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From: u |<now who
To: u |<now who
Date: Sun Aug 17 01:06:01 2003

Message:
just when the crowd thought he couldnt get more ignorant......
u |<now who has to begin talking to himself.....

From:
To:
Date: Sun Aug 17 02:44:54 2003

Message:
u know who is an ignorant asshole who has no life and tries to 
get everyone into fights on this board he doesnt know jackshit 
has no opinion and outcries just because he cant complete a 
conversation he is an idiot wake up people

From: Bega
To: inspector clusoe
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:00:21 2003

Message:
It is recorded that Enoch lived for 365 years, but that is a 
relative figure because apparently Yhovah took him on board and 
didn't bring him back.  In Hebrews 11:5 the word translate is 
used 3 times: By faith Enoch was translated that he should not 
see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: 
for before his translation he had this testimony, that he 
pleased God. The words from which "translate" is rendered mean" 
to transport".  It is clear that he was physically transported 
and it is the amazing odyssey that Enoch records after,  God 
took him , that reveals the true cause of early mankind s 
demise.  Enoch had a revelation given to him just as John 
received thousands of years later on the Isle of Patmos.  Here, 
in brief, is what Enoch has to say about what caused such a 
radical action as a worldwide flood:
    The angels were in such close contact with mankind that they 
actually taught men previously unknown knowledge.  This is a 
practical explanation about why there is no apparent evolution 
of early culture, just a sudden burst of knowledge with no 
evident progression of learning.  It not only seems that our 
ancestors were taught advanced skills, but the records of many 
ancient cultures testify to that reality.    Certain angels 
actually organized a plot to inbreed with human women and swore 
an evil oath to seal the devastating conspiracy.  The 
ringleaders are named and the number of conspirators is given.  
Many ancient writings speak of such a relationship with divine 
or extraterrestrial beings.    The offspring of this plot were 
giants.  World anthropological, and historical documentation, as 
well as the biblical record, testify to the existence of giants 
throughout the ages.  Please see our section on Giants HERE
    The giants apparently had appetites that matched their 
size.  These hybrid monsters ate all man could produce, and when 
man could not produce enough, they began to eat humans.  They 
also began to consume all they could acquire from nature, and 
when this ran out they turned on each other.
    The rampant destruction of the natural environment by the 
giant hybrids and the corruption of mankind caused the decision 
to flood the planet.       When the flood killed the giants, 
their spirits separated from their bodies as spirit beings whose 
sole purpose is to torture and devastate man until the judgment 
day.    The angels who perpetrated the invasive act are 
imprisoned, but the spirits of their illicit offspring are 
roaming the planet.
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John would probably make a good fuck.
I will consider what you are saying later.



From: Bega
To: The little boys & girls
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:03:16 2003

Message:
You fuck with people financially or otherwise ..
I'm going to take you out.
Simple.
We'll drop you into Hell and laugh at your continual pain.
It's going to be fun.
You little boys & girls.
How are you?
This should be good.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Subject: *inspectah clueless*
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:06:41 2003

Message:
just when the crowd thought it couldnt get more boring.....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

play your video game and die shitface.
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Yeah I guess. LOL!!!!

From: Bega
To: *MORONS*
Subject: *YOU ARE CHIEFLY MORONS - LOL!!*
Date: Sun Aug 17 07:39:55 2003

Message:
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
It's Jesus Christ!
Yes! LOL!! Jesus Christ .. at your Service!
[Well a bit anyway.]
Tell me about your Australian naturalisation again ..
.. Jesus Christ! :)

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *ATKIN'S DIET*
Date: Sun Aug 17 08:08:55 2003

Message:
My best consultative opinion is that it is all about running 
1000's and 1000's and 1000's of miles ...
Of course you are perfectly entitled to differ in your opinion 
and since I don't give a flying fuck between you and Sunday 
then .. ??
Dunno.
I tell you what.
I challenge you to a run down the ... runway??
Look at it this way:
Your Ferrari has been sucking you off for years and the simple 
bitches fell for it but the smart ones are where???
I don't know quite honestly.
If I ever discover them they are probably almost out of this 
world! :)

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED BY YOUR IMMEDIATE INTERNAL HAEMORRHAGE*
Date: Sun Aug 17 08:55:11 2003

Message:
Yes it was good.
And I spat it all down the plughole.
And I did it ON PURPOSE!!!
And I don't care!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *IT'S THE MESSIAH'S WORLD NOW.* :))
Date: Sun Aug 17 09:01:15 2003

Message:
Where has Suzi Perry gone?
Oh where do you think she gone?
I think she gone down the steep and slippery slope ...... :))
I think she gone ..
To Croydon.

From: om/cf
To: Bega
Date: Sun Aug 17 12:46:07 2003

Message:
http://www.suziperry.com/

Could this chick get any more full of herself? Sheesh. LOL!

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Sun Aug 17 13:30:49 2003

Message:
Well good to hear you made it through school relatively safe.
But call me old fashioned, but I still believe that school is a 
place for learning, and should have nothing to do with being 
gay, straight, lesbian, black, white, hispanic, etc, etc.. Or 
wearing the latest fashions. I mean if you are gay, so be it. I 
dont see announcing it to the world is going to make any school 
a better place to get an education since there is still alot of 
predjudice assosiated with gay folks! And children can be very 
mean, once they find out where this school is located that 
opens a door for an increase in "Homegrown" Terrorism. I 
understand what you are saying, and that's a shame that, that 
child you knew commited suicide, but maybe had he not commented 
on his "Sexual Preferance" he may not have been humiliated, and 
tortured. I just think it's a better idea not to say what 
sexual preferance you are, and just carry on with the learning 
process. Straight children are tormented every day in school, 
and some of them are driven to suicide also. Which is becomming 
a growing concern. But announcing you are gay, a gang member, 
etc.. only opens the door for more relentless attacks on 
children who dont need the added pressure already associated 
with making it day, by day in school.

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:11:17 2003

Message:
By the way is the power back on in Toronto? You all did that on 
purpose didnt you? I am only kidding!!

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:17:21 2003

Message:
I didnt flip you off up there the second time lol, I did the 
first time but that wasnt me the second time!

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:13:40 2003

Message:
Hi, you are so correct in announcing that it is a groWING 
concern, oh and the relentless attacks too, that added pressure 
is going to destroy everything that is wonderful.

From: Lance
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:20:07 2003

Message:
Ya, why should a gay guy get beat up and picked on just because 
he wants to suck a weener, I say go ahead and suck the weener, 
and go into hiding, away from all the big mean straight guys 
with hot girlfriends.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:19:09 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
--------------------------------------

Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k

From: X
To: Merlyn
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:13:27 2003

Message:
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING
YOU & WALTER MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A RELATIONSHIP
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU SUCK
YOU WENT WITH LIBERACE HE SAYS YOU SUCK TOO

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE FAG REDNECKS FIGHT FOR YOU
IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF
YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY 



From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:31:57 2003

Message:
are you a COMEDIAN because i read your crap and i just laugh and 
laugh, keep it up you funny bitch :)

From: Bega
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:10:15 2003

Message:
http://www.suziperry.com/

Could this chick get any more full of herself? Sheesh. LOL!
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I like her voice recordings. I download them and laugh! LOL!

From: Bega
To: Marie
Subject: *THE CHEQUE PLEEEASE .. *
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:50:25 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
--------------------------------------

Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k
-----------------------------------------------------------------
10,000 ... but what currency??? ;)

From: Vega
To: Bega
Date: Sun Aug 17 16:21:05 2003

Message:
rats like cheese. dogs dig bones. cats eat rats. dogs eat cats, 
do u see where i am going with this?

From: om/cf
To: Vega
Subject: dogs Vs. cats
Date: Sun Aug 17 17:04:58 2003

Message:
In my experience, a cat will kick a dogs ass every single time. 
Well, actually the cat will rip some claws across the dogs snout 
and effectivly the dog calls it quits. I've never seen a dog eat 
a cat and I've been around both all my life.

From: Bega
To: Vega
Date: Sun Aug 17 17:25:20 2003

Message:
rats like cheese. dogs dig bones. cats eat rats. dogs eat cats, 
do u see where i am going with this?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, of course I do!
Just write me out the cheque.
Please.
Thanks! :)

From: X
To: ALL
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:00:25 2003

Message:
I JUST PULLED MY STINKY FINGER FROM MY ARSE, AND IT SMELLS 
DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.  COULD TACO PIZZA CAUSE THIS?

From: Bega
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:24:45 2003

Message:
I JUST PULLED MY STINKY FINGER FROM MY ARSE, AND IT SMELLS 
DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.  COULD TACO PIZZA CAUSE THIS?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well does it taste like taco pizza???

From: ALL
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:29:32 2003

Message:
no, sucking your dead mother dry is why

From: Colonel Sanders
To:
Subject: For Da Board
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:01:26 2003

Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken  
     Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here 
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?) 
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct 
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A 
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither 
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has 
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will 
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No, 
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one 
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there 
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that 
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze 
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the 
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you 
pencil puds, but read on.  
     Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of 
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will 
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up 
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the 
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them, 
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You 
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape? 
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send 
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet 
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the 
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the 
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together 
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet 
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage? 
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and 
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are 
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to 
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from 
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve), 
besides they make a convenient handle.  
     You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need 
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with 
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your 
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or 
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for 
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the 
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you 
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a 
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if 
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would 
you?  
     Your grip should be one hand around the base of the 
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short 
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short 
strokes, I forgot.  
     Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to 
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready 
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck. 
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some 
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you 
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.  
     I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You 
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only 
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love. 
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the 
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is 
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the 
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to 
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the 
neighbors might talk.  
     You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel 
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?  


From: Cat Hater
To: All
Subject: Pussy Time !!!!
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:09:07 2003

Message:
i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of the little shithead 
that you can't get rid of, usually cuz you're mom thinks it's 
the nicest fucker alive.

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your 
way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and 
watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just 
put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. 
It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, 
with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican 
without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the 
stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the 
air.

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't 
really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it 
defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz 
everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some 
diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab 
of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat 
will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't 
reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so 
fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the 
cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can 
glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his 
head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain 
reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all 
dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in 
turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get 
it?). But that's kinda mean.

3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, 
you kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's 
use wiskers to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering 
a tight spot, their wiskers will tell them if they're about to 
run into something (kind of like those cadillacs with those 
metal tubes sticking out the side). So what do you do? You cut 
the fuckers wiskers, down to you start getting fur. Then you 
gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh, about 
4 inches. The cat will naturally be fucked and stunned that us 
humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat 
cutting off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering 
what the fuck....So you just sit there and laugh your ass off. 
The cat might eventually make it's way out of the closet, but 
maybe you could, hmmm...Find something else to do to it after 
that? (grin>

4 -- Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is 
throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room 
(you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And 
start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, 
the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to 
it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep 
swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when 
you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly 
open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, 
believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're 
gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, 
moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is 
the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on 
Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.

4 -- Water ...We all know that cats hate water more than dogs, 
and would rather travel in a car then deal with it. But cat's 
are funny as hell in water. Try filling up a tub, or a sink, or 
something with water in it that the cat will fit in. Throw the 
fucker in for a minute or two (unless it's definitely going to 
drown, we'll talk about killing them later) and watch it 
squeal..They act like water is acid or something and yet they 
still drink water out of the toilet when none is available 
(these fuckers gotta get their facts straight). After the cat 
has had enough torture, grab it by the ear, or tail, or get a 
good grab around it's head and throw it out (throw it outside 
you fool). When a cat get's wet (especially a long-haired cat) 
they look like giant ferrets, really nasty like (which might 
persuade you to do something else, like nail it to a 2 by 4 and 
shoot it full of b-b's) but don't hurt it too bad..

5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) 
and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look 
through the little see-through window...It should be scared as 
hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at 
all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke 
it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start squirming at 
about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the 
Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely 
have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a 
month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill 
it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside 
out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a 
little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it 
or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can 
go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it 
for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know 
someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, 
and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 
seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which 
brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be 
opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave 
anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing 
you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth 
due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and 
some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a 
half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated 
and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up 
it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat 
would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest 
alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The 
last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead 
(for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think 
at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs 
literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to 
ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur 
starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 
minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. Which 
brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a 
microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the 
microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave 
away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if 
you want.


From: Cat
To: Cat Hater
Subject: PISS OFF ASSHOLE
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:13:10 2003

Message:
http://www.pcshock.com/Moo/images/catwithattitude.jpg

From: X
To: PHONY X
Date: Sun Aug 17 20:22:55 2003

Message:
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TWO DAYS! I THINK IT'S FUNNY AS HELL THAT 
SOME OF YOU WANT TO BE ME SO VERY BAD!!!! LOL!

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Aug 17 20:42:00 2003

Message:
WHO LIKES HOW I LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Bega
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 21:04:27 2003

Message:
WHO LIKES HOW I LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A bit overemphasised.

From: om/cf
To: chicken fucking pussy hater
Date: Sun Aug 17 22:19:17 2003

Message:
Don't be h8t'n!

From:
To: u know who
Date: Mon Aug 18 01:07:52 2003

Message:

From: me
To: marie
Date: Mon Aug 18 11:57:28 2003

Message:
Oh come on bitch, let me fuck you up the brown eye and cum in 
your mouth

From: awm
To: all
Subject: whatever
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:12:49 2003

Message:
just droped in and I find that same old sick people nothing wise 
to talk about grow up and act like men.I will be back in three 
months time to see any improvment good luck.

From: THE TRUE X
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:25:21 2003

Message:
DID I MENTION THERE IS A PHONY X LURKING IN THE SHADOWS, IF IT 
IS MY POST FROM NOW ON I WILL CALL MYSELF "THE TRUE X" JUST TO 
GIVE THE BOARD A QUICK HEADS UP. 

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:32:48 2003

Message:
hi x why do you suck cocks in the truck stop? does it make you 
feel sexy? suck harder and please blow more often, I'm just 
quoting your father :)

From: Bega
To: Croydonites
Subject: *COULD THIS POSSIBLY INVOLVE ....... MONEY????* :)
Date: Mon Aug 18 14:31:16 2003

Message:
[To the sane, original contributors on this board ignore the 
following lunacy.]
My opinion is that the Space Mission will occur locally and 
despite appearances.
Nonetheless, that is my opinion and it is not infallible.
I have seen some other reasons why people should get their act 
together and make an initial investment.
As I have explained the most appropriate ways to get hold of 
some money is either through a public bursary [which is unlikely 
but realise that the politicians are wrapped up in their own 
problems currently] or through asking people to pool together a 
few pounds.
I am however pursuing less appropriate avenues because I fail to 
be able to impress on people the seriousness of this requirement 
and the proof is in the pudding: I have received nothing through 
this means.
The fact I have none is I am aware upsetting a lot of people for 
diverse reasons which is why I would ask those people I 
originally asked to get organised and act.
Thank you.

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *Concerning the inability to heal anyone or anything.*
Date: Mon Aug 18 14:40:09 2003

Message:
Concerning the inability to heal anyone or anything:
I think we should just accept that psychologically your 
treatment of me has been less than mediocre.
I believe many of you require psychological examination 
yourselves.
Hopefully in a few years I might feel better about other people 
but it is not about to happen anytime soon.
Things like prolonging my material resourcing abilities don't 
really change this because the damage was done a long while back 
yet I cannot see the point of extending this over time: it is 
simply unhelpful.
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 16:22:40 2003

Message:
Cats are evil. they get caught in your car fan, they get under 
your tires, but they're lots of fun to do burnouts on!    

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Date: Mon Aug 18 17:54:05 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Date: Mon Aug 18 17:59:30 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?

From: X
To: DA BOARD
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:04:10 2003

Message:
HAY ALL!!!!! i JUST STROLLED IN FROM A LONG WEEKEND AT MY LOCAL 
FAGGY BAR, I, OF COURSE WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION, WITH MY LEATHER 
CHAPS ON WITH THE BUTT CHEEKS CUT OUT. I FELT LIKE A GODDESS, IT 
WAS NICE.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:16:30 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?
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A lot of people visit this site though they don't participate 
with messages here.
*Where do I come up with this shit?*
Where do you think I come up with this shit?

From: THE TRUE X
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:17:27 2003

Message:
I TRUELY CAN SAY THAT I AM THE BOARD BITCH, I WISH I COULD 
DEFEND MY HONOR, BUTT I AM A FUCKING MORON :(

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Subject: The Weired Shit Bega Types
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:20:45 2003

Message:
you type some weired shit.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:51:01 2003

Message:
you type some weired shit.
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You are confirming this?

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *GREETINGS!*
Date: Mon Aug 18 19:17:19 2003

Message:
I just don't see how people can come up to me in the street and 
mouth off a few words about *new messiah* and hound me and give 
me no privacy amongst other things and also to be fully aware of 
my financial condition.
Also since I promise to be a *money making machine* and to 
consider the fact that EVEN THEN people are not interested in an 
investment that will hugely enrich them and are uninterested in 
local economic revival to begin.
Huh? 
My opinion is that you are insane.

From: Bega
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 19:42:36 2003

Message:
I SUCK PENIS UNTIL IT BLOWS IN MY MOUTH :) CALL ME A CUNT BUT I 
WILL BE SUCKING ONE VERY SHORTLY, I MUST SAY IT SENDS ME 
FLOGGING ABOUT. god bless the dead queen and her soul:))

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 20:32:18 2003

Message:
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From: Bega
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 21:00:42 2003

Message:
This name sucks. I'm going to do away with it and just go back 
to Richard. Go Bega Seth up the arse of a Secret Agent!!!
LOL! Stupid kiddies.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 21:15:39 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:48:22 2003

Message:
Let's kill cats!!
            
        

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:49:06 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: Marie 
Subject: *THE CHEQUE PLEEEASE .. * 
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:50:25 2003 
Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
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Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k
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10,000 ... but what currency??? ;)

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Call your Treasury Dept. and see who's currency is stronger at 
the moment!
You do know I am joking right? lol...

From: Marie
To: Me
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:05:08 2003

Message:
From: me 
To: marie 
Date: Mon Aug 18 11:57:28 2003 
Message:
Oh come on bitch, let me fuck you up the brown eye and cum in 
your mouth
--------------------------------
Nope!


From: Marie
To: Nice try U Know Nothing!
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:08:08 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:32:48 2003 
Message:
hi x why do you suck cocks in the truck stop? does it make you 
feel sexy? suck harder and please blow more often, I'm just 
quoting your father :)
--------------------------------
God you are so disgusting, and tasteless, you give yourself 
away! On ALL the boards!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:11:23 2003

Message:
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.
-----------------------------
I think you picked the wrong place for privacy! :)

From: Marie
To: Awm
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:18:26 2003

Message:
From: awm 
To: all 
Subject: whatever 
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:12:49 2003 
Message:
just droped in and I find that same old sick people nothing 
wise 
to talk about grow up and act like men.I will be back in three 
months time to see any improvment good luck.
----------------------------------
I'll try lol...3 months? Isnt that cutting it a bit close? The 
healing time will take longer than that!!!

From: Marie
To: U Know Nothing
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:21:11 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:48:22 2003 
Message:
Let's kill cats!!
-------------------------------
How about Let's just blow up Cali!

From: om/cf
To: Richard Dubya
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:32:19 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.
_____________________________________

L M F A O!!  I hoist a cold one!  Cheers!

From: Marie
To: Lance
Subject: And I know that wasnt you who wrote that stupid shit up there^
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:50:51 2003

Message:
Experts Question Legality of High School for Gays 
 
 
    
 
    
 
 
Monday, August 18, 2003
By C. Spencer Beggs

 
NEW YORK   When news surfaced that Harvey Milk High School 
(search), a fully accredited public school for gay, lesbian, 
bisexual and transgendered students, would open its doors next 
month, many education experts were surprised to learn that 
classrooms could be legally segregated based on sexual 
orientation.

  
 
 
 
"I thought it was a joke when I first read it," Krista Kafer, 
senior education analyst at The Heritage Foundation (search), 
said of the New York City high school.  It seems like an 
unfortunate and controversial use of taxpayer money. I would 
have no issue with it if it were a private school.  

In fact, one concerned group led by state Sen. Ruben Diaz 
(search) filed a lawsuit Wednesday in the state Supreme Court 
alleging that the school violates state anti-discrimination 
policies in schools.

And they weren't the only ones taken aback by the announcement 
that public funds would be used to run the Harvey Milk project.

Educational reform advocate and Foxnews.com columnist Joanne 
Jacobs said she was sympathetic to the needs of gay students, 
but wary of educational policy that would remove them from 
public classrooms   a policy reminiscent of racial segregation 
a half-century ago.

 I think we should be very reluctant to separate students, 
especially about something that's not about education,  Jacobs 
said.  Learning is the same, gay or straight. 

-----------------------------------------

From: Marie
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:59:42 2003

Message:
NEW YORK   New information suggests Usama bin Laden (search) 
may be alive and well and still coordinating terror attacks.

  
 
 
 
Reuters reported Monday that the Al Arabiya (search) television 
news channel aired an audiotape allegedly from an Al Qaeda 
(search) spokesman saying bin Laden and Taliban chief Mullah 
Omar (search) were urging Muslims to fight a holy war against 
U.S. troops in Iraq. 

The tape praised Muslims for their resistance and acts of 
sabotage. It also urged further uprisings as part of a full-
out "jihad," or holy war, against coalition troops, saying "The 
group of believers carrying jihad in the name of God planted 
fear and terror in the hearts of Americans."

The tape could not be immediately authenticated.
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No Al-Quaida connection huh?

From: Marie
To:
Subject: What the hell? Saddam in Drag??
Date: Tue Aug 19 00:19:58 2003

Message:
By KEVIN RIORDAN 
Courier-Post Columnist 

Shopping in one of South Jersey's 4,567 mega-drugstores the 
other day, I was feeling blah 'n' blue about the endless winter 
and the relentless drums of war.

Then I spotted The Weekly World News and my spirits soared.

Not because I wanted to read about the New Jersey woman 
who "found Hitler's head" in a bowling bag.

Or about the woman - not from New Jersey, thankfully - who 
was "pregnant for 14 years."

What got me to plunk down $2.79 for the latest issue of TWWN 
was the photo of Saddam Hussein decked out in a flowered dress, 
sensible white pumps and black Queen Elizabeth-style handbag.

According to TWWN, "Saddam's Secret Life" not only includes 
drag but "X-rated gay movies" and a giant Michael Jackson 
statue.

Fear not: The movies have nothing to do with the statue, or 
vice versa.

It seems that "after enduring months of perverted confessions 
from the demented dictator," Saddam's "former psychiatrist" has 
escaped. The first stop on the road to freedom, apparently, was 
an interview with TWWN, during which "Dr. Naji Ibrahim" told 
all. 

Saddam, says the good doctor, "likes to dress up as an American 
housewife." That is, when not "playing with his George W. Bush 
and Tony Blair dolls" or "wearing a black-lace nightie and 
(pretending) he's been captured by Israeli security agents."

I know, the phrase "too much information" has begun bouncing 
around your brain.

But just wait!

A videotape of Saddam's "shocking 1968 porn film" has been 
discovered. Entitled The Two Boys Played, it follows the 
adventures of "a naive young peasant" (Saddam) who is "wrongly 
convicted and sent to jail."
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Jesus, if that wasnt reason enough to get rid of his ass? lol

From: X
To:
Subject: The Weekly World News ?
Date: Tue Aug 19 01:41:36 2003

Message:
I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I SEE IT IN THE "NATIONAL STAR"

SADLY, THERE ARE SEVERAL MILLION IDIOTS IN THE U.S. THAT 
ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT THEY READ IN THESE WEEKLY RAGS, 
SHOWING THAT THE EDUCATIONAL LEVEL IN THIS COUNTRY IS SINKING 
LOWER AND LOWER.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie
Subject: *WE SOLVED THE ISSUE WITH A HELIUM BOMB*
Date: Tue Aug 19 01:57:50 2003

Message:
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.
-----------------------------
I think you picked the wrong place for privacy! :)
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If a cemetery is the *wrong place for privacy* then what is the 
right place?

From: Richard Jay Dubya
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Aug 19 02:00:06 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.
_____________________________________

L M F A O!!  I hoist a cold one!  Cheers!

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Cheers! Glug ... glug ... glug ... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

From: MajicMarker
To: Jimbo
Subject: SkowseKunt
Date: Tue Aug 19 03:36:16 2003

Message:
Jimbo you fucken dogshit breathed cunt. Your sister keeps 
gobbling off old-boys behind mcdonalds next to your mum. Can't 
you keep your family under control, isn't it bad enough your 
dad's been caught wanking at the Jamie Bulger site. It is truly 
disgusting I hope you tinker shites get the beating you deserve.

From: zig zig
To: all you cunts
Date: Tue Aug 19 06:12:13 2003

Message:
Hi all you Cunts in the USA, the Cunts who can't win a fight and 
whose women are all cock suckers and drug addicts.

Hi all you BLACK CUNTS from the USA, you all should be put up 
against a wall and shot while your all sucking your mom's clits 

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 06:39:43 2003

Message:
coons the fuckin lot of ya

From: muppet
To: USA
Date: Tue Aug 19 12:05:36 2003

Message:
Hey right on man, Yanks are all cocksuckers who can't fight and 
think that everything they have is big, but they only have big 
fucken mouths like their cock sucking mothers 

From:
To:
Subject: Joke of the day
Date: Tue Aug 19 13:34:33 2003

Message:
Tony Blair.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TODAY'S BAGHDAD BOMBING"
Date: Tue Aug 19 14:19:21 2003

Message:
Personally I can't see what good came of bombing all these U.N. 
representatives.
I condemn this misguided action.
The problem here is that too many of these people were housed 
under one roof and that people did not believe that they would 
come under attack.
Perhaps if such people are to remain in the country then they 
should be kept in smaller numbers together with modern systems 
of communication between them.
That way if they come under attack there can only be less 
casualties.
It is hardly ideal but it is something to consider right now.
I will try and think of other things that may help in the future.

From: fatima
To: U
Subject: OOPS
Date: Sat Aug 16 11:57:07 2003

Message:
hey ppl..me again..lol..itz acaully......       www.mingers.com
hahaaaaa laterz xx fatima

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:14:37 2003

Message:
see you sperm samples are awake then 

From: Richard Warwick
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES*
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS*
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003

Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?

From: zig zag
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:33:11 2003

Message:
Has anyone told you that you are a boring twat. Why don't to 
talk about something elase like how fuckin thick Yanks are, or 
why their women are god damm fuckin ugly motherfuckers 

From: Administration
To: all
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:39:10 2003

Message:
Please remember: Fools must continue to post in Blue.
                 Normal posts in Black.
                 Losers continue to post in Red.

From: om/cf
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:43:27 2003

Message:
You must consider pasty white skin and no muscle tone sexy on a 
women. To each his own, I guess. At some point could we discuss 
your spelling? Fuckin' cunt!

From: Richard Warwick
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Aug 19 18:34:04 2003

Message:
Has anyone told you that you are a boring twat. Why don't to 
talk about something elase like how fuckin thick Yanks are, or 
why their women are god damm fuckin ugly motherfuckers 
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You sound like an acne ridden 12 year old twat with shit for 
brains. Otherwise you are the F.B.I. Don't ask me why. You just 
are.

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 19:20:49 2003

Message:
why does he sound acne ridden?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Tue Aug 19 19:52:35 2003

Message:
why does he sound acne ridden?
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Because he is?
Because you are?
Because that sure as hell is one of the dumbest questions but 
while I waste time well why the hell not?
Because he puts on sun tan lotion and then uses steam to open 
his pores?
Vitamin A and/or D deficiency?
Straight forward infection?
Statistical probability?
You tell me.

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:05:27 2003

Message:
chill out and have a qualude, dont be a flatliner man

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:16:07 2003

Message:
chill out and have a qualude, dont be a flatliner man
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Who'd you rape?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:54:50 2003

Message:
you raped somebody?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:59:14 2003

Message:
have you ever smoked a joint through an apple? its pretty cool 
man

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Subject: pot and sponge bob
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:02:01 2003

Message:
Is that a cool combo, man

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:04:02 2003

Message:
Have you ever farted and waved the stink at someone?

From: Lance
To: Marie
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:13:52 2003

Message:
Have you?

From:
To: EVERYONE
Date: Fri Mar 22 11:03:36 2002

Message:
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS

From: trinity735
To: n e 1
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:24:11 2003

Message:
hello

From:
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:25:59 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers

From: om/cf
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Subject: Dope 'n Such
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:18:52 2003

Message:
Ever drink dirty bong water in the mornin' for a buzz after an 
all night party, fuckin' lightweight? Ever lick the cocaine 
residue from the leftover one inch square magazine paper 
wrappers it came in you spent all night chasing all over town to 
find, in the mornin' when the high is going away fast but the 
teeth are still grinding and you spent all your paycheck? What 
to do.

Nah, you're more of a pipe resin scraper, rolling it up into 
little tarballs and then pretending you're smoking killer hash.


From: om/cf
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:37:48 2003

Message:
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS

You're not my fucking brother - trust me on that point.

"Can't we just all get along?" Fuck NO! It'll never happen. Next?

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:41:00 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have one question for you. Have you Humped a Roo Today?

From: X
To: CLYDE
Date: Tue Aug 19 22:02:28 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers_________________________________________________________


SO WE TANNED HIS HIDE WHEN HE DIED CLYDE,
AND THATS IT HANGIN IN THE SHED! (ALL TOGETHER NOW!)

TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN,
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN!



From:
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 23:28:27 2003

Message:
X is a pussy.     
       

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 19 23:15:34 2003

Message:
LOL! I guess they know not just how fucked up we can be.

The bombing of the U.N. buiding in Baghdad and twenty murdered 
on the bus in Israel, including children, pretty much put me in a
grouchy mood.

Watched the tape of Ozzy singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" 
at Wrigly Field the other day...fucking hilarious, he didn't 
have a clue, then started humming - incoherently!

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Wed Aug 20 00:48:05 2003

Message:
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE IN RETIREMENT HOMES THAT ARE MORE COHERENT THAN 
OZZIE! LOL!
AS FOR THE SOLDIERS IN IRAQ....
WE WENT IN TO OUST SADDAM FROM POWER: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED-JOB 
DONE----BUT WE WON'T BE LEAVING FOR AWHILE.
I HAVE SAID ALL ALONG----FUCK IRAQI FREEDOM, WE DON'T HAVE AN 
INSTRUCTION MANUAL, AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 

From: 0=&%
To: ne.... X .....t!
Subject: Ignorant Americunts
Date: Wed Aug 20 06:00:43 2003

Message:
You are a lying fucking idiot. Now you say we went in to oust 
Saddam from power. 6 months ago you denied that very statement 
and said you going to find WMD. You are an ignorant sperm-stain 
with absolutely no clue on how to see anyone else's point of 
view or situation, you are a neanderthal (though I doubt you 
know what that is) but then again you are an americunt. I'm sure 
you come from a family mommy keeps quiet while daddio and oh 
brother! give the young daughter a good drunken raping at the 
weekend.

From: om/cf
To: 0=&%
Date: Wed Aug 20 06:53:25 2003

Message:
OZZY?? Is that YOU??

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:05:36 2003

Message:
Have you ever known when to shutup?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *If such a technique bears any scientific credulity whatsoever.*
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:07:00 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES* 
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS* 
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003 
Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So people can make of that what they want after all it is 
strictly free of charge.
Presumably a tumour has more *kinetic energy* associated with it 
for cell division is generally accelerated and in those terms 
probably physically at a higher temperature quite literally - th 
ough there would be other factors like blood flow which 
determine this.
The effect of applying a cold inducing agent on a substance that 
is hotter in temperature to another area is a proposition that 
intrigues me but an appropriate temperature for that agent would 
have to be worked out if such a technique was to be effective.
If one had a cold inducing agent then this could say be injected 
or inserted within that area of the tumour - that area 
calculated as the centre for the tumour.
Alternatively the tumour is peripheral and lies just beneath the 
skin in which case the agent would be placed again in the centre 
facing the skin but peripherally.


From: X
To: 0=&%
Date: Wed Aug 20 09:11:28 2003

Message:
LOVED YOUR POST! IT WAS FILLED WITH INCOMPLETE SENTENCES, AND 
HALF-FORMED THOUGHTS, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE 
HAVING QUITE A FEW PROBLEMS WITH EVERYDAY LIFE. AND SINCE YOU'VE 
TAKEN THE POSITION YOU HAVE IN REGUARDS TO MYSELF, YOUR SERIOUS 
PROBLEMS GIVE ME MUCH HAPPINESS AND CONTENTMENT.

        WAITING ANXIOUSLY FOR YOUR INEVITABLE SUICIDE,
                             X

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 08:12:13 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *If such a technique bears any scientific credulity 
whatsoever.* 
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:07:00 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES* 
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS* 
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003 
Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So people can make of that what they want after all it is 
strictly free of charge.
Presumably a tumour has more *kinetic energy* associated with it 
for cell division is generally accelerated and in those terms 
probably physically at a higher temperature quite literally - th 
ough there would be other factors like blood flow which 
determine this.
The effect of applying a cold inducing agent on a substance that 
is hotter in temperature to another area is a proposition that 
intrigues me but an appropriate temperature for that agent would 
have to be worked out if such a technique was to be effective.
If one had a cold inducing agent then this could say be injected 
or inserted within that area of the tumour - that area 
calculated as the centre for the tumour.
Alternatively the tumour is peripheral and lies just beneath the 
skin in which case the agent would be placed again in the centre 
facing the skin but peripherally.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Credulity* should read *Credibility.*
If you wish to carry out research then perhaps you may wish to 
name myself as the instigator of that research with my ideas.
Attempting to claim my ideas for your own shall simply lend you 
the reputation of a liar and cheat from the Historical 
perspective whether or not your research efforts are real.
One inaccuracy: probably you should heat-cauterise necrosis 
instead of cooling it.
Then cut most of it out and indeed maggots should do a pretty 
good job of cleaning up the wound.
Concerning tumours I propose the following:
*Rate of cell division is directly proportional to the rate of 
kinetic energy release at the molecular levels for those 
particular cells.*
Can you guess the rest?


From: Marie
To: Every Country On The Planet
Subject: Mankind
Date: Wed Aug 20 09:39:34 2003

Message:
What is it going to take to make you realize that taking 
Justice to the Enemy is the ONLY way we are going to be able to 
exist? No matter where you are, or who you are, terrorism has 
hit YOUR front door. Or will be soon!
How much longer are YOU going to sit back and take it? Until 
you have your own 9-11? Are you not tired of waking up and 
thinking "I wonder who is going to get bombed today"? How many 
more innocent people will die today? It is time for YOU to take 
action, go after and hunt down EVERY last terrorist 
organization on the face of this earth! No matter what cave 
they dwell in, No matter what rock they hide under! EVERY act 
of terrorism is a loss to us ALL. Not just the US anymore!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:28:15 2003

Message:
Feel free to call Hillary Clinton and thank her for ol' Billy-boy 
giving "assault" rifles to the Palestinian "Authority". Isn't it 
great how Comrade Clinton denied Americans of our Constitutional 
right to keep and bear arms, yet the silly fucker says to the PA, 
"Here, take these weapons and DON'T murder innocent, unarmed 
Israelis hint hint wink wink nod". FUCK HAMAS, FUCK THE CLINTONS, 
AND FUCK IF ANYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!I'm SICK of my government 
giving terrorists more freedom than they give me! I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!! Now it's 
time to humt for any Al Queerda who may be hiding in Detroit or 
Toronto. FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!
        

From: X
To:
Subject: ABOVE POST
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:39:17 2003

Message:
I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I 
CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!__________


ANONYMOUSLY, OF COURSE!!! AND YOU'LL GET TO DECIDE WHO'S GOING 
TO BE SHOT TOO? WILL THERE BE ANY TRIAL? IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TO 
READ ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DEFEND AMERICA, BUT BELIEVE ITS 
CONSTITUTION AND ITS LAWS ARE WORTHLESS DOCUMENTS. SORT OF 
A "NAZIS FOR CHRIST" MENTALITY.

From: zig zag
To: daft fuckin yanks
Date: Wed Aug 20 13:09:10 2003

Message:
Why do you fuckin stupid Yanks want guns for, you will only shoot 
the poor sods fighting alongside you.




You shower of soft fuckin black spick bastards

From: X
To: CLYDE
Date: Wed Aug 20 13:25:20 2003

Message:
You shower of soft fuckin black spick bastards__________________

BLACK SPICK BASTARDS!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: web surfer
To: anyone
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:54:54 2003

Message:
Is this board about 9-11? Is this sort of thing always discussed 
here? With the background it would seem a serious site. 

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: web surfer
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:02:14 2003

Message:
NO!!!! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS SITE, AND ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE 
(OM/CF, X, AND RICHARD) ARE ALWAYS DEBATING ON POLITICAL ISSUES. 
HOPE YOU JOIN IN :)

From: om/cf
To: zig zag
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:01:11 2003

Message:
Why do you fuckin stupid Yanks want guns for, you will only 
shoot the poor sods fighting alongside you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, why the hell is that. You Brits carry some kind of bullet 
magnet in your kits or just stumble about, getting in the way 
all the time?




From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:17:24 2003

Message:
What does OM/CF stand for? :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: Well Hung Transexual
Date: Wed Aug 20 19:30:32 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You sound like some sexual deviant. I'm going to find out who 
you are and ask for an explanation. I'd just like to tell you to 
eat shit & die you scumfuck non-entity. Go do it.
 

From: Richard Warwick
To: Web Surfer
Date: Wed Aug 20 19:33:33 2003

Message:
Is this board about 9-11? Is this sort of thing always discussed 
here? With the background it would seem a serious site.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The background is serious. Much of the foreground consists of 
the antics of gay clown loser boys.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 20:23:10 2003

Message:
Option Explicit
Dim ret As VbMsgBoxResult

Private Sub Form_Load()

ret = MsgBox("here is your money!", vbInformation + vbOKCancel)

End Sub

Private Sub Form_Paint()
If ret = vbOK Then
  Form1.Print "Here is the money!"
Else
  Form1.Print "Don't fucking have the money then!"
End If

End Sub

From: .44
To: zig zag
Date: Wed Aug 20 20:58:49 2003

Message:
Better you than me. Let's see now... 2 right... 1 right... 'bye 
zig zag...             

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:02:18 2003

Message:
Hey you snivelly little shit,

  The anonymous poster has it right. Clearly you don't understand 
that because in addition to your lack of a working brain, you 
also lack a spine. For a gay lover of a transvestite you sure are 
wordy this evening. I would have thought that you'd be exercising 
your lip's stretch marks on "her".   
                 

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:11:43 2003

Message:
First, I kiss you all over then we would tea bag eachother, 
after orgasm we would take a buttermilk bath like you love to 
do, are you in love with me?

From: X
To: .44
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:17:57 2003

Message:
GO HAVE SEX WITH A POODLE YOU STUPID DICK!!!!!! LAUGH OUT LOUD

From: Ricardo Mantolbaun
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:19:46 2003

Message:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM    BUTTERMILK, I am going on 
a star trek cruise on tuesday, we will be setting sail from san 
pedro, oh my!!

From: Ricardo
To: Richard
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:28:48 2003

Message:
I will be bringing my new dog with me, he is a pappione, his 
name is 'loren le' blanche, we call him rein which means queen, 
oh my!!!

From: X
To: .44
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:35:09 2003

Message:
BOY, YOU SURE LIKE TO THINK ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS, AND HOMOSEXUAL 
ACTS! WHY DON'T YOU GET UP THE GUTS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, 
DICKSUCK?

TELLING ME I'M GAY DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY. IF LIFE WERE THAT EASY, 
I COULD JUST WISH YOU DEAD!  

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:55:49 2003

Message:
Did I hurt your feelings, you faggot? I SHIT ON YOUR FACE! Your 
relations with a transvestite are well documented on the boards. 
Come on, gay boy, it's time for you to admit you're a closet fag. 
The first step is admitting that you're a pervert. The second is 
my boot to the back of your head when I make you bite the curb.   
                       

From: om/cf
To: Well Hung Transexual
Date: Wed Aug 20 22:01:14 2003

Message:
What does OM/CF stand for? :)
______________________________

It would take an eternity to explain what I stand for - or 
against - and I'm not about to post a lengthy resume at the 
current time. Perhaps a trip down memory lane through the 
archives could answer your question. Speaking of which, I have a 
simple question for you - yes or no really.

Can a well hung, admittedly queer, transvestite fuck her or 
himself in the ass?

From: .44
To: fragile X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:55:49 2003

Message:
You should shoot yourself in the head. You'll like the feel of 
the gun barrel as you insert it into your mouth. Wow! Deja Vu for 
X! 
                               
          

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Aug 20 23:25:50 2003

Message:
WOW! WHY DON'T Y-O-U SHOOT ME? 
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, YOU'RE JUST A BIG-TALKIN PUNK. LOL!!!!

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Fuck a bunch of this! Rant!!!!!
Date: Wed Aug 20 22:41:30 2003

Message:
Of the twenty killed in the latest Pali murder mission, ten held 
American citizenship. Perhaps this will finally be enough for 
fuckwad Bush to give the Israeli's the go ahead to eliminate 
Hamas, Arafat and the rest of the death cult scum. IDF tanks 
rolled back into Ramallah (sp) today and the best scenerio would 
be if they continue on to Aridfart's compound and finish the 
fucking job once and for all. But no, they'll do the seige thing 
again and let that worthless pig live. Abbas, at least, feigns 
making an effort at dismantling Hamas and the rest of the death 
cultists but Arafuck will not agree to that completly. The Road 
Map to Peace is fucked by the Pal's and I pray that these 
terrorist scum get driven into Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Egypt
before they can murder one more civilian on a bus or anywhere 
else in Israel.

Then the roadmap to peace can take the correct exit at Lebanon, 
sorting out the Hizbollah animals, and taking the expressway 
into Syria and chase the fleeing criminals towards Iraq where 
troops are waiting to mow the fucking animals down at the border.

But HELL NO, this won't happen, we'll keep fucking around, 
trying to appease these religious extremist cocksuckers and 
whine and cry when the same exact shit happens over and over 
again and we lose young men and women in Iraq. Fuck being a nice 
guy, we blew that cover long ago. I want to see some goddamn 
aggresivness to get these Islamic extremist bastards sorted out. 
No fucking patty-cakes, and sitting-duck troops, but a fucking 
all-out assault on these motherfuckers. 

It's starting to sound like political correctness game playing, 
just like Vietnam. "You can bomb HERE, but not over THERE. This 
are is a no-fire zone, but you can kill the enemy till the cows 
come home over THERE." This is a fucking war - yes, it's still a 
war, even in Iraq - no government officials surrendered yet and 
as Merlyn pointed out many times, the original Gulf War never 
ended. It still hasn't ended.

I've read so much differing shit I could just puke. But my hunch 
is that the majority of the Iraqi people are happy to be rid of 
Saddman, but they want a government set up as soon as possible. 
Now, insurgents from all over the Arab world are pouring into 
Iraq and IF we just let the military take off the fucking kiddie 
gloves and punch these fuckers tickets, the world would be a 
better place. We are too goddamned concerned with civilian 
casualties at this point. The fucking enemy is not worried about 
innocent's, as they proved yet again with the cobbled together 
bomb they blew the U.N. building im Baghdad to shit with.

From: om/cf
To: All
Date: Thu Aug 21 00:22:49 2003

Message:
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry! I posted on the wrong board. You 
sexual freaks and space traveler's continue on as you were!

LMFAOOOOOF!!! Take care, and take your med's.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Thu Aug 21 00:33:44 2003

Message:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 03:47:52 2003

Message:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

From: Richard Warwick
To: God
Subject: http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:31:07 2003

Message:
"I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a 
person tells you it's My will that they kill someone, they're 
wrong. Got it?"
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes I understand perfectly!
I am however appealing for an exception in this PARTICULAR case.
You don't understand ... I'm afraid I simply DO NOT have time to 
explain to you.
However if YOU DID then I KNOW that you would DEFINITELY agree.
Okay?
Thanks! :)
Now I would like to ask you to stop wasting my time.
I know you are important and everything but I have important 
things to do too.
So fuck off! :)
[This is NOT meant unkindly.]
Thanks! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *THE ENTIRE STATE OF IRAQ ... WENT AWAY?* :)
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:36:54 2003

Message:
Of the twenty killed in the latest Pali murder mission, ten held 
American citizenship. Perhaps this will finally be enough for 
fuckwad Bush to give the Israeli's the go ahead to eliminate 
Hamas, Arafat and the rest of the death cult scum. IDF tanks 
rolled back into Ramallah (sp) today and the best scenerio would 
be if they continue on to Aridfart's compound and finish the 
fucking job once and for all. But no, they'll do the seige thing 
again and let that worthless pig live. Abbas, at least, feigns 
making an effort at dismantling Hamas and the rest of the death 
cultists but Arafuck will not agree to that completly. The Road 
Map to Peace is fucked by the Pal's and I pray that these 
terrorist scum get driven into Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Egypt
before they can murder one more civilian on a bus or anywhere 
else in Israel.

Then the roadmap to peace can take the correct exit at Lebanon, 
sorting out the Hizbollah animals, and taking the expressway 
into Syria and chase the fleeing criminals towards Iraq where 
troops are waiting to mow the fucking animals down at the border.

But HELL NO, this won't happen, we'll keep fucking around, 
trying to appease these religious extremist cocksuckers and 
whine and cry when the same exact shit happens over and over 
again and we lose young men and women in Iraq. Fuck being a nice 
guy, we blew that cover long ago. I want to see some goddamn 
aggresivness to get these Islamic extremist bastards sorted out. 
No fucking patty-cakes, and sitting-duck troops, but a fucking 
all-out assault on these motherfuckers. 

It's starting to sound like political correctness game playing, 
just like Vietnam. "You can bomb HERE, but not over THERE. This 
are is a no-fire zone, but you can kill the enemy till the cows 
come home over THERE." This is a fucking war - yes, it's still a 
war, even in Iraq - no government officials surrendered yet and 
as Merlyn pointed out many times, the original Gulf War never 
ended. It still hasn't ended.

I've read so much differing shit I could just puke. But my hunch 
is that the majority of the Iraqi people are happy to be rid of 
Saddman, but they want a government set up as soon as possible. 
Now, insurgents from all over the Arab world are pouring into 
Iraq and IF we just let the military take off the fucking kiddie 
gloves and punch these fuckers tickets, the world would be a 
better place. We are too goddamned concerned with civilian 
casualties at this point. The fucking enemy is not worried about 
innocent's, as they proved yet again with the cobbled together 
bomb they blew the U.N. building im Baghdad to shit with.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!  

From: Richard Warwick
To: *B.B.C. NEWSREADING CUNTS*
Subject: *THIS IS INDEED A CLASSIC NEWSREADER JACKASS FOOL!!!* LOL!!!
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:56:04 2003

Message:
How are you today my l'il newsreading cunts?
I have news for you.
Have you guessed?
I am my own reporter.
Have a nice day my B.B.C. newsreading l'il cunts. :)

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 08:42:59 2003

Message:
You are probably right. With the state the world is in, leaving 
the planet makes a lot of sense. :) NaNu NaNu, over 'n out.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *B.B.C. SQUANDERERS*
Subject: *RUE THE DAY JEREMY BOWEN! RUE THE DAY!* LOL!!
Date: Thu Aug 21 08:59:26 2003

Message:
*We have reports coming in that we have failed to report on the 
reappearance of God.*
I know that you know that everybody knows that I know ..
I know!
Here is the live feed .. ;)
Here is the ...?

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:05:05 2003

Message:
You are probably right. With the state the world is in, leaving 
the planet makes a lot of sense. :) NaNu NaNu, over 'n out.
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Xenon -> Xanadu Hell or BUST!!!
[Nice bust on that by the way.]
Gimme your money or I'll shop ya soul at the next fool moon! 
LOL!!
I tried the *Beam me up now* routine but it didn't work.

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:17:32 2003

Message:
Yer loads more black fucks dead, you lot have made my fuckin day.




Fuckin cooooooons the lot of yer

From:
To: Yank Twats
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:23:34 2003

Message:
When is a man not a man, When he's a fuckin gobshite Yank

From: Marie
To: ?
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:44:59 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:28:15 2003 
Message:
Feel free to call Hillary Clinton and thank her for ol' Billy-
boy 
giving "assault" rifles to the Palestinian "Authority". Isn't 
it 
great how Comrade Clinton denied Americans of our 
Constitutional 
right to keep and bear arms, yet the silly fucker says to the 
PA, 
"Here, take these weapons and DON'T murder innocent, unarmed 
Israelis hint hint wink wink nod". FUCK HAMAS, FUCK THE 
CLINTONS, 
AND FUCK IF ANYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!I'm SICK of my government 
giving terrorists more freedom than they give me! I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I 
CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!! Now 
it's 
time to humt for any Al Queerda who may be hiding in Detroit or 
Toronto. FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------

I agree! There will be NO-ONE to take away MY right to keep and 
bare arms! Hillary is NOT on my list of people in Washington I 
would like to call however lol.. I do believe mistakes have 
been made by EVERY President that was in office to arm some of 
these assholes that come back to haunt us later! As for Hillary 
and Billy Bob, they should be held a "Gitmo" for a bit! 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 15:30:38 2003

Message:
I would like to see your bare arse 

From: zig zag
To: all
Date: Thu Aug 21 15:25:43 2003

Message:
Never mind my previous posts blokes.
I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

EVERYBODY SING!

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.



From: zig zag
To: odd ball obove
Date: Thu Aug 21 16:51:45 2003

Message:
you stupid sad fucker you. Go and put yer head between ya ma's 
flaps while yer dad shoots up yer arsehole pretty boy 

From: zig zag
To: yer bastards
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:18:57 2003

Message:
SING YA BLOODY FUCKS! SING!

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

They'll lock me 'n mum away - soon enough

'cause I can't get enough of that - bloody stuff



From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: that stuff you were sayin before
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:22:36 2003

Message:
What's goin on dude? I tripped of that

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:28:32 2003

Message:
Do you come up with that stuff on your own, dude?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:48:54 2003

Message:
Do you come up with that stuff on your own, dude?
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Yes I do most of it and then my mom corrects the spelling and 
then my cute little babe legal secretary posts it up here for 
me. Why dude?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 19:26:07 2003

Message:
Is this background like way twisted or what dude? kick ass 
backdrop, damn dude am i trippin or what?

From: om/cf
To: Richard
Date: Thu Aug 21 19:29:39 2003

Message:
penis is my future

From: om/cf
To: faudulent one
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:26:20 2003

Message:
penis is my future
______________________________________

I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money. I'd be sippin' drinks on 
the beach in the Bahama's right now. Its water under the bridge 
at this stage however.



From: u |<now who
To: open mind/closed fist
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:34:33 2003

Message:
if i was on a beach in the bahamas the last fuckin thing i would 
be doing is defending myself on this site, you are a waste of 
sperm

From: om/cf
To: ALLLL
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:38:42 2003

Message:
open mind closed fist is what i call myself because when it 
comes to sensitive issues i can listen very carefully not to 
miss a word with an open and prolific mind, however, if i was to 
be incharge i would single handidly rule over the people with a 
firm and closed fist, and by god, i fuckin mean that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: u |<now who
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:56:36 2003

Message:
just kidding. what I'd really be doing is sucking cock behind 
some palm trees, so that after a few days I'd be able to afford 
a bottle of Corona.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:59:32 2003

Message:
I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money._____________________________

THE BANK WOULD THINK YOU OWNED A VENDING MACHINE COMPANY WHEN 
YOU SHOWED UP WITH ALL THAT CHANGE......

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:15:01 2003

Message:
where u at richard blowdick

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:07:59 2003

Message:
I don't want to rule over anyone.
Interesting fact but I have no time for my *following*
They shot themselves in foot long time back over considering 
that I would suddenly and for no money whatsoever transform 
their lives.
Also, the surveillance team I got here going are for more 
interested in just that: *surveillance*
The proof is in the pudding.
They offer me zero protection.
I'd say you are all fools who have fucked up if you acted in 
haste and without considering the best thing to do as a moral 
judgement.
Make all the moral judgements you like here on in but I declare 
you leaderless for evermore.
Parade your wealth and understand you are simply an abomination!
Offer me no protection then so unto you may no protection be 
ever provided in kind.
You are not my friends and I know you not you who seek to 
infiltrate the area from abroad so keen to grab your share of a 
non-existent pie.
I say long may things continue as they ever did.
Who has need for this but the people who would strive to make it 
their own?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MY POLICE SURVEILLANCE TEAM WHO MOVED IN NEXT DOOR*
Subject: *LEND ME A FIVER*
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:32:14 2003

Message:
That was kind of fun the mutual masturbation sessions with the 
police women. LOL!!
It has all come horribly true.
Do I look any good on that closed circuit thingummybob?
Do check on me hourly ...
When things look interesting then cease never to tear your eyes 
away from the screens!! :))
How many angles you got?
If I stood on my head could you still get a shot of the soles of 
my feet?
'Scuse me while I scratch my arse! LOL!!
Thanks for that million quid you fucking cheapskate liars!! LOL!!
You suck essentially.

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:35:47 2003

Message:
I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money._____________________________

THE BANK WOULD THINK YOU OWNED A VENDING MACHINE COMPANY WHEN 
YOU SHOWED UP WITH ALL THAT CHANGE......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That or they'd turn me in to the DEA for selling nickle-bags. Oh 
well, fucking cunts for money is far to dangerous a game 
nowadays anyway.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Aug 21 23:36:48 2003

Message:
You're the punk, bitch-boy. Who is it who spams the boards like 
the crybaby pussy that we all know he is? Why, it's X! Since it's 
an inevitability that we'll never meet since you're no doubt good 
at hiding in fear, and since the only way you know how to express 
your anger is by being a mouthy, hate-driven, board-spamming 
faggot, it's a foregone conclusion that you're completely 
useless. Consider: you mouth off on a message board in order to 
try to piss someone off. If you did that in public, you'd get 
beat up by someone. Either this has already happened, in which 
case your stupidity would be undeniable, or in which case you 
lack the balls to face someone w/whom you have a disagreement. 
Also, it's interesting that you're unable to take one tenth of 
the shit you spew out on the boards. Yes, it's clear that you're 
a pussy, X, and thank you for continuing to be my symbolic 
punching bag. I just wonder how much more humiliation you can 
take.
                          

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Aug 21 23:55:33 2003

Message:
LOVED YOUR LINE OF BULLSHIT!
KEEP IT COMING, IT SEEMS TO BE VERY GOOD THEREPY FOR YOU!
HAVE A GOOD ONE, LITTLE MAN!

From: om/cf
To: .44
Subject: X - the moutheth returneth
Date: Fri Aug 22 00:35:32 2003

Message:
"If you did that in public, you'd get beat up by someone."

The truth shall set you free! In X's case too much truth will 
get his ass kicked. LOL!

Of course he don't spew his anti-American B.S. in public. 
Chicken Shiites never do. You and I would have no fucking 
problem sitting down in a bar, tossing back a few and ranting 
our views at the top of our lungs. Shits like X cower in the 
corner and simmer till they get home and can get on their 'puter 
in safety. Here we go.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THAT POLICE WOMAN WAS A GOOD FUCK* :)
Date: Fri Aug 22 06:11:47 2003

Message:
THERE!!!
I fucked the police woman.
She came.
She had the sexy underwear & ... Everything!!
It was so so good!
Yum!
I'll sleep now.
Goodnight!
Sleep tight. Don't have nightmares.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Fri Aug 22 07:22:04 2003

Message:
LOL!! GET MY ASS KICKED!!!! ROFL!!!
THE FUNNY THING IS......I'VE POSTED SEVERAL TIMES A WAY TO MEET 
ME, BUT NONE OF YOU BIG MOUTH JACK-OFFS HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT!
I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IN PUBLIC, AND NONE OF YOU EVER SAYS 
A WORD, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL BUST YOUR FUCKING HEADS WIDE 
OPEN! DON'T BELIVE IT? ARRANGE A MEETING, AND FIND OUT, UNLESS 
YOU'RE SO TIRED FROM MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN(THE MOST POPULAR 
AMERICAN PASTIME)TO BE ABLE TO GET UP OFF YOUR DEAD ASSES.
YOU SAT ON YOUR ASS AFTER 9-11, AND DID NOTHING, AND YOU'LL DO 
NOTHING NOW,BUT SIT AND CRYBABY WHILE WATCHING THE NEWS TO SEE 
HOW MANY MORE OF YOU SISSYS HAVE BEEN SLAUGHTERED BY REAL MEN.

REMEMBER: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCK YOUR KIDS, AND FUCK 
AMERICA!

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Fri Aug 22 08:26:28 2003

Message:
I'VE POSTED SEVERAL TIMES A WAY TO MEET 
ME, BUT NONE OF YOU BIG MOUTH JACK-OFFS HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT!
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I've made my position perfectly clear.
I don't want to meet you.
Feel free to post up here whatever the hell you want.
Fuck America!!! LOL!!!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Fri Aug 22 09:17:58 2003

Message:
I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IN PUBLIC, AND NONE OF YOU EVER SAYS 
A WORD, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL BUST YOUR FUCKING HEADS WIDE 
OPEN! 
___________________________________

Ha! The only things you can bust open are a Pepsi, a laptop and 
your big friggin mouth/cunt. LOL!

From: Merlyn
To: X
Subject: Still at it I see, glad to see all is the same here
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:11:22 2003

Message:
LOL!!! every time we say we want to meet you, you kill yourself 
first Walter!! LOL!! !!
  Ever wonder why Osama made 9-11 happen? Do you wonder what the 
fuck is going on. Do you want to learn? (this I doubt as you are 
always to blind to see) But I will give you one glimpse at the 
future. Just one view about the harmonic convergence and the 
reality of the dawn of the age of Aquarius. 
  Take it or leave it I really do not give a shit. But read the 
following and you will see why Osama did what he did and why the 
Islamic Jihad is going on right now. They know this and have 
been using this time to create chaos. They fear the light as 
they live in the darkness of Valhalla.
  You had best PRAY America survives ten more years. 
  

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf , X , Marie, Facts finder and all
Subject: I may return in a month or so, untill then...........
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:19:37 2003

Message:
There have been many predictions about the harmonic convergence.
This is one that spans the longest time. The American Indian has 
similar prophecy.


> >The Mayan Calendar: The World will Not End
> >
> >Carlos Barrios was born into a Spanish family on El 
Altiplano, the 
> >highlands of Guatemala. His home was in Huehuetenango, also 
the 
> >dwelling place of the Maya Mam tribe. With other Maya and 
other 
> >indigenous tradition keepers, the  Mam carry part of the old 
ways on 
> >Turtle Island (North America). They are keepers of time, 
authorities 
> >on remarkable calendars that are ancient,
> >elegant and relevant.
> >
> >Mr. Barrios is an historian, an anthropologist and 
investigator. 
> >After studying with traditional elders for 25 years, since 
the age 
> >of 19, he has also became a Mayan Ajq'ij, a ceremonial priest 
and 
> >spiritual guide, Eagle Clan.
> >
> >Years ago, along with his brother, Gerardo, Carlos initiated 
an
> >investigation into the different Mayan calendars. He studied 
with 
> >many teachers. He says his brother Gerardo interviewed nearly 
600 
> >traditional Mayan elders to widen their scope of knowledge.
> >
> >"Anthropologists visit the temple sites," Mr. Barrios 
says, "and 
> >read the stelas and inscriptions and make up stories about 
the Maya, 
> >but they do not read the signs correctly. It's just their 
> >imagination...Other people write about prophecy in the name 
of the 
> >Maya. They say that the world will end in December 2012. The 
Mayan 
> >elders are angry with this.
> >
> >THE WORLD WIL NOT END.....IT WILL BE TRANSFORMED! The 
indigenous 
> >have the calendars, and know how to accurately interpret 
them, not 
> >others."  The Calendars Mayan comprehension of time, seasons, 
and 
> >cycles has proven itself to be vast and sophisticated. The 
Maya 
> >understand 17 different calendars, some of them charting time 
> >accurately over a span of more than
> >ten million years. The calendar that has steadily drawn 
global 
> >attention since 1987 is called the Tzolk'in or Cholq'ij.  
Devised 
> >ages ago and based onthe cycle of the Pleiades, it is still 
held as 
> >sacred.
> >
> >With the indigenous calendars, native people have kept track 
of 
> >important turning points in history. For example, the day 
keepers 
> >who study the calendars identified an important day in the 
year One 
> >Reed, Ce Acatal, as it was called by the Mexicans. That was 
the day 
> >when an important ancestor was prophesied to return, "coming 
like a 
> >butterfly."
> >
> >In the western calendar, the One Reed date correlates to 
Easter 
> >Sunday, April 21, 1519 the day that Hernando Cortez and his 
fleet of 
> >11 Spanish galleons arrived from the East at what is today 
called 
> >Vera Cruz, Mexico.  When the Spanish ships came toward shore, 
native 
> >people were waiting and watching to see how it would go. The 
> >billowing sails of the ships did indeed remind the scouts of 
> >butterflies skimming the ocean surface.
> >
> >In this manner was a new era initiated, an era they had 
anticipated 
> >through  their calendars. The Maya termed the new era the 
Nine 
> >Bolomtikus, or nine Hells of 52 years each. As the nine 
cycles 
> >unfolded, land and freedom were taken from the native people. 
> >Disease and disrespect dominated. What began with the arrival 
of 
> >Cortez, lasted until August 16, 1987 - a date many people 
recall as 
> >Harmonic Convergence. Millions of people took advantage of
> >that date to make ceremony in sacred sites, praying for a 
smooth 
> >transition to a new era, the World of the Fifth Sun.
> >
> >From that 1987 date until now, Mr. Barrios says, we have been 
in a 
> >time when the right arm of the materialistic world is  
disappearing, 
> >slowly but inexorably. We are at the cusp of the era when 
peace 
> >begins, and people live in harmony with Mother Earth. We are 
no 
> >longer in the World of the Fourth Sun, but we are not yet in 
the 
> >World of the Fifth Sun. This is the time
> >in-between, the time of transition. As we pass through 
transition 
> >there is a colossal, global convergence of environmental 
> >destruction, social chaos, war, and ongoing Earth changes. 
All this, 
> >Mr. Barrios says, was foreseen via the simple, spiral 
mathematics of 
> >the Mayan calendars. "It will change," Mr. Barrios observes.
> >
> >"Everything will change." He said Mayan Daykeepers view the 
Dec. 21, 
> >2012 date as a rebirth, the start of the World of the Fifth 
Sun. It 
> >will be the start of a new era resulting from, and signified 
by, the 
> >solar meridian crossing the galactic equator, and the earth 
aligning 
> >itself with the center of the galaxy.
> >
> >At sunrise on December 21, 2012 for the first time in 26,000 
years 
> >the Sun rises to conjunct the intersection of the Milky Way 
and the 
> >plane of the ecliptic. This cosmic cross is considered to be 
an 
> >embodiment of the Sacred Tree, The Tree of Life a tree 
remembered in 
> >all the world's spiritual traditions. Some observers say this 
> >alignment with the heart of the galaxy in 2012 will open a 
channel 
> >for cosmic energy to flow through the earth, cleansing it and 
all 
> >that dwells upon it, raising all to a higher level of 
vibration.
> >
> >This process has already begun, Mr. Barrios 
suggested. "Change is 
> >accelerating now, and it will continue to accelerate." If the 
people 
> >of the earth can get to this 2012 date in good shape, without 
having 
> >destroyed too much of the Earth, Mr. Barrios said, we will 
rise to a 
> >new, higher level. But to get there we must transform 
enormously 
> >powerful forces that seek to block the way.
> >
> >A Picture of the Road Ahead:
> >
> >From his understanding of the Mayan tradition and the 
calendars, Mr. 
> >Barrios offered a picture of where we are at and what may lie 
on the 
> >road ahead:
> >
> >The date specified in the calendar: Winter Solstice in the 
year 2012 
> >does not mark the end of the world. Many outside people 
writing 
> >about the Mayan calendar sensationalize this date, but they 
do not 
> >know. The ones who know are the indigenous elders who are 
entrusted 
> >with keeping the tradition "Humanity will continue," he 
contends, 
> >"but in a different way. Material structures will change. 
From this 
> >we will have the opportunity to be more
> >human."
> >
> >We are living in the most important era of the Mayan 
calendars and 
> >prophecies. All the prophecies of the world, all the 
traditions, are 
> >converging now. There is no time for games. The spiritual 
ideal of 
> >this era is action. Many powerful souls have reincarnated in 
this 
> >era, with a lot of power. This is true on both sides, the 
light and 
> >the dark. High magic is at work on both sides.
> >
> >Things will change, but it is up to the people how difficult 
or easy 
> >it is for the changes to come about. The economy now is a 
fiction. 
> >The first five-year stretch of transition from August 1987 to 
August 
> >1992 was the beginning of the destruction of the material 
world. We 
> >have progressed ten years deeper into the transition phase by 
now, 
> >and many of the so-called sources of financial stability are 
in fact 
> >hollow.
> >
> >The banks are weak. This is a delicate moment for them. They 
could 
> >crash globally if we don't pay attention. One critical period 
is 
> >October and November 2002. If the banks crash in these months 
then 
> >we will be forced to rely on the land and our skills. The 
monetary 
> >systems will be in chaos, and we must then rely on our direct 
> >relationship with the Earth for our food and shelter. The 
North and 
> >South Poles are both breaking up. The level of the
> >water in the oceans is going to rise. But at the same time 
land in 
> >the ocean, epecially near Cuba, is also going to rise.
> >
> >A Call for Fusion
> >
> >As he met with audiences in Santa Fe, Mr. Barrios told story 
about 
> >the most recent Mayan New Year ceremonies in Guatemala. He 
said that 
> >one respected Mayan elder, who lives all year in a solitary 
mountain 
> >cave, journeyed to Chichicastenango to speak with the people 
at the 
> >ceremony. The elder delivered a simple, direct message. He 
called 
> >for human beings to come
> >together in support of life and light. Right now each person 
and 
> >group is going his or her own way. The elder of the mountains 
said 
> >there is hope if the people of the light can come together 
and unite 
> >in some way.
> >
> >Reflecting on this, Mr. Barrios explained: "We live in a 
world of 
> >polarity. day and night, man and woman, positive and 
negative. Light 
> >and darkness need each other. They are a balance. Just now 
the dark 
> >side is very strong, and very clear about what they want. 
They have 
> >their vision and their priorities clearly held, and also 
their 
> >hierarchy. They are working in many ways so that we will be 
unable 
> >to connect with the spiral Fifth World in 2012."
> >
> >"On the light side everyone thinks they are the most 
important, that 
> >their own understandings, or their group's understandings, 
are the 
> >key. There's a diversity of cultures and opinions, so there 
is 
> >competition, diffusion, and no single focus."
> >
> >As Mr. Barrios sees it, the dark side works to block fusion 
through 
> >denial and materialism. It also works to destroy those who 
are 
> >working with the light to get the Earth to a higher level. 
They like 
> >the energy of the old, declining Fourth World, the 
materialism. They 
> >do not want it to change. They do not want fusion. They want 
to stay 
> >at this level, and are afraid of the next level.  The dark 
power of 
> >the declining Fourth World cannot be destroyed or 
overpowered. It's 
> >too strong and clear for that, and that is
> >the wrong strategy. The dark can only be transformed when 
confronted 
> >with simplicity and open-heartedness. This is what leads to 
fusion, 
> >a key concept for the World of the Fifth Sun.
> >
> >Mr. Barrios said the emerging era of the Fifth Sun will call 
> >attention to a much-overlooked element. Whereas the four 
traditional 
> >elements of earth, air, fire and water have dominated various 
epochs 
> >in the past, there will be a fifth element to reckon with in 
the 
> >time of the Fifth Sun: ether. The dictionary defines ether as 
the 
> >rarefied element of the Heavens. Ether is a medium. It 
permeates all 
> >space and transmits waves of energy in a wide range of 
frequencies, 
> >from cell phones to human auras. What is "ethereal" is 
related to 
> >the regions beyond earth: the heavens.
> >
> >Ether the element of the Fifth Sun is celestial and lacking 
in 
> >material substance, but is no less real than wood, stone or 
flesh. 
> >"Within the context of ether there can be a fusion of the 
> >polarities," Mr. Barrios said.  "No more darkness or light in 
the 
> >people, but an uplifted fusion. But right now the realm of 
darkness 
> >is not interested in this. They are organized to block it. 
They seek 
> >to unbalance the Earth and its environment so we will be 
unready for 
> >the alignment in 2012. We need to work together for peace, and
> >balance with the other side. We need to take care of the 
Earth that 
> >feeds and shelters us. We need to put our entire mind and 
heart into 
> >pursuing unity and fusion now, to confront the other side and 
> >preserve life."
> >
> >To be Ready for this Moment in History Mr. Barrios told his 
> >audiences in Santa Fe that we are at a critical moment of 
world 
> >history. "We are disturbed," he said. "We can't play anymore. 
Our
> >planet can be renewed or ravaged. Now is the time to awaken 
and take 
> >action." "Everyone is needed. You are not here for no reason. 
> >Everyone who is here now has an important purpose. This is a 
hard, 
> >but a special time. We have the opportunity for growth, but 
we must 
> >be ready for this moment in history."
> >
> >Mr. Barrios offered a number of suggestions to help people 
walk in 
> >balance through the years ahead. "The prophesied changes are 
going 
> >to happen," he said "but our attitude and actions determine 
how 
> >harsh or mild they are."
> >
> >We need to act, to make changes, and to elect people to 
represent us 
> >who understand and who will take political action to respect 
the 
> >earth.  Meditation and spiritual practice are good, but also 
action. 
> >It's very important to be clear about who you are, and also 
about 
> >your relation to the Earth.
> >
> >Develop yourself according to your own tradition and the call 
of 
> >your heart.  But remember to respect differences, and strive 
for 
> >unity. Eat wisely. A lot of food is corrupt in either subtle 
or 
> >gross ways. Pay attention to what you are taking into your 
body. 
> >Learn to preserve food, and to conserve energy.  Learn some 
good 
> >breathing techniques, so you have mastery of your breath.
> >Be clear. Follow a tradition with great roots. It is not 
important 
> >what tradition, your heart will tell you, but it must have 
great 
> >roots. We live in a world of energy. An important task at 
this time 
> >is to learn to sense or see the energy of everyone and 
everything: 
> >people, plants, animals. This becomes increasingly important 
as we 
> >draw close to the World of the Fifth Sun, for it is 
associated with 
> >the element ether -- the realm where energy lives and weaves.
> >
> >Go to the sacred places of the earth to pray for peace, and 
respect 
> >for the Earth which gives us our food, clothing, and shelter. 
We 
> >need to reactivate the energy of these sacred places. That is 
our 
> >work.
> >
> >"So stay active," he said. "If we are active, we can 
transform the 
> >planet. The elders watch to see what happens."  Many Mayan 
elders 
> >and knowledge keepers may be eliminated in the next few
> >years. For the first half of the current Katun (20-year 
period) the 
> >dark side has a lot of power. But that will pass 3 to 4 years 
from 
> >now. The tide can turn. Amazing things are going to happen.
> >
> >One simple but effective prayer technique is to light a white 
or
> >baby-blue colored candle. Think a moment in peace. Speak your 
> >intention to the flame and send the light of it on to the 
leaders 
> >who have the power to make war or peace.
> >
> >We Have Work to Do According to Mr. Barrios this is a 
crucially 
> >important moment for humanity, and for earth. Each person is 
> >important. If you have incarnated into this era, you have 
spiritual 
> >work to do balancing the planet. He said the elders have 
opened the 
> >doors so that other races can come to the Mayan world to
> >receive the tradition. The Maya have long appreciated and 
respected 
> >that there are other colors, other races, and other spiritual 
> >systems. "They know," he said, "that the destiny of the Mayan 
world 
> >is related to the destiny of the whole world."
> >
> >"The greatest wisdom is in simplicity," Mr. Barrios advised 
before 
> >leaving Santa Fe. "Love, respect, tolerance, sharing, 
gratitude, 
> >forgiveness. It's not complex or elaborate. The real 
knowledge is 
> >free. It's encoded in your DNA. All you need is within you. 
Great 
> >teachers have said that from the beginning. Find your heart, 
and you 
> >will find your way."


Cya!





From: X
To: MERLYN
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:22:35 2003

Message:
YOU YOURSELF HAVE WONDERED, JUST AS I HAVE, IF THE ATTACK ON 9-
11 WASN'T  CONSTRUCTED AND EXECUTED BY MEMBERS OF THE BUSH 
REGIME!

From: Richard Warwick
To: All
Subject: *DO YOU RECOGNIZE COMPLETE BULLSHIT WHEN YOU SEE IT???*
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:40:43 2003

Message:
There have been many predictions about the harmonic convergence.
This is one that spans the longest time. The American Indian has 
similar prophecy.


> >The Mayan Calendar: The World will Not End
> >
> >Carlos Barrios was born into a Spanish family on El 
Altiplano, the 
> >highlands of Guatemala. His home was in Huehuetenango, also 
the 
> >dwelling place of the Maya Mam tribe. With other Maya and 
other 
> >indigenous tradition keepers, the  Mam carry part of the old 
ways on 
> >Turtle Island (North America). They are keepers of time, 
authorities 
> >on remarkable calendars that are ancient,
> >elegant and relevant.
> >
> >Mr. Barrios is an historian, an anthropologist and 
investigator. 
> >After studying with traditional elders for 25 years, since 
the age 
> >of 19, he has also became a Mayan Ajq'ij, a ceremonial priest 
and 
> >spiritual guide, Eagle Clan.
> >
> >Years ago, along with his brother, Gerardo, Carlos initiated 
an
> >investigation into the different Mayan calendars. He studied 
with 
> >many teachers. He says his brother Gerardo interviewed nearly 
600 
> >traditional Mayan elders to widen their scope of knowledge.
> >
> >"Anthropologists visit the temple sites," Mr. Barrios 
says, "and 
> >read the stelas and inscriptions and make up stories about 
the Maya, 
> >but they do not read the signs correctly. It's just their 
> >imagination...Other people write about prophecy in the name 
of the 
> >Maya. They say that the world will end in December 2012. The 
Mayan 
> >elders are angry with this.
> >
> >THE WORLD WIL NOT END.....IT WILL BE TRANSFORMED! The 
indigenous 
> >have the calendars, and know how to accurately interpret 
them, not 
> >others."  The Calendars Mayan comprehension of time, seasons, 
and 
> >cycles has proven itself to be vast and sophisticated. The 
Maya 
> >understand 17 different calendars, some of them charting time 
> >accurately over a span of more than
> >ten million years. The calendar that has steadily drawn 
global 
> >attention since 1987 is called the Tzolk'in or Cholq'ij.  
Devised 
> >ages ago and based onthe cycle of the Pleiades, it is still 
held as 
> >sacred.
> >
> >With the indigenous calendars, native people have kept track 
of 
> >important turning points in history. For example, the day 
keepers 
> >who study the calendars identified an important day in the 
year One 
> >Reed, Ce Acatal, as it was called by the Mexicans. That was 
the day 
> >when an important ancestor was prophesied to return, "coming 
like a 
> >butterfly."
> >
> >In the western calendar, the One Reed date correlates to 
Easter 
> >Sunday, April 21, 1519 the day that Hernando Cortez and his 
fleet of 
> >11 Spanish galleons arrived from the East at what is today 
called 
> >Vera Cruz, Mexico.  When the Spanish ships came toward shore, 
native 
> >people were waiting and watching to see how it would go. The 
> >billowing sails of the ships did indeed remind the scouts of 
> >butterflies skimming the ocean surface.
> >
> >In this manner was a new era initiated, an era they had 
anticipated 
> >through  their calendars. The Maya termed the new era the 
Nine 
> >Bolomtikus, or nine Hells of 52 years each. As the nine 
cycles 
> >unfolded, land and freedom were taken from the native people. 
> >Disease and disrespect dominated. What began with the arrival 
of 
> >Cortez, lasted until August 16, 1987 - a date many people 
recall as 
> >Harmonic Convergence. Millions of people took advantage of
> >that date to make ceremony in sacred sites, praying for a 
smooth 
> >transition to a new era, the World of the Fifth Sun.
> >
> >From that 1987 date until now, Mr. Barrios says, we have been 
in a 
> >time when the right arm of the materialistic world is  
disappearing, 
> >slowly but inexorably. We are at the cusp of the era when 
peace 
> >begins, and people live in harmony with Mother Earth. We are 
no 
> >longer in the World of the Fourth Sun, but we are not yet in 
the 
> >World of the Fifth Sun. This is the time
> >in-between, the time of transition. As we pass through 
transition 
> >there is a colossal, global convergence of environmental 
> >destruction, social chaos, war, and ongoing Earth changes. 
All this, 
> >Mr. Barrios says, was foreseen via the simple, spiral 
mathematics of 
> >the Mayan calendars. "It will change," Mr. Barrios observes.
> >
> >"Everything will change." He said Mayan Daykeepers view the 
Dec. 21, 
> >2012 date as a rebirth, the start of the World of the Fifth 
Sun. It 
> >will be the start of a new era resulting from, and signified 
by, the 
> >solar meridian crossing the galactic equator, and the earth 
aligning 
> >itself with the center of the galaxy.
> >
> >At sunrise on December 21, 2012 for the first time in 26,000 
years 
> >the Sun rises to conjunct the intersection of the Milky Way 
and the 
> >plane of the ecliptic. This cosmic cross is considered to be 
an 
> >embodiment of the Sacred Tree, The Tree of Life a tree 
remembered in 
> >all the world's spiritual traditions. Some observers say this 
> >alignment with the heart of the galaxy in 2012 will open a 
channel 
> >for cosmic energy to flow through the earth, cleansing it and 
all 
> >that dwells upon it, raising all to a higher level of 
vibration.
> >
> >This process has already begun, Mr. Barrios 
suggested. "Change is 
> >accelerating now, and it will continue to accelerate." If the 
people 
> >of the earth can get to this 2012 date in good shape, without 
having 
> >destroyed too much of the Earth, Mr. Barrios said, we will 
rise to a 
> >new, higher level. But to get there we must transform 
enormously 
> >powerful forces that seek to block the way.
> >
> >A Picture of the Road Ahead:
> >
> >From his understanding of the Mayan tradition and the 
calendars, Mr. 
> >Barrios offered a picture of where we are at and what may lie 
on the 
> >road ahead:
> >
> >The date specified in the calendar: Winter Solstice in the 
year 2012 
> >does not mark the end of the world. Many outside people 
writing 
> >about the Mayan calendar sensationalize this date, but they 
do not 
> >know. The ones who know are the indigenous elders who are 
entrusted 
> >with keeping the tradition "Humanity will continue," he 
contends, 
> >"but in a different way. Material structures will change. 
From this 
> >we will have the opportunity to be more
> >human."
> >
> >We are living in the most important era of the Mayan 
calendars and 
> >prophecies. All the prophecies of the world, all the 
traditions, are 
> >converging now. There is no time for games. The spiritual 
ideal of 
> >this era is action. Many powerful souls have reincarnated in 
this 
> >era, with a lot of power. This is true on both sides, the 
light and 
> >the dark. High magic is at work on both sides.
> >
> >Things will change, but it is up to the people how difficult 
or easy 
> >it is for the changes to come about. The economy now is a 
fiction. 
> >The first five-year stretch of transition from August 1987 to 
August 
> >1992 was the beginning of the destruction of the material 
world. We 
> >have progressed ten years deeper into the transition phase by 
now, 
> >and many of the so-called sources of financial stability are 
in fact 
> >hollow.
> >
> >The banks are weak. This is a delicate moment for them. They 
could 
> >crash globally if we don't pay attention. One critical period 
is 
> >October and November 2002. If the banks crash in these months 
then 
> >we will be forced to rely on the land and our skills. The 
monetary 
> >systems will be in chaos, and we must then rely on our direct 
> >relationship with the Earth for our food and shelter. The 
North and 
> >South Poles are both breaking up. The level of the
> >water in the oceans is going to rise. But at the same time 
land in 
> >the ocean, epecially near Cuba, is also going to rise.
> >
> >A Call for Fusion
> >
> >As he met with audiences in Santa Fe, Mr. Barrios told story 
about 
> >the most recent Mayan New Year ceremonies in Guatemala. He 
said that 
> >one respected Mayan elder, who lives all year in a solitary 
mountain 
> >cave, journeyed to Chichicastenango to speak with the people 
at the 
> >ceremony. The elder delivered a simple, direct message. He 
called 
> >for human beings to come
> >together in support of life and light. Right now each person 
and 
> >group is going his or her own way. The elder of the mountains 
said 
> >there is hope if the people of the light can come together 
and unite 
> >in some way.
> >
> >Reflecting on this, Mr. Barrios explained: "We live in a 
world of 
> >polarity. day and night, man and woman, positive and 
negative. Light 
> >and darkness need each other. They are a balance. Just now 
the dark 
> >side is very strong, and very clear about what they want. 
They have 
> >their vision and their priorities clearly held, and also 
their 
> >hierarchy. They are working in many ways so that we will be 
unable 
> >to connect with the spiral Fifth World in 2012."
> >
> >"On the light side everyone thinks they are the most 
important, that 
> >their own understandings, or their group's understandings, 
are the 
> >key. There's a diversity of cultures and opinions, so there 
is 
> >competition, diffusion, and no single focus."
> >
> >As Mr. Barrios sees it, the dark side works to block fusion 
through 
> >denial and materialism. It also works to destroy those who 
are 
> >working with the light to get the Earth to a higher level. 
They like 
> >the energy of the old, declining Fourth World, the 
materialism. They 
> >do not want it to change. They do not want fusion. They want 
to stay 
> >at this level, and are afraid of the next level.  The dark 
power of 
> >the declining Fourth World cannot be destroyed or 
overpowered. It's 
> >too strong and clear for that, and that is
> >the wrong strategy. The dark can only be transformed when 
confronted 
> >with simplicity and open-heartedness. This is what leads to 
fusion, 
> >a key concept for the World of the Fifth Sun.
> >
> >Mr. Barrios said the emerging era of the Fifth Sun will call 
> >attention to a much-overlooked element. Whereas the four 
traditional 
> >elements of earth, air, fire and water have dominated various 
epochs 
> >in the past, there will be a fifth element to reckon with in 
the 
> >time of the Fifth Sun: ether. The dictionary defines ether as 
the 
> >rarefied element of the Heavens. Ether is a medium. It 
permeates all 
> >space and transmits waves of energy in a wide range of 
frequencies, 
> >from cell phones to human auras. What is "ethereal" is 
related to 
> >the regions beyond earth: the heavens.
> >
> >Ether the element of the Fifth Sun is celestial and lacking 
in 
> >material substance, but is no less real than wood, stone or 
flesh. 
> >"Within the context of ether there can be a fusion of the 
> >polarities," Mr. Barrios said.  "No more darkness or light in 
the 
> >people, but an uplifted fusion. But right now the realm of 
darkness 
> >is not interested in this. They are organized to block it. 
They seek 
> >to unbalance the Earth and its environment so we will be 
unready for 
> >the alignment in 2012. We need to work together for peace, and
> >balance with the other side. We need to take care of the 
Earth that 
> >feeds and shelters us. We need to put our entire mind and 
heart into 
> >pursuing unity and fusion now, to confront the other side and 
> >preserve life."
> >
> >To be Ready for this Moment in History Mr. Barrios told his 
> >audiences in Santa Fe that we are at a critical moment of 
world 
> >history. "We are disturbed," he said. "We can't play anymore. 
Our
> >planet can be renewed or ravaged. Now is the time to awaken 
and take 
> >action." "Everyone is needed. You are not here for no reason. 
> >Everyone who is here now has an important purpose. This is a 
hard, 
> >but a special time. We have the opportunity for growth, but 
we must 
> >be ready for this moment in history."
> >
> >Mr. Barrios offered a number of suggestions to help people 
walk in 
> >balance through the years ahead. "The prophesied changes are 
going 
> >to happen," he said "but our attitude and actions determine 
how 
> >harsh or mild they are."
> >
> >We need to act, to make changes, and to elect people to 
represent us 
> >who understand and who will take political action to respect 
the 
> >earth.  Meditation and spiritual practice are good, but also 
action. 
> >It's very important to be clear about who you are, and also 
about 
> >your relation to the Earth.
> >
> >Develop yourself according to your own tradition and the call 
of 
> >your heart.  But remember to respect differences, and strive 
for 
> >unity. Eat wisely. A lot of food is corrupt in either subtle 
or 
> >gross ways. Pay attention to what you are taking into your 
body. 
> >Learn to preserve food, and to conserve energy.  Learn some 
good 
> >breathing techniques, so you have mastery of your breath.
> >Be clear. Follow a tradition with great roots. It is not 
important 
> >what tradition, your heart will tell you, but it must have 
great 
> >roots. We live in a world of energy. An important task at 
this time 
> >is to learn to sense or see the energy of everyone and 
everything: 
> >people, plants, animals. This becomes increasingly important 
as we 
> >draw close to the World of the Fifth Sun, for it is 
associated with 
> >the element ether -- the realm where energy lives and weaves.
> >
> >Go to the sacred places of the earth to pray for peace, and 
respect 
> >for the Earth which gives us our food, clothing, and shelter. 
We 
> >need to reactivate the energy of these sacred places. That is 
our 
> >work.
> >
> >"So stay active," he said. "If we are active, we can 
transform the 
> >planet. The elders watch to see what happens."  Many Mayan 
elders 
> >and knowledge keepers may be eliminated in the next few
> >years. For the first half of the current Katun (20-year 
period) the 
> >dark side has a lot of power. But that will pass 3 to 4 years 
from 
> >now. The tide can turn. Amazing things are going to happen.
> >
> >One simple but effective prayer technique is to light a white 
or
> >baby-blue colored candle. Think a moment in peace. Speak your 
> >intention to the flame and send the light of it on to the 
leaders 
> >who have the power to make war or peace.
> >
> >We Have Work to Do According to Mr. Barrios this is a 
crucially 
> >important moment for humanity, and for earth. Each person is 
> >important. If you have incarnated into this era, you have 
spiritual 
> >work to do balancing the planet. He said the elders have 
opened the 
> >doors so that other races can come to the Mayan world to
> >receive the tradition. The Maya have long appreciated and 
respected 
> >that there are other colors, other races, and other spiritual 
> >systems. "They know," he said, "that the destiny of the Mayan 
world 
> >is related to the destiny of the whole world."
> >
> >"The greatest wisdom is in simplicity," Mr. Barrios advised 
before 
> >leaving Santa Fe. "Love, respect, tolerance, sharing, 
gratitude, 
> >forgiveness. It's not complex or elaborate. The real 
knowledge is 
> >free. It's encoded in your DNA. All you need is within you. 
Great 
> >teachers have said that from the beginning. Find your heart, 
and you 
> >will find your way."


Cya!
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The fact is that the Mayans are a quasi prehistoric and 
undeveloped race. Predictions are notoriously difficult to make. 
You need to account for mathematical probabilities and 
statistics. If you wish to trust the uneducated drug-enhanced 
lunacy of people from the Stone Age then be my guest. Are you a 
fool or a moron? Shamanism is some kind of godforsaken twisted 
nut-fuck pile of dung! LOL!! Go get a P.H.D. in advanced 
mathematics and then we'll talk.

From: Marie
To: Zig Zag
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:02:10 2003

Message:
From: zig zig 
To: all you cunts 
Date: Tue Aug 19 06:12:13 2003 
Message:
Hi all you Cunts in the USA, the Cunts who can't win a fight 
and 
whose women are all cock suckers and drug addicts.

Hi all you BLACK CUNTS from the USA, you all should be put up 
against a wall and shot while your all sucking your mom's clits 
-----------------------------------------

And what Country has the pleasure of entertaining your presense 
Oh Wise One?
Oh let me guess, A Country that wouldnt let shit like me in!
Speaking of sitting behind a monitor and spewing our shit, 
looks like you spent a few Euro's to get behind one yourself.
Why is France comming to mind here!

From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Aug 22 11:29:56 2003

Message:
I was beginning to wonder where you were! 
Mars is going to be viewable at it's best around August 27th.
They are saying that's the closest it's been to earth in 60,000 
years!
How they know the last time it came that close to us was 60,000 
years ago, I dont know. 
With the blazing temeratures here, one of the hottest Summer's 
on record for us, I was wondering if that had anything to do 
with it.
I saw it lastnight (Awsome)
But, how can it get that close and like NOT do any damage 
and/or hit us? 
I would appreciate an answer on this, since I am getting oh 
just a tad bit "Uneasy" about this lol...

From: Marie
To: Speaking Of Facts Finder
Date: Fri Aug 22 11:52:18 2003

Message:
Are you out there? I dont think we have heard from you since 
that bombing over there! Would like to know if you are ok!
Hope all is finding you well!! :)

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 12:03:26 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook 
Subject: Dope 'n Such 
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:18:52 2003 
Message:
Ever drink dirty bong water in the mornin' for a buzz after an 
all night party, fuckin' lightweight? Ever lick the cocaine 
residue from the leftover one inch square magazine paper 
wrappers it came in you spent all night chasing all over town 
to 
find, in the mornin' when the high is going away fast but the 
teeth are still grinding and you spent all your paycheck? What 
to do.

Nah, you're more of a pipe resin scraper, rolling it up into 
little tarballs and then pretending you're smoking killer hash.
----------------------------------------------------------------

Lmao!

From: Marie
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Aug 22 12:07:31 2003

Message:
I've been reading that our Military is going to be rethinking 
and restructuring our presense in some of the 150 or so 
countries where our presense isnt eccential! A buildup along 
the Syrian and Iranian borders perhaps comming soon?  

From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Fri Aug 22 12:31:35 2003

Message:
Sorry, just pop in once in a while. I still think this is a 
wonderful site. Did not read through all. I just wish all is 
well and as the backdrop say. It is still the same trouble. 
Can't the muslim world see this. Everyone want peace and 
harmony. God tell us to love one another. Peace be with you all.

From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *Convert now or rot in Hell forever.*
Date: Fri Aug 22 15:28:48 2003

Message:
*Convert now or rot in Hell forever.*
Ten quid a pop.
Will also accept Euro's.
Do not send an S.A.E. because of the possibility of anthrax.
Thanks! :)
We'll work on the name and address thing later so that I can 
send you your subscription badge.
NB This is a one year only offer after which you will have to 
renew membership.
I reserve the right to change the annual subscription rate at 
any time and without your miserable say.
The money is for your sins and so I can do rocket engines in 
case you wanted to know.
Okay. Bye Bye then! :)


From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *WHAT WILL HAPPEN*
Date: Fri Aug 22 16:49:32 2003

Message:
I can very much assure the Police that I will be asking them 
questions later concerning my personal security ..
Mr. Blair, have you thought up yet some good excuses for not 
helping me out? We used to understand that you were a 
Christian ..
To A.S.D.A. *The cheque please* .. just give up now! Thanks! :)
To all those gawking people so concerned by the *revolting* 
behaviour or lack of action of others then consider how self 
condemning your statements are ..
Mayday ... Mayday I guess .. 

From: u know who
To: any guy over 4ft 10
Date: Fri Aug 22 18:07:03 2003

Message:
Of course X starts no shit in public,he's not in public, he's 
always on this site, and if u were to see him in public he will 
not look u in the eye, and if he does, he pee's in his mother's 
panties. 

From: Satan Christ
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Aug 22 18:26:43 2003

Message:
penis is right

From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU REALISE WHO I AM AND HOW DARE YOU DO NOTHING FOR ME.*
Date: Fri Aug 22 18:38:32 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: 
Subject: *WHAT WILL HAPPEN* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 16:49:32 2003 
Message:
I can very much assure the Police that I will be asking them 
questions later concerning my personal security ..
Mr. Blair, have you thought up yet some good excuses for not 
helping me out? We used to understand that you were a 
Christian ..
To A.S.D.A. *The cheque please* .. just give up now! Thanks! :)
To all those gawking people so concerned by the *revolting* 
behaviour or lack of action of others then consider how self 
condemning your statements are ..
Mayday ... Mayday I guess .. 
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Any early views on this yet that you would like to post up or 
would you prefer simply to remain silent? I understand that the 
law of the land has been changed such as silence may be used as 
evidence against you in a court of law. Concealment will not be 
tolerated. We will get at the facts.

From: Satan Christ
To: All
Subject: *Mantra of the New Age.*
Date: Fri Aug 22 18:46:39 2003

Message:
Some time ago I introduced you to the tuning fork and declared 
it *The Cruxifix of The New Age.*
This is because it is.
Why?
Because I said so.
I realise that some of you are perhaps a little unaware of what 
really is going on so to try and hurry this process up a little 
I shall introduce you to the *Mantra of the New Age.*
It goes like this:

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*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *

You can write it out 100 times a day like me if you like. 
Otherwise repeat it to yourself for an hour each day.
And then write it out 100 times.

From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *SOME GOOD THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR CRUXIFIX*
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:19:52 2003

Message:
*WARNING: ON NO ACCOUNT EVER EVER ATTEMPT TO USE YOUR CRUXIFIX 
TO TUNE YOUR GUITAR. THIS MEANS ETERNAL PUNISHMENT.*
*DISCLAIMER: USE YOUR CRUXIFIX AS A SEX TOY AT YOUR OWN RISK. IT 
IS NOT THE INTENDED USE FOR YOUR CRUXIFIX.*

(1) You can buy it and be really happy because they've sold like 
hotcakes and there is still one left! :)
(2) You can go .... Tiiiiiiinggggggggggggg!!!!!!!! Good isn't it?
(3) You can eat with it if you have run out of proper forks and 
you have read the disclaimer properly.
(4) You can rhythmically wave it about at a safe distance from 
other people and pretend you are me.
(5) You can use it as a thumping device in the right hands to 
ease your neck and other complaints.
(6) You can do Physics experiments with it ..
(7) You can train your voice with it.
(8) You can wear it round your neck and look dumber than you are 
already.
(9) You can keep it and say *This is my very own cruxifix - it 
is made out of steel and will probably last for years.*

From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *ASTROLOGY IS UNSCIENTIFIC CODSWALLOP*
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:51:38 2003

Message:
The Aquarian Age was ushered in astrologically on the 5th of 
February 1962.
The 5th of February is around the time of the Japanese new year.
According to Chinese tradition I am myself born between the year 
of the snake and the year of the dragon.
I'll settle for both.
On the 5th of February 1965 I was born at 4 in the morning - 15 
degrees Aquarius and with ascendant Sagittarius ...
Where?
Clapham um Bethlehem? Oh I dunno ... 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:57:28 2003

Message:
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS SELF-ABSORBED PRICK .. *

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From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 20:01:52 2003

Message:
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS SELF-ABSORBED PRICK .. *

*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS SELF-ABSORBED PRICK .. *

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From: Satan Christ
To:
Subject: *YOUR ABJECT FAILURE*
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:58:28 2003

Message:
I am of immense importance.
Without me the human race will die.
It is time for you to realise your catastrophic failure to 
protect my person and to provide me with the necessary material 
resources.
Penalties of a strict nature will be exerted for your failures.
It is my belief that even if there is no obvious correction of 
your behaviour in physical events then the penalty will be paid 
elsewhere.
It is also my belief that in the latter case the payment is 
manifold.
It is therefore better to suffer the consequences on Earth 
rather than after your demise.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 20:18:20 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: 
Subject: *YOUR ABJECT FAILURE* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:58:28 2003 
Message:
I am of immense importance.
Without me the human race will die.
It is time for you to realise your catastrophic failure to 
protect my person and to provide me with the necessary material 
resources.
Penalties of a strict nature will be exerted for your failures.
It is my belief that even if there is no obvious correction of 
your behaviour in physical events then the penalty will be paid 
elsewhere.
It is also my belief that in the latter case the payment is 
manifold.
It is therefore better to suffer the consequences on Earth 
rather than after your demise.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 20:19:13 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: 
Subject: *YOUR ABJECT FAILURE* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:58:28 2003 
Message:
I am of immense importance.
Without me the human race will die.
It is time for you to realise your catastrophic failure to 
protect my person and to provide me with the necessary material 
resources.
Penalties of a strict nature will be exerted for your failures.
It is my belief that even if there is no obvious correction of 
your behaviour in physical events then the penalty will be paid 
elsewhere.
It is also my belief that in the latter case the payment is 
manifold.
It is therefore better to suffer the consequences on Earth 
rather than after your demise.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 20:19:37 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: 
Subject: *YOUR ABJECT FAILURE* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:58:28 2003 
Message:
I am of immense importance.
Without me the human race will die.
It is time for you to realise your catastrophic failure to 
protect my person and to provide me with the necessary material 
resources.
Penalties of a strict nature will be exerted for your failures.
It is my belief that even if there is no obvious correction of 
your behaviour in physical events then the penalty will be paid 
elsewhere.
It is also my belief that in the latter case the payment is 
manifold.
It is therefore better to suffer the consequences on Earth 
rather than after your demise.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Aug 22 20:19:59 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: 
Subject: *YOUR ABJECT FAILURE* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 19:58:28 2003 
Message:
I am of immense importance.
Without me the human race will die.
It is time for you to realise your catastrophic failure to 
protect my person and to provide me with the necessary material 
resources.
Penalties of a strict nature will be exerted for your failures.
It is my belief that even if there is no obvious correction of 
your behaviour in physical events then the penalty will be paid 
elsewhere.
It is also my belief that in the latter case the payment is 
manifold.
It is therefore better to suffer the consequences on Earth 
rather than after your demise.

From: AREA NEWS COUNCIL
To: THE MEEK
Subject: NOW HEAR THIS
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:00:19 2003

Message:
RICHARD JULIAN BLOWDICK SUCKS NIGGER DICK

From: X
To: ALL WHO LIKE ME
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:06:37 2003

Message:
OFF TO THE GAY BAR!!!!!!!!!LoL

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Merlyn The Mercifull
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:08:24 2003

Message:
Hi Merlyn, Im into druid life also, would like to talk with you 
more? I stink downstairs but we can meet upstairs :)

From: u know who
To: Richard Julian Blowdick
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:12:22 2003

Message:
Here's to u 

here's to me

if u don't like me

fuck u

and here's to me

that's what i say to all my cunts

From: .44
To: X
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:36:22 2003

Message:
Whoops! Now you've done it -X is throwing another shit-fit. 
Whose turn is it to bitch-slap him? Lol... I liked your "chicken 
shi-ite description of him. Did you ever see a movie called 
Warriors, about a New York street gang? At the end there's this 
little shit who thinks his mouth makes him tough, but he just 
gets his ass beat. That's X. But what can you expect from a guy 
who has a transvestite lover, and who doesn't try to hide the 
fact? Courage? Nah. Then he says he's given us his address, but 
whaddya wanna bet that the dumb shit got it wrong? :)    
             
                            

From: .44
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:44:40 2003

Message:
LOL! X says he's tough, because he's given us his address in 
case we want to challenge him to put up or shut up. Would you 
take him at his word? Me neither; the dumb fuck probably doesn't 
even know it.

  Hi there X! Now don't prove what a little pussy you are again 
by spamming the board. Better for you to learn all the escape 
routes in school, since you're going to piss somebody off during 
the school year with your mouth, and get beat up again. Yep, I 
see you lying in the hallway, curled up in the fetal position, 
crying in embarrassment while everyone stare at you thinking, "I 
always knew he was a pussy, but god DAMN!! Then you'll get your 
revenge -or pretend that you are- by spamming a message board. 
Face it X, spamming and mouthing off are your only means of 
fighting. When I call you a pussy, this what I'm referring to.     
       
                          

From: om/cf
To: .44
Date: Sat Aug 23 00:02:18 2003

Message:
I can't recall X ever giving his/her address. In reality, what 
this board has degenerated to is a free-for-all (thanks Nuge) 
collection of freaks and losers, with X being the king. LOL!

This macho posturing can be solved fairly easily without a long 
drive to the wind swept plains of Nebraska or the formerly 
wooded (LOL!) area of Rockford, Illinois. Thats right. I am 
suggesting, cyber posturing via web cams. If somebody would be 
kind enough to post up a site that handles such matters, I would 
just love for the X's of the world to view the firepower they 
are running their cyber-mouths off to. LOL! Frankly, I can't 
believe this has never been suggested. 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 00:06:56 2003

Message:
It's go time.....

From: X
To: OM/CF----.22
Subject: TWO SISSYS
Date: Sat Aug 23 03:00:53 2003

Message:
I can't recall X ever giving his/her address.___________________-


NO, ONLY A DRUNKIN FOOL WOULD POST THEIR HOME ADDRESS, AND ONLY 
AN ALCOHOLIC FOOL SUCH AS YOURSELF IS STUPID ENOUGH TO QUESTION 
IT.

STATE THE DAY YOU WANT YOUR HEAD BUSTED TO SHIT, POST WHEN 
YOU'RE COMING,THEN COME TO COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA,(THE STATE RIGHT 
NEXT TO YOU,IDIOT) AND GO TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY, AND GET ON THE 
INTERNET AND POST HERE TO LET ME KNOW YOU'VE ARRIVED. I WILL 
THEN COME RUSHING THERE TO FUCK YOU UP, LITTLE MAN!
WEB CAMS......WHAT A FUCKIN NONCONFRONTATIONAL PUSSY! ROFL!
LEAVE IT TO Y-O-U TO COME UP WITH SUCH A GUTLESS PANSY IDEA. 

From: X
To: NO MIND/BESOTTLED DRUNK
Date: Sat Aug 23 03:18:11 2003

Message:
If somebody would be 
kind enough to post up a site that handles such matters, I would 
just love for the X's of the world to view the firepower they 
are running their cyber-mouths off to. LOL!______________________

WHATCHA GONNA DO? HOLD YOU DAUGHTER'S BLOODY PANTIES UP TO THE 
CAM TO PROVE THAT YOU RAPED HER? LOOK BAD INTO THE CAMERA?
MOST LIKELY IT WOULD BE SOME GOOGLE-EYED BESOTTLED DRUNK HALF-
BREED LOOKING LIKE A GENETIC EXPERIMENT GONE BAD, CALLING ITSELF 
OM/CF!! LOL!!!!!

From: Satan Christ
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Aug 23 06:00:48 2003

Message:
.... Thats right. I am suggesting, cyber posturing via web 
cams ....
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One fingered salute or two?

From: Satan Christ
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 06:05:34 2003

Message:
I hope you understand how this little honeytrap works ...
It is all lies & invention.
Would you actually believe these things?
Yes it is true.
I am Satan.

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:25:27 2003

Message:
You sound frightened, little boy. You should be.

From: Satan
To: X
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:42:48 2003

Message:
Now be a good chap and tell Satan your address X.
Go on do it X.
We need to pussy-whip you I mean send you some flowers.
Have you noticed?
I've lost that Christ bit.
Yes I am Satan.
Yes it is true.
I will send you a cheque if you do X.
I am Satan! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:46:42 2003

Message:
From: Satan Christ 
To: All 
Subject: *Mantra of the New Age.* 
Date: Fri Aug 22 18:46:39 2003 
Message:
Some time ago I introduced you to the tuning fork and declared 
it *The Cruxifix of The New Age.*
This is because it is.
Why?
Because I said so.
I realise that some of you are perhaps a little unaware of what 
really is going on so to try and hurry this process up a little 
I shall introduce you to the *Mantra of the New Age.*
It goes like this:

*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. **RICHARD JULIAN 
WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *
*RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK IS JESUS CHRIST .. *

You can write it out 100 times a day like me if you like. 
Otherwise repeat it to yourself for an hour each day.
And then write it out 100 times.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe you should try it in a church or a cathedral in front of 
the altar?
Who am I?
Say it!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:54:07 2003

Message:
From: AREA NEWS COUNCIL 
To: THE MEEK 
Subject: NOW HEAR THIS 
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:00:19 2003 
Message:
RICHARD JULIAN BLOWDICK SUCKS NIGGER DICK

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Blasphemy.
Get into Hell.
That's where you are going.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:55:23 2003

Message:
From: u know who 
To: Richard Julian Blowdick 
Date: Fri Aug 22 22:12:22 2003 
Message:
Here's to u 

here's to me

if u don't like me

fuck u

and here's to me

that's what i say to all my cunts
-----------------------------------------------------------------
???? You're Holy?
No.

From: Satan
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:56:49 2003

Message:
Who's going up ..
And who's going down?
Let's find out! :)

From: Satan
To:
Subject: *SOUL REMOVAL SERVICES*
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:59:20 2003

Message:
:)

From: Richard Warwick
To: Satan
Subject: *SOUL REMOVAL SERVICES*
Date: Sat Aug 23 08:01:10 2003

Message:
Come OFF IT Satan!
I mean knock it FUCKING OFF!!
Don't you realise that people are so stupid?
They'll never believe that.
Do you not realise Satan that you can tell 'em anything self-
gratifying you like and they'll just lap it up.
But when it comes to the Truth I'll be damned if ever they did.
And yet incredibly this doctrine holds water.
And yet incredibly these maniacs would pursue the Devil.
Yes it is True.
I am Satan.

From: Satan
To: *HELL CANDIDATES*
Subject: *THIS IS HELL*
Date: Sat Aug 23 08:05:38 2003

Message:
What is Hell actually like?
You are a human torch.
You burn.
You are in solitary.
You do this forever.
Do you like my Hell yet? :)

From: Satan
To:
Subject: *STILL HOPING THIS IS ALL A LIE.*
Date: Sat Aug 23 08:12:25 2003

Message:
God lends you a soul.
It is on loan and therefore you are not automatically entitled 
to keep it.
You must pay your dues in your life or I will have your soul.
Simply deny God and acknowledge me.
That is all you have to do to commit the ultimate act of theft 
against your own person.
And how will you respect your person and feed it and clothe it 
and protect it from evil?
You have robbed yourselves of your soul.
Isn't the Truth Stupendous and mind-numbingly Wild? :)

From: Satan
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 08:32:29 2003

Message:
Who or what do you think you are dealing with exactly?
Why not invite Satan to your penthouse presidential suite at the 
Ritz?
Why are you a fool?
Shall we get Satan a whore?
Are you prepared to die in the knowledge of the certain Hell 
that awaits you?
To complete your self-destruction you could stand there bleating 
about helping people and stating how you are hurting and that 
you should simply put it behind you and how your opinion was not 
ever sought after and how your existence has been permanently 
removed.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IS THIS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING?*
Date: Sat Aug 23 08:58:54 2003

Message:
Get on your knees and worship me!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 09:15:25 2003

Message:
Observe God.
If you dare.
If the choice was mine I'd avert my eyes personally.

From: X
To: NO MIND/BESOTTLED DRUNK
Date: Sat Aug 23 11:13:46 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
To: X 
Date: Sat Aug 23 07:25:27 2003 
Message:
You sound frightened, little boy. You should be._________________

BE SURE TO IGNORE THE POST PUSSYBOY. I KNEW YOU WOULD, MR. 
ALMOST DID IT. THE STORY OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. LET'S TALK 
ABOUT FRIGHTENED. 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MY PLANS*
Date: Sat Aug 23 14:16:49 2003

Message:
*WARNING: TO ENSURE THAT I NEVER DO THE DAMNEST THING FOR YOU 
JUST AS YOU HAVE NOT ONLY SUCCEEDED AT THAT BUT ALSO MADE ME 
MORE ESTRANGED AND OUTRAGED THAN EVER BEFORE I WILL NOT ACCEPT 
MONEY FROM YOU.*
It's just a joke now. I don't care if you send money or not and 
I think I better get one or two things straight.
The only thing I am now interested in doing is getting into a 
bomb shelter and creating rocket engines of the future.
True, things are all scaled down now but I insist that even if 
you think you are a follower that you're not.
I just want to be left alone.
I am far more interested in talking to captains of industry and 
the like.
If you want to know about right and wrong then look in the Bible 
or a book like that because there's nothing more to be said 
about it - it's just a question of learning it.
So that's my plan - better than nothing - who wants to sponsor 
it?
Stop wasting my time.

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Aug 23 14:19:14 2003

Message:
Listen up ya little bitch-boy. You sure got a lot of protective 
rules to prevent your ass from getting kicked. Go to a library 
in Bum-Fuck Ioway and get on the internet...LMFAO! Ya, well, I 
don't think so...better things to do and such, a life to live. 

You are a miniscule Fruitfly dicked shitlicker and I gaurantee 
you that if you had said some of the things you have typed on 
this idiotic message board within earshot of me, you would be 
much uglier than you already are - if you lived.

In conclusion, E.S.A.D. you pathetic little weenie. You are 
worth neither my time or consideration. I'll simply be content 
in the fact the tragedy will strike you down one fine day. 
Perhaps it already has in its own way. You were born.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MONEY Vs. DIVINE SERVICES. WHO IS GOING TO WIN?*
Date: Sat Aug 23 14:25:33 2003

Message:
So my opinion is that I am perfectly capable of making money 
from scratch.
What a great job you have done of cutting yourselves out.
My opinion of you has changed.
I would only be doing the rocket engines for myself and because 
I enjoy a challenge.
That's their justification.
I only have to do that to be the greatest person who has ever 
existed i.e. the spaceship.
I don't have to help any of you and I don't really want to.
You're lucky to get this technology [if I am able to do it] 
because it means you can find other planets to rob and plunder.
You can't get away with non-payment and that's the result.
I suppose you decided to pay the Biblical Jesus just in time ..
That is the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth.
But don't tell me I didn't warn you!!! LOL!!
[Yes I believe there were one or two warnings over the months 
LOL!!}

From: cooter
To: X
Subject: what part you from
Date: Sat Aug 23 15:11:13 2003

Message:
How you doin, i live in Iowa, not much goin on, oh look a 
squirrel
  

From: X
To: COOTER
Date: Sat Aug 23 16:05:06 2003

Message:
A SQUIRREL?!! NO FUCKEN SHIT?!! WOW!! I SAW TWO DOGS HUMPING THE 
OTHER DAY. TALK ABOUT EXCITING! WHEEEW!

From: X
To: NO MIND/BESOTTLED DRUNK
Date: Sat Aug 23 16:15:53 2003

Message:
Listen up ya little bitch-boy. You sure got a lot of protective 
rules to prevent your ass from getting kicked.__________________

THEN TELL YOU WHAT: POST YOUR ADDRESS, BRAVE ONE.

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 16:15:20 2003

Message:
Well it proves my point, yes all you Yanks are fuckin stupid. One 
things he's the fuckin devil himself and the other one is a 
fuckin Homo.




Well thats why your country has fallen to fuckin bits.




Too many Niggers in the USA, they all should be fuckin gassed.

From: Hitler
To: zig zag
Date: Sat Aug 23 16:20:31 2003

Message:
Yes I'll do that for you like I did to the Jews, Pity I missed 
America the first time around, but they would have given up like 
little french people

From: om/cf
To: Zig Zag
Date: Sat Aug 23 16:53:45 2003

Message:
Too many Niggers in the USA, they all should be fuckin gassed.
__________________________________________________

Come across the pond, we'll start with you.

From: X
To: ZIG ZAG
Subject: ABOVE
Date: Sat Aug 23 19:12:15 2003

Message:
AS YOU CAN SEE, AMERICANS HAVE BIG SMART MOUTHS, BUT IF YOU 
SHOWED UP, THE GUTLESS LITTLE PUSSY WOULD SLAM TO HIS WOBBLY 
KNEES, AND START SUCKIN YER COCK.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *GIVE ME THE MONEY - YOU HAVE GONE AGAINST GOD*
Date: Sat Aug 23 18:36:49 2003

Message:
Whether I am Jesus or not is besides the point. You have adopted 
me as your saviour and your idea of fun is to go annoying him, 
allowing gross lapses of security, leaving him in debt with 
precious few alternatives or means to relieve it. Also, you 
can't listen to this very simplest of messages: *Pay up!* It is 
so very wrong and my opinion of many of you is disgust. I need 
to get a space mission going and not a single one of you seems 
to want to help out with financial problems for which I blame 
other people. It is indeed not my fault. I need a couple of 
million pounds. *WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???????* 
I have severe ill-feeling to people for this and yet STILL 
nobody can do FUCK ALL for me!! So you can probably see from 
that why I don't want to do much for you. The truth is that this 
little monetary issue has put me at times into a state of agony. 
This is your fault so consider that when you mouth off at me 
that I am *upset* because I have no money and just give me some 
for a change. In other words, what could have been a 
relationship with people that is based on kindness and giving is 
destroyed permanently with people generally except for that 
handful of people I knew before your craving to find an 
individual with the *godly* attributes you so desperately seek. 
You have furthermore allowed me to be approached by all sorts of 
people who have seeked to kill or maim me or abuse me one way or 
another. My own opinion is that you should perhaps value your 
*adopted saviour* once you think you have found one. It is clear 
that you don't based upon these inescapable facts. The only 
possible hope for you is to make amends straight away.

From:
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 19:48:53 2003

Message:
come on down to Iowa

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: DO C DO IN IOWA
Date: Sat Aug 23 19:53:43 2003

Message:
I SQUARE DANCE LIKE I WAS BORN TO SWING, IOWA IS FAMOUS FOR 
SQUARE DANCING, IT'S NICE

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Dick Blowdick
Date: Sat Aug 23 19:59:26 2003

Message:
go back to servicing gay men for a pound, cunt

From: Richard Warwick
To: DO C DO IN IOWA
Date: Sat Aug 23 20:11:03 2003

Message:
I SQUARE DANCE LIKE I WAS BORN TO SWING, IOWA IS FAMOUS FOR 
SQUARE DANCING, IT'S NICE
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Square dancing I prefer to line dancing. I'd like to visit Iowa.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 20:14:34 2003

Message:
From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook 
To: Dick Blowdick 
Date: Sat Aug 23 19:59:26 2003 
Message:
go back to servicing gay men for a pound, cunt
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What kind of sick mind writes this kind of thing?

From: om/cf
To: x- the queer
Date: Sat Aug 23 20:34:25 2003

Message:
AS YOU CAN SEE, AMERICANS HAVE BIG SMART MOUTHS, BUT IF YOU 
SHOWED UP, THE GUTLESS LITTLE PUSSY WOULD SLAM TO HIS WOBBLY 
KNEES, AND START SUCKIN YER COCK.
________________________________________________

I take it YER on fantasy island again, faggot.

From: X
To: MR. ALMOST DID IT
Date: Sat Aug 23 21:26:11 2003

Message:
LOL!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ITS MORE THAN TRUE, ABOUT YOU, AND 
CRYBABY PUSSYS LIKE YOU. KICK BACK, POUR SOME BEER INTO YOUR 
FUCKHOLE, AND TALK BIG.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 21:43:55 2003

Message:
It's late now and I'd just like to say that I hate your fucking 
guts. There is no coming back from it. I want people to sort my 
finances out so I can start the fucking space mission [I don't 
even give a rat's ass about this these days]. Leave me the fuck 
alone!

From: om/cf
To: x
Date: Sat Aug 23 21:40:19 2003

Message:
This one is dedicated ta all that Nebraska CORN FED PUSSY!

Loose some fuckin' weight heifers!

AHHHHHH, Beeeeer! The golden gift from the Gods! I shall partake 
of it and satisfy the cattle you call womenfolk as I pass 
through. LOL!


From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:25:15 2003

Message:
It's late now and I'd just like to say that I hate your fucking 
guts. There is no coming back from it. I want people to sort my 
finances out so I can start the fucking space mission [I don't 
even give a rat's ass about this these days]. Leave me the fuck 
alone!__________________________________

I LOVE YOU MAN. I JUST BLEW YOU A KISS, CATCH IT IN THE 'MORN.


From: X
To: ALL
Subject: ANOTHER DRUNK CUNT BACKS DOWN
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:42:28 2003

Message:
THEY TALK BIG, BUT WHEN ITS TIME TO ACT, THEY TURN AND RUN LIKE 
AN AMERICAN COWARD!

From: The Grave
To: Richard
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:46:46 2003

Message:
Count your bloody coins, for in the next full moon i shall 
invade your dreams and damn your soul :(

From: The Grave
To: jenni hanifer
Subject: Lost at sea
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:55:57 2003

Message:
she sould her soul for immortality

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 23:09:49 2003

Message:
THEY TALK BIG, BUT WHEN ITS TIME TO ACT, THEY TURN AND RUN LIKE 
AN AMERICAN COWARD!
__________________________________________

Back down? From a sickening, twisted twat like you? LOL! I'd 
bust you up in a heartbeat. You go right ahead and keep your 
fucked up little fantasies to your lonesome self. It's always an 
attack from your freakish queer mind. 

As I said before, go back through the archives, and you will see 
I have pinpointed my exact location. I'm not about to do the 
legwork for a mentally ill twatler like you. You want some punk, 
come get some, I'm always prepared.

I see one of your Hero's got offed today. Good ridence to bad 
garbage.


***Priest at center of sex abuse scandal killed in prison***

Former priest John Geoghan, the convicted child molester whose 
prosecution sparked the sex abuse scandal that shook the Roman 
Catholic Church nationwide, died Saturday after being attacked 
in prison. 

Preliminary indications are that Geoghan, 68, was strangled, 
Worcester District Attorney John J. Conte said. An autopsy will 
be conducted Monday. 

Conte said fellow inmate Joseph L. Druce, 37, attacked Geoghan 
shortly before noon Saturday. Geoghan died at 1:17 p.m., shortly 
after he was taken to UMass Memorial Health Alliance, Leominster 
Campus, Conte said. 

Druce, who received a life sentence in 1989 for murder, armed 
robbery and other counts, was placed in isolation and will face 
murder charges in Geoghan's death, Conte said. In 2001, Druce 
was charged with mailing a threatening letter containing white 
powder and indicating it was contaminated with anthrax. 


GOOD JOB DRUCE!! YOUR A FREEMAN!!!


From:
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 23:34:59 2003

Message:
Druce was told to kill him by richard warwick

From: X
To:
Subject: OLD BESOTTLED DRUNK BACKS DOWN LIKE THE SPINELESS WASTE HE IS!
Date: Sat Aug 23 23:46:36 2003

Message:
Back down? From a sickening, twisted twat like you? LOL! I'd 
bust you up in a heartbeat.______________________________________

From: X 
To: ALL 
Subject: ANOTHER DRUNK CUNT BACKS DOWN 
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:42:28 2003 
Message:
THEY TALK BIG, BUT WHEN ITS TIME TO ACT, THEY TURN AND RUN LIKE 
AN AMERICAN COWARD!

From: X
To:
Date: Sat Aug 23 23:58:01 2003

Message:
http://www.iraqvoice.com/

CHECK THIS SITE OUT!!! THEY GOT TIRED OF OLD BESOTTLED DRUNK 
OM/CF IN A HURRY, AND KICKED HIM THE FUCK OUT!
THEY WON'T TOLERATE CHILD MOLESTERS THERE!!

From: om/cf
To: lil' x
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:27:07 2003

Message:
CHECK THIS SITE OUT!!! THEY GOT TIRED OF OLD BESOTTLED DRUNK 
OM/CF IN A HURRY, AND KICKED HIM THE FUCK OUT!
THEY WON'T TOLERATE CHILD MOLESTERS THERE!!
____________________________________________

You ignorant dipshiite, I was booted for being a non-conforming, 
foul mouthed prick! LMFAOoooooooFF!! COUGH!!

AND, I'm back on the fucker...guess who.

From: X
To: BESOTTLED DRUNK
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:42:28 2003

Message:
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WORDS OF AN OLD, FUCKED-UP DRUNK.....

From: fake om/cf
To: fake fucken X
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:40:10 2003

Message:
OLD BESOTTLED DRUNK BACKS DOWN LIKE THE SPINELESS WASTE HE IS!
__________

who you callin' "old" motherfucker? yer da old, outta shape, 
skinflint, insignificant ass is growin by da day. 

From: Transvestite Teri
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:31:20 2003

Message:
Hey boy. Im thinking of you as I write you this note. I want 
everyone in your mosque to know that we're in love. I know that 
your family disowns you because of your love for me. Lets elope 
X. You and I . We don't have to stay here. There are lots of 
places that we can be together. I know you love me X, unless you 
were lying to me. Please stop arguing with everyone here and lets 
just go away together X. Please? I love you X, and nothing can 
change that  ;)

Kiss kiss hug hug,


TT     
        

From: X
To: TRANSVESTITE TERI
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:31:20 2003

Message:
?  ?                        ?   ?      ? ?  ?       TACO BELL 
.            

From: om/cf
To: X ayatollah
Date: Sun Aug 24 00:58:07 2003

Message:
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WORDS OF AN OLD, FUCKED-UP DRUNK.....
__________________________________________

"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." A quote that served 
Marcienko and the east coast SEALS very well in Vietnam.

Not much of a learner, are ya? Come 'n get U some sheep shagger.

From: X
To: OLD DRUNK
Date: Sun Aug 24 01:23:25 2003

Message:
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." _________________________

A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN WHO DRINKS, AND AN OLD FUCKED-UP 
DRUNK, BUT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT. LET'S SEE......FROM A BOY 
WHO SAYS HE HAS 4 CARS SITTING AROUND HIS PROPERTY, ONE HE SAYS 
FOR"PARTS", AND TALKS OF SHOOTING A GUN OFF IN HIS BACK 
YARD......SORRY, BUT IN MOST PARTS OF THE UNITED STATES YOU AND 
YOURS ARE REFERRED TO AS "TRASH", SO.....DRINK UP SHRINER! 
LOL!!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 24 03:28:43 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: Richard Warwick 
Date: Sat Aug 23 22:25:15 2003 
Message:
It's late now and I'd just like to say that I hate your fucking 
guts. There is no coming back from it. I want people to sort my 
finances out so I can start the fucking space mission [I don't 
even give a rat's ass about this these days]. Leave me the fuck 
alone!__________________________________

I LOVE YOU MAN. I JUST BLEW YOU A KISS, CATCH IT IN THE 'MORN.
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EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
I love you too.
I am Satan.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 03:31:52 2003

Message:
Druce was told to kill him by richard warwick
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And this is .... a novel????

From: Richard Warwick
To: The Grave
Date: Sun Aug 24 03:34:06 2003

Message:
Count your bloody coins, for in the next full moon i shall 
invade your dreams and damn your soul :(
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God is like a gigantic video game. He demands coins via which at 
the next full moon the damned & bloodied soul clocks up an all 
time high score to the witness of the bartender who is now 
insisting that it is time to leave - all time high score or not -
 we're just gonna pull the plug on you ...

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THOSE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD WAKE UP TO THE FACTS.*
Subject: *READ IT AGAIN - IT'S ALL TRUE.*
Date: Sun Aug 24 03:38:24 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *GIVE ME THE MONEY - YOU HAVE GONE AGAINST GOD* 
Date: Sat Aug 23 18:36:49 2003 
Message:
Whether I am Jesus or not is besides the point. You have adopted 
me as your saviour and your idea of fun is to go annoying him, 
allowing gross lapses of security, leaving him in debt with 
precious few alternatives or means to relieve it. Also, you 
can't listen to this very simplest of messages: *Pay up!* It is 
so very wrong and my opinion of many of you is disgust. I need 
to get a space mission going and not a single one of you seems 
to want to help out with financial problems for which I blame 
other people. It is indeed not my fault. I need a couple of 
million pounds. *WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???????* 
I have severe ill-feeling to people for this and yet STILL 
nobody can do FUCK ALL for me!! So you can probably see from 
that why I don't want to do much for you. The truth is that this 
little monetary issue has put me at times into a state of agony. 
This is your fault so consider that when you mouth off at me 
that I am *upset* because I have no money and just give me some 
for a change. In other words, what could have been a 
relationship with people that is based on kindness and giving is 
destroyed permanently with people generally except for that 
handful of people I knew before your craving to find an 
individual with the *godly* attributes you so desperately seek. 
You have furthermore allowed me to be approached by all sorts of 
people who have seeked to kill or maim me or abuse me one way or 
another. My own opinion is that you should perhaps value your 
*adopted saviour* once you think you have found one. It is clear 
that you don't based upon these inescapable facts. The only 
possible hope for you is to make amends straight away.


From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE MONEY DEMONS*
Subject: *MONEY IS REQUIRED*
Date: Sun Aug 24 03:55:05 2003

Message:
And so it would appear that you have shot yourselves in the foot.
There was always that slim chance that someone was willing to 
pay for a service.
The ONLY one left now is a space mission.
There are all sorts of things I could have done and commented on 
concerning spiritual matters for example.
I will NEVER do this now.
In many ways this has now failed.
To me this makes not a shred of difference.
You have turned against God.
Now let's see you sponsor a Space Mission.
No. You can't do that either.
LOL!!! You cannot therefore by definition have any love of God.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 07:41:40 2003

Message:
I've explained to you my plans.
I've explained to you why you must pay up NOW!!
As I have stated, my ONLY intention now is to do a space mission.
This is because of the way you treat me.
You can bet your bottom dollar that that is it.
I don't give a flying fuck about you between here and the end of 
the universe.
I think you'll find that you brought it upon yourself.
Do you realise that I am an extremely impatient man?
Making me wait like this for funds is creating even more 
problems.
Just what the fuck do you think you are doing?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 07:57:09 2003

Message:
For your edification I should have been getting going properly 
on the Space Mission at least two months ago with the 
appropriate material resources.
You are holding this up.
It appears to be the only requirement for this mission and that 
believe me is all I am doing now.
Maybe I can escape away from you to another planet?
As you know I don't want to harm you.
However, I don't want to help you now.
I just want to get the technology done and get the hell out.
My ill-feeling against you is immense and completely 
irrepairable.
It grows by the day.
Where is the money I require for this?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DID YOU EVER HEAR THE SCREAM OF THOSE ROCKET MACHINES?*
Date: Sun Aug 24 08:17:54 2003

Message:
We thought you were going to lead us.
We thought you were going to heal us.
We thought you were going to crack the genetic code.
We thought we were getting your opinions on ethics & science.
We thought we were going to receive spiritual training.
We thought we'd get all this for free.
How very wrong you are.
Kiss goodbye to the whole lot permanently.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE PRAWNS AND THEIR DEVIANT SEXUAL HABITS - ARE THEY REALLY WORTH THE RISK?*
Date: Sun Aug 24 08:36:54 2003

Message:
How do I convince you?
Hmmm Let's see ...
Maybe there are people on another planet who actually WOULD pay 
for services like that.
Not bad huh?
In any case that's the deal now and I am still a couple of 
million short of getting stuffed up the ass of a prawn-like 
extraterrestial.
I'd prefer not to have this happen because I know sense when I 
see it.
The cheque please!

From: Malcom McDowel
To: Richard
Date: Sun Aug 24 09:51:42 2003

Message:
Hello Richard, I could make some sort of charity contribution as 
long as 'OUR' space mission can be moved forward 4 or 5 short 
months? 

From: Richard Warwick
To: Malcom McDowel
Subject: *WAR IN SPACE ... Peeoowwwww. .. peoww. ..... peowwwwwwwwww .. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Date: Sun Aug 24 12:16:19 2003

Message:
Hello Richard, I could make some sort of charity contribution as 
long as 'OUR' space mission can be moved forward 4 or 5 short 
months? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I am not a charity organisation but I need initial sums of money 
which are proving difficult to get hold of. I've already 
received a flotation pack for a company I am hoping to form and 
that is how investors can make money. The first investors will 
make a whole ton more because of the initial stock value. I hope 
to do physics experiments in a bomb shelter or somewhere else 
that is suitable to try and produce faster than light 
propulsion. I will obtain patents for my discoveries and 
inventions So you can see that this is a private enterprise 
though anyone smart enough to invest should feel free to do so. 
I never knew you spelled your last name *McDowel*

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I GOT THE HI SCORE!!!* :)
Date: Sun Aug 24 12:40:31 2003

Message:
To continue regarding these plans: it is clear that without the 
propulsion systems it is no go. Aside from this I feel that we 
have nearly all of the other required technology and expertise. 
I will outsource and insource for this. I don't know about 
speeding things up by 4 or 5 months - but certainly having no 
money at all will not speed things up. The design specifications 
will not however adhere to the modern methods utilised say in 
the military jet or aerospace industries though some of these 
ideas will be incorporated. In a way it is at this point that 
things become a mess - something I am determined to prevent 
happening which is why I shall be overseeing this phase of the 
construction. Since this is what I have decided we should do, I 
am going to spend more time now researching this and thinking 
about it.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *HOW SMART CAN YOU GET??*
Date: Sun Aug 24 12:48:46 2003

Message:
So you can see that this is a private enterprise though anyone 
smart enough to invest should feel free to do so. 
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THAT smart?? Now THAT is smart!!! :)
Maybe I should considering employing my own investors.

From: meeee
To: uuuuuu
Subject: BIG JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!! READ!!!!!!!ULL LAUF!!!!FUNNY!!!!!!
Date: Tue Aug 19 15:44:29 2003

Message:
.................................me.......................

From: fatima
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: U FUNNY DUDE!!!
Date: Sun Aug 24 14:16:36 2003

Message:
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ur veery funny but u type alot!!!!hmmm
im from the uk..u????
do u like afgahnz????im half afghan and half italian..uuuu?

From: fatima
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: U FUNNY DUDE!!!
Date: Sun Aug 24 14:16:36 2003

Message:
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!!!!!!!! basicly meaing hello!
ur veery funny but u type alot!!!!hmmm
im from the uk..u????
do u like afgahnz????im half afghan and half italian..uuuu?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *Q's and A's with your good ol' buddy Satan again.*
Date: Sun Aug 24 14:13:09 2003

Message:
Q. Why would you outsource?
A. I don't mean outsourcing in the traditional sense. Actually 
what I meant is that certain expertise would not be available 
locally and would have to be gained from abroad.
Q. If your company is going to be private then why have you 
appealed for a [government] public bursary?
A. Because the economy will be boosted if I pull this thing off. 
It is therefore legitimate to impose the condition that the work 
is carried out in the U.K. I don't think we should worry about 
world economies for now.
Q. Are you planning media appearances?
A. If I ever see a good reason to then I would. I plan to video 
some of the work I do to start though I might well make it 
available first on the internet.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Fatima
Date: Sun Aug 24 14:38:23 2003

Message:
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!!!!!!!! basicly meaing hello!
ur veery funny but u type alot!!!!hmmm
im from the uk..u????
do u like afgahnz????im half afghan and half italian..uuuu?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
hello fatima. You say you look good so chances are you do!
I don't know any Afghani's but I am poor as hell just like they 
are! Yippee! LOL!!
I am from the UK.
Are you over sixteen before we continue with this? LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *OUR TARGET PLANET WILL HAVE A MAGNETIC FIELD*
Date: Sun Aug 24 15:59:39 2003

Message:
Even though the Earth's magnetic polarity is currently reversing 
I previously identified a planetary magnetic field as a 
prerequisite for life. The reason was simply that *The Northern 
Lights* phenomenon [produced by interactions of solar radiation 
with the magnetic field towards the pole] are those conditions 
required to originate life. The magnetic field is much down to 
the iron core of the planet. We therefore state that our target 
planet must have a magnetic field. If it is less or more 
measurable from a distance at different times then I feel we 
should assure ourselves that the chances are it is distinctly 
measurable for the great majority of the time. 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE MECHANISM OF POLE REVERSAL*
Date: Sun Aug 24 17:16:19 2003

Message:
Remember those helium bombs? :))
So what has happened is that there has been an axial wobble on 
the planet.
This has already occurred and is a complete event.
Or at least one half for that event.
This was sufficient however to send the core of the planet 
[which is molten and under extremely high pressure] to be thrown 
off into something of a spin .. :)
Eventually we expect that things will settle down but the 
polarity will most probably reverse as the core's alignment is 
drawn irresistibly towards the axis for the planet's rotation.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *NO LIFE ON MARS - GEDDIT??? JEEZ!!!!*
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:04:34 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3093693.stm
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Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *Mars will make its closest approach to Earth for almost 60,000 years on Wednesday.*
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:13:25 2003

Message:
So we're not sure if Mars getting that close will flip the poles 
but it certainly is possible.
Let's wait and see.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: From http://masako88.hp.infoseek.co.jp/usenet/use90145.htm
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:21:15 2003

Message:
>> Our protective shield is unlikely to fail permanently, but a
>> temporary shutdown may be imminent. It could happen
>> within as little as 2000 years. Measurements of the Earth's
>> field show that it is getting weaker, and suggest that we are
>> heading for a field reversal, in which the north and south
>> magnetic poles will swap. When the reversal is in full swing,
>> there will be a time when the field sinks almost to zero 
before
>> cranking up again. This unprotected period might only last
>> for a few years, or it could go on for thousands. To know
>> for sure, we'll need a very precise model of the Earth's
>> core.
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Don't panic. If reversal does occur then it won't take long at 
all.
It will not take years but will be an almost immediate event.
If you have a compass then you could align it to the North and 
perhaps draw a line on the floor in that direction and mark the 
end of it North. I mean South. Well you get the idea. Apparently 
we have not had a really good pole reversal for a million years 
or so and that we are due one on Wednesday. LOL!!!

From: Bob on this
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:36:09 2003

Message:
why do you want to see Polish people hurt, yer a sick fucken 
puppy.

From: X
To: Bob on this
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:41:26 2003

Message:
I wouldn't want to see Polish people hurt. I just LOVE their 
sausage! mmmmmmmmmmm     
                                 

From: Bob on this
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:42:19 2003

Message:
is this site some sorta sicko fucken weblog mate? its fucken 
creepy. smells like rotting fish cancerous mildewed pussy in 
here. (sniff-sniff} yuk.

From: Bob on this
To: x
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:54:29 2003

Message:
i flipped a Polish chick upside down once and found out really 
they love eating sausage too. yer a fucken queer arncha.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: * .. TICK TOCK .. TICK TOCK .. TICK TOCK .. *
Date: Sun Aug 24 19:30:18 2003

Message:
Remember that ticking clock?
Well it's still ticking.

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Aug 24 19:42:57 2003

Message:
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE INDIVIDUAL WHO WAS POSTING FOR ME WHILE I 
GOT IN A SUNDAY AFTERNOON NAP! THANKS!

From: Bob on this
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 24 21:14:52 2003

Message:
from what i've read on this shithole i suggest you hook up with 
richie and fuck each other up the arse and live happily ever 
after.

what a buncha queerbaits.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WILL YOU KINDLY STOP BOMBING THE ISRAELIS AND CONSIDER PEACE. WORRY ABOUT YOUR STATE OF PALESTINE AT SOME LATER DATE. THANK YOU.*
Date: Sun Aug 24 21:21:27 2003

Message:
I'm going to address this issue briefly because I know I have 
something of an audience.
If the suicide bombings of the Palestinians were to stop 
permanently then believe it or not the Israelis would cease to 
take retaliatory action.
Who ultimately is to blame in the current circumstances?
The Palestinians - or rather a minority.
I have studied this issue and if it was the other way around 
then I would declare it so - and yet it simply is not.
Did you ever consider that the Israelis are not entirely keen on 
their civilians constantly getting blown up?
Are you aware of their extraordinary restraint given their 
amazing firepower?
Well think about it and think about how you have indoctrinated 
Palestinian youths with something that holds no water 
theologically or within any other moral system of thought.
Cease the bombings and NEVER resume them.
Don't expect miracles overnight.
You are not going to get them.

From: X
To: Bob on this
Date: Sun Aug 24 22:02:47 2003

Message:
FROM WHAT I'VE READ FROM YOU ON THIS SHITHOLE I SUGGEST YOU GO 
FUCK YOURSELF.

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Aug 24 22:43:25 2003

Message:
Well said, and exactly my position on that nasty matter as I've 
stated many times. The Israeli's target Hamas leaders and the 
Pali 'freedom fighters' target whoever happens to be on the bus.

There is no roadmap. A wall is being built. There is no answer. 
Bury the bodies before they start stinking seems to be the plan.

The Palistinian people have excellent artists, writers, poets, 
you name it...but overall, they are collection of brainwashed 
idiots being used by the powerfull Islamically ruled Middle East 
countries. It's truely one of the saddest things happening on 
this planet, and jack shit's being done about it.

Is that fucking spaceship ready yet?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Sarah Matravers
Date: Sun Aug 24 23:01:41 2003

Message:
I miss you.
I hope you're okay.

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Aug 24 23:02:52 2003

Message:
Well said, and exactly my position on that nasty matter as I've 
stated many times. The Israeli's target Hamas leaders and the 
Pali 'freedom fighters' target whoever happens to be on the bus.

There is no roadmap. A wall is being built. There is no answer. 
Bury the bodies before they start stinking seems to be the plan.

The Palistinian people have excellent artists, writers, poets, 
you name it...but overall, they are collection of brainwashed 
idiots being used by the powerfull Islamically ruled Middle East 
countries. It's truely one of the saddest things happening on 
this planet, and jack shit's being done about it.

Is that fucking spaceship ready yet?
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You know I principally see the Israeli-Palestinian issue as 
something of a defining principle.
I wish to hell they could resolve their differences because I am 
getting very tired of this.
Goddamnit!!! I can assure you that no spaceship is anywhere near 
completion.
I wish to hell I could get things going there but I suppose that 
ultimately there are spiritual issues totally beyond my 
comprehension that are preventing this.
That said I will restate that it is the actions of a minority of 
Palestinians that is to blame.
Would someone kindly reeducate them with something approximately 
closer to the Truth?
That would be appreciated.
Thanks! :)

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Aug 24 23:17:41 2003

Message:
Goddamnit!!! I can assure you that no spaceship is anywhere near 
completion.
_________________________

Well, get in gear boy, the human race is depending on you! Have 
you no sense of urgency? LOL!

From: X
To: all
Date: Mon Aug 25 03:43:46 2003

Message:
I fuckin sick of you lot on here now, I'm off to fuck Marie up 
the shitter, "Oh yes girl clench those buttocks for me and make 
your shithole tighter" 


I think I'll shove my fist in too 

From: X
To: all
Date: Mon Aug 25 03:50:39 2003

Message:
The fuckin piss flaps on this one, fuck me Marie 

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Mon Aug 25 07:33:27 2003

Message:
Goddamnit!!! I can assure you that no spaceship is anywhere near 
completion.
_________________________

Well, get in gear boy, the human race is depending on you! Have 
you no sense of urgency? LOL!

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It's this tiny little issue of finances           ..........

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE MONEY MORONS*
Subject: *THAT'S YOU!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU!!!*
Date: Mon Aug 25 07:49:18 2003

Message:
Where is the money??
You fucking MORONS!!!
Where is the money todayyyyy??
You stupid fucks!
Go suck more dick!
And weather the storm ...
... that way!!!
Suck on that dick now!
Whose dick could that be??
You fucking MORONS!!!
Can you count from one to threeee???
I have my doubts.
Eat shit & die!! :)
Observe it Historically!
Where is the money?
You are all pus ..

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DID YOU LIKE THAT SONG? SING ALONG WITH IT.*
Date: Mon Aug 25 08:07:56 2003

Message:
It is obvious that I deal with complete fucking maniacs.
Excuse me but did you ever consider the fact that I may be able 
to do some good in this world if I was granted the appropriate 
material resources?
No?
Okay, go back to sleep or just rot in hell because though the 
latter may be a whole lot embarrassing to the modern church I 
have thought about it in depth and realise its validity.
May the shedding of innocent blood be on your consciences!
I am Jesus Christ!
[Nice looking bank balance you soulless maniacs.]

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MONEY FREAKS*
Date: Mon Aug 25 08:35:18 2003

Message:
The Truth?
That innocent blood is your own ..
Have a nice day now.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND ATONE FOR THIS ...*
Date: Mon Aug 25 08:41:12 2003

Message:
... then rot in Hell!! LOL!!
I have to say that one way or another you have fucked yourselves 
up in the sight of God.
Though such statements may lend themselves an aura of 
incredulity frankly I could not care less!
Who do you think I am?
Now who knows the Truth?
Me or you?
*I DECLARE THAT HELL EXISTS!!!*
It's true!! LOL!!
Crazy but true!! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *YOU SUCK. HERE IS MY HELL DOCTRINE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 09:01:27 2003

Message:
I suppose this deserves just a little more explanation.
I have however reserved my spiritual teaching for the *better 
people* on Xanadu. :)
Love U guys!! [They're better than you.]
Essentially I understand that people can perform evil acts 
against each other because they are a victim of circumstance or 
mental indisposition.
I do however feel that the INTENTIONAL, WILFUL act of evil if 
not atoned for during a lifetime and thoroughly recompensed for 
may not logically go unpunished.
It is my belief that concealment of this kind of thing results 
in the visitation of your worst nightmare.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IF THE POLES FLIP THEN BEHAVE SENSIBLY IN THE POSSIBILITY OF SOLAR RADIATION EXPOSURE.*
Date: Mon Aug 25 09:32:08 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: From 
http://masako88.hp.infoseek.co.jp/usenet/use90145.htm 
Date: Sun Aug 24 18:21:15 2003 
Message:
>> Our protective shield is unlikely to fail permanently, but a
>> temporary shutdown may be imminent. It could happen
>> within as little as 2000 years. Measurements of the Earth's
>> field show that it is getting weaker, and suggest that we are
>> heading for a field reversal, in which the north and south
>> magnetic poles will swap. When the reversal is in full swing,
>> there will be a time when the field sinks almost to zero 
before
>> cranking up again. This unprotected period might only last
>> for a few years, or it could go on for thousands. To know
>> for sure, we'll need a very precise model of the Earth's
>> core.
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Don't panic. If reversal does occur then it won't take long at 
all.
It will not take years but will be an almost immediate event.
If you have a compass then you could align it to the North and 
perhaps draw a line on the floor in that direction and mark the 
end of it North. I mean South. Well you get the idea. Apparently 
we have not had a really good pole reversal for a million years 
or so and that we are due one on Wednesday. LOL!!!

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Chances actually are that this will NOT occur.
However there is a possibility.
So if you suddenly see your compass do a one eighty ..
It would be best to stay indoors for a day or two.

From: Merlyn
To: Richard (self absorbed ) Warlick
Subject: Your discription
Date: Mon Aug 25 10:30:33 2003

Message:
The fact is that the Mayans are a quasi prehistoric and 
Undeveloped race. Predictions are notoriously difficult to make. 
You need to account for mathematical probabilities and 
Statistics. If you wish to trust the uneducated drug-enhanced 
Lunacy of people from the Stone Age then be my guest. Are you a 
fool or a moron? Shamanism is some kind of godforsaken twisted 
nut-fuck pile of dung! LOL!! Go get a P.H.D. in advanced 
mathematics and then we'll talk.
____________________________________________

Your description fits the Christian extremist Bush GOP party to 
a "T". Frankly I would much rather trust the shaman, Why?
 Face it, that current calendar is "Bullshit" it requires a leap 
year every four years because in fact it is based on "bullshit" 
and does not really work as well as the "godforsaken twisted nut-
fuck pile of dung" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Truly the GTFPOD is much more accurate and can be projected 
for millennia after millennia with no errors. 
 Sorry Warlick, your calendar based on the fictitious birth date 
of Christ calendar that you so cling to is the true "bullshit".
  While the Myna calendar is accurate with no "leap year" to 
make up for inaccuracy.  

From: Merlyn
To: X
Subject: 9-11 Why?
Date: Mon Aug 25 10:45:38 2003

Message:
Yes you are now seeing why most pagans believe that the 
American Government is just as involved in the global 
destabilization as the Islamic Jihad. It in fact is the last 
grasp for power before the well-known harmonic convergence 
occurs. 
  Notice how the media says NOTHING about it? Yet everything is 
acting upon it?
      Go figure.......
   

From: Merlyn
To: Marie
Subject: Mars
Date: Mon Aug 25 10:48:59 2003

Message:
Every so often an alignment of planets can cause people to get 
strange, and really angry. Mars has this affect. Note the fact 
that as many natural disasters have happened as there have been 
human wars. Note the correspondence and the timing. Now see what 
happens over the next 3 to 4 years. (If we live that long). 
  The harmonic convergence has been being tracked and studied 
closely for about the last ten years. This after the "age of 
Aquarius, (age of discovery). 
     Mars is quite a sight and the resulting forces on the earth 
are causing the prophesized occurrences in the earth's weather 
and earthquakes. Ever wonder how they knew it was going to come? 
Did you every figure that they might use the ancient knowledge 
as a religious tool? Did you know all of this was and has been 
known long before the bible was ever written?
     The nine-horned beast was predicted one thousand years 
before it was re-written in the bible as prophecy. 
      Anyway, I thought you might like to know why so many rich 
idiots are doing stupid human tricks, like Osama, George Bush 
and the like. Don't we have enough to do taking care of all the 
natural disasters? Do these ass holes HAVE to make it all so 
much worse? Is it fair that the real reasons are being 
deliberately kept from the general public? "Money, power, greed"
    They will all fail. This we know.
               In the mean time, learn to be ready. Things could 
get a bit wacky during the next ten years. But when it comes. 
All these stupid fucks will be the first to suck eggs. Even the 
bible states that clearly. 
              Take it for what you will
                    I only do what I know must be done
                            If you can't see the forest for the 
trees, then join the rest. If you take a minute to learn, you 
might be here when it's all over.
              Your choice
                Either way, may your god bless you and mine me.
             Cya!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Merlyn
Subject: *Your discription *
Date: Mon Aug 25 11:11:20 2003

Message:
The fact is that the Mayans are a quasi prehistoric and 
Undeveloped race. Predictions are notoriously difficult to make. 
You need to account for mathematical probabilities and 
Statistics. If you wish to trust the uneducated drug-enhanced 
Lunacy of people from the Stone Age then be my guest. Are you a 
fool or a moron? Shamanism is some kind of godforsaken twisted 
nut-fuck pile of dung! LOL!! Go get a P.H.D. in advanced 
mathematics and then we'll talk.
____________________________________________

Your description fits the Christian extremist Bush GOP party to 
a "T". Frankly I would much rather trust the shaman, Why?
 Face it, that current calendar is "Bullshit" it requires a leap 
year every four years because in fact it is based on "bullshit" 
and does not really work as well as the "godforsaken twisted nut-
fuck pile of dung" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Truly the GTFPOD is much more accurate and can be projected 
for millennia after millennia with no errors. 
 Sorry Warlick, your calendar based on the fictitious birth date 
of Christ calendar that you so cling to is the true "bullshit".
  While the Myna calendar is accurate with no "leap year" to 
make up for inaccuracy.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah I guess you're right. My mistake. I thought you were gone 
for a Christian *bullshit* month???

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *IS IT TRUE HE REALLY WIPING AWAY ALL THE SPIRITUAL TEACHINGS? YES IT IS ACTUALLY YOU FIRST CLASS IDIOTS.*
Date: Mon Aug 25 13:19:27 2003

Message:
You see the problem here is that you are all calling me *the new 
messiah* or some equivalent and I know that many people go and 
read this stuff. How do I know? Because you tell me. It is 
however an inescapable fact that I have told you all about my 
plans for a Space Mission and how I need initial investment. 
However, nobody pays a blind bit of notice to this. I have 
therefore taken the bull by the horns and stated that if you 
can't do that then goodbye to helping the human condition and 
we'll simply do this industry thing. This is in my judgement the 
best thing for you. If you wish to become rich and invest in 
this ... LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WAR IN SPACE: PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 13:33:36 2003

Message:
After I finally got the initial investment [a space ship kindly 
dropped it off for me] I got into the bomb shelter with the 
freezer the TV the video the computer and the oscillosope.
Then I stayed in there for months and months and never came out 
because it was way better than being with the evil people of 
planet Earth.
It finally dawned on those mean idiots that their place in 
history consists mostly at being laughed at by all the future 
generations.
Those pathetic creatures did however realise that their only 
chance now of not getting fucked over by a vicious invading 
alien race was to stand around uselessly as I got together the 
propulsion systems.
We then moved onto the factory floor and then all hell broke 
loose because I was dealing with the fucking idiots again! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MONEY LURE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 13:44:02 2003

Message:
[Try this one .. could work]
If you give Lord Jesus money he will let you come on his 
spaceship ....
He will even find you a space bitch ..
?????? We'll see.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MORE PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 14:00:42 2003

Message:
So for some software writers and engineers and a few N.A.S.A. 
stragglers their career as deniers of Christ really began to 
take off.
Having realised the complete incompetence of these jokers 
straight away I still boldly put the total time frame before 
lift off to six years.
Go and look at *Alpha Fry Technologies* - if you ever see 
anything move don't hold your breath that this consists of a 
lifeform - it is probably just a plastic bag or something being 
blown about in the wind.
There is also a quarry because we're building it out of rock.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MORE PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 14:11:55 2003

Message:
So finally it was built and we gave the model airplane people 
the day off and we wheeled it out into the bright sunshine.
Everyone was really amazed to see it and couldn't wait to see it 
take off and receive their very own dose of fatal radiation.
By now all the software people had sodded off because they knew 
the blame would fall on them if anything went wrong.
Anyway, up it fucking went and we all sang a merry tune and were 
especially impressed by the scream and general look of the 
rocket machines and I did a guided tour which the deniers didn't 
want to televise so we didn't ....

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MORE PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 15:22:35 2003

Message:
So we did a couple of fact-finding missions. 
We found out that Xanadu was a planet made out of pure gold.
The inhabitants had a hard time of this and flew in turf from 
their moon - they were just starting their Space Race.

They liked golf and badminton and trips to the seaside.
They liked peace & quiet.
They had no use for money because they would share and help out 
evenly.

They would spend hours and hours blow-drying their hair.
In fact that is mostly all they would ever do.
They'd moan this fact to the lightly raining room:
*So this is all we ever do - on Xanadu.*
*Is dry our hair and dry our hair and swoon and sway ..*

These facts proved irresistible so I just got into the spaceship 
one evening when everyone was fast asleep and off I went! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MORE PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 15:57:22 2003

Message:
It is just around this time that the miser idiots on Earth are 
finally coming to the realisation that I am absolutely serious 
about providing my spiritual services only to the inhabitants of 
Xanadu but that's just proof again how fucking stupid they are.
*Moral: Fuck with God's finances and God will fuck you up the 
ass.*
However trouble is beginning to brew in a rather dark corner of 
the universe and the fucking idiots find that all of a sudden 
they have a whole lot more to worry about than the lack of a 
spiritual code.
You see it is those hideous prawn creatures.
As luck would have it you cannot be inserted up their ass 
because they're about our height and you probably wouldn't fit 
but who cares when you are a complete ass anyways?? :)
They're invading you see because they are seriously worried 
about our incredible faster than light technology and serious 
weaponry.
Duh? I know!
Let's try a prayer!
*SAVE US JESUS!!* LOL!!!
The problem is though that Lord Jesus is having a nice kip on 
the beach millions of light years away and doesn't want to be 
disturbed ..... LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MORE PROLOGUE*
Date: Mon Aug 25 16:25:19 2003

Message:
One thing is for sure: because of this non-investment issue and 
holding everything up because there really is a timeframe - it 
is my very considered opinion that a few nasty holes will get 
blown through quite a few peoples' living rooms.
Don't say I didn't warn you though.
We might also have had time to get together more than one 
functioning assault space ship though I don't honestly think 
this is going to happen.
Of course my last two posts are mostly fanciful however if the 
Truth ever dawns on you how ridiculously you are acting then you 
should just die of embarrassment.
There is also the small matter of quite a few dead people and 
yet STILL nobody can get me finances to get this technology 
going.
Without this technology *WE ARE ALL DEAD*

From: Johnny Rotten
To: Dick Whacker
Date: Mon Aug 25 17:13:06 2003

Message:
I hope a low flying alien spaceship comes along and tags you 
right in the fucken head, you fucken knobber you.

From: X
To: all of you fuckwits
Date: Mon Aug 25 17:14:04 2003

Message:
Has anyone seen Marie then, Must have has given her a right old 
fuckin up the Anus last night then, she must be as sore as fuck.


But she begged me to push it in deeper and deeper "Split my hole" 
she was shouting "Make me bleed you fucker"  

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 25 17:22:42 2003

Message:
You need a fucken off switch, you monotonous arse poker.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 25 18:09:00 2003

Message:
From: Johnny Rotten 
To: Dick Whacker 
Date: Mon Aug 25 17:13:06 2003 
Message:
I hope a low flying alien spaceship comes along and tags you 
right in the fucken head, you fucken knobber you.
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We know it is you X. You are a fool. It is the time intervals 
between the postings that gives you away. You like inventing 
characters and talking to yourself don't you?

From: X
To: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Date: Mon Aug 25 18:22:18 2003

Message:
GO FUCK YOURSELF! I'VE A MIND TO CATCH THE NEXT FLIGHT TO LONDON 
AND BUST YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN, YOU MOUTHY PUNK. AS WE SEE, THE 
BRITISH ARE ALL MOUTH LIKE AMERICANS. I HOPE THE BRAVE TERRORIST 
BROTHERS BLOW THE CENTER OF LONDON ALL TO HELL WITH THE NEXT 
ATTACK.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 25 18:44:18 2003

Message:
GO FUCK YOURSELF! I'VE A MIND TO CATCH THE NEXT FLIGHT TO LONDON 
AND BUST YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN, YOU MOUTHY PUNK. AS WE SEE, THE 
BRITISH ARE ALL MOUTH LIKE AMERICANS. I HOPE THE BRAVE TERRORIST 
BROTHERS BLOW THE CENTER OF LONDON ALL TO HELL WITH THE NEXT 
ATTACK.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Who are you exactly to talk to me like that? I've had many 
murder attempts so a pathetic little threat by some fuckwit like 
you is not going to change things. I'd say that parliament is a 
legitimate target currently.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 25 19:15:01 2003

Message:
The other things to perhaps consider:
(1) The FBI think you are an exceedingly strange specimen.
(2) People who physically threaten me are in my system of 
thought cavemen at best but more like animals.
(3) Did it ever occur to you that I have superior intelligence?

From: Sarah Matravers
To: Richard
Date: Mon Aug 25 19:30:09 2003

Message:
I am just fine, I have butthole sex for money but i am just 
fine. You can lick me when i come home to you, how's your stupid 
space shit doin' ?

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 25 19:47:36 2003

Message:
I am just fine, I have butthole sex for money but i am just 
fine. You can lick me when i come home to you, how's your stupid 
space shit doin' ?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Sarah! Is it really you? LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 25 19:47:36 2003

Message:
I am just fine, I have butthole sex for money but i am just 
fine. You can lick me when i come home to you, how's your stupid 
space shit doin' ?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Sarah! Is it really you? LOL!!

From: Sarah Matravers
To: Richard
Subject: Hi lover :)
Date: Mon Aug 25 20:30:29 2003

Message:
Yes, 'tis me! I'll forewarn you; you'll notice a difference in 
my proud struting gait when we next meet. I am as bowlegged as a 
rodeo cowboy. lol...ouch, it hurts when I laugh, lol...ouch. 

From: Ron
To: You Sad Few
Subject: What on Earth?
Date: Mon Aug 25 19:57:40 2003

Message:
I was surfing the web and inadvertantly stepped in this smelly 
little puddle that seems to serve as a sounding board for all 
those poor souls who never actually leave their homes or turn 
off their televisions!

I really feel very sorry for stepping in your puddle, how will I 
ever get the stench of this out of my mind?

Go out side once in a while and meet some real people and try to 
interact with them, this helps with self discipline and limits 
the breath-takingly poor quality of "speech" that I've seen 
here, and also helps to calm the nerves when you see that most 
people are "normal".

Bye and good luck!

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 25 21:21:27 2003

Message:
define "normal" ronnie. you are fucking doomed you sad little no 
sense of humour fuck-twit. jesus christ is here to kill you.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Sarah Matravers
Date: Mon Aug 25 21:47:45 2003

Message:
Yes, 'tis me! I'll forewarn you; you'll notice a difference in 
my proud struting gait when we next meet. I am as bowlegged as a 
rodeo cowboy. lol...ouch, it hurts when I laugh, lol...ouch. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!!! I don't want a bowlegged girlfriend!
Take your stupid proud strutting gait and shove it! LOL!!!
When do we next meet?
Will this be IKEA or Boots or ASDA or fucking Alders??
LOL!!
One day [and this is a prophecy] we shall indeed be in the same 
McDonald's restaurant together and we shall have indeed both 
ordered medium fries ..
An amazing fact and it will indeed come true one day!! LOL!!

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Subject: 100 years - it's a party!
Date: Mon Aug 25 23:20:21 2003

Message:
We got 30,000+ Harley's rolling into town tomorrow to spend the 
day partying at the nation's oldest, continuing Harley 
dealership - Kegel's - on their way to Milwaukee for the big 100 
year aniversery party. It should be interesting. ;-)

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Mon Aug 25 23:59:21 2003

Message:
I may have played various characters today out of complete 
boredom, but I will not admit to anything. I will say Sarah 
rides far too many sporting bikes with little or no suspension. 
Ouch! She'd make a damn fine decoration on the back of a hog 
Harley. Especially one driven by Christ himself. Unfortunatly 
neither you or I can afford one at present! LOL!

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 00:54:14 2003

Message:
Some of the bikers are here already, partyin like there's no 
tomorrow! I'm lettin em fuck my daughter for 5 bucks a pop...it 
won't make me rich, but it will buy me a fuck of a lot of plain 
label beer!

From: X
To:
Date: Tue Aug 26 01:39:37 2003

Message:
Marie was beggin' for me to shove my Johnny Lightning up her corn 
hole. "Farther!" she screamed. But after 3 1/2 inches, I had 
nothing more to give. 
                                

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Aug 26 03:21:47 2003

Message:
I may have played various characters today out of complete 
boredom, but I will not admit to anything. I will say Sarah 
rides far too many sporting bikes with little or no suspension. 
Ouch! She'd make a damn fine decoration on the back of a hog 
Harley. Especially one driven by Christ himself. Unfortunatly 
neither you or I can afford one at present! LOL!
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I offered my ass for one buck but there were no takers.
Living proof that these people are unaware of monetary 
conversion rates ...
If I had a daughter I'd do her for ten cents.
In the meantime I *gather my powers* and have some nice soup.
Holy smokes!!! One buck and no takers!
Don't look at me - you fig' it out!

From: X
To: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Subject: *I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER UP THE ASS BECAUSE HALF PRICE FINALLY CONVINCED ME THAT THE DUMB BITCH WAS WORTH IT.*
Date: Tue Aug 26 04:35:16 2003

Message:
I'LL DO YOUR DAUGHTER FOR FIVE CENTS. I WILL FUCK HER UP THE ASS 
YOU WILL WATCH! WHY IS SHE NOT CALLED MARIE? XANADU SOUNDS FUN 
BUT I AM JUST SO FUCKING GOOD WITH YOUR SHIT FUCKING DAUGHTER! I 
WISH I COULD GET TO 4 WHOLE INCHES. ONE DAY I WILL BUT AT LEAST 
THIS MEANS SHE GOT BROKEN IN SLOWLY.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 04:41:10 2003

Message:
Look that is REALLY bad X!
Lol!! No seriously!
You do after all realise that you should not fuck her cunt?
Anyways, I thought you just fucked the cunt of your queer friend.
World wake to the fact that I have not a single descendant ...
We understand that long ago you went window shopping and fucked 
the best whore in all of Amsterdam ..
How very strange that she was Swedish and a member of the 
musical group ABBA ..
I never fucked the Iceland Beauty Queen and yet her Beauty 
shocked & devoured me .....
I want to go to Xanadu!
Don't you?

From: X
To: ALL
Subject: TRUE CONFESSIONS
Date: Tue Aug 26 06:50:01 2003

Message:
FATHER MERLYN, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED. I HAVE HIT 
ROCK BOTTOM. I SIT AT MY COMPUTER DAY AFTER DAY, WITH A PILE OF 
PORNO MAGS PILED HIGH NEXT TO ME AND STARE AT THE JIZZ COVERED 
SCREEN LIKE A ZOMBIE. TRUTH IS, THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER FUCKED 
IS MY HAND PUPPET PUSSY...AND THE NEIGHBORS DOG...AND THE 
RETARDED PAPERBOY. I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CORRECT PATH THRU 
LIFE. FATHER MERLYN, WILL YOU PLEASE THROW SOME ROCKS AROUND AND 
HEAL ME?

THANKS,

LOVE X

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 07:56:45 2003

Message:
Yeah well you fucked Sarah X. That is fucking BAD!!! Goddamnit 
X !!! There is no mission anymore. I understand that suicidal 
people do not want to pay me. At last I do! Xanadu basically 
sucks ass!! Oh just fuck this! Just fuck off! Thanks.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Parliament
Subject: *YOU ARE CHEATING FUCKING CREEP LIARS!!!*
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:12:10 2003

Message:
Fuck you too!
For the benefit of Eternity I'll just write it up here now for 
you.
Was the case for war against Iraq exaggerated?
Yes indeed it was you fucking spin doctor style fucking cheap 
fuck liars!!
LOL!!
Rot in Hell forever you fucking liars!
That's what you are.
Liars & cheats.
In Government
Die!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *TONY BLAIR*
Subject: *I AM JESUS CHRIST AND I AM SERIOUSLY TIRED OF THIS FUCK NOW*
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:19:11 2003

Message:
Tony dude,
We're fuckin sick of your lies and we're gonna form a long 
orderly queue and stretch your shit asshole beyond all 
recognition.
You dumb fuck asshole!
Maybe we have had enough of your shit decisions you fuck 
asshole!!
You're just a lying piece of shit!!
That's you written up you sick joke.
Love,
Richard Warwick
P.S. You suck ass you cheap shithead fuck!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TONY BLAIR*
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:24:12 2003

Message:
You see this fucking cunt is perfectly aware who I am and even 
has given a press conference or two on this.
He seems persuaded for example that I am going to claim the 
money of the late Ernest Digweed.
This man along with his cronies is a fucking cunt.
You see, this fucking cunt will do nothing for me.
That makes him a fucking cunt.
And it makes him one for eternity!
Fucker!

From: Richard Warwick
To: British People
Subject: *BRIITISH GOVERNMENT*
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:29:44 2003

Message:
Rule yourselves.
Those fucking cunts in government are just serial liars.
They talk and never deliver.
Those cunts should be strung up!
The whole fucking lot.
Pay no attention whatsoever to the cunt liars in government.
Why?
They are liars essentially.
If they try to order you about ever again in the future with 
their dumb fuck decisions then just tell them to fuck off and 
that we know where you live.
Threaten those fucking liars right back in only the way they 
deserve!
That's my opinion of those whores for Satan.
They're shit and fuck 'em!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: BBC and other Media
Subject: *FUCK INTERVIEWING THE LIARS!!*
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:50:27 2003

Message:
Just stop interviewing those fucking governmental liars!
We know that's what they are and why don't you give more 
airspace to Scientific subjects and things like that?
I mean like those fucking liars deserve airspace?
Of course they fucking don't!
Admit defeat about EVER getting the Truth out of those 
pathologically inclined liars and just move on and find 
something actually WORTH reporting on.
Thank you!
Have a nice day! :)

From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 08:54:38 2003

Message:
Tony dude,
We're fuckin sick of your lies and we're gonna form a long 
orderly queue and stretch your shit asshole beyond all 
recognition.___________________________

I HAD THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPEN IN A TRUCK STOP RESTROOM ONCE
IN IOWA. I STILL GET GOOSEBUMPS. COULDN'T SIT DOWN OR SHIT SOLID 
FOR A WEEK. MAN, I LOVED IT.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Sarah Matravers
Date: Tue Aug 26 09:21:14 2003

Message:
GOOGLE ME, GOOGLE YOU ....
AHHHAAAAAAAA!!!
THERE IS NOTHING I'D RATHER DO .... 

From: Merlyn
To: Richard Warlick
Date: Tue Aug 26 09:16:59 2003

Message:
Go get a P.H.D. in advanced 
Mathematics and then we'll talk
____________________________________

I see what your P.H.D. has resulted in, a novel life of spamming 
this message board with your delusional drivel LOL!!!!
I think the Stone aged shaman has one up on you,,, it's called a 
life LOL!!!!!!! Advanced mathematics eh? do the math LOL!!!!
Did the fat girl come knocking?? 

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 09:24:54 2003

Message:
Tony dude,
We're fuckin sick of your lies and we're gonna form a long 
orderly queue and stretch your shit asshole beyond all 
recognition.___________________________

I HAD THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPEN IN A TRUCK STOP RESTROOM ONCE
IN IOWA. I STILL GET GOOSEBUMPS. COULDN'T SIT DOWN OR SHIT SOLID 
FOR A WEEK. MAN, I LOVED IT.

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Really? That is just amazing! Are you in Government?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Merlyn
Date: Tue Aug 26 09:26:36 2003

Message:
From: Merlyn 
To: Richard Warlick 
Date: Tue Aug 26 09:16:59 2003 
Message:
Go get a P.H.D. in advanced 
Mathematics and then we'll talk
____________________________________

I see what your P.H.D. has resulted in, a novel life of spamming 
this message board with your delusional drivel LOL!!!!
I think the Stone aged shaman has one up on you,,, it's called a 
life LOL!!!!!!! Advanced mathematics eh? do the math LOL!!!!
Did the fat girl come knocking?? 

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Oh yeah baby! What a life and what a mind! Oh yeah baby!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *NICE CHEQUE TONY!!! THANKS!!! YOU'RE A PAL!!!"
Date: Tue Aug 26 10:11:59 2003

Message:
Tony Blair is not a man I ever want to know personally.
He used to come around with next door and talk to the mutually 
masturabating police women. LOL!!
The fact is however that I am not prepared to hear promises of 
money that are not delivered.
This mission is far more important than individuals or 
governments ...

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *FUCK OF EINSTEIN YOU WERE A FOOL.*
Date: Tue Aug 26 10:44:09 2003

Message:
Einstein is bunk.
Bring on Stein.
The Nazis were right about one thing - Einstein was the 
Antichrist of Physics.
*YOU CANNOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE PHYSICAL PHENOMENA TO ADHERE TO 
RIEMANN'S GEOMETRY AND THE JUVENILE THINKINGS OF A PRECOCIOUSLY 
BAD MATHEMATICIAN.*
We're chucking the whole lot in terms of Empiricism and we are 
doing this:
*TO UNDERSTAND PHYSICAL PHENOMENA PROPERLY WE SHALL THINK ABOUT 
IT A GREAT DEAL AND NOT ALLOW MATHEMATICS TO INTERFERE WITH IT 
BECAUSE WE HAVE SATISFIED OURSELVES THAT THIS IS THE WRONG 
APPROACH. WE SHALL THEN PROCEED TO DEVISE PHYSICS EXPERIMENTS 
UNDER LABORATORY CONDITIONS THAT WE SHALL LATER WRITE UP.*

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 12:36:01 2003

Message:
Damn! The little girl of mine has raised me 125.00 so far!
Keeps complaining that she's sore, but what's a little pain when 
you're lookin at all that cash! I'm thinkin of raising the price 
of her pussy to 6 dollars a pop!

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Aug 26 14:40:06 2003

Message:
Damn! The little girl of mine has raised me 125.00 so far!
Keeps complaining that she's sore, but what's a little pain when 
you're lookin at all that cash! I'm thinkin of raising the price 
of her pussy to 6 dollars a pop!
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Don't push your luck that's my advice. If you're doing that well 
then I would be very careful with price hikes because you will 
just see your customers go elsewhere because all of a sudden 
your neighbour is doing the same thing and chucking his ass in 
with the deal too.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WE DID THE HUTTON INQUIRY ON THE INTERNET LAST WEEK.*
Date: Tue Aug 26 14:43:06 2003

Message:
Since I did that hatchet job on the Government I have just seen 
the most amazing hike in my popularity stakes today. LOL!!
Probably *War in Space* is just too confounding because I didn't 
hear much about that.
My advice?
Get yourself some good life insurance, don't forget to pray, and 
give Jesus his pocket money.
Later.
I can probably think of something else to write later on.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE INCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE REVISITED.*
Date: Tue Aug 26 16:51:20 2003

Message:
*IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME 
TIME.*
In terms of simultaneity or if you like zero seconds, you're 
either at your space coordinate for departure or your space 
coordinate for arrival.
It is only when you introduce a time lapse and that time lapse 
may be of any magnitude that one may talk of *incertainty.*
I therefore reject the incertainty principle as it presently 
stands on this logical basis.

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: ADVICE
Date: Tue Aug 26 18:15:55 2003

Message:
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUYS TAHT WOULD FOLLOW ME TO 
SCHOOL AND SPIT ON ME, I UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE 
CONSTANTLY HARRASED DAY AFTER DAY. I BROUGHT A TOY PISTOL TO DAY 
SCHOOL ONCE AND STILL RECEIVED A BLOODY BEATING. I ASK YOU, WHAT 
WAS I TO DO ?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE INCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE REVISITED.*
Date: Tue Aug 26 18:19:33 2003

Message:
If you can create an experiment where the time lapse is reduced 
to zero then you will be able to predict precisely where you 
will end up .. :)

From: Proffesor Bean
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 19:42:38 2003

Message:
Hi, may i say you are constantly observing time in a momentary 
lapse of reasonable certainty, as if you were to neglect the 
obvious reality associated with a dead zone within the space 
time conjuction.

From: Proffesor Bean
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 19:48:17 2003

Message:
This Dead Zone is a place of horror, it should not be tampered 
with, although it is very intreging at times when i have 
decifered a critical equation dealing with a way to travel from 
dead zone to > dead zone essentially traveling forward in time.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 19:55:24 2003

Message:
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUYS TAHT WOULD FOLLOW ME TO 
SCHOOL AND SPIT ON ME, I UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE 
CONSTANTLY HARRASED DAY AFTER DAY. I BROUGHT A TOY PISTOL TO DAY 
SCHOOL ONCE AND STILL RECEIVED A BLOODY BEATING. I ASK YOU, WHAT 
WAS I TO DO ?
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In school I used to get picked on when I was about 12 or 13 
because I was small. However it was always single individuals 
looking for a fight. I got enough of them into painful headlocks 
with their face in the dust to have them all give up. Mind you, 
there was nothing ever dangerous about those situations. 
Nowadays you find kids have gone completely mad carrying 
weaponry to school and what is more using it. You can blame 
them, their peers, the teachers, the television - everything! It 
is an expression of our charming society! I packed it all in 
years ago with *society* and became a recluse.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Subject: Advice
Date: Tue Aug 26 19:50:26 2003

Message:
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUYS TAHT WOULD FOLLOW ME TO 
SCHOOL AND SPIT ON ME, I UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE 
CONSTANTLY HARRASED DAY AFTER DAY. I BROUGHT A TOY PISTOL TO DAY 
SCHOOL ONCE AND STILL RECEIVED A BLOODY BEATING. I ASK YOU, WHAT 
WAS I TO DO ?

I am glad you brought this matter up X. I went through a similar 
traumatizing experience as a young lad.

What I did was take it straight up the arse from the biggest, 
baddest bully in the schoolyard and everything worked out fine.

They forever more did not beat me senseless, although some may 
argue my brains were fucked out of my head because of the 
repititious utter bullshit I force others to endure. *I am not 
MAD* Give me money and fuck my cunt and perhaps I am flying on a 
fucking spaceship, the same things every other housewife asks 
for. Is that too much to ask?

From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 20:08:07 2003

Message:
I WAS ALSO REAL SHORT AND FAT, MY STEP DAD BOUGHT ME A GIRLS 
BIKE ACCIDENTLY AND THAT WOULD GET ME BEAT UP. ONE TIME A GUY 
SLAPPED ME IN FRONT OF ALOT OF GIRLS AND BOYS, I FUCKIN STARTED 
CRYIN AND RAN AWAY. I DONT AGREE WITH WEAPONRY BUT WHAT THE 
HECK, I HATED SCHOOL AND EVERYONE KNEW IT.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Aug 26 20:01:56 2003

Message:
I have seen the Proffesor Bean effect! 

From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 20:13:06 2003

Message:
I WAS ALSO REAL SHORT AND FAT, MY STEP DAD BOUGHT ME A GIRLS 
BIKE ACCIDENTLY AND THAT WOULD GET ME BEAT UP. ONE TIME A GUY 
SLAPPED ME IN FRONT OF ALOT OF GIRLS AND BOYS, I FUCKIN STARTED 
CRYIN AND RAN AWAY. I DONT AGREE WITH WEAPONRY BUT WHAT THE 
HECK, I HATED SCHOOL AND EVERYONE KNEW IT.

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Date: Tue Aug 26 20:11:01 2003

Message:
TWO RESPONSES! I LOVE YOU AND WOULD LOVE YOU TO REAM MY 
CORNHOLE. MARIE WITH A STRAP-ON IS ANOTHER POSSIBILITY. NAYBE A 
THREE-SOME? LOL! I THINK SO.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Aug 26 20:21:09 2003

Message:
IT JUST GETS BETTER! LOL!

From:
To: Marie High Horse
Subject: Needs to move to Europe, where she will feel right at home. No one will bother about her atrocious spelling there!
Date: Tue Aug 26 21:04:04 2003

Message:
EUROPEAN COMMUNICATION by Rob Bakelaar

Hi !

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement 
has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other 
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish 
(Euro for
short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". 
Sertainly,
sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the 
hard "c" will
be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when 
the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words 
like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
Expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are 
possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which 
have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that 
the
horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and 
they would
go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as 
replasing
"th" by  "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords 
kontaining
"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer 
kombinations of
leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer 
vil be no
mor  trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu 
understand ech
ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.



From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 21:15:55 2003

Message:
I WAS ALSO REAL SHORT AND FAT, MY STEP DAD BOUGHT ME A GIRLS 
BIKE ACCIDENTLY AND THAT WOULD GET ME BEAT UP. ONE TIME A GUY 
SLAPPED ME IN FRONT OF ALOT OF GIRLS AND BOYS, I FUCKIN STARTED 
CRYIN AND RAN AWAY. I DONT AGREE WITH WEAPONRY BUT WHAT THE 
HECK, I HATED SCHOOL AND EVERYONE KNEW IT.
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If you can remember their names then find out where they are now 
and sue them. Maybe that will fix you.

From: Richard Warwick
To: fake Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 21:21:53 2003

Message:
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUYS TAHT WOULD FOLLOW ME TO 
SCHOOL AND SPIT ON ME, I UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE 
CONSTANTLY HARRASED DAY AFTER DAY. I BROUGHT A TOY PISTOL TO DAY 
SCHOOL ONCE AND STILL RECEIVED A BLOODY BEATING. I ASK YOU, WHAT 
WAS I TO DO ?

I am glad you brought this matter up X. I went through a similar 
traumatizing experience as a young lad.

What I did was take it straight up the arse from the biggest, 
baddest bully in the schoolyard and everything worked out fine.

They forever more did not beat me senseless, although some may 
argue my brains were fucked out of my head because of the 
repititious utter bullshit I force others to endure. *I am not 
MAD* Give me money and fuck my cunt and perhaps I am flying on a 
fucking spaceship, the same things every other housewife asks 
for. Is that too much to ask?
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You see a familiar pattern here? Again you are using this device 
where you think that getting fucked up the ass is the answer to 
all the world's problems. I don't force people to endure 
anything. People are perfectly entitled to listen to what I say 
or not. It is repetitious in a way but builds layer upon layer. 
I don't like verbal attacks like this you little fuckhead. Rot 
in Hell.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 21:26:01 2003

Message:
TWO RESPONSES! I LOVE YOU AND WOULD LOVE YOU TO REAM MY 
CORNHOLE. MARIE WITH A STRAP-ON IS ANOTHER POSSIBILITY. NAYBE A 
THREE-SOME? LOL! I THINK SO.
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Um, NO!
Sarah would not like it???
I WILL do it however for 2 million pounds Sterling.
I'd prefer not.
However, I must know the credit is good first and then I will 
fuck X up the ass!! LOL!!

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Date: Tue Aug 26 21:59:44 2003

Message:
You see a familiar pattern here? Again you are using this device 
where you think that getting fucked up the ass is the answer to 
all the world's problems. I don't force people to endure 
anything. People are perfectly entitled to listen to what I say 
or not. It is repetitious in a way but builds layer upon layer. 
I don't like verbal attacks like this you little fuckhead. Rot 
in Hell._____________________________________


YES, I SEE A PATTERN, AND THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING AS WELL!
SO THE LITTLE BRITISH AUSSIE SISSY PUKE DOESN'T LIKE VERBAL 
ATTACKS? WELL GET FUCKING USED TO IT PUSSY! I KNOW IT'S YOU THAT 
HAS BEEN FAKING ME AND MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. I SWEAR 
I'LL CATCH THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF IOWA TO THE U.K. AND HUNT YOU 
DOWN LIKE A FUCKING DOG! I AM A FORMER NAVY SEABEE WITH EIGHT 
TOURS OF BERUIT UNDER MY BELT SO SUFFICE IT TO SAY...YOU HAVE 
FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU FUCKING JESUS WANNABE.

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 22:16:28 2003

Message:
YES, I SEE A PATTERN, AND THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING AS WELL!
SO THE LITTLE BRITISH AUSSIE SISSY PUKE DOESN'T LIKE VERBAL 
ATTACKS? WELL GET FUCKING USED TO IT PUSSY! I KNOW IT'S YOU THAT 
HAS BEEN FAKING ME AND MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. I SWEAR 
I'LL CATCH THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF IOWA TO THE U.K. AND HUNT YOU 
DOWN LIKE A FUCKING DOG! I AM A FORMER NAVY SEABEE WITH EIGHT 
TOURS OF BERUIT UNDER MY BELT SO SUFFICE IT TO SAY...YOU HAVE 
FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU FUCKING JESUS WANNABE.
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Is this to be declared as a *love hate relationship*?
Jesus essentially sucks ass in my opinion because it should be 
obvious that what I am planning goes way beyond that dry old 
testament we have.
Here's my address:

Richard Warwick
72 Mayday Road
Thornton Heath
CR7 7HL

Come and hunt me down like a dog!
Moron.
There is however police security so you better figure that out 
first.

From: REAL X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: ABOVE
Date: Tue Aug 26 22:20:47 2003

Message:
THE ABOVE POST IS NOT MINE, BUT A GUTLESS WANNABE IMPOSTER. 
SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION.

From: REAL, REAL X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Date: Tue Aug 26 22:51:59 2003

Message:
IM MAKING TRAVEL PLANS NOW DICK SMOKER. I WILL BUST YOUR SKULL 
FROM STEM TO STERN YOU MOUTHY SONOFABITCH. WHEN I GET THROUGH 
WITH YOU, THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS WILL FEAST.

MAYDAY ROAD...YEAH RIGHT JESUS. THE BREIFCASE IS PACKED AND I'VE 
GOT A TWO WEEK VACATION FROM COMPAQ AND I'M COMIN' TO LONDONTOWN 
BITCH! RUN 'N HIDE, I'LL FIND YA! LOL!

From: REAL, REAL X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:06:03 2003

Message:
THE ABOVE POST IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY I GET MY GAY ASS KICKED 
ALL THE FUCKIN' TIME. DAMN I NEED TO REMEMBER TO AVOID THE 
LEATHER BARS!!!       
                    

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:21:38 2003

Message:
Sorry, that was me posting as X. I'm so upset that the bikers 
have left town, and with my ass hurting so bad after taking such 
a pounding....I had to do something....
I often post as other people, I don't want to make these posts 
as myself because I want people to like me,especially men.

From: X\
To:
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:27:55 2003

Message:

From: REAL X
To: WARLICK
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:30:44 2003

Message:
THAT'S THE FINAL STRAW YOU SOB, YOU'VE IMPERSONNATED ME FOR THE 
LAST FUCKING TIME. BE SEEING YA SOON PUNK.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:42:22 2003

Message:
IM MAKING TRAVEL PLANS NOW DICK SMOKER. I WILL BUST YOUR SKULL 
FROM STEM TO STERN YOU MOUTHY SONOFABITCH. WHEN I GET THROUGH 
WITH YOU, THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS WILL FEAST.

MAYDAY ROAD...YEAH RIGHT JESUS. THE BREIFCASE IS PACKED AND I'VE 
GOT A TWO WEEK VACATION FROM COMPAQ AND I'M COMIN' TO LONDONTOWN 
BITCH! RUN 'N HIDE, I'LL FIND YA! LOL!
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Come on then! LOL!!
I can't sleep tonight. Compaq is OK.
Yes I am gonna kill X!!! LOL!!!
That could be amusing.
Yes well we hope to film Jesus killing X.
We shall use it as educational material for the misguided youth 
of America.
Goddamnit!!! I MUST STOP IMPERSONATING X!
Repeat after me 100 times.
I will no longer impersonate X!
If I do I shall wind up DEAD!!
DO NOT IMPERSONATE X!!
If you do I take no responsibility for the outcome..
Oh this is scary my l'il children.
Hush now!
X gonna kill Jesus! LOL!!!!

From: Dick Head
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:06:03 2003

Message:
I wouldn't go around making fun of other people's names if I were 
you.  
                          

From: Dick Head
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:57:46 2003

Message:
I wouldn't go around making fun of other people's names if I 
were you.
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What is in a name??
Come to Croydon!!
X marks the spot?? 
I think that *X* is a superb name - very carefully thought out 
and the FBI think so too ....
If you ever consider changing your name to Z. well at that point 
you might obtain sexual potency .. 

From: om/cf
To: who er whatever
Subject: What a fucking mess...
Date: Tue Aug 26 23:36:07 2003

Message:
I see this place is still crawling with el-cockaroaches. I 
haven't posted jack here for over a week. I see I've been very 
active however. Nice X, once a slimeball, always a slimeball, 
congradulations on that vomit breath.

Israeli's hitting Hamas wherever and whenever available. Thats 
good shit! 'Bout twenty Talibunnies sent to their invisable 
virgins in Af-who gives a fuck-istan.

Got Saddam's WMD floating about the Bekka Valley, controlled by 
the Hezbollah - just lovely - and our young men are sitting 
ducks in a place called Iraq. Not allowed to kill the bastards, 
but ordered to smile. Fuck a bunch of that.

The terrorist types are fucking animals and must be treated as 
such. Non-terrorists better get their asses clear of the bad 
guys or not bitch when their kind is killed.

Happy Labor Day All! 


From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 27 06:45:59 2003

Message:
I see this place is still crawling with el-cockaroaches. I 
haven't posted jack here for over a week. I see I've been very 
active however. Nice X, once a slimeball, always a slimeball, 
congradulations on that vomit breath.

Israeli's hitting Hamas wherever and whenever available. Thats 
good shit! 'Bout twenty Talibunnies sent to their invisable 
virgins in Af-who gives a fuck-istan.

Got Saddam's WMD floating about the Bekka Valley, controlled by 
the Hezbollah - just lovely - and our young men are sitting 
ducks in a place called Iraq. Not allowed to kill the bastards, 
but ordered to smile. Fuck a bunch of that.

The terrorist types are fucking animals and must be treated as 
such. Non-terrorists better get their asses clear of the bad 
guys or not bitch when their kind is killed.

Happy Labor Day All! 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The terrorists should come and see me and learn the error of 
their ways ..
Some have already.
What is this Bekah valley?
Where the fuck is that?
LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: Psalm 23:1
Date: Wed Aug 27 07:06:46 2003

Message:
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 
I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and staff 
comfort me.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 07:53:55 2003

Message:
My mind is powerful.
Fuck the UK government!!
Listen up you in Truth have no power ..
You ants better admit to the Truth.
What is the Truth?
The Truth is .... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!
Holy Jesus Fuck!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 07:59:07 2003

Message:
I am Jesus Christ!
I AM that person!
We are about to embark on a Mission to far distant Stars!
Believe in me and live the Life Eternal!

From: God, lord and master, and all round Super Being
To: Mista Christ
Subject: Words of wisdom
Date: Wed Aug 27 08:52:05 2003

Message:
Verily, I say unto thee, shut thy fucketh pie hole upeth 
psychotic cunteth.

From: om/cf
To: all
Date: Wed Aug 27 09:04:57 2003

Message:
I see this place is still crawling with el-cockaroaches. And I 
would know, what with 4 cars sitting in the back yard, and 
taking my gun outside to shoot it off at night, you can bet that 
a bunch of cockroaches would add a little color to the 
picture......huh?

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: Vietnam ? Iraq
Date: Wed Aug 27 09:28:56 2003

Message:
A place to die. And for what? Iraq is a pile of dilapidated and 
out dated shit. Nothing can be repaired; it's all second hand 
trash. Rebuild Iraq? Nothing could be further from the truth. It 
would be cheaper to wipe the fucking place clean and start over.

  Labor day indeed!! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE FAGGOT X KILLS JESUS*
Date: Wed Aug 27 10:19:21 2003

Message:
So X finally takes on the job of a real man and decides to 
murder Jesus.
Always obliging for a game of hysterical laughter good ol' Jesus 
was kind enough to supply his name and address. LOL!!
Anyway X got on the interstate and when he got on the airplane 
he noticed that the air marshal was laughing at him!
[That's right X! The guy a few seats behind who is laughing non-
stop is the air marshal!!]
Did you abuse your F.B.I. stewardess X??
You FUCKER!!!
Anyway X lands at Heathrow and looks around to hire a car onto 
the M25 ..
[In my opinion just walk it is that slow ..]
Lo and behold MI6 have personally provided him with a taxi.
[Don't look now kiddies!!! They're gonna hand him a gun.]
Armed with the silver bullets the moron otherwise known as X 
from Iowa puts up in a nearby hotel ..
There are some whores there but since he is a freakin' queer it 
is entirely out of the question.
Meanwhile down at the hotel bar they're all babblin' incessantly 
about the new messiah.
This enrages X and X finally decides to pull out his MI6 
provided gun.
He proceeds to shoot up the fish tank and everyone goes silent 
and numb!
*I am here to kill Jesus* says he .. LOL!!!
Please finish the story anyway you like.

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 11:19:12 2003

Message:
So along comes Marie, drops her kecks and shouts, "Who wants to 
fuck me up the shitter" with that X drops his kecks and before he 
can get it up marie's shitbox, he cums all over her back.




"Oh fuck" shouts Marie "That was a waste of good spunk, I could 
have swallowed that".




The End 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *NOT BAD ZIG ZAG BUT LET US NOT END IT THERE ... *
Date: Wed Aug 27 11:31:48 2003

Message:
Then Marie appears and X swallows hard but he looks away from 
her and says *I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STRAP-ON!!*
*DID YOU SEE THAT? I KILLED FISH???*
Marie will defend Jesus with her life!
So Marie takes the bullet and she is dead along with the fish 
and X runs off into the gathering storm ...
But there is still the little matter of the Divine Fatality and 
X will stop at nothing to achieve his goal ...
*TO BE CONTINUED.*

From: X
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 27 11:47:16 2003

Message:
MAKE SURE YOU CONTINUE THIS, BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS 
NEXT!

From: Zig Zag
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 13:32:07 2003

Message:
So Marie lies there stone dead,and X thinks "Fuck me Ive' always 
wanted to fuck a stiff" So he removes all the shit that has came 
from Maries cack box when she died and throws his knob right up 
the lifeless shitbox.




With Marie being dead all the lads stick their sticky cocks in 
her dead gob and fill it with their Cum

From: Marie
To: to all
Date: Wed Aug 27 13:36:50 2003

Message:
I'm coming in my Knicks just reading this "Oh I'm so fucking wet"

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 16:21:06 2003

Message:
Richard cums up X's back thinking its Maries arsehole, "Shit its 
years since I cum like that, I must fuck more men" he says 

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 16:34:36 2003

Message:
Jesus turned up, took off his shroud and started body popping in 
the airport lounge, "Come on Moses you Cunt Giz a wank" he sang 
at the top of his voice, he then went and shot his duff in Maries 
mouth "Look Mary I'm coming" he screamed.





From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *THEY'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT THEM BY THE BALLS: A GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT* :)
Date: Wed Aug 27 16:53:59 2003

Message:
Jesus turned up, took off his shroud and started body popping in 
the airport lounge, "Come on Moses you Cunt Giz a wank" he sang 
at the top of his voice, he then went and shot his duff in 
Maries 
mouth "Look Mary I'm coming" he screamed.
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You're actually not so far wrong.
Maybe you have the gift of prophecy ...
Today I went to the Hilton by Croydon airport in order to annoy 
my new financiers.
In the bar there were a couple of rather attractive women [and a 
guy that obviously we don't care about] who were watching TV in 
the centre of the bar.
I gingerly decide to point out to them with sign language and 
whispers that the cast of *Friends* each command about a million 
dollars or so per episode .... :) 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE POSSIBILITY OF DEFEAT NEVER OCCURED TO US*
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:11:01 2003

Message:
After I had shell-shocked the Hilton bar audience I then took a 
look at the Aerodrome hotel. It looks quite nice and you can get 
a single for a night for sixty five pounds. I then strutted 
around the war memorial for a few minutes with a nazi salute to 
all the oncoming cars and then I went home. I had a lovely day 
thanks and I was thinking of taking a look for Mars tonight but 
decided against it. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:38:26 2003

Message:
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! OCCURRED

From: the science patrol
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:40:52 2003

Message:
as you foresaw in a brief and disgusting manner, you and I 
became a demonic force in a tribal marriage.

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:20:32 2003

Message:
Sorry to say, but I am no prophet. I am however, in favor of 
profits. Just another wanker using my handle. At least this one 
is humorous, unlike X, who prefers to act out his deviency 
posting as me. What a sick fucking perv he truly is. His day 
will come, the reap and sow i.e. Karma part of religion is one 
of the few teachings that seems to hold water in a practical 
way, at least in some cases per my life experience. His demise 
on some sort of flying machine would be most appropriate...a 
spaceship perhaps?

From: Golabo
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:52:33 2003

Message:
I am Golabo, what is name yu, prise is rite on iland.

From: Golabo
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: hi i am Golabo
Date: Wed Aug 27 18:55:44 2003

Message:
is girl in yur land sexy if not a maride

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:00:02 2003

Message:
Sorry to say, but I am no prophet. I am however, in favor of 
profits. Just another wanker using my handle. At least this one 
is humorous, unlike X, who prefers to act out his deviency 
posting as me. What a sick fucking perv he truly is. His day 
will come, the reap and sow i.e. Karma part of religion is one 
of the few teachings that seems to hold water in a practical 
way, at least in some cases per my life experience. His demise 
on some sort of flying machine would be most appropriate...a 
spaceship perhaps?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I was thinking about the periphery of a nuclear explosion.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Golabo
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:02:39 2003

Message:
is girl in yur land sexy if not a maride
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What is a maride?

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *FINANCES*
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:06:32 2003

Message:
It's a funny old world where people have belittled themselves in 
front of me.
You wonder now if they are suicidal or just plain dumb?

From: Golabo
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:40:13 2003

Message:
a maride she is with man living?

From: om/cf
To: Golabo
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:32:33 2003

Message:
I am Golabo, what is name yu, prise is rite on iland.
_____________________________________________

What is the price of the island? And where the hell is it? I'll 
be the judge of whether or not it is reasonable or not! Do the 
naked native chicks come with the island? That would be a good 
hook.:0 I need much more information before considering such a 
purchase. First off, is the deed lien-free?

From: USA
To: France
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:42:48 2003

Message:
will you help us fight in iraq?

From:
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:49:26 2003

Message:
naked chicks mean girl to buy for 2 niyte yes can be rite of 
butiful ladi

From: Golabo
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:53:38 2003

Message:
that from Golabo then 

From: Richard Warwick
To: *TONY BLAIR*
Subject: *DID I WAKE YOU UP? SORRY!!*
Date: Wed Aug 27 19:47:36 2003

Message:
If you are reading this now your brain will self destruct in T 
minus 10 seconds and counting ...
If you are reading this now your brain will self destruct in T 
minus 8 seconds and counting ...

What do your lawyers think?
Secretly they have probably made a pact that does not involve 
your interests ..
Everything will be fine.
Just tell them the truth.
Pour yourself a Scotch.
Do it now Tony!
It is an order.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.

From: a human-being
To: our creator
Date: Wed Aug 27 20:42:00 2003

Message:
you gave me a life now show me how to live

From: Richard Warwick
To: a human-being
Subject: our creator
Date: Wed Aug 27 20:49:00 2003

Message:
you gave me a life now show me how to live
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Capitalise the *y* and place a full stop at the end of your 
statement.

From: Satan
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 21:10:35 2003

Message:
Yes, very good.

See it is not so hard to try and find some developement for your 
argument.

Unfortunately you are arguing the wrong thing.

I never said that buying all our products from China, or that 
loosing our manufacturing production to China was a good thing. 
In fact, you should go back and read my Burger King and Wendy's 
analogy.

Your news stories just solidifed my previous arguments. Firstly, 
American businesses are loosing out because of Chinese 
GOVERNMENT produced products are being imported cheaper. Nowhere 
in your articles does it mention that American businesses are 
using Chinese labor to decrease cost, while still being able to 
make a profit. Instead, it shows that American businesses are 
competing head to head with a Chinese Government controlled 
business sector.

China is not Communist in name only. Do they have the freedoms, 
most of the free nations in the world enjoy? The freedom of 
religion, speech, or anything similar? NO! The Chinese 
government has slowly allowed CHINESE CITIZENS to own 
private "for profit" businesses. However, they are hardly 
a "progressive" nation.


Now, for the important part of this reply: Why didn't you 
address what you want Bush to do? Why didn't or couldn't you 
answer the ONE question I asked?

I'll even ask it a FOURTH time. WHAT STEPS DO YOU WANT THE 
PRESIDENT TO TAKE? WHAT POWER CAN HE WIELD TO CHANGE THIS 
ECONOMIC CONDITION?

From the article, it gave two points to consider. The President 
could invoke special trade tarrifs, or he could have his Sec. 
Tres bring up the issue with the Chinese Government. Of the two 
of these, only one is anything more than a feel-good measure. 
Increasing tarrifs, will increase the end price of a product. 
This allows, American businesses to compete. However, this is 
only because of an across-the-board increase in retail prices. 

What are we currently faced with now? A sluggish economy that 
has been kept afloat by consumer spending. Consumers have begun 
to "hit the wall" as it were, as we have been faced with a poor 
labor market, which has begun to result in LOWERED consumer 
confidence. You throw in INCREASED prices, and it will only make 
things worse. People are going to react by spending LESS on 
certain goods, which hurts retailers who rely on Chinese made 
products to maintain a profit margin.

Taxes are a BAD, BAD thing. Always have been, always will be.

So tell me. How does Bush fix this? You still haven't answered 
the original question. You blame him, but can't tell me what he 
did wrong, or what he can do. The best you have done so far, is 
to try and clarify a problem facing American businesses, but 
don't even mention what the President can do to help.



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BTW, what have you done lately to help American businesses? 
Don't tell me that YOU are purchasing Chinese made goods. If so, 
you are contributing (albeit in a very small way) to the problem 
facing our country.

Don't XXXXX about American jobs being lost, and American 
businesses being closed due to China, while at the same time 
buying imported goods.

As for me, I spent a couple thousand, yesterday, on 100% 
American made products. I even spent it at an American owned 
store, which hires American workers.

Unfortunately, those store owners, and the manufacturer are the 
scummy "rich". To bad that it is because of their wealth, that 
they can afford to build factories, hire American laborers to 
build their products, and work on their sales team. We need to 
make sure that these "rich" are punished for being wealthy, and 
hit them hard with taxes and fees. That way, they can't afford 
to keep American workers on the payroll, and will need to look 
at moving production overseas or using cheaper materials.



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Lucidity said : I challenge you AGAIN, to find me any evidence 
of what steps the President can take to change our situation. 

******************************
*****
I wonder where u been when our president declare war at Iraq, do 
u know Mr Lucidity that war cost us over 4 Million $ a week, and 
u said the president is not responsible for this terrible 
economic situation.
if Mr bush focus on the economy rather than attack innocent 
contries, just to get their OIL.The things that bored me 
republican claim he is a good christian.
let me tell to these people Stealing is against Christian 
spirit,Mr bush and chainy sent the troop to get Iraq Oil. 

Mr Bush lies to us (16 Words), trying to convince us that Iraq 
has nuke even the administration knew that Iraq does not have 
them and does not pose any treat to us.

Pls I m tried to hear some stupid Republican like urself tries 
to find stupid excuses for Mr Bush.
U dont think it ll be great for us,that Mr. bush focus on the 
economy rather than attack IraQ, specially that country does not 
treat us, and does not has any link to Al Quaida.

I pray for u to see light, because u live in darkness, I can 
tell from ur logo (Guns),u are a red sneak .I wish for u that u 
ll see the reality and pls stop watching Fox it is not good for 
ur mind.


__________________
In God we trust



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Sorry it took so long for me to reply, but it took me a great 
deal of reading to try and understand what the hell you were 
trying to say. Either you are a 10 year old child who needs to 
spend his time learning how to communicate in the English 
language and not IM text, or you simply don't care enough to 
learn how to write properly. You don't need to be perfect (hell, 
even I don't proofread my posts for spelling or grammar), but 
you do need to at least be understandable.

So, WHO lost 4 million a week? Your souce would be....? As for 
the War to gather OIL, please explain. As of yet, I haven't seen 
any evidence that we are exporting Iraq's oil. Currently, the 
Iraqi oil program is still under the perview of the UN. That 
would seem to shoot a freakin big hole in you theory.

As for the war's effect on the economy. You are correct in that 
it hampered our recovery efforts. Consumer spending was down, as 
was investment. The same thing happened during the US invasion 
of Haiti. 

I don't care if you think the war was only about oil or not. 
Sadam has been killing his citizens for years. Several mass 
graves have already been uncovered. One of the largest contains 
over 10,000 bodies. The UN should have taken action a long time 
ago. Sadam was a butcher, a phychopath. He deserved to go, and 
in reality Bush Sr. should have done the job in 91. 
Unfortunately, Sr. wanted an easy ride and encouraged the Shites 
to revolt, but didn't give them the support needed to win. Sadam 
and his sons killed the Shites en masse.

As to you claim that Iraw was not affiliated with terrorists, 
you are wrong again. Did you not hear about the meetings between 
Bin Laden and Iraqi intellegence in Kenya, where Sadam offered 
financial and logistical support? Or, how about the terrorist 
camps inside Iraq? How about the financial support Sadam gives 
to homicide bombers in Palestine? Do you only believe that Al 
Quida is the only terrorist organization?

Since you are obviously a genius, let me ask you this. How much 
of a financial impact would the US have suffered if no action 
had been taken against Sadam, and another terrorist event (on 
the scale of 9/11) had taken place? Had Bush not acted, it is 
possible that we would have thousands of Americans dead, and 
further economic collapse. Instead, we have many dead Iraqi 
soldiers and mercenaries. The Iraqi people will soon be self 
governing, and free to enjoy liberty.

Now, genius, I'm going to point out how wrong you assumptions 
really are. You think I am a Republican. I am not. You think I 
support Bush. I don't. I am a Libertarian. You voted for Bush, 
not me. I find it very interesting that you would vote for a 
person that you now claim is a liar, an imbecile, and a host of 
other ill named things. Who is more incompetent: The one who is 
an idiot, or the one who supports an idiot for the most powerful 
job in the world?

It is sad that you jump to conclusions and point fingers without 
knowing what the hell you are talking about.



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Lucidity
Yup Saddam was a bad guy, no doupt about that.but he killed his 
people in 1985 ( 18 years ago , while he was our primary allie 
in the middle East) and guess what all countries around the 
world was mad at Saddam except us, Mr Rumsfield went to meet 
with him and he gave a letter of friendship from Bush dad.
U are again wrong , u said :As of yet, I haven't seen any 
evidence that we are exporting Iraq's oil. ask Mr cheney, he ll 
tell that his EX company get million of dollars from Iraq on 
daily bases , believe me u are naive.

Again u proove u are stupid, u tried to compare our 
interviention in Haitti to the one in Iraq, Pls dont compare 
Apple with Oranges.Iraq is not Haitti
We should stay in Iraq over 5 years, every day we lose American 
lives in Iraq, billion of dollars we spent in Iraq .
Mr bush igored UN.he inveded other nation without the approval 
of UN.

Iraq war made other coutries such France, Germay, 
Belguim,Turkey,Canada..... bound to conclude that USA is too 
powerful and treat the stability in the world and must be 
resisted. If that happens, Mr Bush will not be remembered for 
liberating Iraq, but for GALVANISING INTERNATIONAL OPPOSITION TO 
AMERICA.

Do u deny that Mr bush got a lot of Cs and Ds
in College, do not defend him, people will think that u are like 
him, pls dont do that to urself.


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Jeez, you really are thick.

Sadam has been killing people long before, and long after 1985. 
Also, Bush Sr. wasn't even President in 1985, so how could he 
have sent Rumsfield to Iraq?

As for American Oil companies in Iraq, the only company I know 
of is the one that was awarded the contract to REPAIR their 
infrastructure. Not to export their oil. However, the facts 
don't seem to matter much to you. You seem able to draw your own 
conclusions from false statements. 

Just a thought, but you aren't "Baghdad Bob", are you? Your 
arguments are just about as plausible as his were.

I compared the economic repercussions of the U.S. invasion of 
Haiti to the economic repercussions of the U.S. invasion of 
Iraq. They are similar. Also similar, is that they BOTH were 
fought against a dictator who brutalized and killed his own 
citizens. However, Iraq had an additional incentive in that the 
dictator of that country was also heavily engaged in 
international terrorist support and developing destructive 
weapons against U.N. resolutions.

As for France, Germany and Russian opposition to an invasion, 
I'm surprised that you would even bring this up. It just exposes 
another area in which you are completely ignorant. Didn't you 
realize that both France and Russia had loaned Iraq BILLIONS of 
dollars, and these loans were "guaranteed" by Sadam? They 
realized that if the Iraqi regime was overthrown, they would 
never get paid. Germany had several business dealings with Iraq, 
building their infrasturcture, and they too lost out on valuable 
contracts. So these countries put MONEY ahead of the lives of 
innocent citizens, and showed that they would rather risk more 
terrorist attacks than loose a dime.

About Bush's grades in College. Do you even know what his scores 
were? Or are you trying to repeat hersay? What is your evidence 
of his failing grades. Personally, I don't know what his grades 
were. Of course, they aren't of interest to me as I didn't vote 
for the guy. You did. Didn't it concern you that he performed so 
poorly, when you showed your support for him at the ballot box? 
Why would you elect someone who you think is an extremely stupid 
man?

BTW, I challenged you to provide evidence of Bush's negative 
influence on the economy or his failures to act which would have 
had a positive impact on an economic recovery. More 
specifically, I asked you to define what role the President 
plays in this nation's Economy. You have chosen to try and 
sidetrack the conversation. This is always a tactic used by a 
loosing side in an undefensible position.

Face facts, and admit that you don't know what you are talking 
about. If you don't like Bush, that is fine. It's your right. I 
don't care for him either, but I don't make up lies about his 
culpability in an economic collapse. I'd rather deal with facts, 
and address REAL problems and not made up ones.

As an aside, you risk being classified as suffering from 
paranoia when you choose to develop your beliefs based on 
emotion and fantasy, rather than on fact and logic. You might 
really want to seek some help.


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If you want to know JUST how evil a man Sadam and his sone were, 
look here:

http://movies.ogrish.com/288/udayfeethit.wmv



I dare you.

Those are HIS soldiers. I don't even dare imagine what he was 
doing to his Civilians.

Like I said before, he should have been removed from power LONG 
ago. Don't XXXXX and whine that we should have waited. Instead, 
we should be ANGRY that we didn't have more countries lined up 
shoulder to shoulder to stomp their (Sadam and sons) sorry 
asses. Angrier still that he was allowed to due this for 
DECADES, and nobody stepped in to stop it. Furious that France, 
Germany and Russia wanted this to continue so that they could 
make money.



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From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:04:22 2003

Message:
Sorry to say, but I am no prophet. I am however, in favor of 
profits. Just another wanker using my handle. At least this one 
is humorous, unlike X, who prefers to act out his deviency 
posting as me. What a sick fucking perv he truly is. His day 
will come, the reap and sow i.e. Karma part of religion is one 
of the few teachings that seems to hold water in a practical 
way, at least in some cases per my life experience. His demise 
on some sort of flying machine would be most appropriate...a 
spaceship perhaps?_______________________________________________


LOL!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE SISSY!!!! ROFL!! NOW YOU'RE 
RELYING ON KARMA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:09:31 2003

Message:
I'd hit ya in the head with a fucking rock, given the chance and 
I've got one hell of a arm. Or a fist, pretty danm good with 
those too! But it will be Karma or whatever variation you prefer 
that brings you to your knees...could be choking to death on a 
12 inch wang in your case.

From: Z Dick Head
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:29:14 2003

Message:
SOMEDAY I'll have sexual potency. Then you won't have ME to kick 
around anymore!    
                                  
                      

From: X
To: OM/CF "THE DRUNK"
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:32:24 2003

Message:
LOL!!! YOU'VE GOTTA HELLUVA NOTHING!! 
MEBBE A BIG IMAGINATION! ROFL!!! 
YOU LITTLE SISSY! WHY DON'T YOU GO OFF TO BED, AND DREAM THAT 
YOU'RE KICKING MY ASS! OR SUCKING MY DICK, YOU FAT ASS CUNT!

From: om/cf
To: Twatler
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:28:07 2003

Message:
Yeh, yeh, yeh, I know. Go to a public library in hickville Iowa, 
log onto this site blah, blah, blah. I know you don't spout 
loud 'n proud the shit you have on this site on the streets of 
Omaha NB or anywhere USA without getting called on it therefore 
you are full of shit. Who ya think ya foolin' Cumpacker boy? LOL!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:42:12 2003

Message:
You want ME to dream of sucking your dick? Thats funny! And 
very 'out of the closet', even for you...YA FUCKIN QUEER! Never 
respond to any post I make in the future, faggot.

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:49:54 2003

Message:
MEBBE A BIG IMAGINATION! ROFL!!! 

Mebbe? What the fuck is that? A flamming queer thing?

From: X
To: OM/CF "THE DRUNK"
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:52:04 2003

Message:
WHY? WILL YER "KARMA" COME AND THROW A ROCK AT ME? ROFL!!!!!
WHY DONCHA GO OUT IN DA BACKYARD, AND SHOOT YA SUM TREES! LOSER!

From: X
To: OM/CF "THE DRUNK"
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:54:49 2003

Message:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN! NEVER SEEN YOU POST ANYTHING ABOUT A WOMAN 
BEING AROUND YOU! MEBBE(LOL!) CAUSE YER A BEND-OVER BOY? I'LL 
BET YOU ARE! YOU'RE CERTAINLY SISSY ENOUGH TO BE A LITTLE 
LAVENDER BOY! LOL!

From: X
To: OM/CF "THE DRUNK"
Date: Wed Aug 27 23:58:27 2003

Message:
Never 
respond to any post I make in the future,_______________________

I PROMISE I WON'T. RIGHT AFTER YOU KICK MY ASS!

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