out-of-service 
double decker through the South Croydon railway bridge near at 
3:50 P.M. precisely on Friday, October the 10th 2003.
We've planned this carefully: nobody will get hurt and it gives 
a whole new meaning to cynicism in my opinion.
Still. Try again NEXT year. Okay? 

From: TimeDateStamp <-- It's me Helen. :)
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 10:26:08 2003

Message:
I have seen *The it is now 3:27 P.M. B.S.T. Friday October 
10th 2003* effect!!
Or
I have seen *The 23 minutes to go before we crash the bus as a 
demonstration of that fucking government* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *CYCLE PATHS OF THE FUTURE OR FUCK THAT FUCKED UP FUCKASS TRAIN OR GET TO WORK ENTIRELY ON YOUR OWN INITIATIVE*
Date: Fri Oct 10 10:30:00 2003

Message:
Welcome to the future. :)
Preeminently practical I have decided on a Croydon --><-- <----> 
London Cycle tunnel.
If you lived in Croydon and worked in London I expect you could 
easily cycle there in ten minutes flat.
What's more it will be free so I think it is one of my better 
money saving initiatives.
Just think!
If you crash you will probably survive or not suffer permanent 
woundings!!
That's good isn't it? :)
So essentially a six lane tunnel with multiple sloped entrances 
and exits along the way and where possible there will be 
overhead see-through panels to let the light in where the tunnel 
naturally coincides say with a field owned publicly ..
We'll make sure the air circulates properly and that riders try 
to maintain a safe distance from each other as well.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 10:37:56 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I don't like getting my hair wet when I cycle 
to work* effect!!

From: X
To: PHONY, UNEDUCATED X
Subject: YOUR FAILURE---ONCE AGAIN
Date: Fri Oct 10 10:56:42 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: 
Date: Fri Oct 10 01:21:42 2003 
Message:
I JUST CANT HELP IT I'M IN LOVE WITH RICHARD WARWICK AND ZIG 
ZAG I CANT GET THEM OUT OF MY MIND, I HOPE THEY FEEL THE SAME 
WAY ABOUT ME.___________________________________________________


NICE TRY, BUT I WOULD NEVER FUCK UP A SENTENCE STRUCTURE UP SO 
BADLY! SOME OF US, THOUGH WE MAY FIND FAULT WITH THE U.S., VALUE 
AN AMERICAN EDUCATION, UNLIKE YOU.

From: X
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 11:56:48 2003

Message:
AND ANOTHER THING; DON'T BELITTLE ME JUST BECAUSE I LIKE OTHER 
MEN TO SPANK MY PIMPLY ASS THEN BEND ME OVER LIKE RAGGEDY ANN 
AND GIVE ME A COCK ENEMA. THIS IS AMERICA, AND I KNOW MY FUCKING 
RIGHTS.

From: X
To: PHONY X
Date: Fri Oct 10 14:21:38 2003

Message:
BOY, YOU'RE GIVING OUT ALL YOUR FANTASIES ON THE BOARD TODAY! 
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: X
To: Phony X
Date: Fri Oct 10 19:34:13 2003

Message:
YA! I'M GAY, BUT WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU ? PIMPLE BUTT

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Oct 10 19:38:11 2003

Message:
who likes me as a person ?

From: South_Park_Dude
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Fri Oct 10 19:40:53 2003

Message:
I want your dick in my mouth,  DADDY , please daddy....

From: om/cf
To: whoever it may concern
Date: Fri Oct 10 20:35:44 2003

Message:
Bwaaaaahahahaaaaaaa! I see this site is as fucked up as it has 
been for the past year with X leading the march for gay rights 
and Warwick leading the march for ?????, the insane?

You losers have a gay old time, but please be nice girls and 
leave my board name out of it. Thanx.


From: om/cf
To: whoever it may concern
Date: Fri Oct 10 21:50:36 2003

Message:
By the way....if any a' you guys wanna come over and fuck my 
daughter, you're more than welcome! I just about fucked her out, 
but there's still enough left to get a nut on...

From: .44
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Oct 11 01:04:55 2003

Message:
Do that thing again where you quote others and then draw a dotted 
line under it. It gives you the illusion of being intelligent.
"--------------------------------------------------------"     

From: Richard Warwick
To: .44
Date: Sat Oct 11 04:02:40 2003

Message:
Do that thing again where you quote others and then draw a 
dotted 
line under it. It gives you the illusion of being intelligent.
"--------------------------------------------------------"   
Okay. I like the exclamation marks too. They're good.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *Djkastra Algorithm or how to find the shortest distance between two points or let's go faster than Light! or the ideal underground urban cycle path layout*
Date: Sat Oct 11 09:01:38 2003

Message:
Hi guys! :)
Hi [Ahem!] girls ..
The point here is that I introduced this ridiculous notion that 
the ideal underground cycle path for London would be a series of 
increasingly large concentric rings for cycle paths where the 
centre lay on Tottenham Court Road [the centre of London] 
coupled with radial spokes for cycle paths [like a bicycle 
wheel :)] to complete the layout.
I agree though that it looks pretty and the statue of Helen and 
the fountain and the garden right at the centre of the cycle 
system is awfully sweet and appreciated ... :)
All this of course is untrue ... :)
*DISCLAIMER: WHAT TRULY IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO 
PHYSICAL POINTS IN THE 7TH DIMENSION OR LET'S GO FASTER THAN 
LIGHT!!*
Ouch! That IS quick! :)
I mean faster than light travel ...
That's fast!
The question is though, in the 7th dimension would one use 
Djkastra?
Bye. Bye. 

From: Everyone here
To: .44
Subject: Laughing at you
Date: Sat Oct 11 10:42:11 2003

Message:
Do that thing again where you bitch and moan about what others 
are doing, since that's all that you've ever done on this board: 
we would all like to laugh at you some more! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MATHEMATICIANS**
Subject: *The ideal underground urban cycle path layout.*
Date: Sat Oct 11 13:48:56 2003

Message:
Well? :)
Try and figure it out independently.
I don't think Djkastra is appropriate for the 7th Dimension.
I shall be looking at this shortly but the idea essentially is 
that if you keep making those 90 degree turns then eventually 
the paths shorten and may even shorten to zero length.
If such a thing is possible physically, then in Physics we shall 
name this *A Space-Time Contraction.*

From: zig zag
To: everyone
Date: Sat Oct 11 15:51:31 2003

Message:
Yer lets all fuck Marie up the shitter while she wears those 
black stockings while her daughter sucks my shit hole saying 
"More Daddy more" then I cum my shit in Maries mouth and she 
shows me it before she swallows the lot or even better, she swops 
it with her bum fucked daughter 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Oct 11 13:54:07 2003

Message:
For occurrences of "Djkstra" replace with "Dijkstra"

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *GATECRASHERS*
Date: Sat Oct 11 19:29:07 2003

Message:
Take a hike.
Thanks.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *SYMPTOMS OF "WALTER MITTY SYNDROME" OR DID DR. KELLY TRULY SUFFER FROM THIS DISORDER?*
Date: Sat Oct 11 19:30:01 2003

Message:
I don't really believe that you could diagnose a psychological 
disorder like "Walter Mitty Syndrome." However it is a concept 
that may be applicable to certain people and would involve 
a "hero" trait turned inwards in the sense of living out certain 
fantasies. The main observation (as opposed to "symptom" in the 
medical sense) in my opinion, would be a domineering wife and 
therefore we conclude that this illness affects mainly older men 
with a partner. Apart from this I have considered the following:

(1) A life of "normality" in the sense that nothing "heroic" in 
the real world is actually exerted by that individual. What do I 
mean by "heroic"? Something for example like a military career 
where you save the lives of your comrades or as another example 
you save the lives of people because you are a great surgeon in 
the field of medicine. This therefore suggests intelligence yet 
in a relatively unexerted manner from a "heroic" point of view 
and points out the obvious cure - given that a cure is difficult 
i.e. DO something on that par. :)

(2) Abnormal feigning of physical or mental hurt for purposes of 
sympathy and/or purposes of observation of reaction in opposite 
party.

(3) A scientifically based career or a strong interest in 
Science and/or the consideration of things objectively: here the 
fantasy life is the perfect psychological complement given that 
an illness could ever be describable as "complementary." This 
also covers those Scientists or similiar who have for example 
strong Christian beliefs. These last may run entirely contrary 
to the methods of Science in the sense of their irrationality.

There are other symptoms but these suffice. In conclusion, Dr. 
Kelly did NOT suffer from any such disorder for he lived out 
that "hero" trait in the sense that he was perfectly happy to go 
to dangerous parts of the world to practice his science and the 
fact that his wife sought not to dominate him principally, I 
offer up as proof. People who have made statements to the 
contrary should consider their futures carefully in my opinion. 
They have made enemies.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *PRIME MINISTER AND OTHERS*
Date: Sat Oct 11 20:05:19 2003

Message:
*TIME TO DIE.* :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *HERE'S THE WEDDING LIST OR DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU*
Date: Sat Oct 11 20:34:22 2003

Message:
In my entire life, how many weddings have I formally been 
invited to?
The answer actually is one. "TouchFinder" by the way was a 
previous place of employment and we sailed down the Thames.
I tagged along to one other wedding as a child ..
I have proposed to the actress Jodie Foster and she has agreed.
I am therefore wedding her.
I agree that she may appear overprivileged yet I acquiesce that 
this is what God intended for her.
We intend to perform the wedding ceremony in relative secret at 
a later date in the centre of London at a registry office.
Here is the guest list as it presently and more or less stands:

Gillian M.
WhomSoEver Josephine wants of family
Josie brother
Richie sister J. + 1 third million pounds!!! :)
TouchFinder duo
White House Act
Sarah Maitreya (can't smoke in ceremony - nip out back.)
Brenda's husband (mystery guest)
Carrie Fisher (we all agree this is funny! :)))

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: * A BLOODY LETTER TO THE QUEEN*
Date: Sat Oct 11 22:00:48 2003

Message:
A weener..... YAAAA !    That is good, I mean it's a bloody 
Tasty piece of meat..... YAAAA !  I will have no part of FISH !  
YAAAA !  No bloody FISH, and I MEAN THAT ! YAAAA !  I feel no 
blood rushing when I FANTASISE ABOUT FISH ! YAAAA !  From FISH 
to a meat MONSTER I have traveled.... YAAAA !  and what a 
wonderfull journey it has been.  

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn /|\
Date: Sat Oct 11 22:09:12 2003

Message:
I miss you Merlyn    :(



          /|\    :(

From: fake .44
To: fake Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Oct 11 22:31:03 2003

Message:
I'm not here -and neither are you!  :)          

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FAKE RICHARD WARWICK*
Date: Sat Oct 11 23:27:43 2003

Message:
A weener..... YAAAA !    That is good, I mean it's a bloody 
Tasty piece of meat..... YAAAA !  I will have no part of FISH !  
YAAAA !  No bloody FISH, and I MEAN THAT ! YAAAA !  I feel no 
blood rushing when I FANTASISE ABOUT FISH ! YAAAA !  From FISH 
to a meat MONSTER I have traveled.... YAAAA !  and what a 
wonderfull journey it has been.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Charmed. Why don't you just fuck off?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Oct 11 23:48:36 2003

Message:
I have seen the EasyJet crucifixion effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: **He'd look good upside down regarding the blood spurting from the arteries of his wife.*
Subject: *P.M. meet the EasyJet Crucifixion Specialists Or Fuck You 2 But THX 4 Nothing or You want our Passport Numbers or Something??.*
Date: Sat Oct 11 23:50:20 2003

Message:
... Okay guys! Panic not! So. You listen now! Why did the Prime 
Minister X the road? Lemme repeat! Why did the Prime Minister X 
the road? I dunno! Why did the Prime Minister X the road? In 
Truth? I tell ya's ok? ..
... To get to the other side. That's why. Goodbye!

From: Easy Jet Crucifixion Experts
To:
Subject: "I Have seen the Upside Down P.M. Crucifixion Effect!!*
Date: Sun Oct 12 01:37:02 2003

Message:
And Cherie 2 plz. Thx! :)

From: Satan
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 01:39:52 2003

Message:
Is it true?
Yes. :)
I am Satan.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE RICH FUCKING BITCHES*
Subject: *FUCK YOU! OR LET'S GO FASTER THAN LIGHT*
Date: Sun Oct 12 03:14:22 2003

Message:
All you had to do was send that cheque you fucking West End 
whore bitches!!
Count yourselves out.
I simply do not want to know.
Not today.
Certainly not yesterday.
And definitely not tomorrow.
I will never change my mind.
Why?
The state of my finances.
There will NEVER be any kind of remonstration.
Blame yourselves!
Get out of it!
Faster than Light travel is on its way and though I used to 
think I cared about you I realise now how wrong I was ...
Dig yourselves a nice grave & fuck off!!
Permanently.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *BECAUSE IT IS TRUE.*
Date: Sun Oct 12 03:21:05 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am a piece of shit* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 03:22:51 2003

Message:
Is the Prime Minister dead yet? :)

From: fake .44
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 04:47:21 2003

Message:
I have seen the *There is hope for me yet* effect!!      

From: Richard Warwick
To: *I've put an end to this permanenttly. Proposals don't mean jackshit. Documentation means everything. Where is the fucking money? Fuck you too!!*
Subject: *JODIE FOSTER DESPITE THIS OWES ME TO THE TUNE OF TWO MILLION POUNDS STERLING ... BUT WHERE IS IT??????????????????????*
Date: Sun Oct 12 05:18:12 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *HERE'S THE WEDDING LIST OR DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN 
YOU* 
Date: Sat Oct 11 20:34:22 2003 
Message:
In my entire life, how many weddings have I formally been 
invited to?
The answer actually is one. "TouchFinder" by the way was a 
previous place of employment and we sailed down the Thames.
I tagged along to one other wedding as a child ..
I have proposed to the actress Jodie Foster and she has agreed.
I am therefore wedding her.
I agree that she may appear overprivileged yet I acquiesce that 
this is what God intended for her.
We intend to perform the wedding ceremony in relative secret at 
a later date in the centre of London at a registry office.
Here is the guest list as it presently and more or less stands:

Gillian M.
WhomSoEver Josephine wants of family
Josie brother
Richie sister J. + 1 third million pounds!!! :)
TouchFinder duo
White House Act
Sarah Maitreya (can't smoke in ceremony - nip out back.)
Brenda's husband (mystery guest)
Carrie Fisher (we all agree this is funny! :)))
Anconda + Husband

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DO YOU WANT ME TO SUE YOU JODIE FOSTER OR ALICIA OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS?????*
Date: Sun Oct 12 05:21:43 2003

Message:
Well I think that non-payment like that has its consequences.
Don't you?
Smile baby! :)
You know, agreements which are verbal can be legally binding in 
certain cases if they are properly witnessed ...
*I think that involves two million pounds Sterling.)
But did you know that marriage propisals fall not amongst them?
(And never will .... )

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT*
Date: Sun Oct 12 05:26:05 2003

Message:
I think you are all absolute fucking assholes!
In fact .. YOU ARE!!! LOL!!
Reason?
You don't pay me anything.
I'm just doing my own thing now and fuck you too!
Now why don't you just pay that fucking money you owe me eat 
shit and fuck off with it over the edge of a fucking cliff for 
all I care?
You see you have shot yourself to bits and it is this little 
issue called "memories" ....
FUCK YOU TOO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 05:29:49 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Isn't it strange but I am not even on the guest 
list for my own wedding?* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *Let's go to the Stars!*
Date: Sun Oct 12 05:32:14 2003

Message:
Sorry.
Meant Heaven. :)
Still, you can always admire my space ship for years & years to 
come ..
Provided we ever build it naturally!
So here's how we have the Names presently:

(1) The Son - Richard Julian Warwick
(2) The Holy Spirit - Helen of Troy
(3) The Father - Mistral

And guess what? :)))
Jodie Foster is going to give me a blowjob!! 
Whatever that is ... LMAO!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 07:09:35 2003

Message:
These recent postings are admittedly bizarre but probably serve 
some presently unknown spiritual purpose. Therefore, please 
ignore them for their content.
Thank you!
Have a nice day. :)

From: Zig Zag
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 10:10:58 2003

Message:
What about Maries shit box then, just sticking my cock into her 
now Ohhhhhhhhhhh

From:
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 10:15:09 2003

Message:
**((((These recent postings are admittedly bizarre))))**

SO, WHAT FUCKING ELSE IS NEW??

HEY, ZIG ZAG, YOU GOT A DECLAWED CAT YOU NAMED MARIE?? FUCK AWAY 
YOU SICK PUNK BASTARD!! LOL!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I HAVE SEEN THE QUEEN NAKED*
Date: Sun Oct 12 10:20:41 2003

Message:
I to have grown beyond bizzare, I have entered a terrestrial 
plane know as the Local Fag Bar, Just me and my sticky laptop, 
why won't you show your face bitch?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I HAVE SEEN THE QUEEN NAKED*
Date: Sun Oct 12 10:20:41 2003

Message:
I to have grown beyond bizzare, I have entered a terrestrial 
plane known as the Local Fag Bar, Just me and my sticky laptop, 
why won't you show your face bitch?

From:
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 17:16:08 2003

Message:
fuck off twat 

From: Richard Warwick
To: **ALL POTENTIAL PRIME MINISTER & CHERIE BLAIR MURDERERS**
Subject: **He'd look good upside down regarding the blood spurting from the arteries of his wife.**
Date: Sun Oct 12 14:53:08 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *P.M. meet the EasyJet Crucifixion Specialists Or Fuck 
You 2 But THX 4 Nothing or You want our Passport Numbers or 
Something??.* 
Date: Sat Oct 11 23:50:20 2003 
Message:
... Okay guys! Panic not! So. You listen now! Why did the Prime 
Minister X the road? Lemme repeat! Why did the Prime Minister X 
the road? I dunno! Why did the Prime Minister X the road? In 
Truth? I tell ya's ok? ..
... To get to the other side. That's why. Goodbye!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
This IS me. [I mean Helen ;)] I am NOT nor have EVER been 
falsifying myself as Tony Blair.
But to get to the point: I have received strict instructions 
from Tony Blair that you DON'T cruicify him upside down because 
it sounds worse than the traditional way up and because he feels 
that it may interfere with his acid trip (and his wife's too.)
We all feel that you would be much better off crucifying all the 
cabinet and quoting *you can have the lot!* LOL!
Seriously though, I want people to stop having murderous 
intentions against each other for it is not helping the world in 
any constructive shape or form.
Thank you! :)
Bye for now!

From: Zig Zag
To:
Subject: fuckin pussies
Date: Sun Oct 12 18:03:13 2003

Message:
Yer Marie just can't get enough.  She just hopped up on me lap 
again. Ohhh good god...gotta sign off again.

From: psycho
To: zig zag fag
Subject: *WARWICK IS STUCK IN THE CLOSET*
Date: Sun Oct 12 19:39:12 2003

Message:
anger towards women is a strong sign that you are a fag :) 
correction >>> a closet fag, like Richard Warwick.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I AM THE TRUE QUEEN OF ENGLAND*
Date: Sun Oct 12 19:44:43 2003

Message:
To the Queen I bequeath my butthole lips, and to my husband I 
leave my penis, oh ya, Jerry Mathers  will receive my collection 
of dildo's.

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: In recognition of yet another terrible aniversery caused by Islam
Date: Sun Oct 12 19:48:36 2003

Message:
Guilt lies only with the >>Bali killers<<

Comment by Jake Ryan*
10oct03

EVERYONE looks the same when they're on fire. This is something 
I learned searching for my brother Mitchell in the first minutes 
after the Sari Club exploded a year ago on Sunday.

I couldn't find him. I couldn't tell if Mitch was one of the 
dozens of burning people dying outside the club. 
A friend and I ran back inside and found a girl sitting in a 
circle of flame. She was holding someone whose skin was totally 
blackened. We yelled at her to reach out, so we could lift her 
from the fire, but she screamed back that she couldn't: "I have 
no legs." I looked down. Both her legs were gone. She died 
looking me in the eyes. 

Further inside, I saw a hand reaching out and I grabbed it. The 
skin peeled off like a glove. I grabbed it again and pulled the 
person out . . . dead, and so badly burned it was impossible to 
tell if it was a man or a woman. 

To the terrorists who killed these two and 200 others last 
October 12, it doesn't matter what any of us looked like, before 
or after. Or who we were. They didn't care. They killed 
Indonesians, Australians, English, Germans, Koreans, Danish, 
French, Americans, New Zealanders, Japanese, Italians, Dutch   
people from 20 countries. They worked hard to make sure they 
killed as many random people as possible. The van that blew up 
at the Sari Club had its back seats taken out so they could 
screw four filing cabinets full of explosives to the floor. The 
attack was planned for months. 

And I keep hearing that it was our fault. That we caused it. 

People who think this crime was caused by anyone other than the 
terrorists are kidding themselves. People who blame the West and 
blame Australia and blame John Howard should blame the cowards 
who actually detonated the bombs, and the bastards who financed 
them. It isn't difficult to work out. 

I have a lot of respect for Brian Deegan, the Adelaide 
magistrate whose son Joshua died at the Sari Club, but some of 
the statements he's made about our Prime Minister and the Bali 
bombing are ludicrous. On this page and elsewhere, Deegan 
questioned how much the Government knew about the attack before 
it happened   but obviously none of the Australian Federal 
Police who were drinking in the Sari Club when it was attacked 
knew anything about it, or they wouldn't have been there. Deegan 
also wanted to arrange a boycott of the memorial service in 
protest against the Government not paying lump sums to the 
victims. He thinks the Government is always wrong. 

I'm not a very political person. I voted for Howard in the last 
election, but was tempted to vote against him just because I 
knew it would annoy my old man. I guess a lot of the arguments 
about Howard and Bali are based on politics. From my 
perspective, Howard has done an exceptional job. He'll be here 
in Bali for the memorial service on Sunday, despite fears of 
another attack (which nobody here mentions, but everybody thinks 
about). This tells me what kind of bloke he is. 

It also tells me a lot that so many people are so negative about 
our response to terrorism in general and to Bali in particular. 
If terrorists aren't stopped, they'll keep going, from New York 
to Bali to wherever next. Criticism of the Australian army's 
reaction to the attack probably hurts me most of all, because I 
saw up close how difficult their work was and how well they 
performed it. Their rapid evacuation of the dying and injured 
was heroic. No other word for it.

If you want to learn about Australia, study Bali and its 
aftermath. The acts of bravery and kindness. The generosity. The 
strength. Ignore the few who run the place down. They're lame. 
Someone in Australia sent me a text message this week saying 
that they didn't get me last time (at the Sari Club) but they'll 
get me next time. So I wrote back: "Let's meet. How brave are 
you?" Being a coward, he didn't take up the offer. 

I couldn't find Mitch after the attack. A stranger tore off his 
shirt and wrapped it around me because I was bleeding and naked  
I had a deep stomach wound and half my foot was hanging off. A 
Balinese man died beside me as I rode with him to the hospital. 
During surgery, a piece of bone about the size of a 50 cent 
piece was extracted from my leg. I begged to keep it. It could 
have been from a friend. It could have been from Bill Hardy, one 
of my Southport Sharks teammates, who I later learned had died. 

The next day, in shock, we watched television from our hospital 
beds. Names of dead Australians were scrolling down the screen, 
and every time the list cycled through there were more names 
added. Then the name Mitch Ryan appeared. 

For the next two hours, until friends found him in a hotel room, 
I thought my brother had been killed by terrorists. And they 
would have been happy to have killed him, just as they killed 
another 202 people they had no quarrel with, and who they 
couldn't care less about.

* Jake Ryan is a 22-year-old Queensland student. He was in the 
Sari Club with fellow members of the Southport Sharks football 
team last October 12. 



From: om/cf
To:
Subject: In recognition of yet another terrible aniversery caused by Islam ........
Date: Sun Oct 12 20:03:40 2003

Message:
Oh ya, I also suck cock at night, ask Richard Warwick, although 
he smells when i put my face in his crack.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON*
Date: Sun Oct 12 18:29:24 2003

Message:
Have a few people round tonight who recently took it upon 
themselves to light up the night skies of Iraq .. ;)

Here's a few links about "The Hanging Gardens of Babylon" if you 
are interested:

http://www.unmuseum.org/hangg.htm

This next link has many graphics and will take a while to 
download if you are using a standard modem:

http://joseph_berrigan.tripod.com/ancientbabylon/id14.html

http://www.sd83.bc.ca/stu/9711/jlk2w2.htm

http://home.echo-on.net/~smithda/hanginggardens.html


In my opinion:

(1) The method of irrigation used was siphoning. If you want to 
know about the technical side of siphoning then you could try 
the following link:

http://www.tiwalkme.org/BellAndSiphon.htm

(2) The gardens were probably located at a natural water source 
like a river or a spring - this latter more likely in my 
opinion. The reason for this is that a spring bubbling up from 
beneath the surface could provide the impetus to prime the 
upward bound water containment piping which could well have been 
made of stone and something akin to mortar.

(3) If the location of the gardens was at a spring source then 
probably the flow of water was fairly even - a geyser would not 
be appropriate - and so this would have to be a cold or only 
slightly warmed water source.

(4) I expect there was a mechanism like a tapscrew, as used for 
example in piping for the oil industry. This would have been 
used to adjust the flow of the water such as the amount flowing 
up through the water containment piping was essentially equal to 
the amount flowing down. Since in addition to providing water 
displays, the water flowing down through those troughs and 
waterfalls and into pools was also irrigating the gardens, more 
water was required relatively speaking to be siphoned upwards. 

We have therefore decided to get N.A.S.A. or something similiar 
like The European Space Agency (who are presently checking for 
the presence of water beneath the surface of Mars) to also look 
at some of the likelier geographical locations in Iraq in the 
eventuality that the source (if there is one) may be entirely 
underground these days. The reason for this is that there is 
still controversy about the actual geographical location of the 
gardens, though it is agreed that they were in territory that 
forms part of modern day Iraq.

In conclusion, I reject that Hero invented siphoning circa 150 
B.C. because the gardens - one of the Seven Wonders of the 
Ancient World - are considerably older and I think that 
siphoning was the method used.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 20:12:47 2003

Message:
I also intend to stop posting on this site in the near future 
for it has become inappropriate for what we are trying to 
achieve around here.

From: X
To: ALLAHA YOU
Subject: A TIP
Date: Sun Oct 12 22:48:34 2003

Message:
WHEN I GET A HARD ON I COAT THE RARITY WITH AQUANET HAIRSPRAY TO 
PRESERVE IT. :-}

From: Bin Laden
To: my wives
Date: Sun Oct 12 22:47:11 2003

Message:
Dear holeinella and pussyalla,
  I have been caught in USA while trying wipe my ass in the sink 
at the best western. Sorry I can never lay eyes on your shit on 
your head I mean sheet .
I guess I have to go know they want to shove big things up my 
ass till I tell em everything.
The plastic surgery didn't work they said i still sound like a 
fag. oh no here the come AAAAAAAAAAAA noooo 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo    (cia) BOOT     AHAAAAAAAAAAAA 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Oct 12 23:36:28 2003

Message:
I may be stupid, but at least I'm uglie.       

From: Walnuts in elbow skin
To: Marie
Subject: root it out
Date: Mon Oct 13 06:03:03 2003

Message:
Marie, I want to open up your asshole with my wunder wand and 
then give you a pete north facial glzing. How 'bout it?

From: Very neatly folded
To: the bored
Subject: a right royal seeing-to
Date: Mon Oct 13 06:22:27 2003

Message:
Does anyone think the queen's had it up the arse? Do you think 
she's sucked any of her corgi's off. I wonder if she likes 
phillip to 'skat' in her mouth. I'm sure she's been rimmed by 
charles. Can anyone help?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *THE MONEY MORONS*
Subject: *YOU MISER FUCKS OR SHRIVEL UP & DIE QUICK!!* LMAO!!
Date: Mon Oct 13 09:16:44 2003

Message:
Hi, you miser fucks! :)
I've invented Hell for your efforts ..
Now get in it!!
It's really funny but I'm a millionaire and shit like you is 
gonna rot forever & forever like the scum you are ...
Good! :) 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *THE CRUXIFIXION SPECIALISTS*
Subject: **WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!** LOL!
Date: Mon Oct 13 09:19:49 2003

Message:
The current security are okay thank you.
If I require your services again I will let you know.
Thank you! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *THE MONEY MORONS*
Subject: *YOU MISER FUCKS OR SHRIVEL UP & DIE QUICK!!* LMAO!!
Date: Mon Oct 13 09:22:18 2003

Message:
Hi, you miser fucks! :)
I've invented Hell for your efforts ..
Now get in it!!
It's really funny but I'm a millionaire and shit like you is 
gonna rot forever & forever like the scum you are ...
Good! :) 
 
Just thought I'd post it again! :))

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: feelin' grooovee
Date: Mon Oct 13 09:54:09 2003

Message:
My monkey and me sat in a tree,
watching the world go by
We saw a young wench
scratching her tits on a bench

I jumped to the land
with cock in my hand
and so did my monkey too

We ran across the grass
and I stuck it in her ass
before she could say 'liberace'

My monkey was rude
and had recently pooed
and he cupped a great turd in his palm

With his cock in her ear
with a terrible sneer
he rubbed shit all down her arm

Well I rogered her bum
until I was ready to cum
and quickly withdrew my pole

I aimed at her mouth
and said 'goin' south!'
and splooged a great wad from sac

She choked and then smiled
and said 'tastes kinda mild'
and said she would welcome me back

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **AVAILABLE DOMAIN NAME FIVE MINUTES AGO ABOUT**
Date: Mon Oct 13 10:46:10 2003

Message:
http://www.macrohard.com/

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Are you paying attention Bill? :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Oct 13 10:48:22 2003

Message:
I have seen the *This is either for a hardcore porn site 
(probably I think) or else it is for space ship hardware.* 
effect!! 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Oct 13 10:50:10 2003

Message:
I have seen the *It posted all by itself* effect too!! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *REVISED MARRIAGE GUEST LIST"
Date: Mon Oct 13 16:52:21 2003

Message:
Gillian M.
WhomSoEver Alice in Wonderland wants of family 
Josie brother
Richie sister J. + 1 third million pounds!!! :)
TouchFinder duo
White House Act
Sarah Maitreya (can't smoke in ceremony - nip out back.)
Brenda's husband (mystery guest, dirty straw-coloured hair if 
you require identification)
Carrie Fisher (we all agree this is funny! :)))
Anconda + Husband
Cherie + Blair <---- Lookie! :) They came back to life .. as one 
Etonian would say to another ...
AC
11
Don "Juan" Rumsfeld

From: messitrimo
To: R.W.
Subject: avenging myself
Date: Mon Oct 13 18:12:23 2003

Message:
i wonder because usually i have to excuse myself while as i was 
starting to figure it out it struck me as a lopsided free for 
all while i had just awoke from dreaming about it.

From: messitrimo
To: Julias Ceaser
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:11:41 2003

Message:
I cursed your name for causing fire and death on the banks of 
Alexandria- the scrolls that have been lost burn in your name as 
will the the lost library.

From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Stand up and be counted
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:18:55 2003

Message:
I have gained full control over controlling the board.

From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Stand up and be counted
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:26:33 2003

Message:
I have gained full control over controlling the board.

From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Stand up and be counted
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:28:46 2003

Message:
I have gained full control over controlling the board.


From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Stand up and be counted
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:30:35 2003

Message:
I have gained full control over controlling the board.



From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Stand up and be counted
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:31:57 2003

Message:
I have gained 


full control over 


controlling the board.




From: messitrimo
To: Board
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:33:47 2003

Message:
I have crowned myself     ---KING---

  

From: ShitBall
To: messitrimo
Subject: Control
Date: Mon Oct 13 20:52:45 2003

Message:
FUCK YOU.....

You can't even "CUNT ROLL" your Mum's dead twat!!!!!!!!

From: FlyingFuckittyFuck
To: ShitBall
Date: Mon Oct 13 21:23:32 2003

Message:
It's even worse, he can't control his bladder in public and 
thinks people are staring at 'em cuzz he's Jesus.

How fucked up is that????

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Oct 14 02:26:08 2003

Message:
I'm gay. I therefore do not wish to read messages on the board 
which refer to fellatio, nor do I wish to read messages which 
disparage being gay. This board has gone down hill for far too 
long. We ought to keep things on an intellectual level.     

From: om/cf
To: Wartprick
Date: Tue Oct 14 07:39:10 2003

Message:
do you like fellafel? seeing as you obviously like it Greek?

From:
To:
Subject: Niggerboy gets hung
Date: Tue Oct 14 09:48:11 2003

Message:
case against 42-year-old John Allen Muhammad (search) is 
expected to last up to six weeks. It was moved 200 miles 
southeast of the nation's capital to Virginia Beach after 
defense lawyers argued that every northern Virginia resident 
could be considered a victim because the shootings made them 
afraid for their lives. 

Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo (search), 18, are charged with 13 
shootings, including 10 deaths, over a three-week period that 
left many Washington area residents ducking for cover as they 
filled gas tanks and ran errands. 

Some legal experts said it will be a challenge to select 
impartial jurors from a community where people may still have 
felt vulnerable as the attacks mounted. Intense media coverage 
of the case will also make it difficult to find unbiased jurors. 

About 120 potential jurors will be brought to the courtroom in 
groups of 40 to fill out a lengthy questionnaire. 

Circuit Judge LeRoy F. Millette Jr. (search) ordered that jurors 
be questioned individually about such sensitive issues as their 
views on the death penalty, their knowledge of the case and 
whether they or their family felt terrorized the spree. 
Individual questioning is intended to ensure that potential 
jurors are not influenced by each other's answers. 

Muhammad's defense lawyers, Peter Greenspun and Jonathan 
Shapiro, have also expressed serious concerns that law-
enforcement leaks already have hurt their client's chances of 
getting a fair trial. 

Police violated a court order prohibiting them from discussing 
evidence with reporters "because they feel like nobody is going 
to complain that Mr. Muhammad's rights were violated," Greenspun 
said. 

Shapiro also says the defense has suffered under Virginia rules 
that severely limit what prosecutors are required to disclose 
before trial. 

"We're as prepared as the law in Virginia has allowed us. There 
is a wall, behind which there is a ton of information we just 
don't know," Shapiro said. 

Paul Ebert, a prosecutor from Prince William County where the 
case originated, dismissed the idea that leaks have rendered the 
defense unprepared. In fact, he said, a recently published book 
with inside information from law enforcement actually revealed 
more information than defense attorneys would otherwise have 
been entitled to receive. 

 
 
Muhammad faces two counts of capital murder for the shooting of 
Dean Harold Meyers, 53, of Gaithersburg, Md., while he pumped 
gas at a Sunoco station near Manassas on Oct 9, 2002. 

One charge is under an anti-terrorism law passed by the state 
legislature after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. It has never been 
prosecuted. The state will have to show not only that Muhammad 
participated in a murder, but that the intent was to influence 
the government or to intimidate the civilian population. 

The other capital charge alleges multiple murders over three 
years. Prosecutors will have to prove Muhammad's involvement in 
the Meyers killing and at least one other fatal shooting to 
obtain a conviction under that count. 

Defense lawyers argue Muhammad can get the death penalty on this 
count only if he was the triggerman, while prosecutors say 
recent case law shows they need only prove Muhammad was 
the "instigator and moving spirit" of the murders. 

Malvo goes on trial Nov. 10 in neighboring Chesapeake for a 
fatal shooting last October outside a Home Depot in Fairfax 
County. His lawyers intend to pursue an insanity defense, saying 
Muhammad had so indoctrinated his young companion that Malvo 
could no longer tell right from wrong. 


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *PEOPLE OF AMERICA & GREAT BRITAIN*
Subject: *SORRY ABOUT THIS BUT THE C.S. HAVE CRUCIFIED PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND THE PRIME MINISTER MR. TONY BLAIR UPSIDE DOWN*
Date: Tue Oct 14 14:44:09 2003

Message:
Well they have actually. :)
Sorry.
DISCLAIMER: I personally never gave the order ..
Mind you, in my opinion this is *THE NEWS TOPIC OF THE DAY.* 
But in the meantime I've got dinner and a couple of other things 
to do .. so bye for now!

From: g
To: g
Subject: ffffffffffffggggggg
Date: Sun Aug 17 22:43:50 2003

Message:
ddddddddgggggggh

From: messitrimo
To: shitball
Date: Tue Oct 14 17:28:13 2003

Message:
Yes

 I fucked your mother and now the bitch is dead

From: messitrimo
To: Helen Of Troy
Date: Tue Oct 14 17:36:04 2003

Message:
Please choke on your dinner, like you choke on cock, You are not 
respected here or anywhere.

From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: A Vision For You
Date: Tue Oct 14 17:40:34 2003

Message:
I think I will turn the board in a new and deadly direction.....

 ALL ABOARD

From:
To:
Subject: RIP -- X
Date: Tue Oct 14 17:44:31 2003

Message:
We lost a wonderful and respected friend today

  X was only 45 years old - RIP  old friend

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *THEY REALLY TRULY HAVE BEEN CRUCIFIED YOU KNOW*
Date: Tue Oct 14 16:18:43 2003

Message:
In the light of recent events, I believe that one reason people 
decided to take the law into own their hands is because they 
were not ever going to accept the decision of two Western 
leaders to go to war against Iraq. I think we should be 
objective about this too and that opinions don't count for 
anything. But can you see how there is no contradiction in 
essence between unjustifiably starting this particular war and a 
couple of physical crucifixions? This is because both involve 
what is typically known as "the kangaroo court." This is because 
the law was flouted - in one case international law and in the 
other the law governing the land. I suppose the moral runs 
something like this: if you wish to start a the Iraqi war and 
that aside, to physically present yourself before Christ - 
uninvited, unappreciated and utterly unhelpful then you'll wind 
up dead. You'll probably deserve it too.

From:
To: Helen
Date: Tue Oct 14 19:45:59 2003

Message:
you are a moron, opinions based on propeganda, you really do sum 
up the large % of un-educated

From: messitrimo
To: Board
Subject: Gifts from the Gods
Date: Tue Oct 14 19:50:21 2003

Message:
It is time for a cup of Italian red wine and a  puff of the 
majic hookah, and the lovely Lady francesca. 

From: shitball
To: messitrimo
Date: Tue Oct 14 21:40:39 2003

Message:
From: messitrimo 
To: shitball 
Date: Tue Oct 14 17:28:13 2003 
Message:
Yes

 I fucked your mother and now the bitch is dead

She died early yesterday morning.............from AIDS.
And now you have it! Have a nice day...........OK?

From: messitrimo's little brother
To: shitball
Date: Wed Oct 15 01:02:58 2003

Message:
Mom has AIDS?! But she's still breastfeeding me!        

From:
To:
Subject: Idiot Cub fan
Date: Wed Oct 15 10:56:25 2003

Message:
Give him a call and let him know what an idiot he is.  I did.

James E Cuthbert
1660 Ainsley Ln
Lombard, IL 60148-6132
(630)627-3543

Jim Cuthbert, 33, of Lombard, said he was sitting about 15 to 20 
rows behind the fan and was kicked out after approaching to 
berate him. 

"My wife was hanging on to my arm. I was going nuts. That idiot. 
We were five outs away," Cuthbert said.

From:
To:
Subject: Idiot Cub fan
Date: Wed Oct 15 14:58:32 2003

Message:
Nobody believes that you called him. Shit, you even post HERE 
anonymously! You most likely went into the bathroom, and had 
yourself a good cry.

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Idiot Fans AND NEWSPAPERS
Date: Wed Oct 15 16:08:52 2003

Message:
If you think the guy in the stands going after the interfering 
geek with the big headphones was bad, check out what the Sun 
Times did to the anti-Christ himself:


Man in stands described as diehard fan 

Chicago Sun-Times, October 15, 2003 

BY ANNIE SWEENEY, FRANK MAIN AND CHRIS FUSCO 

The man some fans blame for Tuesday night's Cubs loss because he 
reached out and touched a foul ball that Moises Alou was trying 
to catch is a diehard Cubs fan who coaches youth baseball in the 
north suburbs. 

Steve Bartman, 26, works at Hewitt Associates, an international 
consulting firm in Lincolnshire. 

"He is an associate at Hewitt, and he is not coming to work 
today because of the incident," Suzanne Zagata-Meraz, a 
spokeswoman for Hewitt, said this morning. "That was a decision 
that Steve and [Human Resources] made together. We have been in 
contact with Steve." 

A man who answered the door at the Northbrook home where friends 
and a neighbor said Bartman grew up defended him, saying he only 
did what came naturally when a foul ball came his way. 

"He's a huge Cubs fan," said the man, who responded to "Mr. 
Bartman." "I'm sure I taught him well. I taught him to catch 
foul balls when they come near him." 

He declined to say any more and would not confirm what relation 
he is to Steve Bartman. 
--------------------------------------------

It's ~ A FUCKING GAME!!~ and suposedly civilised people want to 
see this guy DEAD for grabbing at a foul ball??? I'm a lifelong 
CUBS fan and I am ashamed at the reaction of people I've talked 
to today and damn well told them. They have never played the 
game competetivly. Moises Alou understands, he was the left 
fielder about to make the catch. He made a statement today 
saying this one incident should not be used to lay blame for a 
total 8th inning collapse. I understand. I played baseball from 
the age of eight till 18 and many years of softball after that.
When the score is 8 - 3 at the end, missing one foul pop-up was 
NOT the cause of that loss.

Had Moises caught the ball there would have been two outs. It 
wouldn't have mattered, Prior was over 120 pitches, dead tired 
and grooving every pitch over the plate. Blame the shortstop, he 
fucked up a ground ball a little leager would scoop up all day 
long. Blame Dusty Baker the manager (who is way overated btw 
because the media wants to see a black manager do well)LMFAO!!

TONIGHT - WRIGLY FIELD - AND THE GOATS ARE SCARED!!

CUBS WIN!!  CUBS WIN!!!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *LET'S GO JUST PAST THE STRATOSPHERE!*
Date: Wed Oct 15 18:04:19 2003

Message:
Not meant unkindly but I see that the Chinese Communist Party 
have bought themselves a Russian rocket. :)

So this makes China the third country to send a man into space. 
We hear he's landing any minute now in Outer Mongolia. (Where is 
Inner Mongolia anyways? :)

Now what do you think is the big prize on offer if private 
individual(s) produce a rocket that is manned and goes into 
space?

Actually, one million pounds.

And would anyone care to guess who will be claiming this 
fantastic sum of money? :)

I'm just a teeny little bit worried about rates of inflation ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *LET'S LET OFF A FIRECRACKER!* :)
Date: Wed Oct 15 18:13:33 2003

Message:
http://www.africaonline.com/site/Articles/1,10,4113.jsp

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Sorry! :)
My mistake. 
The correct sum is actually 10 million.
Nonetheless, don't you think this sum is somewhat derisory?
Also, you've got it completely the wrong way round - you should 
be funding and supplying research grants for many times such a 
sum.
That's my opinion.
So take your prize and shove it! :)
If you disagree then don't.

Quoting:

*On 18 May 1996 an incentive for amateur spacemen was launched 
in St Louis, called the X Prize. According to the X Prize web 
site, the prize was founded "for the specific purpose of 
stimulating the creation of a new generation of launch vehicles 
designed to carry passengers into space." 

The founders of the prize are offering a 10-million bounty to 
the first person to send a manned (3 passengers) private rocket 
100 kilometres upwards, bring it back down to earth safely, and 
re-use the rocket again no less than two weeks later, to prove 
it wasn't a fluke. They have already received 20 entries, and 
the race is hotting up.* 


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *X PRIZE*
Date: Wed Oct 15 18:27:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *You must re-use the rocket again no less than 
two weeks later, to prove it wasn't a fluke* effect!! (That is 
funny isn't it? LOL!! Yes! Two weeks later! Okay! LOL!!)

From: messitrimo
To: Board Queers
Subject: I cant decide who is the biggest fag on the board-- wait.... Its Richard of Troy*
Date: Wed Oct 15 19:35:03 2003

Message:
How funny when all u fuckin loser's cry about shit, this must be 
a board full of annoying bitches.

From: Sphere of Feces
To: om/cf
Subject: See Below
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:28:43 2003

Message:
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH
YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE     GET A LIFE BITCH

From:
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
You are 1 serious bitch

From:
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
You are 1 serious bitch

From:
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
You are 1 serious cock sucker

From:
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
You would like to suck richard ?  Yes 

From: Helen Of Troy
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
I love you and your EFFECTS!!!!!!  :)   Pay No Attention....


     My faggot cock is rock hard for the South_Park_Dude Effect*

From: Helen Of Troy
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
I love you and your EFFECTS!!!!!!  :)   Pay No Attention....


     My faggot cock is rock hard for the South_Park_Dude Effect*

From: Helen Of Troy
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003

Message:
I love you and your EFFECTS!!!!!!  :)   Pay No Attention....


     My faggot cock is rock hard for the South_Park_Dude Effect*




                   You are My BITCH

From: messitrimo
To:
Subject: my new gun
Date: Wed Oct 15 21:05:08 2003

Message:
I just finished loading my sks with my new banana clip


   cum and get some

From: Helen Of Troy
To: messitrimo
Date: Wed Oct 15 21:07:41 2003

Message:
I cant decide who is the biggest fag on the board-- wait.... Its 
Richard of Troy
                  
         -------------------------------------------------

I am not here looking for trouble, i thought we were all 
friends ?  :)

From: Shitball
To: Helen Of Troy, messitrimo, SOUTH_PARK_DUDE & PORK FAGGOT
Subject: Piss Off
Date: Wed Oct 15 21:10:35 2003

Message:
You assholes weren't part of this shit when it began.

ALL of you need to get a life, and that life is knowing you have 
been FUCKED by those who know better.

FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR ASSHOLE POSTS !!!

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From: nemesis
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Oct 16 01:10:02 2003

Message:
The Cubs played a hell of a goddamned pennant race. The Marlins 
(Merlyns? :)  ) will of course represent the NL. But hey -at 
least your team was in the mix at the end. MY team (the Pirates) 
were on their way home before the season even bagan! lol As a 
former first baseman, I agree w/you that baseball is 
ENTERTAINMENT, NOT life or death! I've helped win games, and have 
on occasion royally screwed the pooch (Amazing, the phrases that 
coaches can concoct when they're pissed). Through it all, I 
learned that the people who scream and bitch are the only losers 
in the end. As for the teams, life goes on, and there's always 
another chance in the future to win. Cubs fans should be PROUD of 
their performance. I'm impressed by their performance, om/cf, and 
nobody can deny that they're one of MLB's elite teams. 

From: om/cf
To: nemesis
Date: Thu Oct 16 06:42:40 2003

Message:
The standard line amoung Cubs fans is "Wait till next year'.
Hopefully we won't have to repeat that hokey crap again...
FOR ANOTHER 95 YEARS!!!

Tonights NY/Boston game should interesting considering what 
happened the last time Clemons and Martinez faced off.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 07:20:11 2003

Message:
Who wants to suck my horse dick? LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM!*
Date: Thu Oct 16 07:23:38 2003

Message:
If your cunt does not stink ..
If you have serious money ..
If you are V.D. free!
If you are non-ugly ..
If you would like to suck me?
If you are called Helen and you have a machine gun so that you 
can spray the enemy with bullets and kill then more quickly ..
Then you are welcome to suck my beautiful horse dick!! :)
*YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM!*

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 07:28:04 2003

Message:
uh ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 07:42:53 2003

Message:
There!
I came.
What's on TV I wonder?

From: Marie
To: ?
Date: Thu Oct 16 08:38:28 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Thu Oct 9 19:58:13 2003 
Message:
Arafat is a diseased terrorist.
-----------------------------------------

I heard that old decreped bastard was dieing of stomach cancer!
:::)))

From: Marie
To:
Subject: The Cubs
Date: Thu Oct 16 08:44:09 2003

Message:
THEY WERE ROBBED!!! I dont care what anybody says, that fan 
that reached out and grabbed that ball while it was still in 
play, took the wind out of the sails of the Cubs, and totally 
screwed up the game and it bleed over to the next game! (I'd be 
hiding my ass if I was him too) However they have NOTHING to 
hang thier heads about, they played one hell of a game, and 
there is no GOAT Curse! And next year they will be back!!! GO 
CUBS!!!!! Now I guess its time to root for another team who 
hasnt won in umteen many years either, the "Red Sox"!! I'm 
tired of all these teams who have already one, one. So I'm 
going for the underdog! Which I will probably lose, my teams 
never win! P'Shaw!!!!

From: Seth
To: Marie
Subject: ********WE ARE YOU KNOW.** :)
Date: Thu Oct 16 09:45:41 2003

Message:
**WE ARE THE ELOHIM!!!!***
**WE"RE FUCKING YOU UP THE SHITTER!!**************
**************************************************

From: om/cf
To: marie
Date: Thu Oct 16 09:40:30 2003

Message:
You can't hide your ass, you'd need a fucking aircraft hangar 
you fat ugly-faced cunt!

From: Seth
To:
Subject: I AM THE VOICE THAT SPEAKS FROM 10 AND A HALF THOUSAND B.C.*
Date: Thu Oct 16 09:47:41 2003

Message:
10, 487 years actually ... :)
Welcome if you have just joined me!
My name is Seth.
At least, I used to be called that but if you want to call 
me "Helen of Troy" that's fine too.
Anyways, I'm sure you're all relieved to know that Satan still 
lives.
Now about those finances ...

From: Seth
To:
Subject: *OR LAUNCH ONE UP YOUR ASS!!!*
Date: Thu Oct 16 10:10:31 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3197776.stm

Bollocks!!
(Fucking peasants)

Next Q. morons.

From: Seth
To:
Subject: **QUOTING*** LOL!! **OR SUE ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!**
Date: Thu Oct 16 10:12:03 2003

Message:
N Korea in 'nuclear display' threat
 
  
North Korea has said it will "physically display" its nuclear 
deterrent, according to the South Korean news agency Yonhap. 
It was not immediately clear what prompted the claim, but it 
appeared to be the latest in a series of aggressive statements 
regarding Pyongyang's nuclear programme. 

Yonhap quoted an unnamed foreign ministry spokesman as 
saying: "When the time comes a measure will be taken to 
physically disclose the nuclear deterrent." 

Earlier this month, North Korea said it was in possession of a 
nuclear deterrent, and was working to strengthen it, although 
Western intelligence agencies are unsure whether the claims are 
bluffs. 

More soon. 

 

From: Seth
To:
Subject: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3194902.stm THIS ONE IS FUNNY. BUT WHO IS BEING MISSILED????****
Date: Thu Oct 16 10:13:54 2003

Message:
Last Updated: Thursday, 16 October, 2003, 11:41 GMT 12:41 UK  

 E-mail this to a friend   Printable version  
 
Big banks accused of 'cynicism'
 
  
The UK's High Street banks have been accused of "bare-faced 
cynicism" by an influential committee of MPs. 
In often heated exchanges, members of the Treasury Select 
Committee challenged the chief executives of Barclays, HBOS, 
Royal Bank of Scotland and Lloyds TSB about how they treat 
credit card customers. 

The focus was on the interest rates charged on credit cards. 

And one member of the committee described the marketing tactics 
employed in attracting new card business as "a bait and a trap". 

Explosion 

Some High Street banks charge credit card rates that bear little 
relation to the interest rates set by the Bank of England. 

  People are being actively misled... no one is offering to 
benefit the customer rather than themselves 

Angela Eagle  
James Plaskitt asked the bankers why interest payable on UK 
credit cards had declined by only a third since 1992 when Bank 
of England interest rates had fallen by two-thirds in the same 
period.

In reply, Barclays boss Matt Barrett told the committee that he 
didn't borrow on credit cards as it was "expensive" and no way 
to fund "chronic borrowing". 

Jim Cousins accused Barclays of "bare faced cynicism" for a 
recent offer to cardholders, which allowed balance transfers 
from rival cards without incurring any interest - as long as the 
cardholder spent at least  50 a month on the card. 

Cash-back offers were condemned as a "bait and a trap" by the 
MP. 

  Admitting there is a problem and that you need help is an 
important first step 

Steve Quinn, debt adviser 


How to deal with debt problems 
Q&A: Big banks and credit cards  
Angela Eagle was scathing about the big banks' marketing 
tactics: "People are being actively misled... no one is offering 
to benefit the customer rather than themselves." 

Honesty 

The Committee questioned the bankers on plans to introduce so-
called 'honesty boxes' on credit card offers. 

The honesty box, also known as a Schumer box, puts all the costs 
included in the small print of a credit agreement into a single 
table, making loans easier to compare and understand. 

Apacs, a credit card industry body, has said that all credit 
card agreements will carry an honesty box by March 2004. 

All the big banks were committed to the introduction of the new 
boxes, Mr Barrett told the committee. His bank's card offers 
would start displaying the boxes this month, he said. 

Sandra Quinn, director of communications at Apacs, said: "We are 
delighted that the banks not only welcomed the boxes but also 
committed to a review of how they are working later down the 
line."

Indebtedness 

The banks were also criticised for giving credit card customers 
unsolicited increases to their credit limit. 

  There does not seem to be any general commitment by the credit 
industry to tell it to people straight and simple 

Norman Lamb MP  
Committee chairman John McFall questioned whether unsolicited 
credit increases encouraged people in financial difficulties to 
borrow beyond their means. 

Fred Goodwin, Royal Bank of Scotland chief executive, told MPs 
that his bank raised credit limits to benefit customers. 

"We do occasionally raise limits to stop people incurring fees," 
Mr Goodwin said.


Straight

Mr McFall also criticised card issuers for failing to make it 
clear to consumers that if they made only the minimum repayments 
each month it could take them up to 18 years to repay their 
debt. 

HBOS chief executive James Crosby said: "I don't think any of us 
would recommend to our customers that they stayed at the minimum 
repayment for any period of time." 

After the session, committee member Norman Lamb said: 

"People are groping around in the thick fog of charges, interest 
free credit periods, misleading introductory offers and sharp 
marketing practices. 

"There does not seem to be any general commitment by the credit 
industry to tell it to people straight and simple." 





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From: Seth
To:
Subject: *YES IT IS AKIN TO DRINKING TURPENTINE. DO NOT DO THIS K?* :))
Date: Thu Oct 16 10:15:44 2003

Message:
The death of cheap lager
 
By Brian Wheeler 
BBC News Online business reporter  


  
The decision to kill off Hofmeister and other low-strength 
lagers, marks the end of an era in British culture - and in 
advertising. 
As advertising icons go, George, the Hofmeister bear, lacked a 
certain glamour. 

A pork-pie hat wearing figure in a shiny velour jacket, he was 
invariably surrounded by a group of generic Cockney geezers 
marvelling at his skills with a snooker cue. 

For a brief period in the 1980s the UK's drinkers seemed happy 
to "follow the bear". 

But George's antics quickly palled and the ads now look as dated 
as an episode of Minder. 

 
Nobody wants to follow the bear any more 
So news last week that Scottish and Newcastle (S&N) is to axe 
Hofmeister along with a raft of other long-neglected lager 
brands including Kestrel and McEwans, came as little surprise. 

Few tears will be shed by members of the Campaign for Real Ale 
at the demise of these low-strength, low flavour beers. 

But for aficionados of Britain's drinking culture - and students 
of advertising - it surely marks the end of an era. 

Pint-drinking culture 

The 3.2% "standard" lager is a peculiarly British institution - 
the product of a peculiar mix of economics and cultural factors. 

Millions of Britons returned from their first package holidays 
in the 1960s and early '70s with a taste for lager. 

This continental brew was stronger than the real ale they were 
used to drinking - at 5% alcohol content - and served in smaller 
measures than the traditional British pint pot. 

 
Heineken emphasises refreshment over potency 
The breweries liked lager because it could be served from 
bottles and cans easier than traditional British ale. 

But they were worried that the British drinker could not consume 
the stronger beer in the large volumes they were used to - and 
the breweries needed to keep their profits up. 

So the first lagers created for the UK market were watered down 
versions of their continental cousins, brewed for a shorter 
period of time and, therefore, with less flavour. 

Enter Hofmeister, Harp, Carling, Skol and a dozen 
other "standard lagers". 

The apparently thankless task of selling this weak and 
flavourless fizz was handed to the marketing department. 

The result was some of the most memorable advertising ever 
created. 

Random lagers 

Heineken hit on the much copied formula of 
emphasising "refreshment", masking its lack of potency with its 
thirst quenching qualities. 

  Managing to position something as reassuringly expensive, when 
it isn't, is hard to beat in marketing terms 

Drinks analyst Kevin Baker  
While Carling's long-running "I bet he drinks..." formula 
cornered the market in matey camaraderie and surreal humour, 
catapulting the brand into first place in the UK market, a 
position it holds to this day. 

What spurred the advertising creatives on was the need to 
differentiate between virtually identical products - or "random 
lagers" as one long-forgotten ad had it. 

That and the millions being thrown at the market by the 
breweries. 

 
But their earlier ads were recognised as classics 
Pretty soon adland had a new mantra - "People don't drink lager 
they drink advertising". 

But the best was yet to come. 

Great British lager 

Marketers have always made the most of lager's "brand heritage", 
deliberately hyping up its exotic foreign roots - even though it 
is invariably brewed in the UK. 

The only known attempt to create a self-consciously British 
lager - GB - ended in failure. 

The ill-fated brew was dispensed from a large bar-mounted 
bathroom tap, to emphasise its quirky no-nonsense British charm. 

As a drink, it was essentially a smoother, slightly weaker 
version of the best-selling Stella Artois. 

But it was withdrawn earlier this year by new owners Interbrew - 
in favour of a new marketing push for old Australian favourite 
Castlemaine XXXX. 

"GB actually did quite well in the test areas, but we decided in 
the end that it was better to build up an existing brand, rather 
than start from scratch," an Interbrew spokeswoman told BBC News 
Online. 

'Reassuringly inexpensive' 

The plain fact is Britain has always liked its lager to have a 
foreign accent. 

  
And this was never more apparent than in the British love affair 
with Stella Artois - possibly the biggest marketing triumph of 
them all. 

When Stella - a Belgian beer brewed in Wales and sold on its 
French heritage - was unveiled in the 1980s, it caused something 
of a stir in marketing circles. 

Its "reassuringly expensive" tag line looked like commercial 
suicide - and was met with anger by the company's bemused sales 
reps. 

But the aspirational tone chimed perfectly with the times. 

Unlike the lumpen Hofmeister devotee, the Stella drinker liked 
the finer things in life and was not afraid to pay for them. 

Sophistication 

The irony, of course, is that Stella has become about as mass 
market as it is possible to be. 

"Managing to position something as reassuringly expensive, when 
it isn't, is hard to beat in marketing terms. 

"In fact, Stella is anything but expensive. It is on discount 
nearly everywhere you go," says Kevin Baker, of drinks analyst 
Canadean. 

The television ads for Stella ooze quality and continental 
sophistication. 

But they are created specifically for the UK market. Elsewhere 
in Europe, Stella advertising is more cheap and cheerful. 

It helps, of course, that Stella is considerably stronger than 
its predecessors. 

'Fuller flavour' 

Despite initial fears, the British drinker has risen heroically 
to the challenge of sinking export strength lager by the 
pintful. 

  
"There is definitely a move towards more premium beers within 
the UK market, coming more into line with Europe, with a pint of 
beer being 5% rather than 3.5%," says Kevin Baker. 

"Because of the volume we drink, our lager has traditionally 
been weaker. 

But you are seeing Carling - which is still the market leader - 
making a point of the fact that their beer is brewed to 4.2% for 
a fuller flavour," he adds. 

What chance does Hofmeister - at a puny 3.2% - stand in this 
brave new world? 

But the weakness of the liquid is not what ultimately killed 
Hofmeister and the other standard lagers. 

Sticky carpets 

Much has changed in lagerland over the past 20 years. 

More women are now drinking pints. Alco-pops have appeared on 
the scene. And some people have even stopped going to pubs 
altogether, preferring to stay at home - drinking wine. 

Even Carling has dropped the blokey double-act that dominated 
its TV ads for so many years, in favour of a more surreal gender-
neutral approach. 

One recent ad saw a man cleaning out a toilet bowl with his 
tongue, encouraged by his watching girlfriend. 

It's all a far cry from sticky-carpeted locals and cheeky 
Cockney geezers. 

And that, ultimately is why Hofmeister - and the other standard 
lagers - had to die. 

They belonged to a time when lager was still slightly exotic, 
something to be approached with caution - preferably in the 
reassuring company of your mates in the local pub. 

Or failing that, a bear in a pork pie hat. 





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From: Everybody
To:
Subject: Marie, the Moron
Date: Thu Oct 16 12:30:02 2003

Message:
THEY WERE ROBBED!!! I dont care what anybody says, that fan 
that reached out and grabbed that ball while it was still in 
play, took the wind out of the sails of the Cubs, and totally 
screwed up the game and it bleed over to the next game!

Once again, Marie has proved herself to be a stupid cunt!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *CROYDON COUNCIL*
Subject: **CRUCIFIXIONS ARE FUN**
Date: Thu Oct 16 13:40:18 2003

Message:
If you personally have purposefully connived with council co-
workers not to pay me then the S.C. will crucify you.
Otherwise, you are incompetent and must resign.
So here's a task for the S.C. - try and find out which by 
peaceful means first.
I agree that crucifixions are a little barbaric but we are 
staying with them for now.
Oh yes - and pay me the money you owe from months ago ...

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 13:44:22 2003

Message:
I have met the S.C.C.S effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Bernardo Zavattini**
Subject: *YES I OWE HIM 50 SWISS FRANCS SINCE 1990 OR CRUNCHTIME FOR BAD DEBTS IN A WHOLE NEW MEANING OF THE WORD "REDEMPTION"**
Date: Thu Oct 16 13:45:42 2003

Message:
I believe he has got over it.
Yet I owe it.
Who else do I owe money to?
Nobody.
Why did I not pay it?
Because it was my ticket out of it ..
Now who owes me money?
Surely that is far more relevant.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *YES WELL I OWE BARCLAYS BANK A COUPLE OF THOUSAND AND MAYBE THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER HONOURING THEIR WORD/DEBTS AS THE CASE MAY BE*
Date: Thu Oct 16 14:01:25 2003

Message:
Here are some of the people that owe me money.
The following are all in pounds Sterling:

Jodie Foster (Hollywood actress) 3 Million (Nice intro. on 
Purley Way today - thanks)
President George W. Bush 1 Million
Mr. Tony Blair 2 Million
Halifax Bank 10,000
Croydon Council 1,000+
Inland Revenue - instead of charging me 100 for a "lost" self 
assessment tax form, why don't you calculate it?
Tesco - you recently shortchanged me 20
EasyJet - 218+
People generally - several Billion for hurt feelings
Henry Pordes Books Ltd, 58-60 Charing Cross Road, London WC2H 
0BB - you broke our verbal agreement over a deposit to the tune 
of 50 pounds on the 24th of March 2001. Recently you proclaimed 
yourselves as "honourable" to me. I see that book "Post Captain" 
by Patrick O' Brian is still unsold and in your window 
display ...
Maplins. Croydon Branch. Worst service in the world. Those 
assholes would not honour their repair policy on a motherboard 
worth 60 pounds. I spent months and months trying to get a 
replacement but those fuckheads never did. Burn that shop to the 
ground!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *FIRST EDITION BOOKSHOPS IN LONDON*
Date: Thu Oct 16 14:19:59 2003

Message:
They just rip off the sellers.
Recently the dealers at Cecil Court didn't even want to buy a 
batch of books off me which they knew perfectly well could have 
been resold for in excess of 200 pounds Sterling for the 
mindblowing sum of 5 pounds Sterling.
Now I ask you this: is that a way to behave morally?
I don't think so.
Crucify them all too!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JODIE FOSTER IS MARRYING HELEN** :)
Date: Thu Oct 16 14:28:24 2003

Message:
Though perhaps slightly meaningless, I recently proposed and 
vice versa and we agreed. She still has to pay up the money but 
then she gets to marry Helen. I feel it is no longer appropriate 
that I remain single. If it doesn't work out we shall get 
divorced but I am in a hurry. I shall write a prenuptial 
agreement fairly soon which we shall both sign. One principal 
reason that I am doing this is to make it perfectly clear to all 
those women out there that I simply do not want to know. Would 
you care to try and guess the reason? Anyways, my guest list 
just keeps getting shorter and shorter and shorter ... 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 14:33:27 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I could redefine the "good" Christian thing to 
do with all those women - but it is so much more fun staring at 
your miserable fucked in faces* effect!! LMAO!!

From: Sarah
To: all
Subject: differece between muslim extremists and (JUST MUSLIMS)
Date: Sun Dec 15 08:17:42 2002

Message:
firt thought tat comes in ones mind after coming across the 
word muslim is that a filthy guy with a long beard . That my fri 
is wat is called muslim extremist ( which are no appreciated by 
many muslims too).All i m trying to say is that u cant 
categories pp by religion . there are many muslims in the world 
which believe that and are totally abused by molveez.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *HOLLYWOOD A-LIST FUCKING CUNTS*
Date: Thu Oct 16 14:36:00 2003

Message:
LOL!! Try Helen for your game of spite ..
If you have a handgun then blow your own head off round about ..
..... Now! LMAO!!
You did it on yourselves and I have all the material evidence 
that I require to make public statements such as this one.
You never paid me for those dildo jobs either - I'll work out an 
appropriate fee later.
And oh yes, incidentally we do have ALL of your names and I'm 
going to publish the whole lot if that is what you think of my 
right to privacy you fucking cunts.
Now go and get a good solicitor or two because next stop is the 
law courts.

From: Jodie Foster
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:14:17 2003

Message:
Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell, Richard!
Bloody Hell, I'm pretty lucky! Bloody Hell! Bloody Hell! Oh 
Bloody Hell!

From: ((((((((((THE ELOHIM))))))))))
To:
Subject: *WE ARE THE MOLVEEZ TOO*
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:16:09 2003

Message:
firt thought tat comes in ones mind after coming across the 
word muslim is that a filthy guy with a long beard . That my fri 
is wat is called muslim extremist ( which are no appreciated by 
many muslims too).All i m trying to say is that u cant 
categories pp by religion . there are many muslims in the world 
which believe that and are totally abused by molveez.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The first thought that comes in to mind after coming across the 
word "Muslim" is that of a filthy guy with a long beard. That my 
friend is what is called a muslim extremist (which are not 
appreciated by many muslims too). All I'm trying to say is that 
you can't categorise people by their religion. There are many 
muslims in the world which believe that and are totally abused 
by molveez.

From: ((((((((((THE ELOHIM))))))))))
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:24:11 2003

Message:
We are totally, utterly multidimensionally aware. We are the 
voices that speaks through this shithole message board in space. 
Consequently we inseminated the original ape creatures to 
observe their weaponry choice and production. We are telling you 
that on no accounts may you pass Go! and collect 200 ... We have 
currently a minor problem with the phasars but will be back 
soon .. We are fascist pigs too. C'yas! 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:32:27 2003

Message:
Arafat is a terrorist

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *MY GUEST LIST*
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:29:06 2003

Message:
Gatecrashers again this evening? :)
Well, Tony Blair thanks for the money.
I thought you were crucified .. ;)
But where is the money?
I mean where is it? :)
Otherwise I made myself clear that you are unwelcome.

From: *HELEN OF TROY**
To:
Subject: **UNINVITED PEOPLE IN THE PROXIMITY WITH THE BUGGING EQUIPMENT OR DO YOU READ ENGLISH?**
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:50:16 2003

Message:
I do not want ANYONE on the premises except Jodie.
I do not want illicit use of bugging equipment from cars in the 
vicinity etc.
Between us we have decided that security is worse than useless.
However, if you are interested in seeing who is wandering about 
then may I suggest a stake out?
You do not seem to realise that you are disturbing the Spirit of 
Christ.
If that's your idea of a welcoming party then thanks but no 
thanks.
The main point here is *IF I HEAR YOU AND YOU ARE IN THE 
VICINITY AND YOU ARE NOT ON THE RATHER SINGULAR GUEST LIST THEN 
YOU ARE DISTURBING THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST*

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 16:48:31 2003

Message:
From: *HELEN OF TROY** 
To: 
Subject: **UNINVITED PEOPLE IN THE PROXIMITY WITH THE BUGGING 
EQUIPMENT OR DO YOU READ ENGLISH? THE ANSWER IS NO YOU FUCKING 
CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:50:16 2003 
Message:
I do not want ANYONE on the premises except Jodie.
I do not want illicit use of bugging equipment from cars in the 
vicinity etc.
Between us we have decided that security is worse than useless.
However, if you are interested in seeing who is wandering about 
then may I suggest a stake out?
You do not seem to realise that you are disturbing the Spirit of 
Christ.
If that's your idea of a welcoming party then thanks but no 
thanks.
The main point here is *IF I HEAR YOU AND YOU ARE IN THE 
VICINITY AND YOU ARE NOT ON THE RATHER SINGULAR GUEST LIST THEN 
YOU ARE DISTURBING THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST*

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 16:53:42 2003

Message:
DId you shitholes ever consider just fucking off?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE PREMISES WHEN TOLD TO THEN WE SHALL SIMPLY EXECUTE YOU.**
Date: Thu Oct 16 16:54:51 2003

Message:
Looks like we've got some policemen for the C.S. too - provided 
they're interested.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 16:56:41 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I offer up whomsoever cares to break that 
Golden Rule (excepting JF naturally :) for the C.S. - if they 
(a) could be bothered (b) if they don't have too much on their 
plate already* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 17:45:23 2003

Message:
X is south pork fag


From: messitrimo
To: Shitball
Date: Thu Oct 16 17:54:13 2003

Message:
its time for change shitball, u know who your daddy is?

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 18:05:36 2003

Message:
Once upon a time, about 300 years before Christ, there was a 
legendary library in Alexandria, Egypt. It was a vast Temple of 
knowledge, and contained thousands of scrolls and books and 
tablets, and records that literally went back to the days of the 
first written words. The mysterious keepers of the library sent 
people abroad to copy or buy the books from other countries, and 
the amount of knowledge that was gathered over centuries in the 
Library of Alexandria was truly mind-boggling. There were 
volumes that chronicles the great flood and other catastrophes 
that this world went through in the early days. Among the 
million records, there were ancient books that claimed to go 
further back in time than Genesis, and mentioned other worlds in 
space. One book, called The True History of Mankind was a 
hundred times longer than the old Testament, and was written by 
someone called Metrissimo. This book was the most prized work in 
the entire collection, and was kept in a guarded vault somewhere 
among the colonnades and marbled halls. The Greek Kings of 
Egypt, the Ptolemys, studied the book but found its contents too 
shocking to take in. During the Roman period, in 47 BC Julius 
Caesar set fire to his fleet to prevent its falling into the 
hands of the Egyptians. The fire spread to the docks and the 
naval arsenal, and destroyed 400,000 rolls at the library. 
Alexandria was later invaded by the Arabs, and they thought the 
remaining books and scrolls were useless, and burnt all of them 
as fuel to heat the water for their baths.
There were rumours that The True History of Mankind survived, 
and had been conveyed to a secret location. In 1892, a quixotic 
freethinking Liverpool-born man named Patrick Urquhart, returned 
from the middle East, claiming he had found parts of the book. 
Urquhart had been born in Liverpool in 1841. At the age of 16 he 
had accompanied the young explorer Henry Stanley from Liverpool 
docks to New Orleans. He had not learned to read or write until 
he was 42, but he had made up for lost time, and had an 
insatiable thirst for knowledge. He would spend months reading 
through volumes of obscure books in the British Library. He had 
set out upon an ambitious goal to find the legendary book that 
would explain the true origins of mankind. Did Urquhart achieve 
this formidable quest? He maintained he had, but when he 
lectured on his findings to various clubs and halls in London, 
he was jeered and mocked at by the crowds and the 
intelligentsia. According to Urquhart's translations of the 
priceless papyrus, millions of years ago, 200 male white Aryans 
who were unusually tall in height, had crash-landed on the 
primitive Earth. They seem to have been exiled to Earth by 
someone called 'Llord'. The males jumped ship and mated with the 
females of the primitives, and this created homo sapiens - what 
scientists call the species of modern man. 'Our true ancestors 
then, art in heaven', said Urquhart, and chairs were thrown at 
him. Viewed as a charlatan and a blasphemer, he was spat upon, 
even though he showed the audience the drawings of the spaceship 
from the manuscript. His last words were, 'You fools, you blind 
idiotic fools. Everything they taught you has been a lie. God 
gave you free will, so think for yourselves.'
Of course, 76 years later, when the time was right, and people 
did indeed start to think for themselves, another freethinker 
called Erich Von Daniken published a best-selling book called 
Chariot of the Gods Subtitled, Was God an Astronaut?
After his death in 1897, Urquhart's books were allegedly bought 
by members of the Anglican Church and systematically destroyed, 
and he lies in an unmarked grave on the outskirts of London. He 
was just another martyr in the long history of human stupidity.





From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 18:19:06 2003

Message:
It's all lies I tell you .. all lies. The true secrets of wisdom 
are still here. 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 18:44:03 2003

Message:
FUCK THE BRITS!!!!!

From: SHITBALL
To: messitrimo
Date: Thu Oct 16 19:27:21 2003

Message:
Yea I know who my daddy is......but remember

I'M YOUR DADDY !!!

And Daddy's home.......so start sucking bitch!!

From: >.......((((((((((THE ELOHIM)))))))))).......<
To:
Subject: *TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!!*
Date: Thu Oct 16 20:09:51 2003

Message:
We are now armed and ready to fire so you better credit that 
fucking account now .......
We are not fascists anyway, and we don't give a fuck about 
Stalin or Hitler either for that matter.

Halifax
Mr. R. J. Warwick
Sort Code 110219
A/C # 00583674


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *HAVE YOU GOT ANY NICE POETRY FOR US OR HELLO RUSSELL CROWE. DID I DISTURB YOUR PRECIOUS SLEEP OR WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUR EGO GO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA???*
Date: Thu Oct 16 20:43:16 2003

Message:
http://www.celebritywonder.com/html/jodiefoster.html

Being understood is not the most essential thing in life.
I spent four hours with a shrink trying to prove I was normal 
enought to play a hooker. Does that make sense? on her role in 
Taxi Driver (1976) when she was 13.
Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get 
away/ from
Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's 
not acceptable
It's not my personality to be extroverted emotionally, so acting 
has been helpful to me.
Kids talk like sailors now. Adults don't want to know.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------
Being understood is currently the most essential thing in life.
I spent 8 years with about one hundred shrinks trying to prove I 
was normal enought to play Jesus Christ. Does that make sense? 
No! :) 
Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to desire 
immensely - it means you're Jesus Christ! :)
Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but is it 
legal? And if not, should we make it illegal?
It's not my personality to be extroverted emotionally, so acting 
has been helpful to me. This is because I think I am introverted 
emotionally and yet on a scale of 1 to 10 I am still left 
guessing: chances are that I AM so I will stick with the 
original but now appended statement.
Kids talk like sailors now. Adults don't want to know. Yes, I 
know. But the films are okay I guess .. :)

From:
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 20:58:11 2003

Message:
And with that Alice yawned a long drawn out yawn and thought to 
herself, "I am so terribly tired from all the things that have 
happened today. Also I know that I have drunk far too much of 
that bottle which had *Drink me* written on it." In her sleepy 
state she blissfully remembered how clever she had been to avoid 
the bottle with the skull and crossbones across it but she'd 
seen the effect of it on the white rabbit and was having none of 
it .. :)
And with that last thought of the white rabbit swelling up and 
exploding, she smiled several times more and then was fast 
asleep.

From: SHITBALL
To:
Date: Thu Oct 16 21:11:19 2003

Message:
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V

From: v
To:
Subject: I AM SUPREME!
Date: Thu Oct 16 21:19:29 2003

Message:
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From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Big Glass Parking Lots
Date: Thu Oct 16 22:56:06 2003

Message:
Malaysian leader urges all Muslims to unite
against what he calls Jewish world domination 

The Associated Press 

 
PUTRAJAYA, Malaysia -- In a blistering attack on Israel and 
hectoring criticism of the Islamic world, Malaysian Prime 
Minister Mahathir Mohamad told a summit of Muslim leaders 
Thursday that Jews ruled the world and recruited others "to 
fight and die for them."

"The Europeans killed 6 million Jews out of 12 million, but 
today the Jews rule the world by proxy," Mahathir, a widely 
respected statesman in Asia and the developing world, said in a 
speech as he became chairman of the 57-nation Organization of 
the Islamic Conference.

"They get others to fight and die for them," he said.

The speech drew immediate criticism from Israel and Jewish 
organizations, which feared it could fan violence against Jews, 
but a standing ovation from the kings, presidents, sheiks and 
emirs -- including key U.S. allies -- gathered in Malaysia's 
sparkling new capital, Putrajaya.

Mahathir said the Islamic world had shone in science, arts and 
military power when Europe was in the Dark Ages, but weakened 
when religious infighting replaced practical learning.

The West pulled far ahead in the Industrial Revolution, Mahathir 
said, and Muslims still suffer from weak states, disputes over 
dogma, and a lack of scientific and technological expertise. 
They cannot move forward until they unite, get smarter and 
rethink their strategies, he said.

When asked their reaction, the leaders described his speech 
as "a good road map" and "an eye-opener." None specifically 
addressed his remarks on Jews.

The Islamic summit comes at a time when many Muslims feel under 
threat following the U.S.-led wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and 
Israeli treatment of the Palestinians in the occupied 
territories.

Mahathir said Muslims had achieved "nothing" in more than 50 
years of fighting Israel.

"They survived 2,000 years of pogroms not by hitting back but by 
thinking," Mahathir said. "They invented socialism, communism, 
human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear 
to be wrong, so that they can enjoy equal rights with others."

Mahathir said the world's 1.3 billion Muslims "cannot be 
defeated by a few million Jews," but suggested the use of 
political and economic tactics instead of violence to achieve 
a "final victory."

"In today's world, we wield a lot of political, economic and 
financial clout, enough to make up for our weaknesses in 
military terms," he said.

Mahathir, whose 22-year administration transformed Malaysia from 
a rubber- and tin-producing backwater into the world's 17th-
largest trading nation, has long been known for his blistering 
attacks on globalization, U.S. policy in the Middle East and 
Israel.

But Malaysia is seen by Washington as a reliable -- if prickly --
 ally, cooperating in breaking terrorist networks in Southeast 
Asia. Mahathir visited the White House last year.

Still, he has remained a blunt opponent of the U.S.-led attacks 
on Afghanistan and Iraq, and repeatedly warned that the war on 
terrorism is becoming a war against Muslims. Washington was 
angered by a speech he made in February in which he described 
the looming war against Iraq as racist.

Mahathir, 77, has always seen himself as a champion of oppressed 
Muslims outside his own country. During the 1992-95 war in 
Bosnia, he welcomed thousands of Bosnian Muslim refugees but 
>>>expelled Christians<<< who arrived with them, despite appeals 
by the secular government in Sarajevo.

Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Jonathan Peled expressed 
disappointment at Mahathir's remarks about Jews, but said he 
wasn't surprised.

"It is not new that in such forums there is always an attempt to 
reach the lowest common denominator, which is Israel bashing," 
he said in Jerusalem. "But obviously, we'd like to see more 
moderate and responsible kinds of declarations coming out of 
such summits."

Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the Simon Wiesenthal 
Center in Los Angeles, said Mahathir has used anti-Israel 
statements in the past to prove he's tough on the West. But, he 
said, Thursday's speech was still worrisome.

"What is profoundly shocking and worrying is the venue of the 
speech, the audience and coming in the time we're living in," 
Cooper said in Jerusalem. "Mahathir's speech today is an 
absolute invitation for more hate crimes and terrorism against 
Jews. That's serious."

In Washington, State Department spokesman Adam Ereli called 
Mahatir's remarks offensive and inflammatory. "We view them with 
the contempt and derision they deserve," he said.

U.S. allies at the conference said they agreed with Mahathir's 
assessment of the Muslim world's predicament, although they did 
not specifically address his comments on Jews.

Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Maher said it was "a shrewd and 
very deep assessment."

>>>"It is great to hear Prime Minister Mahathir speak so 
eloquently on the problems of the ummah (Muslim world) and ways 
to remedy them," added Afghan President Hamid Karzai. "His 
speech was an eye-opener to a lot of us and that is what the 
Islamic world should do."<<<


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *I CAN'T HEAR WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SAYING MOST THE TIME!!*
Date: Fri Oct 17 07:55:53 2003

Message:
Eventual Solution?:? :)
Email me with your woes .......
rwarwick@croydononline.org
That's my email address.

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Oct 17 08:00:17 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Thu Oct 16 16:53:42 2003 
Message:
DId you shitholes ever consider just fucking off?
--------------------------------------
Yep!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From: 
To: South_ PORK FAGGOT 
Date: Wed Oct 15 20:44:24 2003 
Message:
You are 1 serious bitch
---------------------------------------
I Know!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From: 
To: 
Date: Thu Oct 16 15:32:27 2003 
Message:
Arafat is a terrorist
----------------------------------------

Yep!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From: Marie
To: everyone
Date: Fri Oct 17 10:51:42 2003

Message:
Sorry I dont have time to reply to everyone, but me and my 
mother are going down to the Mosque today, to give up some cunt 
and ass to the local Muslims. 


PRAISE ALLAH!

From: Marie
To: everybody
Subject: Muslim Meat
Date: Fri Oct 17 11:14:48 2003

Message:
....and PRAISE ALLAH their cocks!

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Fri Oct 17 17:57:08 2003

Message:
can we please stick with current events.....PLEASE

From: NC Gal
To: Friends
Date: Fri Oct 17 18:00:54 2003

Message:
Hay guys, just thought I would stop in and say Hi, sure have 
missed you guys, hope every thing is going fantastic. Well, have 
a wonderful evening and a bright and cheery morning.

From:
To: om/cf
Subject: can we please stick with current events.....PLEASE
Date: Fri Oct 17 18:54:41 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: 
Date: Sat Sep 27 21:05:15 2003 
Message:
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! GOD BLESS WRIGLEY FIELD!!!! GOD BLESS 
CLARK AND ADDISON!!!! GOD BLESS THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND 
INDUSRTRY!!!! WHOOPS, GOT CARRIED AWAY. GOD DAMN, THEY FUCKIN 
WON THE DIVISION!!!!

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

From:
To: om/cf
Subject: can we please stick with current events.....PLEASE
Date: Fri Oct 17 18:57:40 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: 
Subject: feelin' grooovee 
Date: Mon Oct 13 09:54:09 2003 
Message:
My monkey and me sat in a tree,
watching the world go by
We saw a young wench
scratching her tits on a bench

I jumped to the land
with cock in my hand
and so did my monkey too

We ran across the grass
and I stuck it in her ass
before she could say 'liberace'

My monkey was rude
and had recently pooed
and he cupped a great turd in his palm

With his cock in her ear
with a terrible sneer
he rubbed shit all down her arm

Well I rogered her bum
until I was ready to cum
and quickly withdrew my pole

I aimed at her mouth
and said 'goin' south!'
and splooged a great wad from sac

She choked and then smiled
and said 'tastes kinda mild'
and said she would welcome me back

From: Sure, when are you gonna start, JACK OFF?
To: om/cf
Subject: can we please stick with current events.....PLEASE
Date: Fri Oct 17 19:00:52 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: whoever it may concern 
Date: Fri Oct 10 20:35:44 2003 
Message:
Bwaaaaahahahaaaaaaa! I see this site is as fucked up as it has 
been for the past year with X leading the march for gay rights 
and Warwick leading the march for ?????, the insane?

You losers have a gay old time, but please be nice girls and 
leave my board name out of it. Thanx.



From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *MANDALAS ARE INTERESTING*
Date: Fri Oct 17 20:26:12 2003

Message:
http://www.netreach.net/~nhojem/jung.htm

Today's link for the disinterested and bored.

But now, *THE [EUCLIDEAN] GEOMETRIC SQUARING OF THE CIRCLE*

Take the geometric shapes + and O and place the + within the 0.

And that was *THE [EUCLIDEAN] GEOMETRIC SQUARING OF THE 
CIRCLE* :))

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *ANOTHER LINK WITH MODERN MANDALA IMAGES*
Date: Fri Oct 17 20:29:43 2003

Message:
http://www.starwheels.com/Webseum/webseum2.html

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *MANDALA*
Date: Fri Oct 17 20:31:55 2003

Message:
Forgot to say this: please note that mandalas are based on the 
circle and the cross geometrically or otherwise multiples of 
four. One could therefore describe the zodiac as adhering to 
this principle because there are 12 signs and 12 = 3 * 4

I am not posting much because I am busy.

From: om/cf
To: Sure, when are you gonna start, JACK OFF?
Date: Fri Oct 17 20:51:11 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: 
Date: Fri Oct 17 17:57:08 2003 
Message:
can we please stick with current events.....PLEASE
_______________________________________

I didn't post the above and frankly don't give a flying fuck 
what you girly boyz shoot the shit about. I will step in when I 
can to set the B.S. straight as far as what I posted though.

In the posts tossed up, these are mine:


From: om/cf 
To: whoever it may concern 
Date: Fri Oct 10 20:35:44 2003 
Message:
Bwaaaaahahahaaaaaaa! I see this site is as fucked up as it has 
been for the past year with X leading the march for gay rights 
and Warwick leading the march for ?????, the insane?

You losers have a gay old time, but please be nice girls and 
leave my board name out of it. Thanx.



From: om/cf 
To: 
Date: Sat Sep 27 21:05:15 2003 
Message:
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! GOD BLESS WRIGLEY FIELD!!!! GOD BLESS 
CLARK AND ADDISON!!!! GOD BLESS THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND 
INDUSRTRY!!!! WHOOPS, GOT CARRIED AWAY. GOD DAMN, THEY FUCKIN 
WON THE DIVISION!!!!

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!













From: om/cf
To: everyone
Date: Fri Oct 17 21:23:13 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: whoever it may concern 
Date: Fri Oct 10 21:50:36 2003 
Message:
By the way....if any a' you guys wanna come over and fuck my 
daughter, you're more than welcome! I just about fucked her out, 
but there's still enough left to get a nut on...
________________________________________________________________

I also posted this.....because I'm damn proud that my daughter 
can take a cock in every hole, and hand over the money to me!

From: om/cf
To: Xtra Ignorant
Date: Fri Oct 17 22:05:22 2003

Message:
Awww, that's sad. Even sadder is to imagine how a KneeBraska 
corncobber tinks he's a reel smart sombitch coming up with that 
lame shit. GO COBBER'S!!!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 17 22:21:03 2003

Message:
And with that Alice yawned a long drawn out yawn and thought to 
herself, "I am so terribly tired from all the things that have 
happened today. Also I know that I have drunk far too much of 
that bottle which had *Drink me* written on it." In her sleepy 
state she blissfully remembered how clever she had been to avoid 
the bottle with the skull and crossbones across it but she'd 
seen the effect of it on the white rabbit and was having none of 
it .. :)
And with that last thought of the white rabbit swelling up and 
exploding, she smiled several times more and then was fast 
asleep.
But just then she heard a noise. It was the white rabbit running 
agitatedly around and staring at his wristwatch. "This will not 
do! This simply will not do!" said the white rabbit, "if we 
don't hurry up then we shall be late for our appointment at 
Newbury and that simply would be catastrophic!" With that rather 
incomprehensible remark Alice realised that she had begun to 
dream ..

From: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Oct 17 22:49:55 2003

Message:
Glad you enjoyed it, dicksuck.

From: Facts Finder
To: Om/Cf and all muslims
Subject: Mahathir retirement intentional blunder
Date: Sat Oct 18 07:19:44 2003

Message:
HERE IS THE REPLY IN CAPITAL LETTER

Malaysian leader urges all Muslims to unite
against what he calls Jewish world domination

I DON'T SEE JEWISH DOMINATING ANYTHING EXCEPT SOME BUSINESS. 
THAT IS THEIR OWN  ACCOMPLISHMENT. WE DON'T FELT THREATEN BY 
THE JEWS. MALAYSIA DON'T FEEL THREATEN BY THE JEWS TOO.


The Associated Press 

 
PUTRAJAYA, Malaysia -- In a blistering attack on Israel and 
hectoring criticism of the Islamic world, Malaysian Prime 
Minister Mahathir Mohamad told a summit of Muslim leaders 
Thursday that Jews ruled the world and recruited others "to 
fight and die for them."

THAT WHAT THE MUSLIMS IS ALWAYS SAYING TO THEMSELVES

"The Europeans killed 6 million Jews out of 12 million, but 
today the Jews rule the world by proxy," Mahathir, a widely 
respected statesman in Asia and the developing world, said in a 
speech as he became chairman of the 57-nation Organization of 
the Islamic Conference.

THE WORLD CAN READ, WRITE AND UNDERSTAND. THE JEWS DID NOT DO 
ANY PROPAGANDA WITH US. AS WE CAN SEE, LEARN AND UNDERSTAND IT 
IS THE MUSLIMS WORLD THAT IS DOING ALL THIS KIND OF WORK ASKING 
THEIR MUSLIMS WORLD AGAINST US NON MUSLIMS AND THE JEWS. HE IS 
NOT RESPECTED STATESMAN IN ASIA. JUST A LONG SELF MADE SERVING 
PRESIDENT.

"They get others to fight and die for them," he said.

WE DON'T FIGHT FOR THE JEWS, WE FIGHT FOR PEACE TO THE WORLD. 
AND WHO IS CREATING THIS INSTABILITY. THE MUSLIMS. JUST LOOK 
AROUNG. MUSLIMS AGAINST JEWS, MUSLIMS AGAINST CHRISTAIN, 
MUSLIMS AGAINST HINDU, MUSLIMS AGAINST BUDDHISHISM, MUSLIMS 
AGAINST NON BELIEVER AND MUSLIMS AGAINST MUSLIMS.

The speech drew immediate criticism from Israel and Jewish 
organizations, which feared it could fan violence against Jews, 
but a standing ovation from the kings, presidents, sheiks and 
emirs -- including key U.S. allies -- gathered in Malaysia's 
sparkling new capital, Putrajaya.

YES HE CAN SAY ANYTHING FROM HIS HOME.

Mahathir said the Islamic world had shone in science, arts and 
military power when Europe was in the Dark Ages, but weakened 
when religious infighting replaced practical learning.

The West pulled far ahead in the Industrial Revolution, 
Mahathir 
said, and Muslims still suffer from weak states, disputes over 
dogma, and a lack of scientific and technological expertise. 
They cannot move forward until they unite, get smarter and 
rethink their strategies, he said.

SIMPLE THEY BAN ALL WOMEN FROM LEARNING, THEY BAN ALL HISTORY 
BOOK THAT IS NOT MUSLIMS RELATED, THEY BAN TECHNOLOGY. THEY BAN 
FASHION AND SO ON. SO HOW TO LEARN.

When asked their reaction, the leaders described his speech 
as "a good road map" and "an eye-opener." None specifically 
addressed his remarks on Jews.

YES A GOOD ROAD MAP FOR HIS POPULARITY WITHT HE MUSLIMS WORLD 
BEFORE HE RETIRE

The Islamic summit comes at a time when many Muslims feel under 
threat following the U.S.-led wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and 
Israeli treatment of the Palestinians in the occupied 
territories.

WHY DON'T THEY ASK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. WILL THERE BE PROBLEM 
IF THEY CAN LIVE LIKE MALAYSIA HIS OWN COUNTRY WHERE THE PEOPLE 
LEARN HOW TO LIVE WITH OTHER RACES AND RELIGION.

Mahathir said Muslims had achieved "nothing" in more than 50 
years of fighting Israel.

HE IS DEAD RIGHT. AND WHAT SHOULD THE MUSLIMS DO? PEACE. ACCEPT 
ISREAL AND LEARN TO ACCEPT OTHER RELIGIONS AND LEAD BY EXAMPLE 
OF GOOD MUSLIMS.

"They survived 2,000 years of pogroms not by hitting back but 
by 
thinking," Mahathir said. "They invented socialism, communism, 
human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would 
appear 
to be wrong, so that they can enjoy equal rights with others."

IF THEY CAN HAVE SUCH POWER TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENCE 
THEN THE MUSLIMS SHOULD LEARN FROM THEM.

Mahathir said the world's 1.3 billion Muslims "cannot be 
defeated by a few million Jews," but suggested the use of 
political and economic tactics instead of violence to achieve 
a "final victory."

NOBODY WANT TO DEFEAT THE 1.3 BILLION. IT IS THEY THAT WANT TO 
DEFEAT THE REMAINDER OF THE WORLD POPLULATION. EVERYWHERE WE 
CAN SEE IF THEY BECOME THE MAJORITY THEY WANT IT TO BECOME AND 
ISLAMICE COUNTRY.

"In today's world, we wield a lot of political, economic and 
financial clout, enough to make up for our weaknesses in 
military terms," he said.

ASK HIMSELF ABOUT UNFAIR POLITICS BY JAILING FORMER ASSISTANCE 
FOR SODOMY.

Mahathir, whose 22-year administration transformed Malaysia 
from 
a rubber- and tin-producing backwater into the world's 17th-
largest trading nation, has long been known for his blistering 
attacks on globalization, U.S. policy in the Middle East and 
Israel.

IT IS NOT HIS WORK. HIS IS THE MOST SIMPLE, HE DON'T HAVE TO 
THINK MUCH, JUST FOLLOW WHAT HIS SUCCESSFUL SOUTHERN NEIGHBOUR 
IS DOING AND ADD IN A LITLLE STUPID RULE OF HIS OWN AND HE IS 
THERE.

But Malaysia is seen by Washington as a reliable -- if prickly -
-
 ally, cooperating in breaking terrorist networks in Southeast 
Asia. Mahathir visited the White House last year.

DON'T WORRY HE IS NOT THE RADICAL TYPE, HIS OPPOSISTION IS, SO 
WE CAN SEE SOMETIME HE CONDEMN THE MUSLIMS TOO. WHY? FOR HIS 
OWN POLITICAL GAIN. I DON'T THINK HE WANT TO LIVE A LIVE WITH 
TELEBAN RULES.

Still, he has remained a blunt opponent of the U.S.-led attacks 
on Afghanistan and Iraq, and repeatedly warned that the war on 
terrorism is becoming a war against Muslims. Washington was 
angered by a speech he made in February in which he described 
the looming war against Iraq as racist.

THAT IS TO CREATE PROPBLEM FOR HIS SUCCESSOR, SO THAT THEY 
WOULD HAVE DIFFICULTRY IN BUIDLING A RELATIONSHIP WITH US AND 
THOSE HELPFUL COOPERATIVE NEIGHBOUR. IF YOU ARE IN THIS REGION 
YOU CAN HERE THE SAME STORY FROM ALL OVER ASIA. EVERYONE LIKE 
THE PERSON THAT IS GOING TO SUCCEED HIM.

Mahathir, 77, has always seen himself as a champion of 
oppressed 
Muslims outside his own country. During the 1992-95 war in 
Bosnia, he welcomed thousands of Bosnian Muslim refugees but 
>>>expelled Christians<<< who arrived with them, despite 
appeals 
by the secular government in Sarajevo.

SO WHAT KIND OF PERSON THAT IT SHOW ABOUT MUSLIMS, YOU CAN ONLY 
OPEN AND HELP MUSLIMS. IN CHRISTIANITY, WE HELP ALL IN NEED.

Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Jonathan Peled expressed 
disappointment at Mahathir's remarks about Jews, but said he 
wasn't surprised.

HE RIGHT. I AM NOT SURPRISED TOO, THAT WHY I SAY AND 
INTENTIONAL BLUNDER

"It is not new that in such forums there is always an attempt 
to 
reach the lowest common denominator, which is Israel bashing," 
he said in Jerusalem. "But obviously, we'd like to see more 
moderate and responsible kinds of declarations coming out of 
such summits."

FAT HOPE

Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the Simon Wiesenthal 
Center in Los Angeles, said Mahathir has used anti-Israel 
statements in the past to prove he's tough on the West. But, he 
said, Thursday's speech was still worrisome.

LET THEM BE, AS LONG AS WE ARE STILL FIGHTING TERRORISM.

"What is profoundly shocking and worrying is the venue of the 
speech, the audience and coming in the time we're living in," 
Cooper said in Jerusalem. "Mahathir's speech today is an 
absolute invitation for more hate crimes and terrorism against 
Jews. That's serious."

CORRECT, THAT WHAT THESE LEADERS AND THE IMAN IN MOSQUE IS 
ALWAYS DOING. DO YOU IT HELP TO BRING PEACE.

In Washington, State Department spokesman Adam Ereli called 
Mahatir's remarks offensive and inflammatory. "We view them 
with 
the contempt and derision they deserve," he said.

U.S. allies at the conference said they agreed with Mahathir's 
assessment of the Muslim world's predicament, although they did 
not specifically address his comments on Jews.

Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Maher said it was "a shrewd and 
very deep assessment."

>>>"It is great to hear Prime Minister Mahathir speak so 
eloquently on the problems of the ummah (Muslim world) and ways 
to remedy them," added Afghan President Hamid Karzai. "His 
speech was an eye-opener to a lot of us and that is what the 
Islamic world should do."<<<

AS I MENTION BEFORE, MUSLIMS, WHO EVER THEY ARE WILL ALWAYS 
HAVE THESE SEPARATION OF MUSLIMS AND THE NON BELIEVERS. IF THEY 
NEED YOU, THEY WILL SIMPLY AGREED BUT DEEP DOWN THEY ARE ALL 
THE SAME.

LASTLY WE AS ASIA AND MANY IN MALAYSIA TOO ARE WAITING FOR 31 
OF OCT. SO PRESIDENT BADAWI CAN COME AND QUICKLY TAKE HIS 
PLACE. PRESIDENT BADAWI IS A CLEVER MAN WHO HAS BEEN LYING LOW 
ALL THIS WHILE. I BELIEVE FROM YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH HIS 
POLITICS HE SO MUCH BETTER THAT MR MAHATHIR.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: *INLAND REVENUE*
Subject: **ACTUALLY I AM ON THE DOLE. YOU SEEM TO PERSIST WITH YOUR FUCKED UP ASSHOLE MANOUEVRES THAT I AM SELF ASSESSED DESPITE THE MANY HOURS INFORMING YOU TO THE CONTRARY**
Date: Sat Oct 18 09:05:09 2003

Message:
Please note that I have bent over backwards for these people at 
the Inland Revenue trying to explain to their tiny minds that I 
am no longer on self-assessment - that I have not been for 
years, and that it is about time that those fuckers considered 
paying back all of my telephone expenses and furthermore all of 
those visits to the Inland Revenue that I made to try and 
rectify the situation. The truth? I don't owe the Inland Revenue 
JACKSHIT!!! I repeat: *I don't owe the Inland Revenue JACKSHIT!!!
* You may therefore quote me - feel free! - on this FACT!!! 
Also, I filled in all the tax forms I had to and paid them 
everything I owed by this time last year. These are simply 
facts. It was extremely inconvenient furthermore in another 
occupation under the PAYE scheme to try and chase this one up - 
again and again and again and again!!! My theory is that when 
those sick fucks smell money, well anything goes ... However, we 
note that these fuckers plague me whilst on the dole ... 
Shooting is too good for them in my opinion ... You do realise 
that we shall either physically crucify you over this or else 
we'll show you sick fucks the way to the law courts? Sick!

Quoting from the sickass correspondance received today:

Tax Reference 74082 35309

Date 14 October 2003
issued by
CROYDON RECOVERY
2ND FLOOR
SOUTHERN HOUSE
WELLESLEY GROVE
CROYDON
CR9 1WW

Notice of determination of tax due for the tax year ended 5 
April 2002

I have already sent you a notice of penalty for a late Tax 
Return. As I have still not received your Return I am now 
estimating your tax bill for the year. This notice tells you how 
much it is.

Please read all the information on this form. I have sent a copy 
to your tax adviser, if you have one.

Under Section 28C of the Taxes Management Act 1970 I determine 
your tax for the tax year 2001/2002 as follows ........




From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: *SICK FUCKERS*
Subject: *YEAH RIGHT! PROVE THAT ONE IN COURT!*
Date: Sat Oct 18 09:24:58 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Notice of determination of tax due for the tax 
year ended 5 April 2002* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *CRUCIFY THEM!!!*
Date: Sat Oct 18 09:30:45 2003

Message:
It is about time that I informed you that I will not be carrying 
out the principal part of the mission in Britain. I am sorry 
about this but it is important - as far as the "faster than 
light" stuff - to start with a clean slate. I am probably going 
to choose an area in the Massif Centrale now to carry out this 
extremely important industry. In my opinion I shall have done 
everything required here in Britain within the next few months. 
It is a sad thing, but these maniacs have not exactly made me 
proud to be British. I shall continue to be British but on the 
continent most probably and I strongly advise joining the 
European Single Currency, for when I start generating money you 
simply will not believe your eyes ... Meanwhile, I have exactly 
5 pounds Sterling in my Halifax bank account and forget all 
about the Swiss one, I insist, there is nothing in that one 
either ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *FANCY AN INVESTMENT OR PEOPLE OF BRITAIN: DID YOU EVER CONSIDER PAYING FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING JESUS CHRIST ON YOUR HOME SOIL??*
Date: Sat Oct 18 10:34:46 2003

Message:
It is about time that I informed you that I will not be carrying 
out the principal part of the mission in Britain. I am sorry 
about this but it is important - as far as the "faster than 
light" stuff - to start with a clean slate. I am probably going 
to choose an area in the Massif Centrale now to carry out this 
extremely important industry. In my opinion I shall have done 
everything required here in Britain within the next few months. 
It is a sad thing, but these maniacs have not exactly made me 
proud to be British. I shall continue to be British but on the 
continent most probably and I strongly advise joining the 
European Single Currency, for when I start generating money you 
simply will not believe your eyes ... Meanwhile, I have exactly 
5 pounds Sterling in my Halifax bank account and forget all 
about the Swiss one, I insist, there is nothing in that one 
either ..

No.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SO WE HAD THE WHOLE FUCKING PARTY COME ROUND A FEW DAYS AGO: BLAIR, CHERIE, BUSH, BARBARA + A FEW OTHERS*
Date: Sat Oct 18 10:37:07 2003

Message:
**WARNING!!! THIS IS A TRIFLE BIGGER THAN WATERGATE - WOULDN'T 
TOUCH IT WITH A BARGE POLE PERSONALLY BUT GO AND SEE ARNIE AND 
MAKE POLITICAL GAIN!!!*
:)
That was funny!
The really funny thing was in my opinion having the U.S. 
president admit to all the other people there that he had LIED 
about crediting my A/C with one million pounds Sterling.
This was no surprise for me but a certain Alistair Campbell [now 
a civilian :)] simply could not believe his ears ...
So back he came when they were all gone and did himself a backup 
copy ... :))
I told him to make another and guess what?
Enter the marines ...

Hmmmmmm .... ;)

To cut a long story short, Alistair Campbell ran like hell with 
his DVD disk and appears to have survived the incident ... :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Oct 18 10:57:48 2003

Message:
I have seen the *http://www.macrohard.com - acquired recently, 
and now for sale again* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Oct 18 11:24:31 2003

Message:
Deny my existence and live the life eternal! :)

From: NC Gal
To: ALL
Date: Sat Oct 18 15:14:53 2003

Message:
Hay guys, just thought I would stop in and say Hi, sure have 
missed you guys, hope every thing is going fantastic. Well, have 
a wonderful evening and a bright and cheery Holiday season with 
Jingle Bells and warm smiling faces that bring joy to a 
wonderful group of people. Also have a glorious weekend.

From: zig zag
To: NC Gal
Date: Sat Oct 18 15:32:23 2003

Message:
You fuckin sad twat.  Bet you take it up the shitter like Marie 
don't you, cum on lets have a double header and you can suck her 
twat out while I fuck your eye 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *T MINUS 3 MINUTES AND COUNTING*
Date: Sat Oct 18 15:41:14 2003

Message:
Stop eavesdropping Jon Snow with that amplifying equipment.
This constitutes a criminal offence.
Thank you.

From:
To:
Date: Sat Oct 18 16:18:18 2003

Message:
I have my finger on the trigger Jon Snow.
All I need do is dial ... :)

From: NC Gal
To: zig zag
Subject: can u be pleasent?
Date: Sat Oct 18 16:48:58 2003

Message:
You seem very foul to me , but i will smile my way through it, I 
will pray for you to be bright and happy, welcoming in loved 
ones for a yummy turkey supper, try flipping your self around to 
the happy club.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GREAT HOMECOMING PARTY BUT IN A FEW YEARS TIME WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR MORE SUITABLE JMHO OR DOES ANYONE EVER LISTEN?**
Date: Sat Oct 18 18:02:27 2003

Message:
This is the way it is:
I am not planning an economic revival because I am just sick to 
the back teeth of being in debt and absolutely nobody wanting to 
invest. 
I am also fed up with journalists and the like plaguing me in 
the physical vicinity of the building.
(My hearing is extremely acute.)
If you want to communicate then the only way I am prepared to do 
this is with email.
This is because almost unbelievably I know best.
Did you ever consider how inappropriate such actions are 
especially when you have all that money and how this is a 
privacy issue?
Well did you?
Evidently not.
I'll just put you up to date on the facts ..
I truly want no visits from anyone who doesn't live here *(AS 
FAR AS I AM CONCERNED JODIE FOSTER LIVES HERE BECAUSE SHE IS 
GETTING THE SPARE KEY AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT I DON'T HAVE TO 
INFORM THE COUNCIL ABOUT THIS WITHOUT BREAKING COUNCIL RULES)* 
unless their purpose is other than coming to see me and they are 
not inclined to be annoying. 

No.

From: NC Gal
To: Helen of Troy or Richard Warwick
Subject: try to work on your manners ? OK
Date: Sat Oct 18 18:09:03 2003

Message:
Where do you come up with all of that stuff you write about ?



              The rest of you have a lovely and tremendous 
evening!!!! )

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE QUIET IN CHURCHES? OR WHY DO THEY LIGHT CANDLES? BEATS ME.*
Date: Sat Oct 18 18:12:59 2003

Message:
Let's look at this issue of privacy practically and objectively.
It should be clear that when I talk of living in a "bomb 
shelter" I am actually serious because it is difficult to 
achieve that degree of soundproofing (both inner and outer) that 
would allow me to lose the most amazing spirit disturbance ever. 
It is profoundly negative and I've been doing a fair job 
recently without the bomb shelter but unfortunately because you 
have paid me no money this year except dole money - I believe 
that you people have conjured up Hell. I don't know if you can 
get rid of that sort of thing in the future, though I suppose it 
is in the interest of some. Please note that I am being candid 
and it was for this very reason and reason still that I kept 
advising people to pay me money for space projects - that kind 
of thing. I agree that this posting is an odd mix of theology 
and technology but it's true.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: NC Gal
Date: Sat Oct 18 18:27:28 2003

Message:
Where do you come up with all of that stuff you write about ?



              The rest of you have a lovely and tremendous 
evening!!!! )
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, I've been reading through an online book of social 
etiquette recently.

NC Gal. God.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: I DID NOT MEAN TO ?**
Date: Sat Oct 18 18:27:26 2003

Message:
I ate my own poop one night when i was drunk with my mothers 
makeup on, also i was wearing her dirty panties, i felt really 
funny yet i was fully aroused ?  I find this to be most 
interesting, most interesting indeed :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **FAKE HELEN OF TROY**
Subject: **WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT THE ASTERISKS UNTIL IT IS FAR FAR TOO LATE**
Date: Sat Oct 18 19:44:00 2003

Message:
*WARNING: ARE EXCOMMUNICATIONS POSSIBLE OVER THE INTERNET?*

Yes! :)
I'm not Satan - you are.
How does it feel to be Satan?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *ANYONE FOR AN EXCOMMUNICATION?*
Date: Sat Oct 18 21:18:25 2003

Message:
Would someone be so kind as to remove Jon Snow from the vicinity 
immediately?
I asked him to go nicely ..
And again and again ..
I value my privacy.
The question is, "do you?"
The excommunication is real though should be placed in a modern 
context which I am too tired to do right now.
Goodnight.

From: om/cf
To: Facts Finder
Date: Sat Oct 18 21:46:30 2003

Message:
Thanks for the input on that speech. I posted it hoping you 
would comment because you are so close and better informed on 
Malaysia. It's good to know that old numbskull will be out of 
power soon.
_________________________________________
_________________________________________

SHE ATE, PAID HER CHECK, 
THEN SLAUGHTERED 21 ISRAELIS 

By URI DAN 


October 18, 2003 -- JERUSALEM - A Palestinian woman calmly ate a 
full lunch and paid her check before blowing herself up in a 
Haifa restaurant two weeks ago, killing 21 Israelis, according 
to Israeli investigators. 

Shocking new details about the final hours of Hanadi Tayseer 
Jaradat emerged yesterday, including the disclosure that her 
first plan was to blow up an Israeli hospital that has treated 
homicide bomb victims. 

Investigators said Jaradat, a 27-year-old lawyer, spent about 
$16 in a dining room packed with the people she decided to kill 
at Maxim restaurant. 

The discovery of the receipt for the meal in the wreckage 
shocked even experienced Israeli investigators who were 
horrified to think that, while wearing her explosive belt, she 
spent time eating among and watching the people she would soon 
murder. 

After paying her bill, Jaradat indicated she was headed for the 
ladies restroom, left her table, went to the middle of the room 
and detonated her explosives. 

Nineteen Israelis died immediately from the blast, with another 
two later succumbing from wounds. 

Jaradat began Oct. 4 by visiting Hillel Yaffe Hospital in 
Hadera. She then decided to blow up another site, Rambam 
Hospital, sources said. 

Jaradat claimed that her father had been refused treatment at 
the second hospital, they said. 

But then she decided to visit Haifa, using a driver in a car 
with Israeli license plates, and arrived at the Maxim 
restaurant. 
------------------------------------------------------------

Before and After pictures of the young lady who murdered in cold 
blood. So sad. It doesn't look like tears of joy in her mothers 
eyes. Hamas and the rest are mind controling DEATH CULTS who see 
every young Palestinian as a potential walking, talking bomb.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031005/capt.sge.lmi5
4.051003221018.photo03.default-259x389.jpg


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20031004/capt.jrl112100
41632.mideast_israel_palestinians_jrl112.jpg
________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________

More Iraqi's are starting Blogs, a internet diary of sorts.

http://dear_raed.blogspot.com/

(Salam Pax [not his real name] was the only Iraqi with a blog in 
the days leading up to the war and has impressed the folks at 
the Guardian so much he has written at least one article for the 
British newspaper and is reportedly working on a book.) 


http://geeinbaghdad.blogspot.com/

(Salam's friend "G" and a very good photographer)


The new Iraqi blogs:

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/ 

http://ishtartalking.blogspot.com/ 

http://healingiraq.blogspot.com/

I think all of these are younger people and it's good to see 
freedom being embraced in Iraq and the Iraqi's communication 
systems being improved to a point where more ordinary Iraqi's 
have internet connections.

Take care Facts Finder and best wishes as always.

N.C. Gal: On the off chance that really is you who posted (it's 
so hard to tell anymore), I hope all is good with you and if 
your son is pulling duty in Iraq, tell him his work IS 
appreciated and to stay constantly aware of his surroundings and 
keep the safety off.

From: Facts Finder
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Oct 19 00:42:14 2003

Message:
Thank you for posting that! Hope you will still be making much 
money from selling off your daughter's sex. God willing she will 
make enough for you to retire, and then you will be able to sit 
in your junkyard all day, and guzzle fortys all day!

God bless.

From:
To:
Date: Sun Oct 19 02:03:29 2003

Message:
http://www.prwatch.org/books/wmd.html

From: Zig Zag
To: NC Gal
Date: Sun Oct 19 05:26:19 2003

Message:
You sad cunt you. You want me to fuck you in the arse don't you 
mummy. Go on pull your cheeks apart for me so's I can get my 
tosser in your shit hole baby then cum in your mouth

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *CRUCIFY THEM!!!*
Date: Sun Oct 19 07:36:11 2003

Message:
Why don't you fucking asswipes with your no hope fucking music 
shut the fuck up? You annoy me day in day out and now I'm having 
you crucified. You have less than 24 hours to live and we're 1st 
going to torture you with music. You assholes. DIE!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Under Vatican ruling, abortion triggers automatic excommunication.**
Date: Sun Oct 19 07:38:47 2003

Message:
http://www.natcath.org/NCR_Online/archives/011703/011703d.htm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

*Under a 1988 Vatican ruling,  abortion  is defined as any 
method used to terminate a pregnancy from the moment of 
conception. Abortion thus understood is always illicit, 
according to the official discipline of the Catholic church, and 
can trigger excommunication for the parties involved.*

I am not certain if this will excommunicate you in the religious 
sense but I am CERTAIN that it will have a negative spiritual 
impact on you and the other person in this matter.

In that sense, I am not anti-abortion because people make their 
own choices. It is simply my opinion that people should not 
allow this situation to occur and therefore here I differ with 
the opinions of the Vatican.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *THESE POSTINGS ARE TO TRY AND ANGLE IN ON THOSE ASSHOLES WHO KEEP DISTURBING ME AND A SLIGHTLY MORE OBJECTIVE LOOK AT THE HELL THAT AWAITS THEM OR DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU FUCKHEADS BUT I AM THE SON OF GOD.*
Date: Sun Oct 19 07:47:16 2003

Message:
http://www.1upinfo.com/encyclopedia/E/excommun.html

Here's a reasonable link on excommunication.

I'll quote the whole lot exceptionally:

*excommunication, formal expulsion from a religious body, the 
most grave of all ecclesiastical censures. Where religious and 
social communities are nearly identical it is attended by social 
ostracism, as in the case of Baruch Spinoza, excommunicated by 
the Jews. In Christianity the Roman Catholic Church especially 
retains excommunication; the church maintains that the spiritual 
separation of the offender from the body of the faithful takes 
place by the nature of the act when the offense is committed, 
and the decree of excommunication (or anathema) is a warning and 
formal proclamation of exclusion from Christian society. Those 
who die excommunicate are not publicly prayed for; but 
excommunication is not equivalent to damnation. Excommunications 
vary in gravity, and in grave cases readmission may be possible 
only by action of the Holy See. Excommunicates are always free 
to return to the church on repentance. Protestant churches have 
generally abandoned excommunication.* 

Surely the obvious comment is that the people that I have 
excommunicated are not actively part of the Christian Church? 
The secondmost obvious comment is that they don't form part of 
mine ..

"Excommunications vary in gravity" - This would appear to be 
true. In fact I am prepared to stamp my approval on that one.

Is it possible for someone to escape excommunication due to 
miscomprehension or similiar? Yes. It is not however possible to 
do this if you witness Christ whilst bearing against Him any one 
of the seven deadly sins - this last point is as illustration, I 
think you get the idea.

By "excommunication" does one deal with seperation of the soul 
or does one deal with a fate after death which will be lived out 
as Hell? To me these amount to the same thing. It seems that 
complete seperation of the soul cannot occur under ordinary 
circumstances and therefore Hell is mostly not eternal.

What is my view on suicide Vs. euthanasia? If life is a living 
Hell due to physical ailment then it would seem to me that you 
are overstaying your welcome. If however there is a prospect of 
recovery then this should be weighed against the severity of the 
condition. In my opinion, only those mental conditions that have 
a direct physical cause i.e. brain abnormality, would ever 
warrant suicide. Again, it's your deal - I can simply advise. 

In conclusion for now, "excommunication" is not a particularly 
good word for these phenomena. Furthermore, it is difficult to 
get at exact statements concerning spiritual matters though I am 
improving. People should concede that their dreadful behaviour 
in the physical vicinity of Christ has resulted in 
their "excommunication."


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EXCOMMUNICATION ADDENDA**
Date: Sun Oct 19 08:07:25 2003