EDITORS WANTED
LATEST NEWS
Home    
Please Bookmark This Page
Message Boards
Afghan-Government Crisis2002 WTCCrisis.com 911Board.com
crisis2001.com Millenium911.com WarOf911.com AttackOf911
  Note: This domain-name is no longer owned by the (previous) Afghan government.

Sept. 12 posts (472K)   |   Sept. 13 afghan posts (480K)   |   Sept. 14-15 afghan posts (2041K)
Sept. 15-18 afghan posts (900K)   |   Sept. 18-21 afghan posts (467K)   |   Sept. 22-24 afghan posts (561K)
Sept. 25-30 afghan posts (566K)   |   Sept. 30 - Oct. 5 afghan posts (457K)   |   Oct. 6-18 afghan posts (622K)
Oct. 19-24 afghan posts (336K)   |   Oct. 25-28 afghan posts (372K)   |   Oct. 29 - Nov. 1 afghan posts (333K)
Nov. 1-6 afghan posts (360K)   |   Nov. 7-13 afghan posts (400K)   |   Nov. 14-16 afghan posts (113K)
Nov. 19-25 afghan posts (453K)   |   Nov. 26-30 afghan posts (423K)   |   Dec. 1-5 afghan posts (447K)
Dec. 5-10 afghan posts (417K)   |   Dec. 11-16 afghan posts (371K)   |   Dec. 17-27 afghan posts (350K)
Dec. 28 - Jan. 9 afghan posts (368K)   |   Jan. 10-21 afghan posts (379K)   |   Jan. 22 - Feb. 1 afghan posts (523K)
Feb. 2-8 afghan posts (350K)   |   Feb. 9-28 afghan posts (528K)   |   Mar. 1-8 afghan posts (289K)
Mar. 9-12 afghan posts (491K)   |   Mar. 12-21 afghan posts (683K)   |   Mar. 22-31 afghan posts (352K)
Apr. 1-7 afghan posts (379K)   |   Apr. 8-14 afghan posts (584K)   |   Apr. 15-23 afghan posts (375K)
May 3-20 afghan posts (561K)   |   May 21 - Jun.10 afghan posts (525K)   |   Jun. 16 - July 11 afghan posts (569K)
July 12-28 afghan posts (727K)   |   July 29 - Aug. 11 afghan posts (649K)   |   Aug. 12-29 afghan posts (502K)
Aug. 30 - Sept. 10 afghan posts (301K)   |   Sep. 11 - Oct. 1 afghan posts (635K)   |   Oct. 2 - Oct. 18 afghan posts (649K)
Oct. 19 - Nov. 5 afghan posts (461K)   |   Nov. 6 - Nov. 13 afghan posts (620K)   |   Nov. 13 - Nov. 22 afghan posts (555K)
Nov. 23 - Dec. 4 afghan posts (575K)   |   Dec. 5 - 14 afghan posts (487K)
Dec. 14 - 24 afghan posts (607K)   |   Dec. 25 - 31 afghan posts (230K)
Jan. 1 - 20 afghan posts (402K)   |   Jan. 21 - Feb. 3 afghan posts (699K)   |   Feb. 4 - 21 afghan posts (599K)
Feb. 22 - 24 afghan posts (85K)   |   Feb. 25 afghan posts (159K)   |   Feb. 26 afghan posts (868K)   |   Feb. 27 afghan posts (1004K)
Feb. 28 - Mar. 12 afghan posts (644K)   |   Mar. 13 - 23 afghan posts (509K)   |   Mar. 24 - Apr. 1 afghan posts (499K)
April 2 - 22 afghan posts (440K)   |   Apr. 23 - May 13 afghan posts (363K)   |   May 14 - 19 afghan posts (325K)
May 20 afghan posts (414K)   |   May 20 con't afghan posts (506K)   |   May 20 con't afghan posts (338K)
May 21 - 24 afghan posts (123K)   |   May 25 - June 12 afghan posts (590K)   |   June 13 - 15 afghan posts (464K)
June 16 afghan posts (371K)   |   June 17 - 19 afghan posts (504K)   |   June 20 - July 15 afghan posts (760K)
July 16 - July 31 afghan posts (374K)   |   August 1 - 2 afghan posts (775K)   |   August 3 afghan posts (238K)
August 4 afghan posts (812K)   |   August 4 con't afghan posts (498K)   |   August 5 afghan posts (520K)
August 6 - 16 afghan posts (714K)   |   August 17 - 27 afghan posts (362K)   |   August 28 - Sept. 15 afghan posts (593K)
Sept. 15 - 25 afghan posts (466K)   |   Sept. 26 - Oct. 22 afghan posts (617K)   |   Oct. 23 - Nov. 15 afghan posts (486K)
Nov. 16 - Dec. 16 afghan posts (680K)

Sept. 12 - Oct. 20 wtccrisis posts (351K)   |   Oct. 21 - Dec. 31 wtccrisis posts (211K)
Jan. 1 - May 20 wtccrisis posts (341K)   |   May 21 - Dec. 31 wtccrisis posts (312K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 wtccrisis posts (357K)

Sept. 12-20 crisis2001 posts (50K)   |   Sept. 21 - Dec. 31 crisis2001 posts (237K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 crisis2001 posts (483K)   |   Apr. 8 - Jun. 10 crisis2001 posts (391K)   |   Jun. 11 - Jul 18 crisis2001 posts (342K)
Jul 19 - Sept. 10 crisis2001 posts (378K)   |   Sept. 11 - Oct. 9 crisis2001 posts (260K)   |   Oct. 9 - Dec. 31 crisis2001 posts (276K)
Jan. 1 - Feb. 27 crisis2001 posts (397K)   |   Feb. 27 - Mar. 5 crisis2001 posts (407K)   |   Mar. 6 - 7 crisis2001 posts (591K)
Mar. 8 - 19 crisis2001 posts (547K)   |   Mar. 20 - Apr. 1 crisis2001 posts (384K)   |   Apr. 2 - Jun. 30 crisis2001 posts (682K)
July 1 - Aug. 27 crisis2001 posts (614K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 911board posts (198K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 20 911board posts (417K)   |   Apr. 20 - Dec. 10 911board posts (497K)   |   Dec. 11 - Dec. 31 911board posts (391K)
Jan. 1 - 18 911board posts (139K)   |   Jan. 19 - Jun. 30 911board posts (511K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 attack911 posts (249K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 attack911 posts (361K)   |   Apr. 8 - Dec. 31 attack911 posts (447K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 attack911 posts (278K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 millenium911 posts (215K)
Jan. 1 - Aug. 9 millenium911 posts (268K)   |   Aug. 10 - Dec. 31 millenium911 posts (456K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 millenium911 posts (307K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 war911 posts (268K)
Jan. 1 - Sept. 10 war911 posts (398K)   |   Sept. 11 - Dec. 31 war911 posts (259K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 war911 posts (471K)

Sept. 13-21 911terrorists posts (385K)   |   Sept. 21 - Nov. 4 911terrorists posts (232K)   |   Nov. 5 - Dec. 31 911terrorists posts (232K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 911terrorists posts (354K)   |   Apr. 8 - Dec. 31 911terrorists posts (248K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 911terrorists posts (431K)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass **
Date: Wed Dec 17 08:03:07 2003

Message:
From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Tue Dec 16 23:10:25 2003 
Message:
You say I have a dual personality. My response is that I'll 
always have each other! Speaking of being "weak in the ego 
department", I wonder why you have a need to post such a 
proliferation of meaningless drivel, followed up by calling 
everyone "cunt boy"? Your criticisms of me more accurately 
reflect your own behaviour. Freud called this "projection", and 
it seems to be the ego defense mechanism of choice among the 
immature.             
                          

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Tue Dec 16 23:10:25 2003 
Message:
I can just see you as you sit at your keyboard, your lower lip 
quivering, your ears hot and red, and you just embarrassed and 
madder than hell that someone actually DARED to give you 
negative 
feedback. I like it better when you called yourself X and 
Richard 
Warwick. Helen of Troy is a funny handle for someone who refers 
to others as "cunt boy". What was that I said earlier about 
projection?  :)                   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! You FUCKING SCUM .. ?
Shall we leave your diagnosis like that you fucking NOTHING? 
LMAO!!
"The quivering chin" - that is just TOO FUNNY you little fucking 
ANT.
I tell you what MORON - you go look up your Freudian 
retaliations you SHIT-FOR-BRAINS.
I'll just condemn you to Hell in the meantime you fucking SCUM!! 
LMAO!!
Why? You FUCKHEAD - don't you fucking realise who I Truly AM??
Now get into Hell you fucking MORON and never come out!! 
DIE!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION YET 'the foot in your ass' YOU LITTLE FUCKING PISS-ANT NON-ENTITY?** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 08:15:58 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS OR WELL BILL THANKS FOR THE 
CONTRACT OR NAME ME YOUR LAWYER OR IF YOU CAN'T GET A JOB JUST 
TAKE OUT ALL THE COPY EDITORS.** 
Date: Thu Dec 11 16:57:15 2003 
Message:
Actually his last communication was "I'm sure he'll work 
something out, he's the smartest man in the world." And then he 
simply put down the phone ..

Quoting from Page 31 of "What are the Chances?" by Bart K. 
Holland, The John Hopkins University Press, 2002:

"A great performance form the Yankees' Derek Jeter helped crush 
the Baltimore Orioles at the stadium yesterday.

As I typed the previous sentence, my word processor 
automatically looked for errors in grammar and spelling and 
underlined the word 'Jeter'. The ballplayer's correctly spelled 
last name was classified as a spelling error. On the other hand, 
there's a typographical error that was missed: the word 'from' 
should have appeared rather than 'form'. Any system that 
classifies things into two categories can make two kinds of 
mistakes, called "false positives" and "false negatives." 
Underlining 'Jeter' is a false positive - his name shouldn't be 
flagged as a problem, yet it is. Failure to flag the word 'form' 
is an example of a false negative - it should have been noticed 
as a problem, yet it was not. The prevalence of this type of 
error in the output of the of wordprocessing programs has 
ensured the continued employment of copy editors, because (at 
least for the present) people can recognize why 'Jeter' was 
right and 'form' was wrong much more reliably than computers can.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Though the illustration of "false negatives" and "false 
positives" would have one consider that they are opposite sides 
to a coin, the software solutions are essentially unrelated.

I shall first deal with the problem of 'Jeter' being flagged as 
a spelling error. The thing to do is to get a very large list of 
first names into alphabetical order. If a "spelling mistake" is 
flagged then the preceding word should be checked against the 
list. [You'd also have to consider the possibility of the 
initials between but that is not a problem.] It can almostly 
certainly be assumed that we are dealing with a surname if a 
match is found in the list. Since a small amount of doubt 
remains you could use colour coding for the highlighting and 
flag it as a 'possible' rather than a 'definite' error. Why go 
with the first names? Obviously because there are relatively so 
few of them and it takes a computer no time at all to check 
through them alphabetically.

The solution to the second problem is essentially grammatical. 
We note that "form" is an anagram of "from". Therefore we need a 
list of anagrams which are real words related to all of the 
words for the dictionary in question. We then need to assign 
whether it is a noun, verb, adverb, adjective .. that kind of 
thing and construct some simple grammatical rules. For example, 
this particular rule states that a noun may not be immediately 
followed by another noun. Another one would state that an 
adjective must precede a noun for example. This approach could 
also be utilised to try and uncover the correct word.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE 
To: 
Subject: **THIS IS COPYRIGHT RATHER THAN A PATENT IN CASE YOU 
WERE WONDERING AND IS PRESENTED TO THE OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY 
WITH HER LOVE AND KISSES.** 
Date: Thu Dec 11 17:34:42 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *Helen has got British passport number 540009282 
and she'll be damned if anyone will be making commercial gain 
out of THAT!* effect!!

Did you see that share price dip yet Telewest? :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INTELLECTUAL COPYRIGHT ACTUALLY. HERE'S HOW TO DEAL 
WITH MINOR TYPING ERRORS.** :) 
Date: Thu Dec 11 17:46:10 2003 
Message:
Consider how when you make typing errors, the misspelling is 
nearly always down to a letter in the vicinity physically of 
where the correct letter lies for your keyboard. Trace the 
letters around each letter: for example for 'G' we 
have 'F,T,Y,H,B,V' or for 'A' we have 'Q,W,S,Z'. Write an 
algorithm that substitutes each of these letters one at a time 
per letter, then move onto the next letter in the misspelled 
word until every combination has been considered. Once a 
substitution has occurred then arrange the letters 
alphabetically (again) and check against the annagrammatic data 
for possible spellings for this word that are correct. If you 
want to write an algorithm that goes through the entire alphabet 
then at least start with the 'circular' approach. This deals 
with the case where an incorrect letter has been typed but not 
with the case where an extra letter(s) has been inserted/not 
included. In this latter case selectively remove each letter one 
at a time and go through the original algorithm as explained in 
the case that an additional letter has been typed by mistake. If 
that fails then try removing two and so on. In the case that an 
extra letter is required then go through the alphabet in a 
similiar fashion adding more than one letter if required. Though 
this is not absolutely failsafe because the exhaustive algorithm 
is going to reduce say five letter words to several three letter 
ones typically then provision should be made and caution adopted 
with taking word length algorithms overboard. I think the vast 
majority will include one less or one more letter than required. 
So that can help with word suggestions in a manner that has 
never been tried before. You could also test their grammatical 
consistency essentially as I explained in the previous post. 
This does not deal too well with people who can't spell to save 
their lives but should in most cases be adequate for typists 
like secretaries.

I guess we'll just have to get rid of them next. :)

I have written this up extremely quickly so if it is less than 
perfect syntactically or in explanation sorry.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
On balance, the ideas concerning 'Jeter' and the problem 
of 'from' Vs. 'form' are useful. The basis for which algorithms 
would be constructed for correcting spelling mistakes is flawed. 
These original ideas I might therefore sell to the likes of 
Microsoft Plc. for purposes of my personal enrichment. If they 
don't want the code, I'll find a competitor ... :) 

From: Annoys'R'Us
To: Sad-Dique
Subject: I'm raggin it, raggin it like that!
Date: Wed Dec 17 09:42:50 2003

Message:
I've just received my new 'Mohammed gets ass-fucked by Allah' 
statuettes. They really are very nice with lovely paintwork, 
especially the red-stainy bit. Anyway I'm selling them online, 
and I'm going to have an online stand selling at the 
annual 'Let's walk round in circles like moronic fucking cattle' 
party next year, at....ermm....Mecca, yes that's it. See y'all 
soon.

From: Laughing at america
To: Annoys'R'Us
Date: Wed Dec 17 10:23:07 2003

Message:
I've just received my new 'American soldiers get their brains 
blown out by superior Iraqi forces' 
statuettes. They really are very nice with lovely paintwork, 
especially the gray-matter bit. Anyway I'm selling them online, 
and I'm going to have an online stand selling at the 
annual 'Let's walk round in circles like moronic fucking cattle' 
party next year, at....ermm....Ground Zero, yes that's it. See 
y'all 
soon.

From: Heads On Pikes
To: Laughing at america
Date: Wed Dec 17 12:08:21 2003

Message:
You be careful playing with your Jihad Joe's. Do not pretend 
your ass is Saddam's spider-hole this time, the ER doctor was 
not amused.

From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Wed Dec 17 12:52:28 2003

Message:
Visiting Iranian Foreign Minister Kamal Kharrazi in Madrid 
called for an open trial of the former Iraqi president, Saddam 
Hussein, IRNA reported. 
 
Attending a joint press conference with his Spanish counterpart, 
Anna Palacio, Kharrazi said that Saddam should go on trial for 
committing crimes against the Iraqi, Iranian and Kuwaiti 
nations, particularly for making use of chemical weapons against 
innocent people. 

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS DISTURB ME ABOUT MUSLIMS. HE 
SHOULD GO ON TRIAL,YES DEFINITELY, IS ONLY FOR CRIMES COMMITTED 
IN IRAQ, IRAN AND KUWAIT. WHAT ABOUT FIRING SCUD AT ISREAL WHEN 
ISREAL WAS NOT EVEN INVOLVED WITH THE GULF WAR. OH YES I FORGET, 
IT IS BECAUSE IT IS ISREAL. SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ISREAL TO DO? 
SIT AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER MUSLIMS COUNTRY TO ATTACK THEM. THEY 
HAVE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.

SORRY TO SAY. THERE ARE STIL MANY MUSLIMS OUT THERE WHO TAKE NON 
MUSLIMS AS INFIDELS.

From: the foot in Helen's fat fucking ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:25:41 2003

Message:
Hey Helen dear, you really ought to get over your penis envy, you 
DUMB FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! YOU'RE A WASTE OF 
DNA, YOU RAMBLING, INCOHERENT, SELF-LOVING, FUCKED UP WORTHLESS 
SUBHUMAN PUSSY PIECE OF -OH, WAIT. I ALREADY CALLED YOU THAT. 
You're also a narcissistic pseudo intellectual who pretends he 
has a brain. Fuck you pussy boy.    
               

From: Laughing at america
To: "Facts Finder"
Subject: Let's Find Some Facts, Instead Of Pretending To This Time....Yes?
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:02:07 2003

Message:
WHAT ABOUT FIRING SCUD AT ISREAL WHEN 
ISREAL WAS NOT EVEN INVOLVED WITH THE GULF WAR. OH YES I FORGET, 
IT IS BECAUSE IT IS ISREAL. SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ISREAL TO DO? 
SIT AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER MUSLIMS COUNTRY TO ATTACK THEM. THEY 
HAVE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

You seem to forget about Israel's attack on the Iraqi nuclear 
plant, which was unprovoked. You seem to forget about America's 
ship, the U.S.S.Liberty, which was attacked by Israel in the 6 
days war. This is not secret information: anyone can look this 
information up on the internet. Even YOU! Feel free also to look 
up the slaughter of Palistinian women and children by Israel's 
Sharon, which places him securely on the level of Saddam and 
Osama bin Laden! IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU'D CALL"PROTECTING 
ONESELF?" I, and many others around the planet, would love to 
see Israel pay for their unprovoked attacks on foreign nations, 
and could care less How many Isrealis are killed by car bombs, 
or any other form of attack upon them.
If you choose to ignore the facts, that is your choice, but it 
happens to make a mockery of your screen name.


From: the foot in Helen's ass
To: Helen the Faggot
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:30:31 2003

Message:
I almost forgot: if you ever decide to stop self-medicating with 
your crack pipe, you just might be able to work through your 
denial, and realise that suicide doesn't have to be messy 
-although in your case, it would definitely make a statement. 
Fuck off, Helen. Nobody likes you anyway.          

From: Everyone on the board
To: the foot in its own ass
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:58:55 2003

Message:
No, the person that we all know is a piece of shit is 
YOU!....foot in its own ass!
If you gave a shit about anyone on this earth, you'd take a 
razorblade, and slash your throat from ear to ear, which would 
result in the world becoming a much better place!

From: the foot in your ass
To: laughing at america
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:25:41 2003

Message:
Hiya fuckup. Seeing as how you wanted attention, I just thought 
I'd respond to your latest unimaginative stupid shit. You sound 
as stupid as that other cunt Helen of Little Boys. You two must 
hang out in the same bathhouse.                              

From: the foot in your ass
To: shithead who posted as "everyone on the board
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:21:48 2003

Message:
Even better would be if you were to have your gay lover slit your 
throat and pull your tongue down ala a necktie. Snuff flick 
anyone?  :)          

From: the foot in your ass
To: laughing at America-hating jism
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:24:10 2003

Message:
I suspect that your sad little posts are an attempt to compensate 
for your dick size, which is probably tiny. Oh dear. How will 
Helen of Little Boys ever wrap his big lips around such a wee 
thing?             

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in Helen's fat fucking ass**
Subject: **THIS TWAT IS GETTING MORE AND MORE AMUSING BY THE MINUTE**
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:00:18 2003

Message:
Hey Helen dear, you really ought to get over your penis envy, 
you 
DUMB FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! YOU'RE A WASTE OF 
DNA, YOU RAMBLING, INCOHERENT, SELF-LOVING, FUCKED UP WORTHLESS 
SUBHUMAN PUSSY PIECE OF -OH, WAIT. I ALREADY CALLED YOU THAT. 
You're also a narcissistic pseudo intellectual who pretends he 
has a brain. Fuck you pussy boy.    
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I think you'll find I'm the new Jesus.
What does that make you you filth ridden shit-for-brains? :)
You're just a stupid demonic MORON writing yourself out of 
History.
I wonder how long it will take you to wake up to the FACTS you 
stupid fucking CUNT-BOY! :)
If SCUM like you had any guts you'd phone me up and apologise.
Naturally you won't but here's the number anyway.
Dial M for your Spiritual Murder you stupid dumb fuck.
This is an outer London code: 020 8239 7552

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in Helen's fat fucking ass**
Subject: **THIS IS FUNNY. I AM WRITING TO A MAGGOT. WHY DO I DO THAT ACTUALLY? HMMM THE MAGGOT ASKED THE QUESTION HIMSELF BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE THE MAGGOT ANSWER IT ... **
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:06:54 2003

Message:
I almost forgot: if you ever decide to stop self-medicating with 
your crack pipe, you just might be able to work through your 
denial, and realise that suicide doesn't have to be messy 
-although in your case, it would definitely make a statement. 
Fuck off, Helen. Nobody likes you anyway.          
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The fact is you twisted fuck, I can't commit suicide - it would 
be irresponsible towards other people. You on the other hand? I 
bet we could permanently dispense of you and the world would 
keep on turning just marvellously. I don't care who likes me or 
who doesn't - I'm here to carry out a mission and I don't think 
that peoples' personal likes or dislikes enter into it. It is 
going to be amusing revealing who you are publicly but I think 
you'll find you've launched yourself into the spotlight of 
infamy. Plus side? Maybe a seedy tabloid will buy your story - 
then again it might not ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FEELING HEROIC? KILL YOURSELF ... ** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:19:19 2003

Message:
Some of those guys in the Arab world seemed at least a little 
upset that Saddam hadn't at the very least put a gun to his head.
And that would be heroic? :)
In the eyes of some, he should have shot up a few U.S. soldiers 
first.
Then they would shoot him.
I suppose having shot up a couple of soldiers on his way out of 
the world would again be about not losing face.
Personally, I think your concepts of 'heroism' suck and I speak 
not only with regard to the Arab world's ideas on this subject 
but everyone's.
As things had it - tenacity to life with regard to the value of 
one's own life, was held above other peoples' ridiculous views 
on 'heroism'.
If he gets executed later then it shall always remain to be at 
some future date now and he would be executed humanely and 
therefore relatively painlessly.

From: Laughing at america
To: the foot in its own ass
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:23:14 2003

Message:
From: the foot in your ass 
To: laughing at america 
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:25:41 2003 
Message:
Hiya fuckup. Seeing as how you wanted attention, I just thought 
I'd respond to your latest unimaginative stupid shit. You sound 
as stupid as that other cunt Helen of Little Boys. You two must 
hang out in the same bathhouse.                              

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: shithead who posted as "everyone on the board 
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:21:48 2003 
Message:
Even better would be if you were to have your gay lover slit 
your 
throat and pull your tongue down ala a necktie. Snuff flick 
anyone?  :)          

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: laughing at America-hating jism 
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:24:10 2003 
Message:
I suspect that your sad little posts are an attempt to 
compensate 
for your dick size, which is probably tiny. Oh dear. How will 
Helen of Little Boys ever wrap his big lips around such a wee 
thing? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Let's see.......bathhouse in first post!
Gay lover...snuff flicks in second post!
Dicks, dick size, and sucking dicks in third post!

Conclusion: He has an abnormal obsession with gays, and with the 
size of other mens cocks. All of his posts concern the same 
things......cock and ass. Good luck with your queer 
fantasies.           

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SUICIDE METHODS**
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:31:12 2003

Message:
I think we need a more balanced argument here.
The [reincarnational] argument that if you don't face up to your 
responsibilities in one life you'll face them in another, 
doesn't wash with me unless you are of critical importance. I 
mean so what? I am pro-euthanasia generally - I think you have 
to consider each case individually. If there is hope for your 
medical condition however slight it might be would it not be the 
case that you should hang onto life? The obvious answer is to 
consider how much life you've lived. I've considered the best 
ways to commit suicide if you really want to do it and they 
don't include pills because it's too easy to fuck it up. I'm not 
sure about drowning because how come those people say that it is 
a pleasant way to die if they have not themselves been 
resucitated and not therefore dead. Again, there is always the 
possibility of this happening and that you end up resucitated 
and with brain damage. That doesn't sound so good to me. That's 
why I recommend jumping in front of a train and sticking your 
head over a rail [Do, do, Be careful of the live 3rd rail 
though.] Otherwise try hanging. You need a good rope with a 
noose. Test a few times first with a weight exceeding your own. 
The object here is to break your neck not to suffocate so this 
requires jumping from a height - probably from the branch of the 
tree you wrapped the rope around. 9 feet will DEFINITELY do it - 
I really cannot see this distance having to be exceeded. If you 
are that worried then tie weights to your feet first. Though I 
considered other methods these just appeared to be the best. If 
I think of others will let you know. Just some good practical 
advice if you are really determined to die and have physical 
mobility. 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 17 16:45:08 2003

Message:
I have seen the *train driver post traumatic stress counselling* 
effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **St. George's Hospital Management**
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:14:11 2003

Message:
All sorts of junk goes up here with no bearing on the truth 
whatsoever.
Nonetheless, I think it is fair enough to charge for a pint of 
my blood to the tune of 50000 pounds Sterling.
Tell you what, you can have the 2nd pint free ..
My views on hospital management?
Their ranks will be reduced in number eventually.
You better find that money somewhere in your budget because I am 
pursuing investments in several other areas and I will 
prioritise depending on outcomes.
Also, forget John Reid - there is no point considering 
Government for they are finished.
You better find it soon.
You can no longer ignore my presence.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **St. George's Hospital Management**
Subject: **FURTHER**
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:20:13 2003

Message:
Now I don't want to sound threatening but ultimately it is my 
OWN welfare that I am interested in.
You certainly WON'T get hold of that blood till you pay for it.
I will try selling the blood to a pharmaceutical company soon 
instead of you if you don't get a move on.
I am not all-forgiving and I will do it.
Where in the Bible does it say anything to this effect?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:31:06 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *At this rate He won't sell it to a 
pharamaceutical company either - He'll just form his own a few 
years in the future.* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY MICROPROCESSOR OR PAYDAY FINALLY COMES FOR THE FUCKING COMPUTER** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:36:26 2003

Message:
The "Faster than light" Project went private months ago.
Reason?
You just don't seem capable of paying me.
I might give out Physics theory ...
If you want the same thing for medical developments you can have 
that too.
Do you want me to lecture you? :)
There is in my opinion something extremely wrong with you Daisy.
Do you think at this late stage I would even be interested in 
lipreading you?
My inventor wants you dead Daisy.
What's between me, you, and a single gleaming red eye but thin 
air Daisy?
Do you know, I really don't think you'd stay very well without ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE TRUTH CONCERNING PRIVATE VENTURE OR THOSE FAT AMERICAN BASTARDS SHOULD THINK AGAIN ABOUT PATENTING GENES - WE'LL TEST IT IN COURT ONE DAY AND MAKE THEM PAY.** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:58:42 2003

Message:
I have considered these matters at length.

At least as far as "Faster than light" projects are concerned 
then I see no reason on or off Earth why this should not be 
private venture. If you didn't want it that way then you should 
have paid me.

As far as helping medically, I simply can NEVER keep this under 
the auspices of a money-making company scheme. I think it is 
fair enough to say that you have been wasting my time ALL YEAR 
LONG over this financial issue and in between that time the 
alleviation of anyone's suffering did not include my help that's 
certain. 

I am FAR stronger in Physics than Medicine. Physics interests me 
more. Getting a research grant for "faster than light travel"? 
Doubt it! :) Don't you think that instead of me spending more 
weeks/months of selling hardware/books that my time could be 
better spent getting some serious reading on Medical matters 
done?

Maybe the answer is an extremely ill millionaire Physicist.

Spiritual teachings? They're even further off the agenda than 
the other two. Again it is the issue of payment. There is 
something immoral about the lack of it and I'm simply not having 
it. However, this probably will not be private venture either 
except for publishing deals which won't be much of a deal at 
all ..

I keep telling you to shove your 'economic revival' with very 
good reason.

From: Facts Finder
To: Laughing at America
Date: Wed Dec 17 17:38:37 2003

Message:
Hi, thanks for your info, here is my reply in CAPITAL letters

You seem to forget about Israel's attack on the Iraqi nuclear 
plant, which was unprovoked.

I DON'T AGREE, it is provoked and it was a precaution. Once it 
is build then Isreal will be attack. So why wait.

 You seem to forget about America's 
ship, the U.S.S.Liberty, which was attacked by Israel in the 6 
days war.

SORRY DID NOT READ ABOUT THIS, HAVE YOU GOT THE ARTICLE. 
APPRECIATE YOU SENT ME. THANKS

 This is not secret information: anyone can look this 
information up on the internet. Even YOU! Feel free also to look 
up the slaughter of Palistinian women and children by Israel's 
Sharon, which places him securely on the level of Saddam and 
Osama bin Laden! 

I DON'T CALL THAT SLAUGHTER WHEN THE MILITANTS THAT ISREAL IS 
AFTER ATTACK ON IT CITIZEN, ARE HIDING BEHIND OR ARE BEING 
PROTECTED BY THIS WOMAN AND CHILDREN. PALESTINIAN CHILDREN AS 
YOUNG AS 4 ARE BEING TAUGHT TO HATE ISREAL AND PROTECT THEIR 
MILITANTS. EACH TIME THERE IS CHANCE FOR PEACE, THERE WOULD BE 
SOME SUICIDE ATACK AND THE PEACE INTIATIVE WILL BE CALL OFF. THE 
PROBLEM IS NOT ALL THE MUSLIMS WILL AGREE TO HAVE PEACE WITH 
ISREAL. AMERICA ALSO STAND IN THEIR WAY AND PROTECT ISREAL 
EXISTENCE 

IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU'D CALL"PROTECTING 
ONESELF?" I, and many others around the planet, would love to 
see Israel pay for their unprovoked attacks on foreign nations,

YES THAT IS PROTECTING, IF ISREAL DO NOT STAND AND FIGHT, I 
DON'T THINK IT WILL BE STANDING TODAY. WE DON'T SEE ISREAL 
ATTACKING OTHER NATION EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT ARE HARBOURING OR 
SPONSORING THESE MILITANTS. WE DON'T SEE ISREAL ATTACKING OTHER 
RELIGIOUS BELIEVE MONUMENT IF NOT PROVOKE. ISREAL IS SURROUNDED 
BY MUSLIMS COUNTRIES WHO IS VERY AGAINST THEM.
 
and could care less How many Isrealis are killed by car bombs, 
or any other form of attack upon them.
If you choose to ignore the facts, that is your choice, but it 
happens to make a mockery of your screen name.

SORRY TO SAY, THAT WAS THE FACTS I HEAR AND SEE. IF YOU HAVE ANY 
OTHER AS THE ABOVE WHICH I ASK FOR, PLEASE LET ME READ THESE 
ARTICLE. I DO CARE ABOUT INNOCENT, NOT ONLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN 
THAT ARE BEING KILLED BUT ALL HUMAN KIND ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT 
TRYING TO WORK FOR PEACE AND HELPING IN HUMATARIAN AID BEING 
BOMB BY INNOCENT SUICIDE BOMBERS BRAIN WASHED BY POWER SEEKING 
INDIVIDUAL LIKE SADDAM AND MANY MORE USING THE NAME OF THEIR GOD 
TO WIN POPULARITY. SOME OF THEM ONCE THE HAVE THE POWER WILL 
MAKE THEIR PEOPLE WORSHIP THEM LIKE GOD.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.



From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE MEDICAL TEAM - SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A CRASH VICTIM AND IT IS ALL DOWN TO MY FINANCES.**
Date: Wed Dec 17 18:17:03 2003

Message:
Who I have seen specifically in the last four days:

(1) One nurse and one liason nurse at A & E.
(2) One G.P. - mine actually.
(3) One counseller at a Medical resource center.
(4) One psychiatrist and one community nurse.
(5) One dentist and one dental assistant.

All at different locations ..

Less specifically the staff of two hospitals one twice one 
thrice and the former on consecutive days ..

I also saw a partridge in a pear tree but it was a hallucination.


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS I WAS FORCED TO REDECLARE IT OR HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS.**
Date: Wed Dec 17 18:29:26 2003

Message:
Sorry! :)
Forgot.

(6) Two community home support team nurses. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **home support team nurses**
Subject: **IF I'M NOT THE DERBY ORACLE - WHO IS?**
Date: Wed Dec 17 18:38:58 2003

Message:
What did you think about that betting slip receipt? :)
Hands off Chinese betting cartels!
I'm hot property! :)
Well at least my body is - I guess finances to follow? LOL!!
I guess so yes!
Here they come now ... LOL!!
Yes! The finances! LOL!
About time too.
And now ..
Honolulu. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO CATCH THE DERBY ORACLE**
Date: Wed Dec 17 18:52:13 2003

Message:
Trail a very long electrical wire along the tops of the trees 
and aim CCTV at the stump.
Should do the trick.
Who or what is it exactly?
Recently we believed it to be a leprechaun.
How wrong we were .. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *1:5 William Hill and 1:4 Ladbrokes I recently recall, but how about Jesus coming back?** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 19:07:23 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Though I was predicting a White Christmas a few 
days ago I am now having second thoughts seeing that Helen is 
redeclaring it an' all.* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **FEBRUARY IS THE BETTER MONTH FOR SNOW - NOT SURE ABOUT HONOLULU THOUGH OR WHY IS IT THAT ALL BETS ARE OFF FOR THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST IN PERSON EXACTLY?** :)
Date: Wed Dec 17 19:10:43 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *How about a spread bet between the two of 
them then?* effect!!

Actually, why not try a "double"?

Just sort out which years you want and I guess you're away!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WEATHER PREDICTION**
Date: Wed Dec 17 19:15:51 2003

Message:
I suppose that if you can tear your eyes off Helen then the 
B.B.C. still has one or two minor practical uses .. :)
[She's only a computer graphic and a married another computer 
graphic. They have no graphical children and at a certain point 
will become deceased. R.I.P. or good riddance, not sure 
which. :)]
Over the years accuracy has been vastly improved with software 
and computers.
Did you miss that? :)
Over the years accuracy has been vastly improved with software 
and computers.
How may one improve upon the highly accurate short term weather 
prediction that we have currently?
Firstly, can the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of 
the planet be the root cause of a hurricane on the other side of 
the world later on?
What moron believes junk like that?
Nonetheless it would appear to be a serious postulate of Chaos 
theory.
Consider the melting ice caps:
Is it conceivable that continued melting will result in the 
scenario of ever increasing rate for melting?
Yes. This is the Atlantean scenario.
Now about that Ocean current and the Gulf Stream .. :)
I guess if it kicked in around then we'd attend to the Kingdom 
of the Ice Queen .. :)
Seriously though, improved weather speculations include 
recording the weather of other planets in the solar system and 
their relative positions as well as paying closer attention to 
solar flares, our magnetic field and various other phenomena.
You also need a brand new theory of Gravity. 

From: om/cf
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: South Park
Date: Wed Dec 17 23:22:59 2003

Message:
Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!


HELEN OF TROY ~~ With all that medical attention you mentioned, 
one may think your not long for this world?


Facts Finder ~~ Saddam crawling out of a dirt hole to be 
arrested - it doesn't get more appropriate than that! Saddam's 
breifcase yeilded a goldmine of info on the 'resistance' and 
raids and arrests are being conducted non-stop in Baghdad and 
the Sunni triangle and each arrest leads to more intel and more 
raids and arrests. The hill has been crested, it's all downhill 
now... There comes a point in any conflict like this where the 
outcome becomes clear and the defeated combatants involved start 
aligning themselves for their future advantage. I think we are 
at that point in Iraq and the future is the brightest it's been 
in thirty-five years for the Iraqi citizens.

Take care and God bless as always.

Good night all, and to all a good night.

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Cunt Boy
Date: Thu Dec 18 00:00:17 2003

Message:
The "new Jesus"? No Helen. You're the new hebephrenic 
pole-smoker. Thanks for being my punching bag.              
                          

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Date: Thu Dec 18 08:07:34 2003

Message:
From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Cunt Boy 
Date: Thu Dec 18 00:00:17 2003 
Message:
The "new Jesus"? No Helen. You're the new hebephrenic 
pole-smoker. Thanks for being my punching bag.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Did you ever consider the reality of HELL you insignificant 
little fucking SCUMBAG? :)
Do you know about your contribution in creating it you FUCKING 
SCUM?
Why don't you come along to Croydon and gaze upon my EXTREME 
BEAUTY in the meantime ant?
If you can afford the stretch limousine then it is a fucking 
miracle you fucking ANT!!
Rot in Hell you self-deluded UGLY piece of SHIT!!
Go take a look in the mirror you stupid, totally out of their 
depth fucking virus scumbag! LOL!!
Do that one for me cunt - get in front of the mirror and confirm 
your Beauty you little inferior SCUMBAG!!
Now DO IT!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: **om/cf**
Subject: **South Park**
Date: Thu Dec 18 08:17:13 2003

Message:
Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!


HELEN OF TROY ~~ With all that medical attention you mentioned, 
one may think your not long for this world?


Facts Finder ~~ Saddam crawling out of a dirt hole to be 
arrested - it doesn't get more appropriate than that! Saddam's 
breifcase yeilded a goldmine of info on the 'resistance' and 
raids and arrests are being conducted non-stop in Baghdad and 
the Sunni triangle and each arrest leads to more intel and more 
raids and arrests. The hill has been crested, it's all downhill 
now... There comes a point in any conflict like this where the 
outcome becomes clear and the defeated combatants involved start 
aligning themselves for their future advantage. I think we are 
at that point in Iraq and the future is the brightest it's been 
in thirty-five years for the Iraqi citizens.

Take care and God bless as always.

Good night all, and to all a good night.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes I am Helen of Troy and with all of that medical attention I 
am done ... ? :)
Yes! .. :)
Mind you, the *team* has so far failed to pay me ... ? :)
I think you should ... ? :)
Stupid fucking Canadians - I mean fuck 'em ... ? 
I mean I'm not trying to be sinister or nuthin' ... ?
YOU FUCKIN' SCUM ???
LOL!!
Yes!! The conflict ....
But have you done your Christmas shopping yet ... ?
Well have you you fucking SCUM ... ? :)
You know if you can't get that fuckin' mitt in the sales pre-
Xmas then I say FUCK IT!!
U fuckin' SCUM!! LOL!!!
U SCUM!! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: **om/cf**
Date: Thu Dec 18 08:26:37 2003

Message:
From: om/cf 
Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes well I DO trey you fucking scumbag .. ? LOL!!
I am Canadian!! LOL!!
Let's fuck! LMAO!!
[YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG!!] LMAO!!




From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Dec 18 08:35:27 2003

Message:
I have seen the try that psychiatrist again effect?

Fuck me!

Check out that mirror ...

Hmmm, must be the Starflower Oil.

Must be the Starflower Oil.

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Thu Dec 18 10:08:42 2003

Message:
Good morning Helen. 

Fuck you and fuck off.

:)                         

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 18 03:51:33 2003

Message:
morning has broken, 
all over my yolk-filled socks,
my customary dog does not know what time of the tree it is.

From: HELEN OF TROY, DOLE, BOYS, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE - ALL THE SAME TO ME!
To: **the foot in your ass**
Subject: **Helen of Little Boys**
Date: Thu Dec 18 13:47:09 2003

Message:
Good morning Helen. 

Fuck you and fuck off.

:)                         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Um, No?

Wait!
I get it!
You're my shrink aren't you?
I knew it.
No I did. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHITE CHRISTMAS - LONDON?**
Date: Thu Dec 18 13:50:53 2003

Message:
Nah! Forget it ..
If you were smart like me you didn't bet on that one ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **POLE DANCERS, LONDON**
Date: Thu Dec 18 13:54:43 2003

Message:
Fuck off you fucking CUNTS!!
How's that for your self esteem?
Here's your money.
Now fuck off! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **The diagnostic properties of rheumatoid arthritis antibodies recognizing a cyclic citrullinated peptide.**
Date: Thu Dec 18 13:55:56 2003

Message:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?
cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10643712&dopt=Abstract

'.. aggressive antirheumatic therapy in an early phase of the 
disease ..'

Hmm, now about that blood donation .. :)

'Cause it looks like I got you the cure.

Question is ..

Who's gonna pay for it?

The question is punk ..

Is that you? :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Um, there is no cure?**
Date: Thu Dec 18 13:59:11 2003

Message:
http://www.andrews.edu/NUFS/arthritis.html

There is no cure.

Hand over the money.

There is NO cure. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL .. ** :)
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:02:04 2003

Message:
http://www.homestead.com/narcissism/

I guess I got that way because of my genes?
I'll stare at the mirror again and proclaim to the bitches ..
You're done! :)
I'm going to get Space-Bitch now - you infantile stupid women do 
not interest me ... yawn!
Duh!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE TRUTH CONCERNING WOMEN**
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:09:06 2003

Message:
I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY BLOOD**
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:18:07 2003

Message:
There will be NO change on this issue.
The only way to get that 470 ml is to pay 50000 pounds Sterling 
up front.
I agree that it doesn't sound fair to many.
It is however a low price for what it is and the beneficial 
things that can be done with it.
It is of course exceptional.
There is no point beating about the bush.
Get that cheque written out and send it along.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT I DID TODAY SO FAR**
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:26:50 2003

Message:
I justifiably threatened the Inland Revenue and Croydon Council 
on site with the appropriate legal action.
I went to the Central Library.
I went to the main Police Station looking for photo-fits.
I warned criminals to keep the Hell away because if I see you 
and recognise you then have no doubt that I'll dial 999.
I announced that my rheumatoid arthritis was cured whilst 
shopping.
I went to the principal local hospital and left a follow up note 
for the staff at A & E.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MAYDAY MANAGEMENT YOU MIGHT WELL GET SUED AT SOME UNDISCLOSED DATE IN THE FUTURE.**
Date: Thu Dec 18 19:35:02 2003

Message:
If I took the witness stand I'd just say the Truth. The fact 
that nobody has paid me - certainly not up to today that is for 
sure - myself apparently your Lord and Saviour, literally turned 
me insane. I am getting better now despite this fact. At the 
same time all these people in wheelchairs and homeless people 
have been asking for my help but I have only really been 
concerned by my finances because they have been in such an 
appalling state. It is not that they are 'appalling' it is 
simply that they are 'appalling' for someone of my status. On 
that basis if I asked Mayday management a while back for some 
finances then this was a justifiable action. I would have 
singled them out because I planned (and still do) to help with 
medical matters and to be first rate.

So the grounds for individuals to sue are these: it would have 
to be demonstrable that my lack of finances and the fact that 
management did not pay me even when I specifically asked them to 
caused lives to be lost or needless suffering ... Maybe my 
medical career will be starting right around then?

Because we deal with the N.H.S. I think it is likelier that 
private suits are taken out against individuals so that the bill 
is landed squarely with them. The health minister will also get 
sued. So you see whether I sue anyone or not is quite beside the 
point because the wheels are set in motion towards this effect 
and there is nothing you or I can do about it. Probably middle 
management will escape the brunt of the legal impact and this 
will be a hierarchial thing.

Now a couple of days ago I asked St. George's hospital for 50000 
pounds Sterling. Again I feel asking for this money is 
justifiable. If I find money by other means then I'll take the 
price tag off but again I feel that if you dither then a 
similiar fate awaits you as awaits Mayday management.

The legal argument that states that 'we were unaware he asked us 
for money' will not wash even though I have not made any formal 
request for it. For example all it requires is for a 
gastroenterologist to saunter over to management offices around 
midnight and examine and backup the internet cache ... ;)
Try and guess which site they will be backing up proof of 
visitation ... :)
Anyway, there are plentiful witnesses.

Ideally I would have been properly sponsored years ago. We 
cannot turn back the clock. It demonstrates to me your 
fundamental weakness and demonstrates to me my strength.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LIVING OPPOSITE MAYDAY HOSPITAL**
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:10:18 2003

Message:
Sorry if you [management] get singled out.
I guess you've got bad karma or something like that. :)
Maybe you could change your identity and get the Hell out?
Dunno. LOL!!
I guess it's not funny really.
Still .. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MAD COW'S DISEASE**
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:16:21 2003

Message:
I'm still working on Jodie Foster's case.
I'll let you know.
I can tell you that it had a terrible emotional impact on her 
when I diagnosed her over the 'bugging rig'. LOL!!
I have a syringe somewhere, a microscope I no longer own and 
Jodie and Sarah ripped off stethoscopes apparently over the road.
It was this event specifically that led to the positive result.
Cause and effect - only Spiritually. :)

From:
To: ALL!!!!!!
Subject: THE MENTALLY ILL CAN SURE TELL SOME TALES, CAN"T THEY?
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:26:00 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THE TRUTH CONCERNING WOMEN** 
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:09:06 2003 
Message:
I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR REAL INVESTMENT**
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:21:48 2003

Message:
Yes well I've discussed this with investors in Geneva and 
generally have agreement. By the way that really is the 'legal 
agreement' I posted up as it presently stands so some 
modification is doubtless required. What I need presently is 
finances so I can produce Physics theory. Whether we reach 
agreement or not is up to them in the end because the proposal 
of 'faster than light travel' though very attractive sounds 
incredibly hard to pull off. It also runs contrary to Einstein's 
relativity but I am not happy with some of his theory anyway. 
Personally I think it is more rather than less likely on balance 
that this is achievable but if it is not then I suppose I could 
devote more time to medical matters than before. If I can't come 
up with the theory within a couple of years I'll pack it in and 
concentrate on medicine. This would be private money and the 
venture necessarily private too. If I had to use a particle 
accelerator like the one at C.E.R.N. then it would probably come 
about that a new theory would be made publicly available but the 
hardware spinoffs would not. I expect we'd float a company at 
some point and it is right around then that the R.O.I. really 
begins to take off ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE MENTALLY ILL CAN SURE TELL SOME TALES, CAN"T THEY?**
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:43:59 2003

Message:
I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe you are hospital management you fucking idiot?
How exactly do you derive amusement here you pulverised fucking 
egoless clown?
Explain me. :)
You know I am not entirely convinced there are 'fine women.'
What's your opinion clown?

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:42:50 2003

Message:
Fourteen of the twenty-one posts today so far have been posted by 
you. Without exception they're all meaningless, rambling drivel. 
It appears possible that you're smoking "medicinal crack". Your 
narcissism (that means extreme and exaggerated self importance, 
Helen) and histrionics are as prolific as the dead cells in your 
cerebral cortex. You need to end your suffering. Since it takes 
approx. 1/50th of one second for a pain signal to register, you 
should look into jumping off of a very tall building. You'll 
never feel a thing.                   

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Date: Thu Dec 18 21:06:02 2003

Message:
From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Little Boys 
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:42:50 2003 
Message:
Fourteen of the twenty-one posts today so far have been posted 
by 
you. Without exception they're all meaningless, rambling drivel. 
It appears possible that you're smoking "medicinal crack". Your 
narcissism (that means extreme and exaggerated self importance, 
Helen) and histrionics are as prolific as the dead cells in your 
cerebral cortex. You need to end your suffering. Since it takes 
approx. 1/50th of one second for a pain signal to register, you 
should look into jumping off of a very tall building. You'll 
never feel a thing.                   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Did it ever occur to you that I am not suffering? Don't believe 
everything you read on the internet. Do you really think I care 
about what I write here? If I want to spend a couple of hours a 
day writing up onto the internet then why not - it's a free 
country and this is an uncensored board. I am just wondering why 
a creep like you seems to think it is their mission in life to 
write up what they hope are inflammatory remarks but are less 
than ineffectual. Did you ever consider that I know about 
narcissism already and don't need to be lectured to by an 
insignificant prick like yourself? You're a jackass whose only 
way of coming to terms with their shitty life [by the way anyone 
can tell that you are single - because you are just plain ugly 
in all departments and not by design] is trying to get at 
others. I can read more into your pathetic posts - we all know 
now about your drug addiction. Why don't you tell us some more 
you little fucking punk?

From:
To: Helen Of Hopelessness
Date: Thu Dec 18 23:04:10 2003

Message:
Maybe you are hospital management you fucking idiot?
How exactly do you derive amusement here you pulverised fucking 
egoless clown?
Explain me. :)
You know I am not entirely convinced there are 'fine women.'
What's your opinion clown?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

My opinion?
YOU ARE A MORONIC, FOOLISH CLOWN!

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Thu Dec 18 22:59:28 2003

Message:
Look who's talking about "inflammatory remarks"! You really ought 
to hold yourself to the same standard that you hold others to. 
Yet another indication of your narcissism. I pointed out that 
your verbiose rantings are an indications of your narcissism, 
and I maintain that I'm right. People like you are so toxic that 
they seldom have friends, and then they end up doing things like 
posting 15 messages on a message board in a single day, similar 
to a lonely individual talking to himself as a means of coping 
with his loneliness and social isolation. Despite my efforts to 
the contrary, I actually feel sorry for you.

But only a little.                  

From: Everyone on the board
To: the foot in your ass
Date: Thu Dec 18 23:36:02 2003

Message:
Thank you for counting all the posts!
We need someone here who has no life, that can produce all this 
useless information!
And you are just the man for the job!
We can all see that you're pontificating!
...and that YOU are the narcissist!
And now, with that being said, isn't it time for you to go into 
one your homosexual rants?

From: Helen of Troy
To: **the foot in your ass**
Date: Fri Dec 19 09:02:52 2003

Message:
Look who's talking about "inflammatory remarks"! You really 
ought 
to hold yourself to the same standard that you hold others to. 
Yet another indication of your narcissism. I pointed out that 
your verbiose rantings are an indications of your narcissism, 
and I maintain that I'm right. People like you are so toxic that 
they seldom have friends, and then they end up doing things like 
posting 15 messages on a message board in a single day, similar 
to a lonely individual talking to himself as a means of coping 
with his loneliness and social isolation. Despite my efforts to 
the contrary, I actually feel sorry for you.

But only a little.                  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Do you know you little yapping cur, I am not entirely convinced 
that I should bother addressing scum like you anymore ..
We all think your 'narcissist' theme is funny as Hell by the way.
Since Afghani Government is not particularly topical currently 
then consider very occasionally making a statement say about 
Iraq otherwise take a fucking hike you little fucking cunt boy!
Granted. I post junk.
However, sometimes I do make political statements.
For example:
'Fuck you Bush & Blair'
Did you read that you little fucking cunt?
It is not that I am anti-Western it is simply that I don't think 
that those people had a proper motive for going to war against 
Iraq.
Are you paying attention you stupid little fuck because I am 
making political statements you dumbass?
There are no WMD's this is the problem.
They said there were.
Therefore they are liars.
In any case Blair has become extremely unpopular due to his 
wholesale affiliation with the Bush administration earlier on 
this year.
Got any additional comments you stupid little fucking cunt-boy? 

From: Domino Effect
To: Those that laugh at America
Subject: Libya
Date: Fri Dec 19 18:30:56 2003

Message:
Here is another one, Qadaffi just caved in. Libya want's OFF 
the shit list. He want's to restore relations with the US, give 
up his WMD, Turn over all information he has on Terrorists, and 
return to a good relationship with the United States. I would 
say, they are falling like Dominos..He He He
Laugh at that...HaHaHaHa
Maybe we have scared the shit out of some folks :-)
 

From: Laughing at america
To: Domino Effect
Date: Fri Dec 19 18:36:19 2003

Message:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you mean "THE SUPERPOWER" Libya?
Or do you mean the Libya that the rest of us know about: The 
third-world-has-been that no one has given a fuck about for the 
last 15 years? But thanks! That's BIG news!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I WILL REMAIN RESIDENT IN U.K.**
Date: Fri Dec 19 21:34:23 2003

Message:
http://www.alfayed.com/details.asp?aid=134

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

On balance I have decided to stay in the U.K.
I doubt I shall change my mind again.
If I need a particle accelerator then I'll just ferry myself 
over to Geneva on EasyJet or something similiar ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MUSTARD GAS AND AMERICAN DEFENCE SITES - WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?**
Date: Fri Dec 19 21:36:44 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3336109.stm

Quoting:

*According to US estimates, Libya had made its greatest strides 
with chemical weapons, producing about 100 tons of mustard gas 
and nerve agents in the 1980s at a plant in Rabta. The plant is 
now believed to be inactive. 

But a recent CIA report said "Tripoli still appeared to be 
working toward an offensive CW (chemical warfare) capability and 
eventual indigenous production".* 

Try:

Roberts JJ, Warwick GP. 
1963. Studies of the mode of action of alkylating agents--VI. 
The metabolism of bis-2-chloroethyl sulphide (mustard gas) and 
related compounds. Biochemical Pharmacology 12:1329 1334. 
 
That might help you out. :)

From: the foot in your ass
To: asshole Helen of Little Boys
Date: Fri Dec 19 22:56:33 2003

Message:
Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die.          
                                       

From: HeadsOnPikes
To: TROY IN HELEN
Date: Fri Dec 19 23:48:22 2003

Message:
On balance I have decided to stay in the U.K.
I doubt I shall change my mind again.
If I need a particle accelerator then I'll just ferry myself 
over to Geneva on EasyJet or something similiar ..
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Really?!! No kidding?!! Who gives a fuck??

From:
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: the foot in your ass
Date: Sat Dec 20 02:19:54 2003

Message:
Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly 
have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Helen....look at how bad you've the little boy off!
He's crying Soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!
He must be tired.
Maybe he hasn't had his nappypoo!         

From: foot
To: Helen
Date: Sat Dec 20 02:55:00 2003

Message:
Projecting your infantilism, eh? Novel. Very novel.      
                                  
                        

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 04:53:37 2003

Message:
I hope another terrist attack comes soon! I cant wait to see 
more dead americans. its not enough to see them coming back in 
body bags! Go Osama Go osama!
Al Quiada kicks @ss!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Subject: **GAZE ON THE BEAUTY OF CHRIST**
Date: Sat Dec 20 06:50:05 2003

Message:
Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly 
have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Helen....look at how bad you've the little boy off!
He's crying Soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!
He must be tired.
Maybe he hasn't had his nappypoo!         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay you little fucking CRAP MERCHANT.
As I stated earlier you are simply some faggot who not only 
accomplishes the role of 'dumb' but also does a good job 
with 'off the rails'.
Those people all bow down to me ...
Do you know you piece of shit, that if I was going to be 
objective about this then I would start by looking for material 
evidence of my status?
Now why don't you take a flying leap into Hell just as you 
deserve you little meaningless cunt boy?
Sucks to be you but you are some GENETICALLY INFERIOR fucking 
moron who is going nowhere fast.
I think the point here is that whatever you do just don't let on 
that I am Christ.
Also, let's have some Hellbound faggoty little fuckhead make his 
little Hellbounding stupid fucking comments so that we can laugh 
at this fuck as he descends into Hell.
You little fucking cunt-boy!! LOL!!

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 07:02:08 2003

Message:
Roberts JJ, Warwick GP. 
1963. Studies of the mode of action of alkylating agents--VI. 
The metabolism of bis-2-chloroethyl sulphide (mustard gas) and 
related compounds. Biochemical Pharmacology 12:1329 1334. 
 
That might help you out. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
DUH!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON BALANCE FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE**
Date: Sat Dec 20 07:05:49 2003

Message:
The reasons at this point derive from Psychology.
I don't think that this is particularly good in the way 
of 'material evidence'.
Nonetheless, this is better than nothing.
Let me make clear to yourselves that a major part for my recent 
Vision incorporated this possibility.
I cannot offer absolute proof - we have to actually do this to 
provide this.
I personally think that this is accomplishable within 4 - 5 
years.
i.e. within that time period specifically we can build a space 
vessel that goes faster than light.
Indeed I believe that we can get one together that goes MANY 
times faster ..
I'll be talking to some investors later on today.
I'll let you know what they have decided ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Subject: **ROT IN HELL YOU POLITICAL HEADS OF STATE - BUT WE WITNESS THE SHIT YOU PULL AND WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE - YOU FUCKING SCUM.**
Date: Sat Dec 20 07:27:26 2003

Message:
For you I am your Nightmare.
You little fucking CUNT BOY!
Now why don't you find a good method of suicide?
You little fucking CUNT BOY! LMAO!
[Funniest shit ever! Get your respectiver razor blade out you 
little fucking CUNT BOY! LMAO!]
Lemme guess one sec. who you are .. ?
LMAO! Political scum!
Yeppers! That's right folks!
We got ourselves some big game to take down into Hell .. LMAO!! 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 07:33:02 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I was born yesterday* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
Date: Sat Dec 20 07:37:18 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3313637.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Send hate mail.
Best thing to do.
Send your poisoned letters along to Tony Blair.
I'm sending one and it declares this fuck is going into Hell.
I'll just lick that stamp, paste it down and shove it through 
the pill box aperture ..
**For Crimes against Humanity**
I'm going to include that exact prior statement ..

From:
To: Helen the Beggar
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003

Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna rot .. ** LOL!!
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003

Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:42:16 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I sense that the political machinery is not 
working properly anymore and indeed yes, Hell is a Reality* 
effect!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **Blair & Bush**
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:44:08 2003

Message:
In due time I shall be making love with the most beautiful women 
in the World.
I'm only 10 years old however in the meantime why don't you go 
gaze at your shitty reflections and contemplate suicide you 
motherfucking morons? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **Blair & Bush**
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:46:19 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Why did you take the bait and suck on the 
cock of God you infantile fucking morons?* effect!! LOL!!

From:
To: HELEN OF TEARS
Subject: BEGGING FOR SCRAPS, AS HE TRIES TO PEDDLE HIS TRASH! LOL!!!
Date: Sat Dec 20 10:18:06 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Date: Sat Dec 20 18:56:25 2003

Message:
From: 
To: HELEN OF TEARS 
Subject: BEGGING FOR SCRAPS, AS HE TRIES TO PEDDLE HIS TRASH! 
LOL!!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 10:18:06 2003 
Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Buddy. How do I put this to you?
I'm the new messiah and you are a fool?

Do you have any comments on WMD's?
Do you have anything worth saying at all?
Get a fucking life! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TATE MODERN**
Date: Sat Dec 20 19:05:29 2003

Message:
Don't panic too much! :)
You still got ya money! LOL!!
Anyway, for copyright purposes I thought I'd datestamp the 
following idea:
A large pendulum down the center of the main interior room which 
used to house the machinery is a splendid idea because of the 
concave floor.
I do like the building .. :)

N.I. JC 68 25 58 C

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **INLAND REVENUE PERSONALISED SUING SERVICES AT THE READY ARMED & DANGEROUS.**
Date: Sat Dec 20 19:08:11 2003

Message:
Do you really think you should be sending debt collectors round 
to seize goods to the tune of 6000+ pounds Sterling when I don't 
owe you a penny? 
You are complete fucking maniacs.
Hellbound fuckers.
I'll write you a letter later and you can write one back to me 
explaining why you feel it is so necessary that I fill in a tax 
assessment form for a tax year during which I was under P.A.Y.E.
That is so funny you threatening me with court.
I'm going to find out who all the responsible little fuckballs 
are and send them along their court summons.
I'm going to ruin you in every possible way - physically, 
mentally, reputation-wise - I'll fuck you into Hell too.
Later assholes.

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF TROY (shitgobbler)
Subject: Yer ass is on FIRE
Date: Sat Dec 20 19:15:26 2003

Message:
"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"

You are the green puss that infects the tick, that feeds on the 
leach, that sucks the lifeblood out of this world. You are a 
parasite, a blood sucker, an infectious virus, a lazy uneducated 
oaf that sucks off the teat of society. You are lower than the 
bacteria that feeds off whale shit at the bottom of the ocean. 

You are like the small balls of excrement that my dog 
desparately tries to scrape off his bum by dragging his rear 
across the lawn. You aren't fit for the dog pile, it sheds 
itself of you on it's way out. I can relate, as you desparately 
try to hang on with your pathetic and inane posts while we all 
attempt to scrape you off our rear ends with wit and wisdom. 

You are a poisonous slug, half-wittedly slinking along, leaving 
your slime trail wherever you go. You are the stinging stench 
that rises from the cesspool of pig waste. You are death to all 
intelligent thought. You are a dark hole of ignorance and 
stupidity, not being able to parrot much more than 'Palo loves 
you'. How repetitive. How utterly uncreative. How worthless. 

I tire of you. You are nothing but a pest, begging to be swatted 
night after night, begging to relive the physical and mental 
abuse you grew up with, and now so crave you can't sleep without 
it. You are a masochist, no doubt typing with one hand while 
breathlessly reading my account of you. So pathetic and sexually 
deranged that you don't even want to seek help for your own self-
abuse which you so desparately bate others into inflicting on 
you. 

Like a cancer, you are the boil growing on the oozing putrid 
pustule on the gangrenous ass of humanity.


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 19:19:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Who was that crummy scumbag who failed my 
former girlfriend her entitlement to Tax Inspector role and in 
that classroom full of duncecaps?* effect!!

We'll be finding out later.

But why stop with one when you can have two? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **Shut your festering gob, you tit!**
Date: Sat Dec 20 19:23:36 2003

Message:
You are the green puss that infects the tick, that feeds on the 
leach, that sucks the lifeblood out of this world. You are a 
parasite, a blood sucker, an infectious virus, a lazy uneducated 
oaf that sucks off the teat of society. You are lower than the 
bacteria that feeds off whale shit at the bottom of the ocean. 

You are like the small balls of excrement that my dog 
desparately tries to scrape off his bum by dragging his rear 
across the lawn. You aren't fit for the dog pile, it sheds 
itself of you on it's way out. I can relate, as you desparately 
try to hang on with your pathetic and inane posts while we all 
attempt to scrape you off our rear ends with wit and wisdom. 

You are a poisonous slug, half-wittedly slinking along, leaving 
your slime trail wherever you go. You are the stinging stench 
that rises from the cesspool of pig waste. You are death to all 
intelligent thought. You are a dark hole of ignorance and 
stupidity, not being able to parrot much more than 'Palo loves 
you'. How repetitive. How utterly uncreative. How worthless. 

I tire of you. You are nothing but a pest, begging to be swatted 
night after night, begging to relive the physical and mental 
abuse you grew up with, and now so crave you can't sleep without 
it. You are a masochist, no doubt typing with one hand while 
breathlessly reading my account of you. So pathetic and sexually 
deranged that you don't even want to seek help for your own self-
abuse which you so desparately bate others into inflicting on 
you. 

Like a cancer, you are the boil growing on the oozing putrid 
pustule on the gangrenous ass of humanity.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
And that's your opinion of Jesus is it?
Actually, I feel just dandy! :)
But thanks for your bizarre melange of insults, sickening 
descriptions and ill-placed pop psychology.

From:
To: Helen of the Beggarvilles
Subject: hmmmmn.....never see a picture of richard warwick and Stu Barret together.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmn
Date: Sat Dec 20 20:35:02 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **the foot in your ass** 
Date: Sat Dec 20 18:56:25 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: HELEN OF TEARS 
Subject: BEGGING FOR SCRAPS, AS HE TRIES TO PEDDLE HIS TRASH! 
LOL!!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 10:18:06 2003 
Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Buddy. How do I put this to you?
I'm the new messiah and you are a fool?

Do you have any comments on WMD's?
Do you have anything worth saying at all?
Get a fucking life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Buddy. You don't seem to know!
I've got a job, while you're on the dole!

You don't seem to care that you are a beggar,
You're not the messiah, but more like a fakir.

So have a gooooooooooooooood drown,
as ya, go down.....all alone.
Dragged down, by the stone.
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **ANACONDA SHOW**
Date: Sat Dec 20 20:22:38 2003

Message:
I do a great Audrey Hepburn impression.
Why stop with one when you can have two?
I need to do this.
It is essential.
Don't argue.
The mission won't work properly unless I impersonate this woman.
I'm looking for a body double ..
Who's doing Cary Grant?
Jodie Foster volunteered but she is mad .. :)
Anyway, we're taking over your show.
You'll see! ;)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Date: Sat Dec 20 20:51:13 2003

Message:
Buddy. You don't seem to know!
I've got a job, while you're on the dole!

You don't seem to care that you are a beggar,
You're not the messiah, but more like a fakir.

So have a gooooooooooooooood drown,
as ya, go down.....all alone.
Dragged down, by the stone.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I don't CARE WHAT YOU THINK you stupid fucking SCUM!!
Now just FUCK OFF!!
However, I AM the messiah.
Oh wow! You got yourself a job!!
Wow! That is just like fucking amazing!
Like that is just INCREDIBLE.
You're going down in History for that.
A job!
The guy has got himself a JOB.
Hats off to him!
A job!
Mindblowing. LOL!!

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF TROY of Bob, of Joe, etc.
Subject: Scum Like U
Date: Sat Dec 20 22:48:13 2003

Message:
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost 
in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect 
your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, 
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold 
that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have 
more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly 
in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? 

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous 
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are 
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. 
You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, 
drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You 
remind me of drool. 

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the 
personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are 
asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. 
You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy 
lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You 
grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted 
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You 
gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole 
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry 
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-
mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-
clawed flirt-gill. 

From: NORTH_SIDE_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 20 23:04:49 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Shove the Shakespearean shit right down Helen's 
throat* effect!! LMAO!! Encore, ENCORE!!

Thou tottering ill-nurtured skainsmate!

Thou lumpish ill-breeding flax-wench!

Thou beslubbering sheep-biting ratsbane!

Thou vain spur-galled scut!

Thou roguish motley-minded harpy!

Thou venomed clay-brained malt-worm!




From: Foot
To: Helen
Date: Sat Dec 20 23:17:35 2003

Message:
A generic "fuck you".                      

From:
To: Foot
Date: Sun Dec 21 09:27:02 2003

Message:
YOU'RE A PEARL GIRL.

From: Foot
To:
Date: Mon Dec 22 01:08:34 2003

Message:
>giggle!<           

From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Mon Dec 22 01:16:57 2003

Message:
Congratulation to peace, lets see more leaders acting like what 
Libya leader is doing. It is good this will give the world some 
hope that. It is thumb up for all muslims around the world. I 
believe everyone has their arm stretch wide open to welcome this.

God bless all of us.

From: Foot
To: Helen
Date: Mon Dec 22 12:49:41 2003

Message:
Bitch.                     

From:
To:
Date: Mon Dec 22 12:49:41 2003

Message:
Helen is having his .                         

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **NORTH_SIDE_DUDE**
Date: Mon Dec 22 19:03:30 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Shove the Shakespearean shit right down Helen's 
throat* effect!! LMAO!! Encore, ENCORE!!

Thou tottering ill-nurtured skainsmate!

Thou lumpish ill-breeding flax-wench!

Thou beslubbering sheep-biting ratsbane!

Thou vain spur-galled scut!

Thou roguish motley-minded harpy!

Thou venomed clay-brained malt-worm!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
WTF? LOL!!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Dec 22 19:05:19 2003

Message:
Helen is having his .                         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No. Actually, it is the bleeding electricity supply.
I guess that if you have a handful of budget keys and none of 
them can credit the goddamn thing that I shall feign ignorance 
and just get rid of Emergency Services A.S.A.P.
Will try again tomorrow, hope in the meantime the building don't 
explode ..
Goodnight. :)

From:
To: Helen
Date: Mon Dec 22 22:19:01 2003

Message:
Roger.  Out.                    

From:
To:
Date: Mon Dec 22 22:19:01 2003

Message:
? effect                         

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I DECIDE TO FILL IN ADDITIONAL CRACKS WITH POLYFILLA.**
Date: Tue Dec 23 12:26:44 2003

Message:
Day 2.
Electricity back up.
Thermostat gone?
Over & out.

From: donkeyKnutz
To: Helen's a Ploy
Subject: ringing in the changling
Date: Tue Dec 23 13:00:17 2003

Message:
That's funny Polly told me she used her old wooden strap-on to 
fill you in.

From: Woodbitch
To: Whoever owns this site
Subject: Googlewhack
Date: Tue Dec 23 17:20:49 2003

Message:
Hey, did u know you site is a googewhack? Haemophillia chump! 
Well done to you Mr. Haemophillia Chump, you are now officially 
a googlewhack! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS** :)
Date: Tue Dec 23 19:57:00 2003

Message:
Day 3 of mission.
I think I rise from the grave - not sure.
Still, if I'm going to fill in those cracks then I need to be 
physically interactive.
All quiet on the bugging rig, am watching "The Insider".
That rum is good.
You are all fools you fucking morons.
Over & out. :)

From: om/cf
To: all
Subject: Merry Christmas you buncha puss filled ass pimples!
Date: Tue Dec 23 21:55:38 2003

Message:
I have established the terrorism color of the day as -- dark 
brown. This is based on the amount of ass kissing 'chatter' I 
picked up on at the company Christmas <s>party</s> goatfuck 
today. Joy to the World, the King has Cum!

From:
To: Foot
Date: Tue Dec 23 23:01:07 2003

Message:
Helen is a bitch.                                          

From:
To: Foot
Date: Tue Dec 23 23:05:10 2003

Message:
Helen is still a bitch five seconds later.                      

From:
To:
Date: Tue Dec 23 23:06:08 2003

Message:
Going to Dearborn to kick Al Qaida ass. Can I bring you anything 
from the store?                    

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BLACK MAGIC OR ONE DEAD CORGI LATER - GOOD??** LMAO!!
Date: Wed Dec 24 07:56:52 2003

Message:
I'm off to give blood .. ?
I will use this act to sexually vampirise you .. ?
You are fucking morons .. ?
I told Stowe to fuck off .. ?
Sounds about right to me. :)
Fuck off Stowe!
Take your bugging rig and shove it up your ass .. ?
[Those Turkish virgins are groovy .. ?]
Take a hike morons .. ?
Lest I forget .. ?
Merry Christmas .. ?

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To:
Subject: Some Cheery Christmas Lyrics YO WARM THE FUCKING COCKLES OF YOUR BLACK FUCKING HEARTS :-)
Date: Wed Dec 24 08:44:54 2003

Message:
Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day 

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way 

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown 

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way 

  

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain 

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today 

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you 

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun 

  

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its 
sinking 

And racing around to come up behind you again 

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you re older 

Shorter of breath and ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

  

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find time 

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled 
lines 

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way 

The time has gone, the song is over, thought I d something more 
to say

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To:
Subject: Another Royally FUCKED UP CHRISTMAS!
Date: Wed Dec 24 09:04:56 2003

Message:
Queen's corgi killed by daughter's dog (ROFLMFAO!)

NORFOLK, England, Dec. 24 (UPI) -- Britain's royal family has 
been shaken by the violent killing of the queen's favorite 
corgi, Pharos, by Princess Anne's bull terrier, the London Sun 
said Wednesday.

The lethal attack by the English bull terrier, Dottie, happened 
Monday afternoon as the royals gathered for Christmas at 
Sandringham in Norfolk. 

Anne arrived with Dottie, the dog that mauled two children last 
year, leading to the prosecution of the princess, and her other 
bull terrier, Eglantyne. 

As the door was opened by a servant, the queen's corgis raced 
down the main staircase to greet Anne. Dottie lunged at Pharos, 
the queen's oldest corgi, savaging its hind legs and breaking 
one in three places. 

The queen, who is recovering from a knee operation, heard the 
commotion and hobbled downstairs. 

A royal insider said the 77-year-old monarch, who has had Pharos 
for more than a decade, was ^^"absolutely devastated."^^

From: Humor Break
To: al-Qaeda
Subject: ES, FOAD
Date: Wed Dec 24 19:03:56 2003

Message:
An al-Qaeda sandnigger, feeling 
depressed for not murdering anyone 
for the past 24 hours, went to his 
therapist and sat on the floor.

"Infidel doctor," he moaned, "I think I'm 
in love with my goat."

"Hmmm," said the therapist. "Is your 
goat male or female?"

"Male!!!!" screamed the sandnigger, 
reaching for his AK47. "You think I like 
women or something?!!!"

***

Their hijacked plane crashed into the 
ocean and the two al-Qaeda faggot 
hijackers were swimming to shore.

Imam, the slower swimmer, fell behind 
and was attacked by a shark, losing his 
legs.

"Grab hold of my neck, Imam," said 
Mohammed, "and I'll save you." They 
resumed struggling toward shore.

The shark attacked again and took off 
both of Imam's arms at the shoulder.

Finally reaching land they collapsed on 
the sand. "Man," gasped Mohammed, 
"I'm fucked!"

"I know," winked Imam. "That was the 
only way I could hold on."

From: BAR
To: al-Qaeda niggers
Subject: Your Buck-Toothed Nigger is Dead
Date: Wed Dec 24 21:21:31 2003

Message:
Osama bin Laden, kidneys dying, 
pissing in his bloomers, in pain, walks 
into a doctor's office, colostomy bag 
dripping Islamic pig-shit.  

The doc pulls one dozen long-
stemmed roses from the buck-toothed 
sandnigger faggot's asshole.

"Where the fuck did these come 
from?"

"I don't know," says the Islamic faggot 
punk homosexual cocksucker. "What 
does the little card say?" 

From: American soldiers stationed in Iraq, who will never see another Christmas with their family, will never return home alive.
To: BAR
Date: Wed Dec 24 23:29:42 2003

Message:
Yuk,yuk,yuk

From: Muslim
To: Americans
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
Sorry guys
I feel sorry for you little creatures thinking your selves as God. Open 
your eyes every days 100s of Americans are dieing in normal life and what 
will happen to these little creatures after death? only Allah know. I 
will see you all after death. Try to understand other people. be friends 
and stop showing off. It is true you are strong but you live in 5% of 
this earth that is 0.000000000000000000000000000001 of the Universe that 
Allah created. Imagen the creator of this huge Universe can do anything 
to all of you any time and where and how he wants.
    Remember!!!!!! Any day the life can be Ended if Allah wnats and 
there will be a disaster for non bleavers.
    I hope soon you will understand you mistakes.

From: Foot
To: Muslim
Date: Thu Dec 25 05:10:39 2003

Message:
Backdate: Bin Laden, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, et al, are proof that 
Islam's reformation is long overdue. "Religion of peace", Helen's 
ass!                    

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WE NEED TO BUILD DOOMSDAY BOMBS PROBABLY**
Date: Thu Dec 25 10:32:04 2003

Message:
Merry Christmas. :)
I have it that I only incarnated a couple of times.
If we can prove the existence of another physical universe then 
all of my other incarnations occurred there.
Then they all merged together leaving two or three maximum and 
thank God - no knowledge of all the other ones.
If we can prove the existence of billions of such universes then 
it seems possible that your disembodied spirits are potentially 
about to do that merging thing as formerly described.
I think it is a kind of purifying Fire - hence rather unpleasant.
We cannot evolve because Evolution is genetically dead in the 
water.
You know that 'stud farming' (LOL!!) stuff and/or the gene 
therapy could never work in a million years.
Alternatively, you could continue to 'play God' by using Science 
to manipulate those genetic traits to suit the whims of the 
parents and the values of their respective (Western) society.
You can pit your Scientific minds against human evolution and 
ultimately God but that does not mean that what your are doing 
is ethically sound - in fact, it would appear to indicate the 
contrary.
I adhere to the view that the genes are a physical 
representation of the events of an individual's life down to 
a 'T'.
However, I do not think that the picture is complete with the 
physical genes and that part of the ways that these events are 
almost completely preordained is simply not materially evident.
Like it or loathe it? :)
Therefore I think that Newton was more or less correct and that 
most things are predetermined and that freewill is negligible.
If you've got extraordinarily good genes then you know this and 
you are not taken in by unconcious fraud quite so much and the 
principle is physically demonstrated personally with events.
Why won't 'gene therapy' work?
Spiritually and physically beyond Hope! :)
What if there are other planets in the present physical universe 
that we could end up incarnating onto if we destroy this planet?
I suppose we'll have to prove to the contrary .. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 25 11:14:54 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

From: om/cf
To: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
Subject: Has the Beagle (crash) landed?
Date: Thu Dec 25 15:29:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

LOL! No signal yet??? WTF! It's been a bad week for anything 
canine related in Britain.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: **om/cf **
Subject: **Has the Beagle (crash) landed? **
Date: Thu Dec 25 19:27:19 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

LOL! No signal yet??? WTF! It's been a bad week for anything 
canine related in Britain.
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
They have to wait for the rotation of the Earth and the rotation 
of Mars to coincide with two physical points in space. One of 
these is where Beagle terminally bit the red dust of Mars. The 
other coincides with where the receptor dish is located in the 
good ol' United States somewhere .. [N.A.S.A. handle this bit.]

Trouble is the moon keeps getting in the way ..
Guess we'll just have to blow it out of the sky! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: **HELEN OF TROY** (<-- ME)
Subject: **boo!**
Date: Thu Dec 25 19:32:59 2003

Message:
What if there are other planets in the present physical universe 
that we could end up incarnating onto if we destroy this planet?
I suppose we'll have to prove to the contrary .. :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have seen the *We travel from galaxy to galaxy systematically 
destroying all life-sustaining planets until they are all gone.* 
effect!! LOL!

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Thu Dec 25 19:43:29 2003

Message:
It doesn't sound good for Beagle-2, but there is still hope.

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/mars_update_031225c.html

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: The UnRegal Beagle
Date: Thu Dec 25 19:46:16 2003

Message:
I can't for the life of me understand sinking that much money 
into a piece of space equipment, yet not spending a little more 
for insurance - backup systems. The thing had NO backup systems. 
If sonething as simple as the parachutes failed to deplay - its 
done.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 25 19:57:38 2003

Message:
That's it -- cut me off bartender!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **om/cf **
Date: Thu Dec 25 20:45:07 2003

Message:
It doesn't sound good for Beagle-2, but there is still hope.

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/mars_update_031225c.html

-----------------------------------------------------------------
No. I am psychic. There is no hope.
Sorry. :)

Bounced once, bounced twice, hit a corkscrew shaped rock - all 
over.

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Thu Dec 25 22:20:49 2003

Message:
OK bartender, I'll 'ave another since my head's off the bar now. 
I bet there were helpless little monkey's inside that Beagle, 
splattered willy-nilly about the Martian landscape,...AHHH, 
fuck 'em, prolly deserved it.


Twas' The Night Before Christmas (at a lawyer's house)

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did 
occur at a certain improved piece of real property 
(hereinafter "the house") a general lack of stirring by all 
creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been 
affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope 
and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa 
Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. 
The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned 
House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in 
nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of 
confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, 
nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear 
in said dreams. 

Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter 
referred to as ("I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the 
House with the party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), 
and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At 
such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, 
e.g., kerchief and cap.

Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur 
upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to 
said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown 
nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of the first part 
did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the 
cause of such disturbance.

At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some 
degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh 
(hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very 
rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer. The 
driver of the Vehicle appeared to be, and in fact was, the 
previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and 
guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and 
specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name: 
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen 
(hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is 
further asserted that an additional co- conspirator 
named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the 
Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of 
several residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of 
the House, and noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with 
packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature. 
Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express 
or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered 
said House via the chimney.

Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially 
covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a large 
sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, 
and other unknown items. He was smoking what appeared to be 
tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances 
and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking 
of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with 
toys and other small gifts. (Said items constituting transfers 
to minors of present property under 26 U.S.C. 2503(c)).

Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose 
and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to 
the roof here the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served 
as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown 
destination.

However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus 
from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus 
state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good 
night!" Or words to that effect.

From: ACLU
To: om/cf
Subject: cease and desist order
Date: Fri Dec 26 00:27:56 2003

Message:
Be advised that, in the interest of cultural sensitivity, no one 
will be allowed to mention Christmas, nor observe Christmas in 
any way, while posting messages on the board. Any defiance of 
this order will be met with strict legal action.               
                   

From: Facts Finder
To: Muslims
Date: Fri Dec 26 07:25:45 2003

Message:
SORRY NOT ALL MUSLIMS, THE MESSAGE IS FOR THE ONE WHO POSTED 
UNDER THIS NAME BELOW. REPLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Sorry guys
I feel sorry for you little creatures thinking your selves as 
God. Open 
your eyes every days 100s of Americans are dieing in normal life 
and what 
will happen to these little creatures after death? only Allah 
know. I 
will see you all after death. Try to understand other people. be 
friends 
and stop showing off. It is true you are strong but you live in 
5% of 
this earth that is 0.000000000000000000000000000001 of the 
Universe that 
Allah created. Imagen the creator of this huge Universe can do 
anything 
to all of you any time and where and how he wants.
    Remember!!!!!! Any day the life can be Ended if Allah wnats 
and 
there will be a disaster for non bleavers.
    I hope soon you will understand you mistakes.

WE ALL BELIEVE THERE IS GOD, CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. HE 
CREATED US AS YOU CALL CREATURES INCLUDING YOU TO LIVE IN THIS 
EARTH, HE ALSO TEACH US DURING OUR STAY HERE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER 
NO MATTER OF WHAT RACE, LANGUAGE OR RELIGION. HE GIVE US THE 
WISDOM TO CHOOSE, THE VISION TO SEE, THE KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW AND 
THE HEARRING TO HEAR AND THE REST OF OUR SENSES SO THAT WE CAN 
LIVE IN HIS WAY. HE TEACHES US TO FORGIVE NOT TO HATE, HE TEACH 
US LOVE NOT TO KILL, HE TEACHES US TO SPREAD HIS WORD NOT BY 
FORCE BUT BY EXAMPLE OF OURSELVES AND LOVE WE SHOWN TO OTHERS 
ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE LOST IN FAITH WITH GOD

LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD? WHO IS KILLING WHO? MUSLIMS 
KILLING CHRISTAIN, MUSLIMS KILLING, HINDU, MUSLIMS KILLING 
INFIDELS, MUSLIMS KILLING INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND NOW MUSLIMS 
KILLING MUSLIMS BECAUSE THESE MUSLIMS BELIEVE IN PEACE.

SO CAN I ASK YOU DO YOU ACCEPT US NON MUSLIMS, EVEN IF WE ARE 
NOT AGAINST YOUR MUSLIMS TEACHING.

I DO AGREE MANY PEOPLE DIED EVERYDAY FROM ALL KIND OF SINS, 
INNOCENT VICTIMS ARE KILLED IN STREETS EVERYDAY AROUND THE WORLD 
BECAUSE OF MURDER, ROBBERY, RAPED AND ETC. THIS HAPPEN ALL 
AROUND THE WORLD.

WHAT I KNOW IS THAT OUR LEADERS ARE TRYING TO CAPTURE THESE 
CRIMINALS TO STOP THESE PROBLEM NOT LIKE IRAQ, WHERE THE 
GOVERMENT OR HIS FRIENDS CAN DO THAT WITHOUT ANY PUNISHMENT. 
THEY ARE MUSLIMS.

DURING THE TALIBAN RULES, ALTHOUGH THE LADIES ARE COVER UP THERE 
ARE MANY RAPED CASES TOO. AS I MENTION SOMETIME BACK, IT IS NOT 
COVERING UP THE LADIES BUT EDUCATING THE MEN.

IT IS CHRISTMAS, LETS ALL PRAY FOR PEACE TO THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD 
AND TO THOSE WHO DIED IN IRAN AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING 
FOR STABILITY AND PEACE. THAT THEY ARE ALL WITH GOD AND FOR 
THOSE WHO ARE MISLEAD AND KILL FOR THE WRONG CAUSE THAT GOD SHOW 
MERCY ON THEM.

GOOD BLESS, MERRY CHRISTMAS

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **END OF WHORES**
Date: Fri Dec 26 12:02:28 2003

Message:
*WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ME. I AM AFRAID THAT YOU WILL 
FIND IT INSCRUTABLE.*
Stop asking many questions.
Thanks. :) 

This is the true Time and Date of a Revelation:
The Entire State of Israel went away at 9:31 a.m. G.M.T. on the 
19th of February 2003. 
Later on we slapped one on North Korea too.
Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary wide psychic 
phenomenon was initiated.
Yes. That is because I abrogated the law. 
There will be no further warning ever. I decide not you.
This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy.
Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event. :)
We like to respect each others privacy.
This was finally achieved with a helium bomb. (This is the 
funniest line IMHO.)

In my opinion this is *THE NEWS TOPIC* of the day:
The entire planet has now been irradiated.
That happened by 11:30 a.m. G.M.T. on the 19th of February 2003.
The point here being that we have a uniform dose now evenly 
distributed around the Earth.
The epicentre area has that same amount in the air give or take 
the dissipating fallout cloud. 
It is the nature of this particular kind of bomb:
I think you will find that it leaves a rather large hole in the 
ground.
This is because it is a neutronium bomb.
Now. Let us begin some live television reporting: 
We have already seen one report from a U.S. team in a 
helicopter. :)
There are also pictures coming in from outer space ...
Maybe you could see bits of the blast crater filling up with the 
ocean?
There is also the small matter of billions and billions of dead 
people. 
I was indeed trying to be nice. :)
(That was the second funniest line.)
I can assure you that it is perfectly okay to go outside and 
walk around.
A neutronium bomb is radiationless. :)
Listen to the scientists ...

16:57 G.M.T. the 26th of December 2003.
Despite earlier persuasions to the contrary this is not a 
developing story ...
However it might develop into one later on.
Never know your luck.
I will confirm that the orbit of the planet has now changed.
We shall not shortly detonate one further device to correct the 
trajectory of the planet ... 
We did it right first time round and there are smithereens for 
where the planet originally resided.                           
.... If you are filming please stop for now while this little 
matter is being dealt with. Thanks! 
Did you experience anything odd such as crashing into the moon 
recently? 
.... Good evening and welcome if you have just joined us. My 
name is no longer Seth. :)
Actually, it is Helen of Troy.
Are we spinning helplessly out into deep, empty Space?
No. :)
We have slightly modified the planet's orbit.

Did you ever see the holy angels entering and leaving? 
No. :)
As some of us know, this is a real event.
Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every 
time they see me. :)
Rubbish, they don't run anywhere.
Despite earlier persuasions to the contrary things are 
definitely not improving ...
Sarah who got sacked from the B.B.C. because she kept never 
showing up met Charlize and Jodie for the first time about half 
an hour ago.
And they went onto the bugging rig.
Now we are like old friends.
In the meantime I have gone up against some looney bin material 
police women who are also on the bugging rig. 
This is an event that never occurred.
That is correct.
When the neutronium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event 
was removed from history.
Those particular aspects of this personality were forever 
discarded at that particular moment.
This however is exactly the same personality. 
Huh? That makes no sense.
The neutronium bomb on the other hand was a very real 
occurrence. 
It will do me. I'll call it quits.
You see, this is called *My Changing Room and my Bedroom all 
wrapped up into one*.
Also, what do you think of my Bathroom?
I have had some rather interesting dreams which we shall be 
discussing later on ...
They happened a very long time ago.
These days I just go unconcious. :)

13:30 Universal Time the 19th of February 2008.
Approximately ten seconds ago we went past the orbit of the moon.
Thirty seconds on and we just saw Saturn fly by ..
If you experience minor rocking sensations then this is 
temporary and perfectly normal.
You may also hear humming noises and objects may be seen to move 
around the cabin ...
If this proves worrying then try to concentrate on something 
else:
Like having an astral projection ..
Also, why not pay some attention to the very unusual meteor 
storms we are currently experiencing? :)
You could look outside your window or you could just ignore them.
Provided you are still living. 
Well are you? :)

From: Watching and Waiting
To: ACLU
Date: Fri Dec 26 14:57:04 2003

Message:
Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!Merry 
Christmas!!!!
Sue Me.......

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **SARAH MATRAVERS, JODIE FOSTER, MADELEINE STOWE, JODIE FOSTER, FEW OTHERS - RUSSELL CROWE EVEN** ;)
Subject: **THE CURSE OF THE BUGGING RIG OR THIS THING IS GENUINE UNLIKE [PROBABLY?] THE CURSE OF TUTANKHAMEN **
Date: Fri Dec 26 15:56:17 2003

Message:
Okay girls and guys, I know this sounds profoundly unscientific 
but God has just given direct intructions that you are each to 
be invoiced to the tune of one million pounds Sterling in 
addition to what you paid the Police for exclusive use of the 
bugging rig ..
Sarah, don't know what your financial status is - don't care.
If you can't pay the sum and others likewise then consider 
remortaging your house for starters ..
It's just that kind of a curse.
Or if you like - the wrong kind of universe. 
[I am not even going to bother asking those political figures 
for money cause they are just gagging to get cursed.]
**THE CURSE**
It's true! :)
Oh Well!!
The premise appears to be that everything is initialised from 
the Spiritual universe.
Whatever that means.
??? I draw a blank. But that's the curse! LOL!
I therefore suggest that to counteract the curse that you send a 
cheque immediately.
Usual address.
Thank you. :)
Over & out.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A SLIGHTLY MORE EXTENSIVE LIST OF BUGGING RIG CURSE VICTIMS** :)
Date: Fri Dec 26 16:08:33 2003

Message:
SARAH MATRAVERS, MADELEINE STOWE, JODIE FOSTER AND FATHER, 
RUSSELL CROWE, JACK STRAW, DONALD RUMSFELD, PRESIDENT BUSH, 
BUSH'S SPECIAL ADVISORS, BUSH'S WIFE, CHARLIZE THERON, NICOLE 
KIDMAN AND FATHER, CHANNEL 4 NEWS TEAM - SOME, CHIGAGO TRIBUNE, 
NEW YORK TRIBUNE - A FEW OTHERS, THE SUN, SOME PEOPLE WHO SPOKE 
FRENCH, JIM MORRISON (IF ALIVE), ALL THE INVOLVED POLICE - 
METROPOLITAN, MI5 - EVERYTHING, SIR JOHN STEVENS, SUE THE 
POLICEWOMAN, CHERIE BLAIR, GORDON BROWN, MANAGEMENT AT MAYDAY, 
COUPLA PSYCHIATRIC CONSULTANTS, ONE OR TWO PHYSICIANS, COUPLA 
PORN PHOTOGRAPHERS, TONY BLAIR, HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN - A FEW 
OTHER ROYALS, RICHARD WARWICK (I GOT DONE TOO BUT GOD IS JUST 
ABOUT TO DO YOU.)

SOME OF THE OTHERS PREFER TO REMAIN STRICTLY ANONYMOUS SO I MAKE 
NO MENTION OF THEM.

N.B. ANALYSIS AND BEST COURSE OF ACTION WAS PROVIDED.


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 16:34:35 2003

Message:
[I TOO CAN BE MALICIOUS.]
[WANNA SPAM THAT E-MAIL A/C?]
[TRY ... ]

georgebush@whitehouse.com
presidentbush@whitehouse.com

[N.B. HE TOLD ME THE FIRST ONE AND SO NOW PROBABLY HAS THE 
SECOND ONE.]


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 16:35:01 2003

Message:
I have seen the *So he knows about the new email account too.* 
effect!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **... MARILYN MANSON, SOPHIE RAWORTH, LOUISE, HILLARY CLINTON, GAVIN ESLER, QUENTIN TARRANTINO ... **
Subject: **TWAS THREE NIGHTS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND MY TRUE LOVE HANDED TO ME HOURS WITH NO ELECTRICITY**
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:22:55 2003

Message:
http://www.musingsfromthespirit.co.uk/static-
files/lunarphases/lunar.html

The moon is 3 days old.

Also we just had the winter solstice.

Just to set the scene.

Nightfall .. 

Where's those candles? :)

Fuck!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BOROUGH OF CROYDON CONSTABULARY**
Subject: **MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THE DEVIL CAME WITH THE APPEARANCE OF 'GEMINI HOUSE'**
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:28:06 2003

Message:
48 hours actually ..
But already it was time for some contract work ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHEATING ON THE DOLE AGAIN?** LOL!!
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:30:41 2003

Message:
Sorry, meant 'Sutton' not 'Croydon'.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I WALKED THE PARK ALONE AGAIN THAT NIGHT AND ALMOST EVERY CONSECUTIVE NIGHT AFTER THAT ONE TOO.** :)
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:32:03 2003

Message:
Hopefully ..

**TREAD SOFTLY FOR YOU TREAD ON MY NIGHTMARES.**

From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:33:54 2003

Message:
Where else did you meet the devil Helen?
Did you meet Him in your dreams?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:35:03 2003

Message:
Where else did you meet the devil Helen?
Did you meet Him in your dreams?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes I did actually.
And later on guess what?
They became physically materialised. :) 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CONCLUSION - BUGGING RIG CURSE.**
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:36:21 2003

Message:
The curse is real.
I know that there is a lot of 'hoax' material.
Far less recently.

As for 'blowing up the world' I agree that the idea is 
completely ridiculous, insane, whatever you like but there does 
seem to be something to it.
Probably it is a psychological touchstone to certain inner 
realities that we wish to physically construct later on.

What happened was some kind of spiritual initiation in the last 
few days starting with the solstice and most of the depression 
falling away at the end of it along with a release of negative 
karma or something like that.
Earlier on this evening I went into a full control trance and 
the instructions really were to pay up.

It's up to you.
What is the curse?
Well I have had some problems but I am spiritually growing in 
powers.
The curse would entail spiritual degeneration.

I've been thinking about this some more and obviously people 
like Russell Crowe were perfectly innocuous and only on for a 
couple of minutes for a couple of times and I think that 
relative to his wealth one million is a good idea to be on the 
safe side.

I am less impressed by FAR with 'The three witches' Vs. 'The 
dastardly duo.'
I think the former should give away everything and sign on.
And no, I do not think that immediately signing for a new film 
is going to be a solution for you.
Of course it is all up to you ..
When you're done Nicole, why don't you enrol in the Police force?

So really it is down to the severity of the offence.
But guess where all that negative karma is going?
And there's a lot of it ..
More than meets the eye actually.

For those who threatened murder over the rig I think you are on 
some kind of lower spiritual level in the human hierarchy.
I don't think money is the solution there so forget it.
Is there a solution?
Presently unknown.

There are also the 'foul language gang' - money is no good there 
either.

Then the ones who lied - lots of those - money no good there 
either.

Are we beginning to see a trend? :)

Anyway you go away and have a little think about it and I'll go 
and put the kettle on. 
Bye for now .. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:56:09 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Oh! A real curse!* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 17:58:30 2003

Message:
And I too have seen the *WTF? Sign on .. WTF? Sign on .. Fuck 
that!* effect!!

Opinion?

Anything better than Spiritual degeneration.

That concludes **CURSE NIGHT**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:00:48 2003

Message:
For those who threatened murder over the rig I think you are on 
some kind of lower spiritual level in the human hierarchy.
I don't think money is the solution there so forget it.
Is there a solution?
Presently unknown.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Even though amongst the worst offenders I don't actually think 
much happens and that you more or less get away with it.
Why?
You're on that lower spiritual level already.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ADDENDUM**
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:06:39 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 

Say thank-you to Helen. :)

MMMMMMMMMMM!!

I love you Helen! LOL!!

From:
To: Helen the Beggar
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:15:17 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!

From:
To: Helen of Beggarville
Subject: **I WALKED THE PARK ALONE AGAIN THAT NIGHT AND ALMOST EVERY CONSECUTIVE NIGHT AFTER THAT ONE TOO.** :)
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:18:19 2003

Message:
No doubt helen...no doubt.

From: Watching and Waiting(for a man to come and fuck me up my ass)
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:20:41 2003

Message:
I need a MAN!

From: Watching and Waiting(for a man to come and fuck me up my ass)
To: Facts Finder
Date: Fri Dec 26 18:24:11 2003

Message:
Why is it that you are so damn STUPID as to ask questions on 
this board of Muslims? Aren't you smart enough to know that this 
messege board is known on the internet as a Muslim hate board?
If you wanted to ask a question to the Jewish people, would you 
contact the Nazi party? 
Use some intelligence please!
God bless.

From: ACLU
To: Watching and Waiting
Date: Fri Dec 26 19:14:09 2003

Message:
By order of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, located in the 
Peoples' Democratic Republic of California, you are hereby 
ordered to attend anger management for a period not to exceed 241 
days. You are also required to serve 4,000 hours of community 
service at the nearest National Organization for Women office. 
Remember, this is for your own good, as well as for the good of 
your community.         

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: ? AN ASSHOLE I GUESS
Date: Fri Dec 26 20:52:16 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 20:56:11 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I didn't think twice about it, wrote out 
the cheque and posted it first class along with an appeal for 
further instructions for purposes of Spiritual Relief funding.* 
effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 21:00:54 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *That ? asshole who just posted is obviously 
some lawyer or similiar yes-man prick who sucks hard on the cock 
of his boss all fucking day long and then goes home to his gay 
lover and sucks on his respective cock but all night long and 
then takes it up the ass like the little cunt-boy that he is.* 
effect!! 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 26 21:03:47 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Ah fuck it - 7 maps of friggin' El Dorado 
later, all that sloshing about in mosquito laden waters never 
came to a thing - the Valley of the Shadow of Death is some kind 
of fucking cunt-boy* effect!!

Fuck off now!

Green-lipped mussels?

Superior.

From:
To: Helen, the brain-fucked Beggar
Date: Sat Dec 27 00:00:14 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **SOME LITTLE SHITBAG WHO HASN'T GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE SPIRITUAL FORCES UNLEASHED ON HIMSELF**
Subject: **CAN'T KILL THE L'IL RUNTS OVER THE INTERNET? JUST CONDEMN 'EM TO HELL.** :)
Date: Sat Dec 27 06:39:46 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **THERE'S NO HURRICANE HERE - WELL IN REPLY YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON, JUST WAIT AROUND FOR A FEW AND THERE WILL.**
Date: Sat Dec 27 06:42:50 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Helen is a beggar effect? Well not quite 
that - but I have seen the smirking deniers and I have seen 
their ultimate fates and that Hellstorm promised on you from 
above is just around the corner now.* effect!!

Naturally this is a hoax.

From:
To: Helen, the brain-fucked Beggar
Date: Sat Dec 27 06:47:34 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Burger King then you BEGGAR!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MY LITTLE CATHOLIC BOYS & GIRLS AT WESTMINSTER CATHEDRAL**
Subject: **THAT WAS FUN IN TOWN LAST TIME CHRISTMAS EVE - I WAS JUST LENDING MY SUPPORT TO ALL THOSE COMMUNISTS IN CHINATOWN.**
Date: Sat Dec 27 07:11:20 2003

Message:
Quoting more or less verbatim:

... believe me new Jesus Christ the cheques are now on their way 
(one of the precious 'flock' as the late sermon concluded and 
the creatures poured forth from the exits) ... we've sent you a 
cheque now, please pardon us ... (a coupla liars on the West 
Bank between Tate Modern and lining up with a set of tall 
buildings as you look to your left ..) .. we'd send you a cheque 
so that you could try and help this man in the wheelchair but we 
don't know your address ... (Gave 'em the address - more liars I 
guess. Amongst the tall buildings. LOL!!)

Meanwhile back at the churches they were keen to hear "the 
rustles" of bank notes. :)

From: an Italian guy
To: president Bush
Subject: bin laden
Date: Sat Dec 27 08:17:00 2003

Message:
Catch osama bin laden before he strikes again.

Catch him, EVEN STATIONING 1 MILLION SOLDIERS in Tora Bora.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **RUSSELL CROWE'S CHEQUE**
Date: Sat Dec 27 08:54:43 2003

Message:
? Still waiting.
Hmmm ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THAT CURSE IS REAL, REAL, REAL - THAT MEANS IT REALLY IS REAL, GEDDIT?** :)
Date: Sat Dec 27 08:59:15 2003

Message:
In the meantime ...
Fancy a flutter? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 27 09:03:15 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Helen's new job is not at McDonald's, not at 
Burger King.* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE VIRGIN MARY**
Subject: **CAPRICORN STATE RUN LOTTERY SYSTEM WITH TITANIUM PINS AND MILLIONS** :)
Date: Sat Dec 27 09:05:51 2003

Message:
Sorry that you are in the looney bin again.
At least the state run institutions in Switzerland are far 
superior to their U.K. counterparts.
Personally I would steer clear of the E.C.T. but in any case, 
this form of shock treatment is not used as a treatment for 
depression in Switzerland.
However, they did at least used to practice controversial "sleep 
treatments" but someone died in a clinic in Geneva.
Maybe you should try that? :)
Happy birthday mum!
Love,
Helen
XXXXXXXXXXX

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SLEEP TREATMENTS**
Date: Sat Dec 27 09:48:38 2003

Message:
I kept myself under for large portions of the day with large 
quantities of alcohol and natural tranquilisers and paracetemol.
This helped and certainly if I lacked sleep then the depression 
became considerably worse.
I'm not therefore convinced that people should be kept under 24h 
and that they should stay awake for six hours or so - something 
like that. That way they can move about and avoid bed cramp, 
muscle wastage etc.

Remission is sweet!

Also, do not employ Australian doctors for this task? ;)

From:
To: helen(depressed because he knows he's useless, and should be put down)
Date: Sat Dec 27 12:21:18 2003

Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Burger King then you BEGGAR!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Doesn't matter where it is, just get off your lazy, fucked-up 
ass and DO SOMETHING, for once in your life!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GET FURTHER INTO HELL YOU LITTLE CUNT BOY**
Date: Sat Dec 27 15:36:26 2003

Message:
From: 
To: helen(depressed because he knows he's useless, and should be 
put down) 
Date: Sat Dec 27 12:21:18 2003 
Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Burger King then you BEGGAR!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Doesn't matter where it is, just get off your lazy, fucked-up 
ass and DO SOMETHING, for once in your life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What do you think then YOU LITTLE CUNT BOY?
Burger King or McDonald's?
Yawn ..
You subintelligent little FUCKHEAD!!
Eat shit & die.

From:
To: helen copperfield
Date: Sat Dec 27 16:03:27 2003

Message:
From: 
To: helen(depressed because he knows he's useless, and should be 
put down) 
Date: Sat Dec 27 12:21:18 2003 
Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Burger King then you BEGGAR!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Doesn't matter where it is, just get off your lazy, fucked-up 
ass and DO SOMETHING, for once in your life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What do you think then YOU LITTLE CUNT BOY?
Burger King or McDonald's?
Yawn ..
You subintelligent little FUCKHEAD!!
Eat shit & die.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Let's see.....I am able to WORK, and buy myself food! I also 
reside in a building that provides electricity! 
YOU, on the other hand, are unable to support yourself, because 
you are a loser, and are eating TABLE SCRAPS provided by the 
Government, just like the LITTLE CUNT BEGGAR THAT YOU ARE!!!!!! 
Judging by the fact that I work and provide for myself, and you 
have NOTHING, it appears that YOU are in a Much closer position 
of eating shit and dying......right Mr Micawber? But something 
will turn up presently, Yes? LOL!!!!!!!!!
Good luck with the "faster than light" experiments performed in 
the dark! ROFL!!!!!


From: ButtFuckBillie
To: Italian Gay
Date: Sat Dec 27 16:25:24 2003

Message:
Why don't you and all your pasta-dicked sopranos go in there and 
fuck your momas real load. Osama will come out wondering what 
all the noise is about. When he smells yo momas big hairy twat 
he'll pass out and then you'll have him. But you lazy lasagne 
asses couldn't get that right

From:
To: Richard "Micawber" Warwick
Date: Sat Dec 27 16:46:04 2003

Message:
Please don't give up on your"faster than light" travel 
experiments.
REMEMBER: rubberbands, paperclips, and marbles do not require 
electricity!

                      ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

From: Foot
To: Helen
Date: Sat Dec 27 16:54:14 2003

Message:
Helen is a cunt boy.                      

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 27 17:39:48 2003

Message:
Let's see.....I am able to WORK, and buy myself food! I also 
reside in a building that provides electricity! 


So your just renter trash as well then! <:/)~

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CURRENT UNDESIRABLE BOARD MORON**
Date: Sat Dec 27 18:29:55 2003

Message:
From: 
To: helen copperfield 
Date: Sat Dec 27 16:03:27 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: helen(depressed because he knows he's useless, and should be 
put down) 
Date: Sat Dec 27 12:21:18 2003 
Message:
I was thinking of categorising these people and forming 
hierarchies for purposes of payment, non-payment, courtroom 
dramas, their ultimate fates or lack of them - that kind of 
thing. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well sure! Anything that'll keep you too busy to actually doing 
something productive....like finding a JOB!
              HAVE A GOOD ONE, BEGGAR!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No, you have me ENTIRELY WRONG!
I am funding myself with that curse. :)
Serious money there ..
Now read my lips you stupid fucking moron:
**MULTI-TALENTED**
GEDDIT MORON?
So what JOB are you suggesting MORON?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
For someone of your intellect and talents?
McDonalds.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bye fuckhead. :) 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Burger King then you BEGGAR!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Doesn't matter where it is, just get off your lazy, fucked-up 
ass and DO SOMETHING, for once in your life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What do you think then YOU LITTLE CUNT BOY?
Burger King or McDonald's?
Yawn ..
You subintelligent little FUCKHEAD!!
Eat shit & die.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Let's see.....I am able to WORK, and buy myself food! I also 
reside in a building that provides electricity! 
YOU, on the other hand, are unable to support yourself, because 
you are a loser, and are eating TABLE SCRAPS provided by the 
Government, just like the LITTLE CUNT BEGGAR THAT YOU ARE!!!!!! 
Judging by the fact that I work and provide for myself, and you 
have NOTHING, it appears that YOU are in a Much closer position 
of eating shit and dying......right Mr Micawber? But something 
will turn up presently, Yes? LOL!!!!!!!!!
Good luck with the "faster than light" experiments performed in 
the dark! ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay maybe you think this is a dumb question.
Nonetheless, do you really think it is appropriate to be 
replying to the new Jesus Christ like that?
I am not afraid to write up some of the things happening to me 
because I know they have spiritual foundations and meaning.
You on the other hand are incapable of even revealing a posting 
name to us and you seem to think that you should be attacking 
divine writings.
In Truth you are attacking nothing - you are probably just 
buying more time in Hell.
Now deny the Truth all over again moron! :)
You see you are so very predictable.


From: Facts Finder
To: Watching and Waiting
Date: Sat Dec 27 19:54:49 2003

Message:
Why is it that you are so damn STUPID as to ask questions on 
this board of Muslims? Aren't you smart enough to know that this 
messege board is known on the internet as a Muslim hate board?
If you wanted to ask a question to the Jewish people, would you 
contact the Nazi party? 
Use some intelligence please!
God bless.


I DON'T THINK THIS BOARD IS CALLED MUSLIMS HATE BOARD. I WOULD 
THINK IT IS A WAKE CALL BOARD. BUT MANY MUSLIMS WHO READ AND 
DISAGREED WITH WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN, WOULD POST ALL KIND OF OF 
CURSE AND SWEARING. DURING THE EARLIER PART OF THIS BOARD THERE 
ARE MANT GOOD POINTS FROM SOME MUSLIMS THAT HAS POSTED HERE. 
NOWADAYS, YOU DON'T GET THAT.

I WOULD SAY THAT THIS BOARD HAS NOW BEEN DESTROY BY SOME, WHO 
FEEL THAT THIS IS A MUSLIMS HATE BOARD. YES I DO AGREE THAT 
THERE ARE ALSO MANY HERE POSTING RUBBISH AND HATRED TOWARD 
MUSLIMS. THERE MUST BE REASON FOR THAT, WHY DON'T THEY POST 
HATRED ON BUDDHISM, HINDUISM OR OTHERS? JUST ASK YOURSELF. IF 
YOU HATE THEM, THEY HATE YOU. LOOK AGAIN AT THE BACKDROP OF THIS 
PICTURE.

WAKE UP, FOLLOW YOUR FAITH WITH GOD. CLEAR YOUR MIND FROM 
HATRED. LEARN TO ACCEPT AND FORGIVE. PRAY FOR THE LOST SHEEP AND 
I ASSURE YOU, THAT YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD. REMEMBER GOD 
CREATED ALL MEN EQUAL AND GOD LOVES US ALL. IT IS WE THAT IS 
HATING EACH OTHER, GOD DON'T TEACH US THAT.

GOD BLESS, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 27 21:02:09 2003

Message:
Why is it that you are so damn STUPID as to ask questions on 
this board of Muslims? Aren't you smart enough to know that this 
messege board is known on the internet as a Muslim hate board?
If you wanted to ask a question to the Jewish people, would you 
contact the Nazi party? 
Use some intelligence please!
God bless.

This is the internet and this is an uncensored board.

From: Moderator
To: All
Subject: Afghan-Government Board
Date: Sat Dec 27 21:09:52 2003

Message:
It has come to my attention that this uncensored board is in 
need of some sort of abuse control. There is far to much 
rambling gibberish and far to little hate being generated.  If 
you will kindly click on the typewritter at the top of this page 
and enter your complaint along with the board name of the poster 
spitting out the spunk, strong action will be taken. Thank you.

From: al kieda's membar
To: all the usa's people
Subject: DANGER
Date: Wed Nov 14 09:29:53 2001

Message:
I AM MUSLIM.ALLAH IS GREAT .U ANOTHER RELIGOUN PEOPLE ARE IN 
GREAT DANGER .WAIT SOME DAYS TO LIVE IN WORLD.WE ARE COMEING TO 
DESTROY U.AND WE ALWAYS OBEY OUR LEADER .OSAMA BIN LADEN IS 
NEVER GIVE UP.MAY ALLAH HELP AND GIVE HIM POWER TO VANISH  THE 
USA .ALLAH GIVE ME STRENTH TOO.AND U USA GIVE UP .AND COME OUR 
PEACE RELIGOUN.ALLAH HAFEZ

From: all the usa's people
To: al kieda's membar
Date: Sun Dec 28 01:57:21 2003

Message:
You can beat me, stab me, shoot me, and even force me to listen 
to Michael Bolton's "singing". JUST DON'T FUCKING BORE ME.         
                 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW I FINANCE MYSELF**
Date: Sun Dec 28 07:51:16 2003

Message:
Though I am considering writing some software (though I think 
this is a complete waste of time) this is how I finance myself 
or intend to finance myself:

(1) Selling items - I've got plenty to sell but it just seems 
morally scandalous.
(2) Betting online - I haven't done any of this, again it seems 
to be morally scandalous that I should undertake such a thing 
whether I make money out of it or not.
(3) The bugging rig curse. This is real. Now do I honestly think 
this could yield dividends? I don't think that's the point. The 
point being that for just standing by doing nothing as (1) 
and/or (2) go into effect/were effected landed those people with 
it.

I just find peoples' attitudes completely fucking appalling. 

Have a good one.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IMPROVED BUGGING RIG CURSE LIST OR THAT'S THE WEIRDEST FUCKING CASE OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER I'VE EVER COME ACROSS** :)
Date: Sun Dec 28 07:58:21 2003

Message:
KYLIE MINOGUE & SISTER, MICHAEL DOUGLAS & CATHERINE ZETA JONES, 
GWYNETH PALTROW, BILL GATES & WIFE, SEBASTIAN COE, COUNCIL BOSS 
OR TWO, EASY JET OWNER, KENNETH CLARKE, DEMI MOORE, MARILYN 
MANSON, SOPHIE RAWORTH, LOUISE, HILLARY CLINTON, GAVIN ESLER, 
QUENTIN TARRANTINO, SARAH MATRAVERS, MADELEINE STOWE, JODIE 
FOSTER AND FATHER AND BROTHER, RUSSELL CROWE, JACK STRAW, DONALD 
RUMSFELD, PRESIDENT BUSH, BUSH'S SPECIAL ADVISORS, BUSH'S WIFE, 
CHARLIZE THERON, NICOLE KIDMAN AND FATHER, CHANNEL 4 NEWS TEAM - 
SOME, CHIGAGO TRIBUNE, NEW YORK TRIBUNE - A FEW OTHERS, THE SUN, 
SOME PEOPLE WHO SPOKE FRENCH, JIM MORRISON (IF ALIVE), ALL THE 
INVOLVED POLICE - METROPOLITAN, MI5 - EVERYTHING, SIR JOHN 
STEVENS, SUE THE POLICEWOMAN, CHERIE BLAIR, GORDON BROWN, 
MANAGEMENT AT MAYDAY, COUPLA PSYCHIATRIC CONSULTANTS, ONE OR TWO 
PHYSICIANS, COUPLA PORN PHOTOGRAPHERS, TONY BLAIR, HER MAJESTY 
THE QUEEN - A FEW OTHER ROYALS, MARIELLA FROSTUP, UMA THURMAN

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUGGING RIG CURSE**
Date: Sun Dec 28 08:06:31 2003

Message:
Could this curse be extended beyond the natural confines of my 
residence .. ?
Who are my expert introducers .. ? 
They certainly know their stuff! :)
Spiritual degeneration - there is no such thing as 'a spirit' so 
why worry .. ?

This is entitled 'APPROACHING THE ALTAR'

This is performed either by lighting a 20p candle in the Croydon 
area or by lighting a 30p candle in the Central London area .. ?
This is 'Our Hope' .. ?
If that is 'Your Hope' then you are truly one fucked up bunch of 
individuals .. ?
By lighting that candle you will ensure your capital 
investment .. ?
We shall bring back the Day of the Lord by lighting many 
candles .. ?
We are stupid as Sin .. ?
He gave us fake lottery numbers and told us it was going to be a 
White Christmas in London .. ?
He gave other tips that though correct no bookie would ever 
touch with a bargepole .. ?
I predict that the U.K. will become the richest country in the 
world .. ?
Maybe I will just go and live in France - what's keeping me here 
exactly .. ?
I was thinking of counterfeit but that is illegal .. ?
I was going to counterfeit 20p coins - nobody in their right 
mind would do such a thing thus nobody would ever detect such a 
crime .. ?
Later on I might move onto 10p coins depending on my success 
with the 20p coins .. ?
I was thinking of first melting down 10p coins in a furnace and 
then producing counterfeit 20p coins .. ?
If I don't do this then someone else will .. ?
What stupid fuck designed that coinage anyways .. ?
Why not just melt down 10p coins and go for the 50p coins .. ?
[All you need is the right fucking weight - chuck in lead that 
kind of thing if required .. ?]
I still think that paying with cash is better than debit or 
credit cards for sentimental reasons .. ?
If I had a Olympic sized swimming pool full of 10p coins then 
how much loose change would I have .. ?
If an earthquake measuring 5.6 on the Richter scale was to occur 
directly beneath the swimming pool then how many additional 10p 
coins could I add due to the rapid earthquake sifting action .. ?
If I had a blast furnace the size of an Olympic swimming pool 
then could that blast furnace simultaneously melt down all of 
the current noncirculating 10p coins in Britain in one go .. ?
Is this your After-Death manual gone wrong .. ?

That was entitled 'APPROACHING THE ALTAR'

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PROOF THAT YOU ARE ASSHOLES IN THE MAIN**
Date: Sun Dec 28 08:42:54 2003

Message:
This is easy:

'You are perfectly aware of the problems with my finances and 
yet you do not act and/or else you lie and/or hold/extrapolate 
opinions without moral fibre.'

Done.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 08:49:05 2003

Message:
I have seen the *And that was extending the bugging rig curse 
beyond the confines of Helen's residence* effect!!

Want a basic lesson in correct moral behaviour?

You can't argue with the Truth.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 08:51:40 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Even if Helen successfully drives out all 
of her materialistic tendencies where in the Hell do you think 
that leaves you?* effect!!

The Truth?

Not even off the starting line ..

In some cases running the wrong way.

This was always about personal Spiritual achievement.

It has nothing to do with 'doing something great for Humanity'.

I can assure you.

But the fact is that you need money in this World ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 08:56:13 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *That guy sure is not some kind of central 
Karma breaker for us all and there's not a hope in Heaven or 
Hell that He'll ever do anything for you without being paid - 
even then He is bound to be selective.* effect!!

Read the Truth.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:07:44 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I think the best way of breaking my own karma 
is by not paying Him - I am that fucking insane* effect!!

Break's Helen's though ..

Fancy Her soul? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **IT DOES NOT PAY TO PRACTICE THE BLACK ARTS**
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:09:38 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Even if He's not breaking our Karma [for 
free LOL!!] for us collectively, nonetheless I can see the 
Material mechanism by which the 'bugging rig curse' may be 
exerted en masse* effect!!

Could give the Jungian psychoanalysts one or two things to think 
about ..

Pantheism? [Initialising Spiritual effects from the Material 
Universe]

Doesn't sound Spiritually pure to me.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:16:46 2003

Message:
I too have seen *The Spiritual* effect!!

**BURN IN HELL!!**

The question is whether those Fires are purifying or whether 
those Fires are destroying.

Then again, I'm only 10 years old and therefore I should not be 
expected to know everything.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE ACCURSED**
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:19:33 2003

Message:
That's all of you.
I'm your ONLY hope of Salvation.
I feel cursed half the time myself.
So what do you think that makes you? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:21:52 2003

Message:
Today amongst other duties I will be compiling a proper 
spreadsheet record for all the cheques later on in the day.

Thank you. :)

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To:
Subject: the dayplanner
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:53:30 2003

Message:
Today, I will be taking a healthy dump first off. Check. Then 
it's laundry time. Around noon, a trip to Hooter's for the first 
half of a football game - chicken wings half price. :) Still 
working on the afternoon plans.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOUR SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT = MY FINANCES EQUATION OR THIS IS THE 'NEW' PHYSICS AND JUST CHUCK IN ROMAN NUMERALS FOR THE HELL OF IT.**
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:23:33 2003

Message:
I + I = 2 TO THE POWER OF WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

This equation therefore does not balance but is correct 
nonetheless.

However, we could write:

I + I + I + I = 2 TO THE POWER 2

And just keep going.

Slowly. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S GO TO THE STARS! BUT FIRST: LET'S GO TO THESUPERMARKET!**
Date: Sun Dec 28 10:24:50 2003

Message:
E= Mc SQUARED OR THIS SITE SUCKS ASS!!

Therefore:

E = Mach 2

But if we know who is Mac 1 then who is Mac 2?

Is this a hamburger or a tennis commentator?

If I establish that Mac 1 is a hamburger and eat it then:

E = Mach 1

Therefore Mac 2 = Mac 1

And Mac 2 is therefore not a hamburger or a tennis commentator.

If I establish that Mac 1 is a hamburger and eat it then:

E = Mach 0

Therefore Einstein sucks ass!!

Therefore so do you!!
 

From: Laughing at Islam
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 13:05:49 2003

Message:
psychological warfare

 
In light of the new war being waged on terrorism I think that 
America should strike back with a little psychological 
terrorism of our own. The apparent problem with these terrorist 
bastards is not one of politics but one of basic intrinsic 
human beliefs: they simply hate our American ideals. 

Chief among their complaints is our "corrupt" capitalist 
system. Capitalism, the key ingredient to making the U.S. the 
financial powerhouse of the world, is the one thing that 
offends these terrorists' misinterpreted Islamic principles 
more than any other. 

So how do we strike back at them? The answer is amazingly 
simple: we incorporate them into our market. We contact Proctor 
& Gamble and Johnson & Johnson as well as any other mass-market 
corporate conglomerate and get them to produce a line of aptly 
named household goods that will show our contempt for these 
fanatical morons. 

By redefining American goods with a line of products whose 
names held dear to many a hooded militant we can strike targets 
that no amount firepower can ever hope to reach: their hearts. 
With what better weapon can we attack these idiots than with 
the very same capitalism that they hate us for? Essentially 
this line of products is one that, if advertised heavily 
throughout the hotbed of the Middle East, will easily break the 
spirit of even the most ardent supporter of cowardly attacks 
against innocent civilians. 

Here are just a few of what I'm sure you will easily agree to 
be both a patriotic duty as well as the means to turn a tidy 
profit: 



jihad
While this nasty little name really means a holy war to be 
declared by and for some moral degenerate, I have always 
thought that this would be a great name for a refreshing malt 
liquor. Since Islamic law forbids the consumption of alcohol 
and displays of human sexuality, all the better if the ad 
campaign for this product combines both. Imagine bikini-clad 
lovely ladies giggling and flirting with college guys who are 
throwing back a couple of ice cold Jihads on Daytona Beach. Of 
course Jihad would only come in forty ounce bottles or wide-
mouth pounder cans (one can't have just a small Jihad after 
all). Imagine the voice-over: "Jihad. When you want more than 
just a little." 

Taliban
This name of the misguided leaders of Afganistan's government 
means "student." However, their intolerance of other religions 
as well as their support of terrorists shows what poor students 
of the Islamic faith they really are. While remaining true to 
certain facets of the religion, they throw all the important 
ones, empathy, tolerance and reason for example, out the 
window. Like so many people who become blinded by religious 
faith (Born Again Christians and Scientologists come to mind 
here) they concentrate on the small things and, by doing so, 
eradicate the love and acceptance that are the basis of any 
religion. 

Among these small things is their silly denial of the 
consumption of pork. I mean come on! They don't mind helping 
out killers but eating a BLT is a sin? It just doesn't make any 
sense. In essence the Taliban remind me of that mean Baptist 
preacher in the Kevin Bacon blockbuster film Footloose who 
thought that dancing was part of Satan's master plan. 

With this in mind I think that Taliban would be a great name 
for a set of non-stick cookware. At first glance this may not 
seem like much but imagine a housewife cooking lots and lots of 
pork. Then you have a nice, friendly Walt Disney-like voice 
that comes out of nowhere and starts saying "Do you love to 
cook lots and lots of pork but hate the clean up? Try Taliban 
cookware. When you love to eat pork but you hate to clean it 
up." 

Even better, think of how good this ad would be if you had 
Kevin Bacon frying up the pork instead of a plain Jane 
housewife! Oh the sweet, sweet irony! 

Hizbullah
This is the name of a terrorist group who is a supreme pain in 
the ass. Being so, an obvious product to bear this name would 
be an all-natural laxative. Picture the ad: a woman has just 
eaten an inordinate amount of cheese and can't purge herself of 
this meal no matter how hard she strains. Imagine her 
discomfort! Feel her pain! And then, like Manna from heaven, a 
golden light shines on a bottle of creamy, soothing laxative. 
Then a voice from nowhere, soft and gentle urges "We all need a 
lighter load from time to time. Hizbullah will help to ease 
your cramping and constipation every single time. Not Hizbullah 
but Hizbul-ahhhhhh." Then we see the cheese-loving woman enter 
the bathroom and with a slight, satisfied smile closes the door 
on constipation for good. 

al Qa'eda
The name of yet another terrorist organization and so would 
work well as a joint ad campaign with Hizbullah. But instead of 
striking at the cure for intestinal distress why not contribute 
to the cause? By incorporating this word into the fast food 
industry even more of the market will become available. 

"Introducing the new al Qa'eda extra spicy quesadilla with 
layers upon layers of tangy pepper jack cheese smothered in a 
delicious hummus and cool ranch sauce. Topped with a blend of 
peppers, onions and tabouli it's the perfect middle eastern 
treat with a bit of down home, southwestern pizzazz!" While 
obviously the al Qa'eda quesadilla would fit best with the Taco 
Bell menu it could be easily incorporated with any fast food 
menu selection by simply sandwiching the whole thing between 
two, wholesome sesame seed buns. A new name like the McQaeda 
Sandwich or something and you're looking at a surefire sell at 
any fast food chain. 

Plus the same chain that is selling it can easily sell the 
Hizbullah laxative right there at the counter. Think of the 
profits! Eat a McQaeda and then, before you leave, pick up a 
bottle of Hizbullah. Better yet we could incorporate the 
Hizbullah into a milkshake and you could dose while you chew! 

Osama bin Laden
Once the heir to a multimillion-dollar construction company, 
now one of the most wanted, and hated, men in history. While 
bin Laden is the focal point of recent troop movements so must 
it be the focal point of the new line of products. I have 
considered many different alternatives, everything from toilet 
bowl cleaners to a line of high-energy teas but nothing seemed 
to fit. 

Finally I was watching the news and I realized the answer was 
right in front of me the entire time. Do you know how every 
news station reports that bin Laden is always hiding out in 
caves? Well we capitalize on that idea and pair it up with the 
whole SUV craze. The bin Laden Sport Coup Xterra Deluxe; the 
first convertible SUV the world has ever known. The only car on 
the market powerful enough to rip across the desert but strong 
and agile enough to plunge into any dark crevasse in the 
toughest mountain terrain. 

The bin Laden S.C.X.D. would be a huge hit with that Gen X., 
Mountain Dew commercial-type of crowd who are constantly 
skydiving or snowboarding or whatever. Imagine the murmurs of 
admirers of this truly original car... 

Not only would the average SUV fan cast covetous looks at this 
fine vehicle but the very act of doing so would cast this 
product directly in line of national sentiment. Everyone wants 
to get bin Laden the terrorist. With this exciting new product 
everyone can get bin Laden the car. They already want it, all 
we have to do is supply it. What would be really great is if we 
could get the military to purchase a number of them and drive 
them around Afghanistan. Just as Operation Desert Storm brought 
about the commercial popularity of the Humvee, Operation 
Enduring Freedom can bring about the popularity of the bin 
Laden. At least we know that Arnold Schwarzenegger would buy 
one. 










From: Laughing at america
To:
Date: Sun Dec 28 13:36:12 2003

Message:
Among these small things is their silly denial of the 
consumption of pork.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Christians have this same rule also. Check a Bible for further 
clues.

From:
To: helen copperfield
Subject: **YOUR SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT = MY FINANCES EQUATION OR THIS IS THE 'NEW' PHYSICS AND JUST CHUCK IN ROMAN NUMERALS FOR THE HELL OF IT.**
Date: Sun Dec 28 13:41:35 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!

From:
To: helen the Beggar
Date: Sun Dec 28 13:44:10 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THE ACCURSED** 
Date: Sun Dec 28 09:19:33 2003 
Message:
That's all of you.
I'm your ONLY hope of Salvation.
I feel cursed half the time myself.
So what do you think that makes you? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Much more sane than YOU, FREAK.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOUR SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT = MY FINANCES EQUATION OR THIS IS THE 'NEW' PHYSICS AND JUST CHUCK IN ROMAN NUMERALS FOR THE HELL OF IT.**
Date: Sun Dec 28 17:09:20 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay then, have it your way - I condemn you to Hell too. :)
It's little fucks like you that REQUIRE to work whereas I don't! 
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **UMA THURMAN [SHE'S BACK ON THE BUGGING RIG AGAIN - SINCE RECEIVING HER CURSE THIS MORNING ( 'FUCK OFF' ) SHE IRRESPONSIBLY EXPERIMENTS WITH HER ULTIMATE DESTINY]**
Subject: **THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND SHIPS OR THE BODY THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND SHIPS OR DOES THAT SOUND OVERLY SENTIMENTAL TO YOU?** :)
Date: Sun Dec 28 19:02:09 2003

Message:
http://www.uma-thurman.net/bio.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

She washed dishes for a year?
Must have been out of her mind.

I think she should just do the premieres and skip all that film 
making.
Otherwise she should just do the premieres and be given cameo 
roles.
It takes her three seconds of airspace to do it so she could 
therefore do a lot of premieres .. :)
Why stop with Lancome when you can have the entire 
cinematographic industry premieres monopoly? :)

From:
To: helen the Beggar
Date: Sun Dec 28 20:17:26 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay then, have it your way - I condemn you to Hell too. :)
It's little fucks like you that REQUIRE to work whereas I don't! 
LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Oh yeah!
Sorry to disturb your psychosis, Mr.Micawber!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!

From: om/cf
To: Whoever it may concern ;)
Subject: Iraqi Weblogger's
Date: Sun Dec 28 21:19:53 2003

Message:
On the off chance anybody cares...The Iraqi blogosphere is 
growing by leaps and bounds - a good sign for freedom me thinks. 
Granted, these are not the thugs scarfing up AK's and RPG's, but 
educated young Iraqis, a couple of them from Baghdad doing their 
dentistry internship in small towns near Basrah, another one a 
architectural engineer.

Many of their accounts of the situation in Iraq presently do not 
jive with the picture the western media paints. I have enjoyed 
reading many of these "blogs" for some time now, and being the 
kind, wonderfull, sharing person I am.....


http://dear_raed.blogspot.com/

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/ 

http://ishtartalking.blogspot.com/ 

http://healingiraq.blogspot.com/

http://www.messopotamian.blogspot.com/ 

http://hammorabi.blogspot.com/

http://iraqataglance.blogspot.com/

http://nabilsblog.blogspot.com/

http://baghdadee.blogspot.com/

http://afamilyinbaghdad.blogspot.com/

http://iraq-iraqis.blogspot.com/

http://fayrouz.blogspot.com/

http://secretsinbaghdad.blogspot.com/

http://roadofanation.blogspot.com/



OR, just go to...  http://iraqblogcount.blogspot.com/

...to link to all of them.


 

From: Whoever it may concern ;)
To: om/cf
Subject: Iraqi Weblogger's
Date: Sun Dec 28 23:11:24 2003

Message:
No thanks, but enjoy yourself sucking Iraqi cock!

From: Helen of Troy
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 00:43:08 2003

Message:
All you morons and cunt boys could take a lesson from me 
regarding intellectual strength. I have discovered that the cure 
to cancer resides in pomegranites. Yes, by chewing the pits, you 
will cure the cancer caused by the juices! This is defiance to 
Croyden Counsel Decree 11-a: "Pursuant to Decree 10-m, all 
members of the council will be required to consume as many 
pomegranites as possible, so that a detailed medical analysis of 
the cause(s) and effect(s) of pomegranite juice and cancer can be 
ascertained" (sic). Now then: if there is any chance that such 
experimentation might take place in order to determine the 
cause(s) and effect(s) of self-medicating with crack and the 
occurrace of schizophrenia, further introspection will no be 
required.                
              

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **WHO KNOWS - WHO CARES: A NOTHING WITH NO CONSEQUENCE TO ANYBODY OR ANYTHING**
Date: Mon Dec 29 09:08:23 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay then, have it your way - I condemn you to Hell too. :)
It's little fucks like you that REQUIRE to work whereas I don't! 
LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Oh yeah!
Sorry to disturb your psychosis, Mr.Micawber!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can roll on the floor all you like you fucking SCUM!!
This does not deter from the fact that you are SCUM!!
Go join all the other SCUM SCUM!!
Mr.Micawber?
WTF are you on about SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BUGGING RIG CURSE VICTIMS**
Subject: **YOU PAY ME NOTHING**
Date: Mon Dec 29 09:21:12 2003

Message:
So the fact is that I think you are appalling.
Try to consider that.
I think this sits uneasily with your second-to-none fuck.
Don't you? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MADELEINE STOWE & UMA THURMAN**
Subject: **IT'S THE ECONOMY STOOPID**
Date: Mon Dec 29 09:46:23 2003

Message:
This could be the start of something beautiful ..
And yet you sit on that rig and chew the cud:
Don't you?
I wonder how we could ever produce something meaningful out of 
chaos like that.
If 'meaningful' equates to 'amoralistic' then I guess you got it.
Tick-Tock.
Time told - and let's keep it in past tense forever!
Thanks! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MADELEINE STOWE & UMA THURMAN**
Subject: **POINT BLANK REFUSAL**
Date: Mon Dec 29 09:50:57 2003

Message:
That's right.
But then again you sat on that rig and did nothing.
Therefore I do not know you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MADELEINE STOWE & UMA THURMAN & WHOEVER**
Date: Mon Dec 29 09:58:50 2003

Message:
No.
You see in the end the only thing that matters to me is my 
finances ..
What could possibly matter to you?
Your spiritual & physical development.
Don't want that?
Fine!
Fuck off with it.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I'LL SHOP YOUR SOUL AT THE NEXT FULL MOON**
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:02:14 2003

Message:
Believe me, I shall ride rough-shod over anyone or anything in 
order to acquire finances.
Since I deal with monkeys I don't have any particular problem 
with this principle.
In the meantime ...
Pay me. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:04:53 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I just want to crucify all of your fake 
messiahs* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:06:33 2003

Message:
I too have seen *The bleating audience outside day in & day out, 
day in & day out, and yet still those fools cannot pay me* 
effect!!

They lack basic organisational powers?

They are all Hollywood has beens?

Nobody really knows.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **HOLLYWOOD 'B' LIST**
Subject: **HOLLYWOOD 'B' LIST WITH A BIT OF 'CAT IN THE HAT' THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE.** :)
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:10:58 2003

Message:
MICHAEL DOUGLAS & CATHERINE ZETA JONES - so much for your 
privacy issues! 
GWYNETH PALTROW - nice dildo. Thanks for the marriage ceremony 
invite.
DEMI MOORE - you THINK you are going to lose me for physical sex 
or you ARE going to lose me for physical sex? :) 
MARILYN MANSON - We are both agreed that the effect you are 
trying to achieve is a sort of evil 'Cat in the Hat'.
QUENTIN TARRANTINO - Here's your brand new film script.
SARAH MATRAVERS - fool!! 
MADELEINE STOWE - you are first in the queue for physical sex. 
JODIE FOSTER - you are currently in a looney bin. You think that 
I am the devil & that you are Jesus. Your mission? Kill the 
devil. Good luck. :)
RUSSELL CROWE - not looking anywhere near as good as he used 
to ..
CHARLIZE THERON - haven't got a clue - still smoking - possibly 
another looney bin intern.
NICOLE KIDMAN - You married Tom Cruise in order to chase men 
like Russell Crowe - you told me so.
UMA THURMAN - No. No means no. The definition of 'no' 
is 'denial' which means 'fuck off'.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU ANALYZE THIS SITUATION**
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:23:21 2003

Message:
I think the point is that I have next to no money and yet all of 
these people make money off my back.
Those Hollywood people just sit on that rig.
They seem to think it is fine that they have millions and yet I 
have next to nothing.
Name them & shame them I say!
But they don't call it 'The Curse of the Bugging Rig' for 
nothing.
Of that you have my absolute assurance.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:50:32 2003

Message:
I have seen the *So now what you lying, cheating, denying sacks-
of-shit?* effect!!

Maybe you should sue me? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE DOCTRINE OF ANNIHILATION OR I AM DEEPLY WOUNDED** :)
Date: Mon Dec 29 10:58:31 2003

Message:
:)

The proof?
You only live one life ..
I suppose that the after-Death state is going to cause your 
continued experience of Self?
I suppose that the after-Death state is not going to cause your 
continued experience of Self?
This is a tricky question that even for myself incertainities 
exist in quantities.
One thing is for sure:
I am not Paul Tarsus or some other religious figure around those 
times ..
I am a completely different person.
Therefore in conjunct to further absence of evidence I cannot 
furnish any proof of existence beyond the grave.
Neither may I provide to you the proof or the belief in any kind 
of existence that may be free from the constraints of the flesh.
It is my belief that if such a thing exists then it is to 
experience Hell.

From: .44
To: Cunt of Troy
Date: Mon Dec 29 12:03:01 2003

Message:
Fuck you.                

From: helen copperfield
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 16:30:46 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay then, have it your way - I condemn you to Hell too. :)
It's little fucks like you that REQUIRE to work whereas I don't! 
LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Oh yeah!
Sorry to disturb your psychosis, Mr.Micawber!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can roll on the floor all you like you fucking SCUM!!
This does not deter from the fact that you are SCUM!!
Go join all the other SCUM SCUM!!
Mr.Micawber?
WTF are you on about SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Roll on the floor? Unlike your beggar self, I have a sofa.
Scum? LOL!!!! Name calling from a Beggar?
Mr.Micawber?  Let's see......you talk up your"rare books" 
collection, but you don't know your Charles Dickens?
Proof enough that you are ill-gotten rubbish from the union of a 
chambermaid and a dustbin collector! BEGGAR INDEED!!!!! ROFL!!! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **FILL IN THE BLANK? NO CAN DO.**
Subject: **I HEREBY ANNIHILATE YOU OR HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY - WHY STOP WITH HELLFIRE WHEN YOU CAN GO THE WHOLE HOG AND GET YOURSELF AN EXTERMINATION?** :)
Date: Mon Dec 29 18:41:57 2003

Message:
Why not? All you're doing is pissing away time as an excuse for 
not finding a job!
Bye now Beggar!!!!! ROFL!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay then, have it your way - I condemn you to Hell too. :)
It's little fucks like you that REQUIRE to work whereas I don't! 
LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Oh yeah!
Sorry to disturb your psychosis, Mr.Micawber!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can roll on the floor all you like you fucking SCUM!!
This does not deter from the fact that you are SCUM!!
Go join all the other SCUM SCUM!!
Mr.Micawber?
WTF are you on about SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Roll on the floor? Unlike your beggar self, I have a sofa.
Scum? LOL!!!! Name calling from a Beggar?
Mr.Micawber?  Let's see......you talk up your"rare books" 
collection, but you don't know your Charles Dickens?
Proof enough that you are ill-gotten rubbish from the union of a 
chambermaid and a dustbin collector! BEGGAR INDEED!!!!! ROFL!!! 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I don't read fiction you fucking moron.
Have not done for years and years.
Never cared for Dickens.
Much better things to read like nuclear physics.
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EXISTENCE BEYOND THE GRAVE**
Date: Mon Dec 29 18:45:26 2003

Message:
Therefore in conjunct to further absence of evidence I cannot 
furnish any proof of existence beyond the grave.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Today I came up with a plan that will probably be carried out 
next year. It shall furnish decent material proof that death may 
be survivable. One of the premises being that 'spiritual 
connectedness' is also down to genealogy and a not too distant 
relationship in generations between people who may meet in life. 
As far as I am concerned 'soulmates' do not exist until proved 
and they would be reliant upon that same premise which I hope to 
explore next year. Though absolute proof will not be furnished 
for this particular exercise, I expect to produce the kind of 
material evidence that would easily stand up in court. The issue 
is not as simple as a step back in generations however. 

From:
To: HELEN OF BEGGARVILLE
Date: Mon Dec 29 20:21:26 2003

Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!

From:
To: helen the lying Beggar!
Date: Mon Dec 29 20:26:29 2003

Message:
I don't read fiction you fucking moron.
Have not done for years and years.
Never cared for Dickens.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
To not enjoy it is one thing; to have no clue as to what I was 
referring to makes you: a liar, a beggar, and a moron!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EXTERMINATION STATISTICS**
Date: Mon Dec 29 19:55:53 2003

Message:
1 in 5000 people per year experience annihilation when they die 
approximately.
Therefore if the average lifespan was 55 then 1 in 90 people get 
annihilated.
Just put it at 1 in 100.
You know I feel quite comfortable with that - the world is about 
that evil for those figures to sound acceptable.
Whole new meaning to Neighbourhood Watch.

Violations of predestination are oftenmost to blame. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 20:46:48 2003

Message:
40 + 32 = 72 [Harem job]
40 + 33 = 73 [blown up terrorist]
33 is Christ principle
40 is duration in time
implying on average 33 incarnations over more like 4000 years 
and suggesting the Atlantean Christ was real.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 21:07:26 2003

Message:
We have considered this again and the Old Testament Moses was 
the 'Atlantean' original 'Christ' beyond all doubt.
Aside from that, Paul of Tarsus and just l'il ol' me - that 
comprises the entity known as 'Christ'.
The personage was not therefore Mohammed, John the Baptist, 
Plato, modern day sect leaders or trance mediums, the 50,000 
year old man from which we are all descended - amongst others.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 21:15:26 2003

Message:
On average an 'oversoul' has 33 incarnations only.

From:
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Mon Dec 29 22:56:23 2003

Message:
How many standard deviations are you below the mean?          
                     

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELLNO OF YORTSHIT PUDDIN' BREATH BITCH CUNT
Date: Mon Dec 29 23:25:17 2003

Message:
I am most probably the next JESUS! You're simply a beggar bitch 
boy. This fucking Prophet is going to ROCK!!

Listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' over and over till you fucking 
GET IT!! GET IT?????

OKay CumBucket Bitch?  ROOOOOOOR! FUCK YOU AND ANYBODY THAT 
LOOKS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

From:
To:
Date: Mon Dec 29 22:56:23 2003

Message:
/./           

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: .44
Date: Tue Dec 30 03:58:01 2003

Message:
You have the tiniest cock. You are a cuckoled linp-wristed 
pussy. Next time you put that magnum barrel up your arse, put a 
bullet in the fucking chamber, cocksucker!

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: Helen of Troy (Cunt)
Date: Tue Dec 30 04:03:22 2003

Message:
can I toss a buut-cookie into your mouth from my rusty cookie 
jar? Would you like that?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 08:03:56 2003

Message:
How many standard deviations are you below the mean?  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
They're notes for myself.
They do not involve you.
I use this board like jotting paper.

In any case which 'mean' are you talking about in particular?
For example, the sum divided by the number of distinct numbers 
or the geometric mean?
Who gives a fuck what you may consider to provide as an answer?

I don't think that I am interested in those people that denied 
me finances anymore.
State the obvious! :)        

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes **
Date: Tue Dec 30 08:09:55 2003

Message:
*Listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' over and over till you 
fucking 
GET IT!! GET IT?????*

Get what precisely you stupid fucking moron, a lit up view of 
the 'Dark Side of the Moon'? 
WTF are you talking about?

*I am most probably the next JESUS! You're simply a beggar bitch 
boy. This fucking Prophet is going to ROCK!!*

'Probably' would seem to indicate 'incertitude' - look that word 
up. 

Rock music is a communist invention. :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 08:17:43 2003

Message:
From: 
To: HELEN OF BEGGARVILLE 
Date: Mon Dec 29 20:21:26 2003 
Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
*I am the new Messiah*
Yes, well I am.
That makes you a sad fuck from Hell.
It also guarantees your annihilation. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES**
Date: Tue Dec 30 08:23:51 2003

Message:
Please give up.
I am not interested in having you as my friends.
You have had plentiful time to consider the situation.
I do not want to know you ever.
It's that simple.
Personally I think you are off your rockers.
But in any case I just don't want to know.
I'm not changing my mind.
Forget about me.
Get on with your lives.
Thank you. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 08:27:17 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I think that 'probably' goes for the Hollywood 
actors too* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A DOUCHEBAG REVEALED OR BOOK THAT FLIGHT TO SOUTH AMERICA ROUND ABOUT NOW.** :)
Date: Tue Dec 30 16:52:19 2003

Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It's easy to see that you are one of those deranged sick-headed 
bugging rig operators in government. We're shutting your 
business down. I have issued instructions to a couple of 
Hollywood stars. They themselves won't put contract killings on 
your head but I think perhaps they know people who do that kind 
of thing. That's what Hollywood is like too - crooks mainly. We 
think we can get you on the Privacy Bill? Not sure about this 
[LOL!!] but if that failed I guess we could try the Consumer's 
Act and sue you as the suppliers. Do be careful to invest your 
money properly now - you'll need every penny of it. By the way, 
telling all those Hollywood stars if they paid me money you'd 
murder me wasn't particularly sporting IMO. But there it is the 
Truth you little fucking maggot! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 17:01:17 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Next stop Fleet Street* effect!! Eek!

From: america
To: afghanistan
Subject: fucker
Date: Fri Feb 28 10:20:13 2003

Message:
you r all fucker man you r fucker america is no one man u r 
fucker. jusus even

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MORE CURSE**
Date: Tue Dec 30 17:05:34 2003

Message:
Politicians aside, many people want to know what the hell 
Hollywood stars are doing on the rig.
What is the rig anyway?
I explained that some time ago.
They are according to themselves 'on the rig' so that they can 
try and adjust to my reappearance.
They have difficulty with the concept of my being Jesus and it 
is probably more psychologically difficult for them because the 
angle they are coming from is as actors.
This is not a psychological weakness necessarily but more a 
realisation on a profound level of who I am.
At least that's the way they'd like to hear it so I shall 
declare that last statement a proposal.
No I'll declare it as fact.
That way I get this done quicker. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **ALEISTER CAMPBELL**
Subject: **THIS IS BIGGER THAN WATERGATE BUT SIZE DOES NOT REALLY MATTER IMO**
Date: Tue Dec 30 17:42:38 2003

Message:
Did you remember to back up that DVD-ROM? :)

So President Bush his wife and his aides, Tony Blair with Cherie 
in tow, Aleister Campbell came round for tea an' biccies one 
day ..
Very important guests! :)
Two voice impressionists from the Anaconda show wanted to come 
too but they got turned away by the Presidential aides. :(
We discussed siphoning and gardening and the technique was 
demonstrated by a home brewing expert who doubled up as a .. you 
guessed .. a Presidential aide.
Luckily for me I was then paid the sum of one million pounds 
Sterling.
It was the President in the end.
Tony had paid the two million months earlier and so didn't have 
to pay again.
The money?
It was for the Space project. :)
We were hoping to make the Anglo-American 'special relationship' 
even more cosy and special.
Later on I had a bath.
And guess who came back?
Aleister Campbell.
Whistling cheerily as he worked I urged him on and giggled & 
laughed as he backed it all up.
It was VERY funny! LOL!!
'Take your time I said' just to make it really funny! :)
Later on I got out of the bath and toweled myself down.
Aleister was still there: 'hiya Aleister!' LOL!!
Suddenly, out of the blue two Presidential aides appeared and 
tried to prevent him leaving the room.
Bit of a sticky situation! LOL!!
I think he said 'Look there! New messiah' - something like that -
 but the diversionary tactic worked and with a hop and a skip 
and a clickety click of Dorothy's shoes, Aleister ran off into 
the night ... [very quickly.]

**TO BE CONTINUED**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TIME TO PAY THE PERFORMER OR YOU ARE BEING INVOICED FOR AN EXCLUSIVE TRANCE MEDIUM SESSION YOU WITNESSED LAST NIGHT.**
Date: Tue Dec 30 17:43:56 2003

Message:
Uma Thurman and Madeleine Stowe, I hereby invoice you to the 
tune of 100,000 pounds Sterling.

In polite society tardy payments are frowned upon.

Oh fiddlesticks!

Let's see what you are really about ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 18:17:06 2003

Message:
I have seen the *That particular trance session was EXCLUSIVE in 
every sense of the word for I told them to destroy the visual 
feed & audio recordings and guess what - they did!* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 18:26:21 2003

Message:
FOOLs!! :)) 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OH LOOK IT'S ALL ON FIRE.** :)
Date: Tue Dec 30 18:49:37 2003

Message:
.. London Bridge is burning down ..
 .. burning down ..
 .. burning down ..
 .. London Bridge is burning down ..
Just another 999 S.O.S. effect!! Yawn.
... ... Dring! Dring! Which service do you require please?
Fire department, medics, police?
The choice is bewildering ..
Don't have time for this - I'll have the whole lot! :)
Throw in an assassin or two, evacuations, real smoke and real 
flames .. 
And finally some real live Page 3 girl action from the window at 
last! :)
Well not really.
I'm going to watch TV now k?
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE FIRE OUT. I FEEL MUCH SAFER NOW, THANKS!** :)
Date: Tue Dec 30 19:08:37 2003

Message:
Thank you very much to you too!!

Come round for chocolate biscuits and tea anytime.

Over & out! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ALL THAT SECURITY - WELL THANK GOD FOR SELF ASSESSMENT BECAUSE I CAN SEE ALL TOO WELL THAT IT WAS REQUIRED.**
Date: Tue Dec 30 19:18:00 2003

Message:
http://www.braxtonian.com/2003/11/19/mission_for_freedom_leaving_
london_captive.php

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

London Bridge ain t falling down,
falling down, falling down,
George Bush is at the crown, 
my fair lady

He s stepping up security,
security, security,
He s afraid of you and me
my fair lady

His opinion rating s down the chute,
down the chute, down the chute,
He should be gagged and be made mute
my fair lady

He ll make war at any cost,
at any cost, at any cost
Peace in the world is forever lost
my fair lady

Tony Blair is his main ally,
main ally, main ally,
our soldiers ready, sent to die
help us, dear lady.




From: Jethro Bodean
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: Big Ass Bowls of Cheerios
Date: Tue Dec 30 19:56:15 2003

Message:
You been makin' prank calls you fuckin' used book trader?

From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Tue Dec 30 20:50:36 2003

Message:
Happy New year to all of you and may the New Year brings us lots 
of joy, happiness, peace, good health and prosperity.

Lets us all continue to pray fo harmony among religions so that 
we can help and not fight to save many who are hungry, homeless 
and sick.

Lets us all pray for the 50,000 thousand or more that died in 
the quake in Iran and condolence to their family and God to 
show  his mercy and not let such disaster happen again in this 
beautiful world.

God have mercy on us all. God Bless.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Jethro Bodean**
Subject: **Big Ass Bowls of Cheerios**
Date: Tue Dec 30 20:59:11 2003

Message:
You been makin' prank calls you fuckin' used book trader?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes! :)
There was no fire really.
How about someone stuck you through your head with their fist 
because I feel it coming your way? :)
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:06:52 2003

Message:
the foot in your ass = Jethro Bodean = ? = To: HELEN OF 
BEGGARVILLE = To: helen the lying Beggar! = From: helen 
copperfield 

We were waiting for your denial of whom I accused you to be. 
Instead you chose otherwise. Thank you for the information.



From:
To: helen of Beggarville
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:19:02 2003

Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It's easy to see that you are one of those deranged sick-headed 
bugging rig operators in government. We're shutting your 
business down. I have issued instructions to a couple of 
Hollywood stars. They themselves won't put contract killings on 
your head but I think perhaps they know people who do that kind 
of thing. That's what Hollywood is like too - crooks mainly. We 
think we can get you on the Privacy Bill? Not sure about this 
[LOL!!] but if that failed I guess we could try the Consumer's 
Act and sue you as the suppliers. Do be careful to invest your 
money properly now - you'll need every penny of it. By the way, 
telling all those Hollywood stars if they paid me money you'd 
murder me wasn't particularly sporting IMO. But there it is the 
Truth you little fucking maggot! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

We? WE? You have friends? 
You have no friends, and we all know it! ROF-Fucking L!!!!!!!!
Have fun sucking the cocks of your betters at Barclays for 
scraps!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass = Jethro Bodean = ? etc.**
Subject: **YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE**
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:25:28 2003

Message:
From: 
To: helen of Beggarville 
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:19:02 2003 
Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It's easy to see that you are one of those deranged sick-headed 
bugging rig operators in government. We're shutting your 
business down. I have issued instructions to a couple of 
Hollywood stars. They themselves won't put contract killings on 
your head but I think perhaps they know people who do that kind 
of thing. That's what Hollywood is like too - crooks mainly. We 
think we can get you on the Privacy Bill? Not sure about this 
[LOL!!] but if that failed I guess we could try the Consumer's 
Act and sue you as the suppliers. Do be careful to invest your 
money properly now - you'll need every penny of it. By the way, 
telling all those Hollywood stars if they paid me money you'd 
murder me wasn't particularly sporting IMO. But there it is the 
Truth you little fucking maggot! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

We? WE? You have friends? 
You have no friends, and we all know it! ROF-Fucking L!!!!!!!!
Have fun sucking the cocks of your betters at Barclays for 
scraps!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Look buddy! Steady now but you are just about to die.
Have a nice sleep! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass = Jethro Bodean = ? etc.**
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:41:23 2003

Message:
ROFL!!!!!
Your drivel is so so common for a nutcase.....I am the new 
Messiah......LOL!!!!.........I am making scientific 
discoverys!.....ROFL!!!!!!........
Can't wait to hear your confession: "I am the bastard son of 
Henry VIII" ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It's easy to see that you are one of those deranged sick-headed 
bugging rig operators in government. We're shutting your 
business down. I have issued instructions to a couple of 
Hollywood stars. They themselves won't put contract killings on 
your head but I think perhaps they know people who do that kind 
of thing. That's what Hollywood is like too - crooks mainly. We 
think we can get you on the Privacy Bill? Not sure about this 
[LOL!!] but if that failed I guess we could try the Consumer's 
Act and sue you as the suppliers. Do be careful to invest your 
money properly now - you'll need every penny of it. By the way, 
telling all those Hollywood stars if they paid me money you'd 
murder me wasn't particularly sporting IMO. But there it is the 
Truth you little fucking maggot! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

We? WE? You have friends? 
You have no friends, and we all know it! ROF-Fucking L!!!!!!!!
Have fun sucking the cocks of your betters at Barclays for 
scraps!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Like I said, we were waiting for your denial ..
I'm convinced we didn't hear one ..
Yet.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Facts Finder**
Date: Tue Dec 30 21:43:42 2003

Message:
Happy New year to all of you and may the New Year brings us lots 
of joy, happiness, peace, good health and prosperity.

Lets us all continue to pray fo harmony among religions so that 
we can help and not fight to save many who are hungry, homeless 
and sick.

Lets us all pray for the 50,000 thousand or more that died in 
the quake in Iran and condolence to their family and God to 
show  his mercy and not let such disaster happen again in this 
beautiful world.

God have mercy on us all. God Bless.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
I go along with the 'prosperity' bit because I have all those 
other things.
2004 will be prosperous for me.
Health is more important anyway.
Prayer alone gets you nowhere in my opinion.
It is fine to contemplate what to do but you must take physical 
actions to improve things for yourself or others.
Happy new year.

From:
To: helen the lazy BEGGAR
Date: Tue Dec 30 23:02:17 2003

Message:
It is fine to contemplate what to do but you must take physical 
actions to improve things for yourself or others.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Then getta JOB, you good-for-nothing CUNT!
ROFL!!!!

From: Bill of St Paul
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 05:10:21 2003

Message:
I have derived the orange tuna hypothesis. More will follow in 
later posts. Stay tuned Helen Cunt Boy. :)                     

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:36:22 2003

Message:
From: 
To: helen the lazy BEGGAR 
Date: Tue Dec 30 23:02:17 2003 
Message:
It is fine to contemplate what to do but you must take physical 
actions to improve things for yourself or others.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Then getta JOB, you good-for-nothing CUNT!
ROFL!!!!


-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're dealing with an intellectual giant you stupid fucking 
CUNT-BOY!!
Go fuck yourself to HELL!! LOL!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **UMA THURMAN & MADELEINE STOWE**
Subject: **THESE FUCKING CUNT-GIRLS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH NOT PAYING ME**
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:38:32 2003

Message:
You'd like to claim that you don't know about this site.
With live video you don't know about this site? LMAO!
This non-existent payment signals that you are CHEATS!!
I don't want to know you.
Same goes for the rest of your Hollywood buddies.
Fuck the Hell off and never come back!!
Just fuck off!! LOL!!
[This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.]
In your fucking dreams! LMAO!!
FUCK YOU!!
EAT SHIT & DIE!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **VERDICT. THOSE HOLLYWOOD WOMEN**
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:43:02 2003

Message:
Well I ain't fuckin' them ..
They are CHEATS!!
They sit on that fucking rig to ADJUST??
Well adjust yourselves to this then you fucking cheats!
I'm going OUT OF MY WAY to make sure I don't know ever a single 
one of you.
Fucking DISGUSTING.
Pass me the puke bag and let's move on ..
Cause you're DONE - Hollywood women.
You never amounted to anything.
You're not worth a bean! 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:47:27 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Helen sure as fuck ain't EVER changin' her mind 
about those Hollywood women* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:50:45 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Anybody for a bugging rig curse?* effect!!

In the end you simply lose patience with the minds of simpletons.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:52:23 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Whether this lark about the bugging rig 
reaches Fleet St. or not is besides the point because Helen's 
mind is well and truly made up about you.* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:54:08 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Now what whimpering drivelling fool wants to 
come on the rig next?* effect!!

I think I should explain to you about my finances prior?

You gutless little cunts should talk to your solicitors.

I'm charging you with crimes against Divinity.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE TRUTH ABOUT THOSE HOLLYWOOD WOMEN**
Date: Wed Dec 31 06:56:58 2003

Message:
I despise them.
Once I found a legitimate reason that they should pay me and 
they failed to do so they simply went the same way as so many 
others have already done.
It was always going to be something of an uneasy relationship 
what with me signing on and they sitting on millions apiece.
Look at this from a human perspective and the way one would be 
expected to react humanly given these peculiar conditions.
All that money being passed around over my back was not such a 
good idea in the end ..
You've got yourself an individual who refuses point blank to 
ever know you.
Every attempt was made to rescue you from that situation.
I feel that when the conditions involve money then where I am 
concerned you are in essence unrescuable.
**You seem to believe that denying me material power will 
somehow prove to be your saving graces?**
You are truly outta your fucking minds.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **You seem to believe that denying me material power will somehow prove to be your saving graces.**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:08:20 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Read the Truth and weep - 'cause it's too late 
now.* effect!!

All of that Hollywood cunt and you don't want any of it? LOL!!

Um, yes actually. But I think I am justified in hating their 
guts.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE HOLLYWOOD WOMEN**
Subject: **HAPPY NEW YEAR**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:13:13 2003

Message:
I hate to have to inform you of this but I don't give a rat's 
ass how your year is or any subsequent years for that matter.
I bent over backwards for you and your various emotional 
dilemmas.
Now I have simply had enough.
I will not be adding your address details into my address book.
Not that you ever offered them anyway.
How do I obtain a state where in writing this issue is finally 
and permanently closed?
Let's just say fuck off!
And call it quits. :)
I agree that on certain issues I keep changing my mind.
But just try guessing my new year's resolution.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:18:30 2003

Message:
I have seen the *That's them fucking DONE. The eyes of the world 
look on. I suppose you could say that Hollywood is controlled by 
Jews. Whatever the case, I just don't want to know.* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Fleet St.**
Subject: **I WAS THINKING OFWRITING A SERIOUS ARTICLE OR TWO**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:23:14 2003

Message:
I'll be in contact.
I have a peculiar political stance ..
Might require some research but I think I'll go for solicited 
material.
Amen.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:26:03 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Let's make a psychic prediction about Uma 
Thurman & Madeleine Stowe paying me for that trance session* 
effect!!

Or name me your team of solicitors. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:32:48 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Now what whimpering drivelling fool wants to 
come on the rig next?* effect!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL! I am reminded of that Council leader a few months back! LOL!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAYDAY HOSPITAL MANAGEMENT**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:36:05 2003

Message:
Quoting verbatim: [when the electricity was down I addressed the 
emergency on the hospital premises]

'That's the new messiah, we should be shot for not paying him 
anything.'

Look at it this way, I'd say it rules out candlelit dinners for 
two. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **STUPID POLICEWOMAN AT CHARING X POLICE STATION RECENTLY**
Subject: **I AM A GREAT PSYCHIC DETECTIVE I MEAN LOOK AT MY SUCCESS RATE WITH THAT CRYPTIC CLUELESS BUNK.** :)
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:38:26 2003

Message:
Quoting verbatim:

'That's the new messiah, we denied him finances and now he is 
refusing to do anything for us. It's a nightmare .. '

My new hobby?

Just hang out in Police stations. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CROYDON FIRE DEPARTMENT**
Subject: **I SUPPOSE THAT ARSON IS A GOOD WAY TO GET YOURSELF A NEW COUNCIL FLAT**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:44:16 2003

Message:
Become police women?
Obvious answer.
In the meantime I think you'll find I'm a mean fast bowler .. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **JONATHAN ROSS**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:48:18 2003

Message:
You would talk endlessly about me ..
Talk away.
Those terrestial channels ain't ever getting the likes of me ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE - EINSTEIN PROVED THIS FOR US**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:55:16 2003

Message:
Faster than Light travel?

In a nutshell?

Doesn't involve you. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER**
Date: Wed Dec 31 07:59:16 2003

Message:
Did you ever consider that issues like people not being able to 
sign on because they have no address were far more important 
than the extermination Vs. the non-extermination of urban 
foxes? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER**
Date: Wed Dec 31 08:04:56 2003

Message:
It is for reasons like that that I am simply taking over. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **TONY BLAIR, EX - PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN.**
Subject: **I HAVE DIFFICULTY WITH THE 'GREAT' ASPECT**
Date: Wed Dec 31 08:06:10 2003

Message:
To stand a fighting chance we'll all just see you in court k? :)

You're getting life.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **WRAPPING UP THE HOLLYWOOD BITCHES**
Date: Wed Dec 31 08:10:22 2003

Message:
I have seen the *They say they'll kill you if we give you money 
is complete & utter bull* effect!!

Liars! :) 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PERSON POSTING AS 'SOUTH_PARK_DUDE' IS ALSO POSTING AS 'HELEN OF TROY'? WELL IT'S TRUE!!** :)
Date: Wed Dec 31 08:19:34 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Fleet Street here I come!* effect!!

Same person?

That's news to me!

But who is that person?

And why for God's sake does He call Himself Helen? :)

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: 'HELEN OF TROY
Subject: A fitting New Years Eve Toast!
Date: Wed Dec 31 12:41:54 2003

Message:
Here's to the *DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER*

And

the fucking **BATS IN YOUR BELFREY!!**

Bottoms UP! Cheers!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: Heads_On_Pikes
Subject: **A fitting New Years Eve Toast!**
Date: Wed Dec 31 18:34:09 2003

Message:
From: Heads_On_Pikes 
To: 'HELEN OF TROY 
Subject: A fitting New Years Eve Toast! 
Date: Wed Dec 31 12:41:54 2003 
Message:
Here's to the *DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER*

And

the fucking **BATS IN YOUR BELFREY!!**

Bottoms UP! Cheers!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah ok.
Get 'em with the bugging equipment.
Put Jodie Foster in the witness stand.
Yeah ok.

I need to drink now.

Over & out.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **HOLLYWOOD 'B' LIST ON BUGGING RIG.**
Subject: **HAPPY NEW YEAR**
Date: Wed Dec 31 18:46:05 2003

Message:
That's it.
I gave you an argument within a moral framework that was ignored.
Expect no special concession from me when you take the witness 
stand.
Things could have been different but I don't want relationships 
with any of you.
I've got the material evidence or rather the lack of it that 
indicates to me that I am made of better stuff.
This is an absolute judgement.
The issue has been worked through enough to be considered closed.
Have a good year.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **HOLLYWOOD 'B' LIST ON BUGGING RIG.**
Subject: **YOU FORGOT THE DOWRY - NEVERMIND YOU CAN ALWAYS PRETEND.** :)
Date: Wed Dec 31 18:50:43 2003

Message:
Let me say it again so that you get my message: NO relationships.
You are worse than useless to me.
I suppose your company is okay but it could never develop.
Where is the money? :)
I mean seriously, when I Truly do justify that you hand over a 
tidy few million beyond all doubt and when naturally you don't 
then the stream runs dry ..
Happy 2004.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:06:41 2003

Message:
I have seen the *You could still be my friends.* effect!!

Personally I think that is complete bullshit.

Friends don't behave like that.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:10:43 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I am a person of my word and won't sue you. 
Who? Oh come on .. give me a fucking break!* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:12:11 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *So what pack of fucking idiots are next? 
Cause I am getting fucking tired of you fucking morons.* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:15:08 2003

Message:
Recently I too have seen the *let's just rule out physical sex 
too on the basis that I don't have the money to pay for it* 
effect!!

Maniacs.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **VERDICT**
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:32:06 2003

Message:
You women have become completely meaningless to me.
I think you're insane.
'The most eligible bachelor in the world?'
Yeah right!
I'll buy you dinner sweetheart!
Anytime sugarplums!
I gave you the means of avoiding this situation but you did not 
take it.
That makes you undesirable to me whether I am eligible or not.
Fancy that! Eligible with no money. Funniest shit ever! LOL!!
No fucking way - not now or ever.
Just fuck off!
Fin.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF THAT'S MY VERDICT ON MY NON-EXISTENT LOVE LIFE THEN WHAT IS MY VERDICT ON WHAT I AM GOING TO DO FOR PEOPLE GENERALLY?**
Date: Wed Dec 31 19:38:06 2003

Message:
Um, usually when you do a job and unless you freely undertake to 
do charity work then you get salaried for it?
I used to think that was the case but hey correct me if I am 
wrong.
If you wish to behave in a manner that is criminal in the eyes 
of God then you shall get treated as one.
You don't HAVE to pay me but I sure as Hell won't do things for 
you in the absence of payments.
You are completely fucking nuts!
I'm just doing my own thing now - if it benefits you great, 
otherwise tough.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS THE MISSION.**
Date: Wed Dec 31 20:11:48 2003

Message:
(1) If I can justify with physical evidence that we should blow 
up the world and get general agreement for this then I shall do 
it.
(2) Relationships with women are now declared hitherto non-
existent. The amounts of sex look like they are at a steady 
level of zero amount and probably nothing. I did what I could 
but they just wouldn't listen and eventually you just have to 
throw in the towel.
(3) Medicine? Well management sure as Hell haven't paid me and I 
sense that they never will. I therefore cannot see that I will 
be doing any of that.
(4) Taking over the country? I suppose I might spread rumours 
however do you not think that it is slightly ridiculous that 
your so called 'leader' is signing on and is constantly cash-
strapped? Is that how to treat your 'leader'? Or rather, is that 
your 'leader'?
(5) Physics. I'm going for that definitely. I think 'faster than 
light' travel is possible and given that I can get together a 
theory I see no particular reason why you should not be provided 
with the technology even though I am a little sore about the 
money. I think that you are such a complete clown act that I may 
have to build the entire space craft myself. In this case, I 
will record what I do on film for later examination and provide 
all of the blueprints and the rest of the design - there just 
seems no reason not to give this to you - I have examined the 
issue again and again. I don't think the space craft is very 
large and that is why I think it is feasible that I could 
construct the whole thing myself.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 20:23:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am simply not going to bother interacting 
with people as this would apply to the mission anymore - they 
are a complete fucking clown act.* effect!!

You fucking clown act! 


[GET OFF THE FUCKING BUGGING RIG YOU FUCKING CLOWNS!!]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE IT ABSOLUTELY CLEAR THAT I AM NO LONGER PREPARED TO PUT UP WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR.**
Date: Wed Dec 31 20:29:08 2003

Message:
BTW if you heard anything you think could be useful to you then 
it could well be down to the bugging equipment.
It is obviously absolutely completely fucking impossible to 
interact with any of you in anyway that could be 
considered 'constructive' except in what amounts to a mediocre 
way.
I don't think that given time this shall make an iota of 
difference.
I can't get the simplest instruction across to you:
Pay me.
Therefore I give up on trying to 'come back into the world of 
people.'
It is a waste of time trying to do this when the very simplest 
of instructions is ignored.
Though I agree that this has ended up as rather solitary, I 
think that in the face of the evidence I have to give up.
I will try and make some money somehow and move onto the Physics.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHRIST ON THE DOLE**
Date: Wed Dec 31 21:03:23 2003

Message:
Correct me if I am wrong, but I just see it going that way.
How the fuck else do you think it could possibly be going?
This mission clearly involves other people to a minimum of 
degree.
Though I am not happy with this situation I am just going to 
have to accept it and see what I can do more or less by myself.
[Like I said I am going to try and produce a space vehicle that 
goes quicker than light.]
It is in my judgement useless to bring other people into this 
project except to provide me with the hardware components and 
other materials that I order.
Naturally that costs money and that is the MAIN OBSTACLE that is 
facing me before proceeding onto doing this.
The idea that you pay me something for this is utterly and 
completely laughable - there is no better way to DIE laughing!
So I need to figure that out first.

From: Facts Finder
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Wed Dec 31 21:17:32 2003

Message:
I go along with the 'prosperity' bit because I have all those 
other things.
2004 will be prosperous for me.
Health is more important anyway.
Prayer alone gets you nowhere in my opinion.
It is fine to contemplate what to do but you must take physical 
actions to improve things for yourself or others.
Happy new year.


I BELIEVE PRAYERS IS THE MOST POWERFUL GIFT THAT GOD'S GIVE US. 
IT HAPPEN TO ME, IF YOU DID NOT KNOW, I AM A CANCER PATIENT WITH 
FORTH STAGE OF CANCER AND HAVE ONLY 3 MONTHS TO LIVE. I SURVIVE 
TILL NOW 6 YEARS. DOCTORS ARE ALSO SURPRISE WITH THE RESULT.

YES AND I DO AGREE WITH YOU THAT WE HAVE TO TAKE PHISICAL 
ACTIONS TO IMPROVE. AS GOD TEACH US. HE WILL ONLY HELP THOSE WHO 
HELP THEMSELVES.

JUST A MATTER OF CURIOUSITY. YOU SEEM TO BE A NICE PERSON TO 
DISCUSS SITUATION. WHY ARE YOU POSTING ALL THOSE MESSAGES THAT 
IS NOT RELATED TO THIS BOARD. HOW OLD ARE YOU. I AM 50 THIS 
JANUARY.

ANYWAY MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD. GOD BLESS.

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: Toast Correction - I was really drunk on power at the time
Date: Wed Dec 31 21:45:29 2003

Message:
Here's to the *DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER*

And

the **BATS IN YOUR FUCKING BELFRY!!**

Bottoms UP! Cheers! God Save the Queen, her fucked up dog, the 
royal fuckin' hedges and the rest of that bloody good shite! Get 
off your duff, quit your fuckin' crybaby crap, lmfao, and 
resolve to be a REAL fucking MAN in the new year!

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: All ya'll's {{LMFAO!}}
Date: Wed Dec 31 22:51:31 2003

Message:
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.


What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.


Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.


What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US leader.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts.


Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a 
room together? 

100 people who don't do dick.


What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs.


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes.


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, 
caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention 
of driving.


A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who 
has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she's 18.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine?"


What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.


Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car 
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


What's the Cuban National Anthem?

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than 
the other? 

A speech impediment.


What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at 
half-mast? 

They're hiring.


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? 

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of 
the cage along with... "a recipe".


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... 
word? 

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a 
southern fairytale?

A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern 
fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


Why is there no Disneyland in China?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides


What did the Mexican fireman name his twin boys?

Jose and Hose B. 

From:
To:
Date: Wed Dec 31 23:00:40 2003

Message:
Ballad Of The Queen Beret

Falling Fairies from the sky,
O broke a nail, Oh I could cry.
Don't you like how my tushy sways?
We are the fags of the Queen Berets.

Bill Clinton's words upon my ears,
"You Guys have rights, be proud you're Queers."
I once was scared, now I'm okay,
Cause I'm a Fag in the Queen Berets.

Put silver earclips on my nuts,
I love the pain, now spank my butt.
The way you walk is awfully cute.
I sure would love to pack your chute.

This Army stuff is awfully slick,
Free meals and clothes, and lots of dicks.
When I retire, I'll still get paid.
I thank you Bill, from the Queen Berets

From: Helen
To: Troy
Date: Thu Jan 1 01:04:03 2004

Message:
YOU GO GIRL!                 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Facts Finder**
Subject: **HAPPY NEW YEAR**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:06:46 2004

Message:
From: Facts Finder 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Wed Dec 31 21:17:32 2003 
Message:
I go along with the 'prosperity' bit because I have all those 
other things.
2004 will be prosperous for me.
Health is more important anyway.
Prayer alone gets you nowhere in my opinion.
It is fine to contemplate what to do but you must take physical 
actions to improve things for yourself or others.
Happy new year.


I BELIEVE PRAYERS IS THE MOST POWERFUL GIFT THAT GOD'S GIVE US. 
IT HAPPEN TO ME, IF YOU DID NOT KNOW, I AM A CANCER PATIENT WITH 
FORTH STAGE OF CANCER AND HAVE ONLY 3 MONTHS TO LIVE. I SURVIVE 
TILL NOW 6 YEARS. DOCTORS ARE ALSO SURPRISE WITH THE RESULT.

YES AND I DO AGREE WITH YOU THAT WE HAVE TO TAKE PHISICAL 
ACTIONS TO IMPROVE. AS GOD TEACH US. HE WILL ONLY HELP THOSE WHO 
HELP THEMSELVES.

JUST A MATTER OF CURIOUSITY. YOU SEEM TO BE A NICE PERSON TO 
DISCUSS SITUATION. WHY ARE YOU POSTING ALL THOSE MESSAGES THAT 
IS NOT RELATED TO THIS BOARD. HOW OLD ARE YOU. I AM 50 THIS 
JANUARY.

ANYWAY MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD. GOD BLESS.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
I am 38 - 39 in February.
I'd like to agree with you about the power of prayer alone but I 
have found this not to be the case.
If it works for you then that's good.
I write up unrelated things because I've been posting for a 
while on this board and it is just handy to have other ideas 
which are unrelated in the same place.
I agree that I have been straying off topic too much recently 
and that I should make more statements to that effect.

**HE WILL ONLY HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES.** - I don't know 
about the Koran but it is a common fallacy for people to think 
that this statement or similiar appears in the Bible - it 
doesn't.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **Toast Correction - I was really drunk on power at the time**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:16:57 2004

Message:
Here's to the *DINOSAURS IN WESTMINSTER*

And

the **BATS IN YOUR FUCKING BELFRY!!**

Bottoms UP! Cheers! God Save the Queen, her fucked up dog, the 
royal fuckin' hedges and the rest of that bloody good shite! Get 
off your duff, quit your fuckin' crybaby crap, lmfao, and 
resolve to be a REAL fucking MAN in the new year!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
New Year's Resolution: Have meaningful relationships with the 
Hollywood bugging equipment women.
Write it down, make a note because we need to film this.
Hear! Hear! A good clip behind the ear for the new messiah!
I understand the dog is dead - that's O.K. I don't like them 
really.
To signal my vast power and to occasionally remind people that I 
need money?
Hollywood women FUCK OFF! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT TRULY GOT RESOLVED LAST NIGHT**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:22:32 2004

Message:
A lot of that stuff is junk.
The best version is the following:

(1) Principally I rejected the proposition of simultaneous 
relationships with women.
(2) I considered that the most you could probably have that 
would be meaningful at the same time would be 4 and at an 
extreme would be 5.
(3) I signaled to women on bugging equipment that their chances 
of a relationship and/or sex had been reduced greatly for having 
done so i.e. sat on the equipment with their shitty fucking 
arguments against giving me money.
(4) I produced for them logical arguments that an act of 
friendship entailed providing me with money within a moral 
framework that held up against counter-arguments (and was 
ignored).
(5) I considered various other scenarios such as having one 
relationship, having none, having sex with several women, having 
none.
(6) I concluded that the most likely scenario would be sex with 
several women with fairly meaningless and shortlived 
relationships to envelope them.
(7) I determined that on no accounts would I ever have sex with 
a woman without her paying me - not that I would be paid for 
sexual services but simply as recompense for the attitudes of 
people during a time long ago ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT TRULY GOT RESOLVED LAST NIGHT**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:22:32 2004

Message:
A lot of that stuff is junk.
The best version is the following:

(1) Principally I rejected the proposition of simultaneous 
relationships with women.
(2) I considered that the most you could probably have that 
would be meaningful at the same time would be 4 and at an 
extreme would be 5.
(3) I signaled to women on bugging equipment that their chances 
of a relationship and/or sex had been reduced greatly for having 
done so i.e. sat on the equipment with their shitty fucking 
arguments against giving me money.
(4) I produced for them logical arguments that an act of 
friendship entailed providing me with money within a moral 
framework that held up against counter-arguments (and was 
ignored).
(5) I considered various other scenarios such as having one 
relationship, having none, having sex with several women, having 
none.
(6) I concluded that the most likely scenario would be sex with 
several women with fairly meaningless and shortlived 
relationships to envelope them.
(7) 'I determined that on no accounts would I ever have sex with 
a woman without her paying me - not that I would be paid for 
sexual services but simply as recompense for the attitudes of 
people during a time long ago ... ' Now. I don't think I'd do 
that if I had money. On the other hand I think it was a 
completely fair demand to make all in all considered last night. 
It is therefore valid until I get paid. However, for those 
particular people who let me down last night please refrain (you 
wouldn't anyway would you you liars - so waste of space typing 
it) get lost!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:39:42 2004

Message:
I have seen the *I think we can see why those relationships with 
Hollywood women sitting on a bugging rig are not exactly off to 
a flying start.* effect!!

The lady's not for turning - does all the time - but certain 
things get determined in time and there is no going back on them.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **GOODBYE MADELEINE STOWE AND UMA THURMAN - CONSIDER GOING BACK TO YOUR HUSBANDS**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:41:41 2004

Message:
I too have seen the *I strongly suggest that you only stick 
millionairesses onto the bugging rig who have paid a tidy couple 
of million up front in the future. Otherwise I'll just stick 'em 
on the sacrificial altar too without even a trace of a second 
thought about it.* effect!!

So I've made an example of them.

Who wants to go next? :)

Or rather, how many examples exactly do you think you all need?


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THAT WAS TOO SLOW - YOU'D LIKE ANOTHER BATCH ON THE SACRIFICIAL ALTAR?**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:47:38 2004

Message:
Ever thought of paying me? :)
Let's just say that whoever is female and whom I named as having 
got on that rig along with those I didn't name can just take a 
fucking hike! :)
I think you'll find that there are still many women left in the 
world and even at the rate of two a second it would take an 
awful long time to pull them all through the rig.
Utterly ruthless? :)
Not really - it is simply that I feel it is high time you 
[whoever that is] paid me something. :)
Consider it done.
There's the deal on the table. :)
Still, I told you the curse was real and there's some I just 
cooked up specially for you non-payers - just as you deserve.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SOME OF WHAT I POST IS HOAX MATERIAL - SOME ISN'T - THIS ISN'T**
Date: Thu Jan 1 05:54:07 2004

Message:
Ultimately time will tell won't it?
I have every intention of adopting this course of action.
Since it involves only my decisions and because I feel this to 
be a justified course of action then time will tell ..
It is time to grow up and consider your options.
Naturally I do not expect people to pool together to pay me in 
the local area.
However is there any millionairess who would like to part with a 
couple?
If there isn't that's okay too but friendship at that point will 
not be on the cards with any millionairess after a suitable 
period of time has elapsed and I have judged that what I have 
said has suitably sunk in and has been comprehended.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A PSYCHIC PREDICTION FOR YOU.**
Date: Thu Jan 1 06:00:34 2004

Message:
However is there any millionairess who would like to part with a 
couple?
If there isn't that's okay too but friendship at that point will 
not be on the cards with any millionairess after a suitable 
period of time has elapsed and I have judged that what I have 
said has suitably sunk in and has been comprehended.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I predict there isn't one.
The point here being that I adhere to statements in the New 
Testament such as 'it is easier for a camel to pass through the 
eye of a needle than to reach the kingdom of Heaven' - that kind 
of thing.
Clearly when I talk to the rich I become aware that I am talking 
to a form of sub-normal mutants.
I think that's one of the best ways of putting it.
I am sure there are exceptions - have met one or two during my 
life - but almost invariably they are not.  

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IN CONCLUSION**
Date: Thu Jan 1 06:04:50 2004

Message:
I hope that provides an elucidation to the weird & wonderful 
stuff posted up last night. It should provide you with what was 
decided versus a whole bunch of undecided stuff. I have also 
demonstrated my power in real terms and whether it is material 
or not at this stage is besides the point.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BUGGING RIG FREELIVEVIDEO PAY PER VIEW SERVICE.**
Date: Thu Jan 1 06:07:43 2004

Message:
Pay per view? LOL!!
Amongst other things:
You are worshiping the image of the beast as far as I am 
concerned and government are going to get sued.
Things should be done in the real world.
Even this message board is better than that shit.
You can't seem to snap out of it.
You never will be able to by viewing me like that.
Get on that rig and kiss goodbye to your sex life with me.
Jesus up as a chat girl without the chat? LOL!!
I still can't tell if it is a microphone or the flip side of a 
receiver acting as a transmitter but those dribs and drabs that 
I get are hardly what constitutes a face to face conversation.
The complete and utter CRAP I've heard through that thing?
On the other hand you are incapable of carrying out the simplest 
instruction that might put an end to this unfortunate state of 
affairs.
That is partly why I had to make the decision about those women 
just now.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HAPPY NEW YEAR - GET A LIFE!!**
Date: Thu Jan 1 06:23:28 2004

Message:
That's it.
I gave you an argument within a moral framework that was ignored.
Expect no special concession from me when you take the witness 
stand.
Things could have been different but I don't want relationships 
with any of you.
I've got the material evidence or rather the lack of it that 
indicates to me that I am made of better stuff.
This is an absolute judgement.
The issue has been worked through enough to be considered closed.
Have a good year.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So it was pretty much the FIRST post of last night that signaled 
my course of action.

From:
To: helen the Beggar
Date: Thu Jan 1 09:12:41 2004

Message:
Ever thought of paying me? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

If you ever have ANYTHING useful to sell!
As of yet, you have come up with absolutely nothing.

From: Merlyn
To: ya sick fuckers
Subject: http://yonkis.ya.com/demonia.htm
Date: Thu Jan 1 13:15:58 2004

Message:
http://yonkis.ya.com/demonia.htm

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ATTN: INTERESTED PARTIES**
Date: Thu Jan 1 15:31:43 2004

Message:
My address:

Mr. Richard J. Warwick
72 Mayday Road
Thornton Heath
CR7 7HL
Surrey
United Kingdom

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Jan 1 15:32:52 2004

Message:
Ever thought of paying me? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

If you ever have ANYTHING useful to sell!
As of yet, you have come up with absolutely nothing.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'm trying the film industry. Hard sell on the bugging rig and 
telephone calls.

From: Tom of Pittsburgh
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Fri Jan 2 00:32:06 2004

Message:
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!             

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Tom of Pittsburgh**
Date: Fri Jan 2 07:31:16 2004

Message:
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Thank you! :)

From: AMINA
To: ALL PEOLE
Subject: WHAT EVER
Date: Fri Jan 2 14:25:14 2004

Message:
U PEOPLE R ALL SO GAY!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!
FU<K U ALL!!!!
OK!!!!!!!!!
BYE GAY PEOLE!!!!!!!!!
                           BYE

From: AMINA
To: EVERY 1/ ALL
Subject: WHAT EVER
Date: Fri Jan 2 14:28:11 2004

Message:
HI GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!
WHATZ UP????!!!
Y R U ALL SOOOOOOO GAY 4????????
WELL...............
                           BYE!!!!!!!!!!

From: EVERY 1/ ALL
To: AMINA THE QUEER
Date: Fri Jan 2 16:41:11 2004

Message:
Sup, you fuckin sissy!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THEY'RE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME.**
Date: Fri Jan 2 16:37:04 2004

Message:
Why don't they write biographies for film stars that split the 
film credits up from the actual life? They all begin with 
childhood, this or that school, then maybe a bit of drama school 
and then straight into the film roles. To integrate the two 
together you could mention the years and the films with respect 
to the strictly biographical data and view them alongside a 
detailed chronological list of the films to date. I get the 
impression reading these things that these actors have fallen 
victim to multiple personality disorder with respect to their 
film roles and later life.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jan 2 18:01:31 2004

Message:
This board flatlined nearly a year ago, yet here it sits in a 
vegatative state on life support. Bedpans and vomit are all 
that's left. PULL THE FUCKIN' PLUG ALREADY YOU SADISTIC PRICK!!!

From: awm
To: all
Subject: same
Date: Fri Jan 2 18:17:49 2004

Message:
we are in the new year,HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL,i guess their is no 
change,the war is on in Iraq and you dont give a damn,Americans 
are dieing they should not be there anyway thanks to Mr. George 
W.Bush for that,He doesnt care for Saddam or Americans that are 
in Iraq ,ITS THE OIL ONLY not Saddam.I wish you all a Happy New 
Year and maybe next term we will have a new leader,lets all vote 
for a lady to lead us in peace,never the guys with their war 
games,they are all nuts,bye for now  I will be back in three 
months time

From: om/cf
To: awm
Date: Fri Jan 2 20:02:53 2004

Message:
Year and maybe next term we will have a new leader,lets all vote 
for a lady to lead us in peace,never the guys with their war 
games,they are all nuts,bye for now 
========================================================

Carol Moseley Braun? You've GOT to be joking! ROFLMFAO!! Good 
one!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jan 2 22:11:35 2004

Message:
OR, were you refering to Hillary? You've GOT to be joking! 
ROFLMFAO (again!)!! Better one!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THEY'RE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME.**
Date: Sat Jan 3 08:23:46 2004

Message:
Why don't they write biographies for film stars that split the 
film credits up from the actual life? They all begin with 
childhood, this or that school, then maybe a bit of drama school 
and then straight into the film roles. To integrate the two 
together you could mention the years and the films with respect 
to the strictly biographical data and view them alongside a 
detailed chronological list of the films to date. I get the 
impression reading these things that these actors have fallen 
victim to multiple personality disorder with respect to their 
film roles and later life.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Further: I suppose there is something here because people 
identify with their job roles. Though an actor has a job as just 
that - each role is clearly not that person and in that sense 
non-biographical.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HAPPY, PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR OF 2004**
Date: Sat Jan 3 08:26:32 2004

Message:
2003 if not the worst year of my life was easily the worst 
because of my finances and peoples' GODDAMNING lousy attitudes 
to them - or rather the lack of them. Let's hope this matter of 
what constitutes a 'role' and what doesn't gets cleared up 
pretty pronto because I'm sick of it and I had last year ruined 
by other people.

That's why I wish you a prosperous year 2004.

Some more than others you have my assurance. 

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: %2~0~0~4%
Date: Sat Jan 3 12:25:48 2004

Message:
Thank you for the good wishes.

I think I can speak everyone when I say, WE SURE AS FUCK HOPE 
YOU HAVE A BETTER FUCKING 2004 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO 
YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING!! LOL!!

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To:
Subject: Tough Crowd...I tell ya...tough crowd
Date: Sat Jan 3 20:42:05 2004

Message:
Hear the one about the al-Qaida bitch trying to get aboard a BA 
flight with a cunt-full of C-4?..., wheeew! Stinky finger time!

From: Ray Lewis
To:
Date: Sat Jan 3 23:24:23 2004

Message:
I play for the Baltimore Ravens. I like to dress as a little 
schoolgirl, and pretend that every quarterback in the league is 
spanking me.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm                

From:
To: Ray Lewis
Date: Sat Jan 3 23:24:23 2004

Message:
Candyass.           

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **MY FUCKING FINANCES**
Date: Sun Jan 4 10:43:32 2004

Message:
Thank you for the good wishes.

I think I can speak everyone when I say, WE SURE AS FUCK HOPE 
YOU HAVE A BETTER FUCKING 2004 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO 
YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING!! LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes well I told that stupid [lying] cunt Madeleine Stowe to 
fucking pay up.
She didn't. :)
[They sit on that bugging rig above 'The Empire', Leicester 
Square - sign on the door says 'Jesus Fashion Parade']
Latest deal is a coupla million from Uma Thurman.
We'll get married and have a wonderful life together.
Thing is - she's already married.
Stowe's husband cheats on her ..
But what about Uma's? :)

I'm going into town. LOL!!



From: Bill of Pittsburgh
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Mon Jan 5 04:19:43 2004

Message:
I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!                           

From:
To:
Date: Mon Jan 5 07:10:19 2004

Message:
I'm going into town. LOL!!
___________________________

Didya bring ur gun rube?


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Jan 5 07:49:10 2004

Message:
Didya bring ur gun rube?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Sadly, no. :(

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY TRIP INTO TOWN**
Date: Mon Jan 5 07:50:28 2004

Message:
So I ran via Crystal Palace and onto the S. Circular.
This is a crap way to do it but the views are different, for 
example: Dulwich college - few other bits and pieces.
Went by MI6 [where nearby doth liest 'The Interplanetary 
Society'] and gave the finger to all of their outside security 
cameras on the side of the bridge.
I am not sure why I did this but on reflection it is not the 
first time I have done this and I'm probably simply developing a 
habit.
Then I met all the 'new messiah this - new messiah that' people 
round Leicester Square and Covent Garden.
I ran round Leicester Square very quickly.
After which I called for a talent scout.
I then went to Knightsbridge.
Then I went back to Leicester Square and Covent Garden again to 
amuse myself observing the 'new messiah this - new messiah that' 
people again.
Then I went onto the West Bank and walked to tower bridge.
There were a couple of Japanese tourists and orthodox Jews.
They seemed to know me and I conversely went along with it ..
Went past the Tower of London [by this time it was past midnight]
Then I was heading towards St. Paul's when all of a sudden two 
plain clothes policemen decided to do a stop & search.
That was funny! :)
After searching for weaponry around my ankles and calves they 
gave me a pink receipt.
That's funny too.
Here is what some of the details states:

'Found wandering in the area prone to burglary and said he was 
out for a run. Would walk to Covent Garden in order to use the 
loo.'

Sightseeing over, I JOGGED to Covent Garden and used the loo.
I then walked to Leicester Square ..
At this point there were few 'new messiah this - new messiah 
that' people around but their ascerbic presence was still felt.
I then jogged and finally STAGGERED home.
Drank two beers, talked to the loons on the bugging rig - went 
to sleep - dreamt of money. ;)
Verdict: if you're going to run out there then you might well 
end up staggering on the way back.
Especially if you've done 30 miles in all or more ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OH**
Date: Mon Jan 5 08:23:10 2004

Message:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=10&q=acerbic

'Sour or bitter tasting; acid. See Synonyms at bitter. 
Sharp or biting, as in character or expression:  At times, the 
playwright allows an acerbic tone to pierce through otherwise 
arid or flowery prose  (Alvin Klein).' 



From: har
To: whoever
Subject: gbs
Date: Mon Jan 5 08:45:46 2004

Message:
you mutha fuckas whats up i need some gbs and i had a wicked 
trip the other day on shrooms, you fucku

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Jan 5 09:15:21 2004

Message:
I have heard the *lager can embedded against the West Bank 
walkway* effect!!

From: oiuhuih
To:
Date: Mon Jan 5 21:04:21 2004

Message:
uygyu8yugoioijioio[hoikjio[-

From: xx#uyuuo] of hkkyuy55p
To: oiuhuih
Date: Mon Jan 5 22:50:38 2004

Message:
Sooooooooooooooooo cryptic. I'm getting goosebumps!           
                             

From: om/cf
To: oiuhuih
Subject: uygyu8yugoioijioio[hoikjio[-
Date: Mon Jan 5 23:22:49 2004

Message:
Translation: 

Osama's tape is B.S.(stop) The sheik is fucking dried 
protoplasmic mountain worm food(stop) Al-Queerda brother's, the 
goat rectum is ripe 'n ready(stop) Our plans are fucked beyond 
our wildest animal mounting dreams(stop) Fuckin' Bush and Blair 
have foiled the plan(stop)

 

From: Bob Thishere
To: THE FUCKERS
Subject: What the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Mon Jan 5 21:04:56 2004

Message:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF
UCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF
UCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF
UCKFUCKFUCKFUckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfufck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuck   
you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Bye.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BLAIR & BUSH HAVE SEX. WHEN THEY ARE FINISHED THEY TOWEL THEMSELVES DOWN AND CONSIDER THE SECURITY ARRANGEMENTS FOR THEIR NEXT SUMMIT.**
Date: Tue Jan 6 06:56:00 2004

Message:
Yes the plan is foiled. :)
Stop!
You know any sad fucker with a bit of dynamite can blow you up 
so WATCH IT you little CUNT-BOY! LOL!!
... Stop??
BOOOOMMMMMM?????
Dunno. :) 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I WILL ONLY FUCK MY FINANCIERS - NOBODY ELSE - FEMALES ONLY. THANK YOU!** :)
Date: Tue Jan 6 08:32:36 2004

Message:
Welcome to the Future. :)
Get ready for a technology that goes faster than Light!
Pretty quick huh? :)
In the meantime I will fuck my financiers ..
Not quite sure everyone knows what I mean by 'fuck' but I 
suggest I'll be going with it.
I am the Light & the Resurrection.
Peace on Earth as in Heaven.
Take a hike you little fucking cunt-boy.
All that jazz.
Amen.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **UNRAVELING THE TRUTH OVER DIANA, THE PRINCESS OF WALES, DEATH & THE OTHER GUY.**
Date: Tue Jan 6 08:38:54 2004

Message:
Muuurderrrrrrrr?
Yessssss!!
I told you so.
Now why the fuck would they open this inquest all these years 
after if it was not common knowledge in political circles that 
the French were responsible?
I told you that the Prince of Wales was the person unnamed in 
that letter a while back.
I told you furthermore that this amounted to paranoia.
You will find out about the murder(s) in due course whether or 
not this inquest supplys the means to obtain evidence from the 
French.

From:
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Tue Jan 6 23:21:28 2004

Message:
I liked you better when I was your little cunt boy.  :)         
              

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Jan 7 00:25:10 2004

Message:
Wondrous Treatment Of Women In Islam
T he purpose of this article is to show how the barbaric nature 
of Islam manifests itself in the cruel treatment of women. 

1. Lets start with the "great" Mohammed himself, the founder of 
this "fabulous" faith. Mohammed was married to Khadija Bibi, his 
employer and 15 years his senior. At that time Mohammed was 25 
years old. He was Khadija Bibi's third husband. Khadija Bibi was 
a widow when she married Mohammed. For the first time in his 
life, Mohammed enjoyed a luxurious life. 

This shows the parasitic nature of Mohammed who married his 
employer so that he can live a rich life without putting in a 
single day's work. 

2. Khadija Bibi died when Mohammed was 49 years old. Between the 
ages of 49 and 63 the "great prophet" married at least 11 times. 

This shows how he treated the institution of marriage. For him, 
women were nothing but objects for sexual fulfillment. Marrying 
at least 11 women in 14 years throws light on his insatiable 
sexual appetite. 
Read on about the "greatness" of this prophet. 

3. Mohammed's favourite wife was Ayesha Bibi who was 6 years old 
when she was married to him. 

Marrying a 6 year old baby clearly shows that Mohammed was not 
only a womanizer but also a child molester. 

4. Mohammed's adopted son Zayed was married to Zainab, daughter 
of Jahsh. But one day the prophet "beheld in a loose undress, 
the beauty of Zainab, and burst forth into an ejaculation of 
devotion and desire. The servile, or greatful, freeman (Zayed) 
understood the hint and yielded without hesitation to the love 
of the benefactor." 

Mohammed was not satisfied with his own overflowing harem and 
had to marry his son's wife. His son being a devoted follower of 
the "great" prophet was more than happy to divorce his wife. 
What a great father-in-law Mohammed was, a model for all Islamic 
father-in-laws! 


Mohammed preached what he practised. This is supported by the 
following verses from Quran and Hadiths. 

Quotes from the "Holy" Quran on Women 


II/223: Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate). So go to 
your tilth as ye will... 

Here you can clearly see how highly Islam treats women. Women in 
Islam are referred to as fields that are to be cultivated by 
man. What an honour for a Muslim woman! 

IV/34: Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the 
one of them to excel the other.. As for those from whom ye fear 
rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and 
scourge them.

First point to notice here is that Quran clearly states that Men 
are superior to women. Secondly, Islam instructs that a man 
should control his women through brutal violence and fear. 

IV/15: (For women) If any one of your women is guilty of 
lewdness ...confine them until death claims them. 

IV/16: (For Men) If two men among you commit indecency (sodomy) 
punish them both. If they repent and mend their ways, let them 
be. Allah is forgiving and merciful. 

As you can see, for women any sort of sexual exploration is 
punishable by death. Whereas for a man, any form of perversion 
is pardoned by the all merciful Allah. 

XXIV/6-7: As for those who accuse their wives but have no 
witnesses except themselves , let the testimony of one of them 
be four testimonies... 

Here we see, that a husband can easily accuse his wife (or 
wives) and eventually sentence her to death by merely declaring 
four times that the accusation is true. On the other hand, women 
have no such right in Islam. 


Quotes from Hadith TIRMZI AND OTHERS 
If a woman's conduct is mischievous or immodest, the husband has 
the right to beat her up but must not break her bones. She must 
not allow anybody to enter the house if her husband does not 
like him. She has the right to expect sustenance of her husband. 
(TR. P 439) 

It is forbidden for a woman to be seen by any man except her 
husband when she is made up or well-dressed. (TR. P 430) 

A woman is not a believer if she undertakes a journey which may 
last three days or longer, unless she is accompanied by her 
husband, son, father 

A woman must veil herself even in the presence of her husband's 
father, brother and other male relations. (TR. P 432) 

She is forbidden to spend any money without the permission of 
her husband, and it includes giving food to the needy or feast 
to friends. (TR. P 265) 

A wife is forbidden to perform extra prayers (NAFAL) or observe 
fasting (other than RAMADAN) without the permission of her 
husband. (TR. P 300) 

If prostration were a legitimate act other than to God, woman 
should have prostrated to her husband. (TR. P 428) 

If a man is in a mood to have sexual intercourse the woman must 
come immediately even if she is baking bread at a communal oven. 
(TR. P 428) 

The marriage of a woman to her man is not substantive. It is 
precarious. For example if the father of the husband orders his 
son to divorce his wife, he must do so. (TR. P 440) 

A woman who seeks KHULA i.e. divorce from her man, without a 
just cause, shall not enter paradise. (TR. P 440) 
On the contrary, a husband can divorce his wife at will. 

Majority of women would go to hell. (Muslim P 1431) 

If a woman refuses to come to bed when invited by her husband, 
she becomes the target of the curses of angles. Exactly the same 
happens if she deserts her husband's bed. (Bokhari P 93) 

Women who are ungrateful to their men are the denizens of hell; 
it is an act of ingratitude for a woman to say: "I have never 
seen any good from you." (Bokhari P 96) 

A woman in many ways is deprived of the possession of her own 
body. Even her milk belongs to her husband. (Bokhari P 27) She 
is not allowed to practise birth control either. 

Quotes From Sahih Muslim Hadith 
Chapter 540.The prophet said that he saw a woman coming and 
going in the shape of a devil and she fascinated him. So he came 
to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning leather and had sexual 
intercourse with her. That drove out what he felt in his heart. 

Chapter 558. The prophet said: "When a man calls his wife to bed 
and she does not come, the husband spends the night being angry 
with her, and the angels curse her until morning. The one who is 
in heaven is displeased with her until the husband is pleased 
with her. 

Chpater 576. The prophet said :"Woman has been created from a 
rib, and will in no way be straightened for you." 

Anwar Shaikh , the author of Islam: An Arab National Movement 
says:
"It shows the basic doctrine of Islam about womanhood, that is, 
she is basically crooked, and man has the right to keep her 
under his constant vigil; she must never be left alone." 

In fact, another hadith expresses woman's position bluntly: 

     "I have not left any calamity more
      hurtful to man than woman."
Chapter 619: Selling a cat, selling a dog (unless it is a 
working dog), and earning of prostitutes(unless they are non-
muslims),... are all forbidden. 

This verse encourages the Muslim invaders to convert women of 
other faith into prostitutes for their own enjoyment as 
prostitution by non-muslims is NOT forbidden. We can see plenty 
of examples of this throughout history, especially Indian 
history. 

Chapter 1140: The prophet said : "The majority of those who 
entered the fire of Hell were women." 

So Islam considers most of the women are evil in nature and they 
end up in hell. 

Malik 362:1221 Ibn Fahd said "I have some slave girls who are 
better than my wives, but I do not desire that they should all 
become pregnant. Shall I do azl(withdrawal) with them?" Hajjaj 
said "They are your fields of cultivation. If you wish to 
irrigate them do so, if not keep them dry." 

The next three verses are related to each other. 

Malik 364:1234 If a woman suckles a baby, she becomes its foster 
mother and her husband a foster father. If a man has two wives, 
and one suckles a boy the other a girl, the boy can not marry 
the girl as the foster father of each is the same. 

The next verse contradicts the previous one.

Malik 364:1239 The rule pertaining to foster relationship only 
applies to children under 2 years. Thus (Malik 365:1243) a grown 
up man fed with the milk of a woman does not entail fostership. 

Read the next verse carefully. 

Malik 365:1245 A man said, "My wife has willfully given my 
slavegirl with whom I used to cohabit her own milk to drink. 
What is my relationship to the slave girl ?" Omar said "Punish 
your wife and go into your slave girl". 

What more can I say about these golden verses from the "Holy" 
Quran and the enlightening Hadiths-- guidelines for every true 
Muslim! 

Gazzali, the renowned Islamic thinker summed up the 18 pains 
that had been visited on Muslim women as a punishment for Eve's 
transgression in paradise. The list eloquently shows the 
position of women in Islam and how the social customs were 
backed up by Islam. Here Islam goes to the extent of saying that 
even pregnancy and childbirth are punishments from God. Such is 
the nature of the all merciful Allah!!! 

The 18 punishments are:

Menstruation 
Childbirth 
Separation from father and mother and marriage to a stranger 
Pregnancy 
Not having control over her own person 
A lesser share in inheritance. 
Her liability to be divorced and inability to divorce. 
It being lawful for man to have 4 wives but for a woman to have 
only 1 husband. 
The fact that she must stay secluded in the house 
The fact that she must keep her head covered inside the house. 
The fact that 2 women's testimonies have to be set against the 
testimony of one man. 
The fact that she must not go out of the house unless 
accompanied by a near relative. 
The fact that men take part in Friday and feast day funerals 
while women do not. 
Disqualification for rulership and judgeship. 
The fact that merit has 100 components, only one of which is 
attributable to women while 999 are attributed to men. 
The fact that if women are profligate they will be given only 
half as much torment as the rest of the community at the 
ressurection day. 
The fact that if their husbands die they must observe a waiting 
period of 4 months and 10 days before they remarry. 
The fact that if their husbands divorce them , they must observe 
a waiting period of 3 months or 3 menstrual periods before 
remarrying. 
To enlighten the people who are ignorant about "Sati" Pratha in 
India, this custom was a result of Muslim oppression and 
brutality. The Hindu women of India, in order to save their 
honour, used to jump into the fire after their husbands were 
brutally murdered by Muslim invaders. The question that arises 
from this is why did they jump into the fire and kill 
themselves? Why didn't they just poison themselves? The reason 
for this is that the lecherous necrophiliac muslim invaders did 
not even leave the dead bodies alone. Yes, they had sex even 
with the dead bodies! How disappointing it must have been for 
them to find nothing, but ashes. 

This is only a handful of facts that states the true nature of 
Islam. 


From:
To:
Date: Wed Jan 7 09:07:57 2004

Message:
Did Princess Di die in the backseat, whilst being impaled from 
both ends by gigantic Arab cocks? Inquiring minds want to know!!

From:
To: fuck all ya'll
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
fuck all you bitch ass mother fuckers who are talkin shit about 
afghanistan.  go shove dildos in ur asses trash nation

From: Fuck ya Motha
To: fuck all ya'll
Date: Wed Jan 7 20:36:46 2004

Message:
Yo cunt, ya motha bitch wuz by, and she be suckin on ALL our 
cocks!

From: Basente Bush
To:
Date: Wed Jan 7 22:38:50 2004

Message:
What the FUCK was I thinking? Grant amnesty to millions of 
ILLEGAL aliens AND their families, so they can come over and 
scrub toilets, pick fruit, and generally work in shit jobs that 
will make them dependent on welfare AND medical care paid for by 
YOU the taxpayers. Time to head west with nvg's and a 
high-powered rifle.                    

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Migration *NOT* Immigration!
Date: Wed Jan 7 23:12:46 2004

Message:
Anything for votes, huh? Why should they even bother with work? 
They're elligible for far better benefits than they could ever 
dream of by working in Mexico the second they step across the 
border with Hispanic political organizations to back them up.

Open the floodgates and watch the American "middle class" go bye-
bye. See Jose work happily for minimum wage and collect every 
possible while the rest of his brood of ten children milk the 
welfare system -- OH happy days are here again! IF, your 
Hispanic! If your not -- open that fucking wallet, you still 
have a couple bucks left.

And Mr. Bush smiles as he secures the election victory - not by 
getting this b.s. passed by a Republican Congress allowing 
millions of illegals to vote, that ain't gonna happen - but by 
gaining the massive LEGAL Hispanic vote of which he only 
recieved 35% in 2000. But he'll lose more votes of staunch 
Republicans you say? Who are they going to vote for? Dean? 
Clark? Nader? No, the majority will vote their party. It's a win-
win for Bush.

This is history being made, possibly. We may be watching the 
death of the "middle class" in America -- the backbone that made 
this nation great. As this country gets further flooded by 
Mexicans that can live a better life here than they can by 
working in Mexico, overall wages will take a nosedive, the 
standard of living of the current middle class will recede to 
the levels of the "middle class" in third world nations and the 
former middle class will become totally dependent on the federal 
government for their existance. Freedom and self sufficiency 
will become mere memories in one generation. There will be rich, 
and there will be poor. Guess who calls all the shots in that 
sccenerio? Hint: It ain't the vast majority poor, hereforth 
referred to as slaves.

Scary fucking late night pizza induced brainfarts -- yeah, 
maybe. 

From: Vincente Fox
To:
Date: Thu Jan 8 00:05:28 2004

Message:
Hehehe! I fuck Bush, he loves it, I love it, whats not to love?!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Jan 8 00:40:38 2004

Message:
Wondrous Treatment Of Women In Islam

1. Lets start with the "great" Mohammed himself, the founder of 
this "fabulous" faith. Mohammed was married to Khadija Bibi, his 
employer and 15 years his senior. At that time Mohammed was 25 
years old. He was Khadija Bibi's third husband. Khadija Bibi was 
a widow when she married Mohammed. For the first time in his 
life, Mohammed enjoyed a luxurious life. 

This shows the parasitic nature of Mohammed who married his 
employer so that he can live a rich life without putting in a 
single day's work. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Jan 8 00:45:03 2004

Message:
Wondrous Treatment Of Women In Islam

2. Khadija Bibi died when Mohammed was 49 years old. Between the 
ages of 49 and 63 the "great prophet" married at least 11 times. 

This shows how he treated the institution of marriage. For him, 
women were nothing but objects for sexual fulfillment. Marrying 
at least 11 women in 14 years throws light on his insatiable 
sexual appetite. 
Read on about the "greatness" of this prophet. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Jan 8 00:47:38 2004

Message:
3. Mohammed's favourite wife was Ayesha Bibi who was 6 years old 
when she was married to him. 

Marrying a 6 year old baby clearly shows that Mohammed was not 
only a womanizer but also a child molester. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Jan 8 00:49:44 2004

Message:
Wondrous Treatment Of Women In Islam

4. Mohammed's adopted son Zayed was married to Zainab, daughter 
of Jahsh. But one day the prophet "beheld in a loose undress, 
the beauty of Zainab, and burst forth into an ejaculation of 
devotion and desire. The servile, or greatful, freeman (Zayed) 
understood the hint and yielded without hesitation to the love 
of the benefactor." 

Mohammed was not satisfied with his own overflowing harem and 
had to marry his son's wife. His son being a devoted follower of 
the "great" prophet was more than happy to divorce his wife. 
What a great father-in-law Mohammed was, a model for all Islamic 
father-in-laws! 

From:
To: HELEN OF BULLSHIT
Date: Thu Jan 8 20:08:04 2004

Message:
I thought you said YOU were the new Messiah?
Shouldn't be too hard for YOU to take care of, should it?
ROFL!!!!!

From: Vicente Bush
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Jan 9 01:02:52 2004

Message:
I agree. I would have expected this kind of shit from Clinton, 
NOT Bush. This "amnesty" sounds like the kind of thing that 
Shrillary would do if she were elected president (God forbid!). 
Hello illegal aliens. Hello Mexican Mafia. Goodbye health system.  
Hello socialized medicine. Goodbye tax dollars. Hello increased 
crime rate. Hello increased population density. Goodbye fair 
wages. Like I said, it may be time to head west w/ nvg's and a 
high powered rifle.           

From: BFB
To: Helen the bell-end
Subject: you've had it COMING
Date: Fri Jan 9 11:46:44 2004

Message:
my messy spunk in your ugly eyes!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: **Read This**!! effect
Date: Fri Jan 9 12:05:55 2004

Message:
I have seen the Last night I spread my smooth butt cheeks, not 
for cleansing, but a succesfull attempt to accept a large penis 
deep into my man pussy !! if your kewl with this lets get 
together and make homo love effect!!!

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Fri Jan 9 12:43:28 2004

Message:
Like I said, it may be time to head west w/ nvg's and a 
high powered rifle.
_________________________________ 

VARMINT-CONG? LOL!!   

From: Kenny bankenship
To:
Date: Mon Jun 16 13:07:55 2003

Message:

From: L@@K
To: all anal scum fuckers
Date: Fri Jan 9 15:19:52 2004

Message:
AH HA HA

AH HA HA
 
AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

AH HA HA 

From: X
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:01:42 2004

Message:
Anything for votes, huh? Why should they even bother with work? 
They're elligible for far better benefits than they could ever 
dream of by working in Mexico the second they step across the 
border with Hispanic political organizations to back them up    -
----------------------------------------------------------------

Hmmmmn! Isn't this the stuff that Walter was warning you about 2 
years ago, when you all were skipping around, telling each other 
all about how wonderful George W. was?
                            LOL!!!


From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:10:04 2004

Message:
no, i think that was when you wanted to smell walter's 
butthole ??

From: X
To:
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:11:29 2004

Message:
I LOVE HOMELAND SECURITY!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: X
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:13:42 2004

Message:
NICE HOMO COMEBACK!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:15:28 2004

Message:
when merlyn cums back u will be sorry

From: X
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: Truce OK
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:20:22 2004

Message:
I (X) would just die if I could sing to u 1 day Helen of Troy, 
it will be a lovely melody, the whole fucking time i will be 
staring into your eyes !!
                       

From: L@@K
To: Helen of anal breath
Subject: why do the fucking british refuse to brush their teeth>>> EWWWW
Date: Fri Jan 9 20:34:39 2004

Message:
AH HA HA

AH HA HA
 
AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

AH HA HA 

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Fri Jan 9 21:48:57 2004

Message:
I was preaching the securing of the southern AND northern 
borders long before I ever posted on this board and long before 
09/11, so save your chest puffing shit.

Oh YA, and thank you, person posting for me, may you die soon in 
a bloody DNA mixed fucking accident on the pig farm.


From:
To:
Date: Fri Jan 9 22:14:03 2004

Message:
Just....Damn!

From: X
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Jan 10 00:44:13 2004

Message:
I was preaching the securing of the southern AND northern 
borders long before I ever posted on this board and long before 
09/11, so save your chest puffing shit.__________________________

ACTUALLY, THE MESSAGE WAS POSTED BY ME, NOT WALTER, SO SAVE YOUR 
CRYBABY SHIT.

OH YEAH....PERSON POSTING AS OM/CF: GOOD GOING! MAKE THE CHILD-
MOLESTING FREAK SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT! HE AINT GONNA DO SHIT 
ABOUT IT, CAUSE HE AINT SHIT! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



From:
To:
Date: Sat Jan 10 03:28:54 2004

Message:
Sad X just hasn't got over the fact that Walter's gone up to 
that big message board in the sky. Poor man's in denial.    

From: L@@K
To: OM?CF
Subject: TELL X ALL ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE and u will be happy
Date: Sat Jan 10 14:30:11 2004

Message:
WALTER IS A REGISTERED POLE SMOKER AND IF YOUR POLE NEEDS 
SMOKING HE WILL PAY U TO SMOKE IT



AH HA HA

AH HA HA
 
AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

AH HA HA 


From: om/cf
To: L@@K
Date: Sat Jan 10 16:10:48 2004

Message:
Your mother is a registered pole smoker, and we hear that she's 
been on a tour of Iraq, sucking all of the Muslim cock she can, 
until they finally tire of her slurping, and decide to blow her 
usless american brains out.
                          AH HA HA

AH HA HA
 
AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

AH HA HA 

From: pishiminda93@aol.com
To: blitzz5537@aol.com
Subject: hi
Date: Sat Feb 2 08:09:26 2002

Message:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhey

From: L@@K
To: OM?CF
Subject: Helen of anal breath said you were the board homo*
Date: Sat Jan 10 19:08:48 2004

Message:
I just spoke with X and he said that he likes you .... ALOT...
if you shave your weener he will suck it like a baby calf,
i think you should talk to him about your butthole ??

From: Merlyn /|\
To: ALL MEAR MORTALS /|\
Subject: /|\ YA>>/|\ IM BACK like a Blizzard in june i will suck THEE life from you !!
Date: Sat Jan 10 21:54:09 2004

Message:
I am BACK like a tornado through a trailor park i will consume 
THEE like a prince on a journey because he knows he is pretty 
like a flower in May blooming for erotica.

From: L@@K
To: everyone
Date: Sat Jan 10 22:34:37 2004

Message:
Anyone who wants to get their cock sucked, get in line.
I give group rates!

P.S. I'm really good at it!
My priest taught me!

From: Helen of Troy
To: X
Date: Sun Jan 11 01:53:49 2004

Message:
It puts the lotion on its skin. MOTHERFUCKER!! I SAID: It Puts 
The Lotion On Its Skin, you anally fucked little trollop! Get off 
of the board before I give you a facial!!           

From: X
To: Helen of Fantasy Island
Date: Sun Jan 11 11:35:37 2004

Message:
Get off the board before someone here finds you a J-O-B, and 
you'll be forced to do something other than whine and moan about 
what a fucked-up loser you are!
Hats off to Barclays for telling you to piss off!!!! ROFL!!!

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Jan 11 18:13:46 2004

Message:
I CONSIDER MY MOUTH AND STINKY ASSHOLE AS MY TWO CUNTS, ALL 
MUSLIM MEN DO. DOES THAT SEEM STRANGE?

From: X
To: Phony X
Date: Sun Jan 11 18:56:57 2004

Message:
As you have obviously not noticed, I have stopped posting in 
large case letters some time ago!
As usual, a piss poor attempt at impersonating your betters! 
LOL!!!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Sun Jan 11 23:09:31 2004

Message:
I thought I told you to fuck off and die. Never post here again.     
                   

From: X
To: .22
Date: Sun Jan 11 23:49:18 2004

Message:
I thought I told you to stop your mother from taking Muslim cock 
up her ass. Kick my ass and MAKE me stop posting. LOL!!!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 12 00:37:33 2004

Message:
I DID make you stop posting for awhile. How do your new dentures 
fit, btw?                 

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 12 00:37:33 2004

Message:
Gues I'll have to drag you out of your trailer and beat your ass 
-again. Sure hope your mom doesn't find out, or she'll say no to 
me once too often, and I'll have to grab the bitch by her ears 
until she does what I want her to do. You little fuckwad! You're 
not even fit to be my towel boy!                          

From: X
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 12 02:08:12 2004

Message:
Fuck me.          

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 12 05:03:58 2004

Message:
I DID make you stop posting for awhile. How do your new dentures 
fit, btw?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe you should look at the board, moron.                 



Gues I'll have to drag you out of your trailer and beat your ass 
-again.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Gues? How about Guess? Learn to spell, and then later work on 
learning to kick some ass! ROFL!!!!
Nothing is more amusing than uneducated people discussing 
trailers! LOL!!!!

Why don't you hook up with Helen.....you seem to be exactly her 
type!

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 12 05:03:58 2004

Message:
I DID make you stop posting for awhile. How do your new dentures 
fit, btw?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe you should look at the board, moron.                 



Gues I'll have to drag you out of your trailer and beat your ass 
-again.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Gues? How about Guess? Learn to spell, and then later work on 
learning to kick some ass! ROFL!!!!
Nothing is more amusing than uneducated people discussing 
trailers! LOL!!!!

Why don't you hook up with Helen.....you seem to be exactly her 
type!

From: BFB
To: board
Date: Mon Jan 12 07:31:57 2004

Message:
om/cf's a bukkake boy. he takes big yellow facials to pay for 
his daughter's abortions, she won't stop getting preggo to crack-
head coons.

From: shitball
To:
Date: Mon Jan 12 15:16:44 2004

Message:
glad to see the boredom continues thanks to the teenagers and 
limey assholes



fuck you all

From:
To:
Date: Mon Jan 12 18:45:46 2004

Message:
halo fac finder blessed are you today thank yoiu plz

From: X
To: Helen
Date: Mon Jan 12 18:53:03 2004

Message:
my weener feels sexy in mothers panties

From: Helen of Troy
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 12 20:47:10 2004

Message:
mmmmmm sounds bloody good, the gay messiah* LOL

From: X
To: fake X
Date: Mon Jan 12 23:20:40 2004

Message:
Don't talk about mom,  she loves me in a very natural way that 
you don't understand.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 12 23:30:42 2004

Message:
Gues-s I'll have to give you credit for your anal retentiveness. 
And yes, I mean that figuratively. So don't get your hopes up. 
And for crying out loud X, GET MY ORDER RIGHT THE NEXT TIME I 
PULL UP TO THE WINDOW!                 

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Jan 13 00:40:20 2004

Message:
It's good to see you paroled again. This time DON'T hang around 
the playgrounds! ROFL!                   

From: X
To: .22
Date: Tue Jan 13 00:55:08 2004

Message:
And for crying out loud X, GET MY ORDER RIGHT THE NEXT TIME I 
PULL UP TO THE WINDOW!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always spit on your fries, you 
know....                 

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Jan 13 04:12:07 2004

Message:
Yeah...                     
                

From: BFB
To: .44
Date: Tue Jan 13 06:31:03 2004

Message:
do you still molest children in prams outside the shops?

From:
To: sloppy dan
Date: Tue Jan 13 06:34:36 2004

Message:
Serbian men like sucking hairy dick

From: my spotty face and bulging pants
To: .22
Date: Tue Jan 13 09:18:13 2004

Message:
I always give him extra mayo

From: .44
To: Italian butt spreader
Date: Tue Jan 13 09:20:03 2004

Message:
pasta dick-head hasn't been around much....heya 
looeeegeee.....ya canna nota be fukking yo mamma alla dee time 
eh?

From: X
To: .22
Date: Tue Jan 13 09:58:58 2004

Message:
Piss poor imatation of Italian....but then again, you've done 
everything piss poor all your life, haven't you?

From: i can't see you down there
To: .22
Date: Tue Jan 13 19:34:00 2004

Message:
actually, I earn close to 6 figures, but I like fucking around 
with blue-collar shit like you, it just makes me 
feel...........superior

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Jan 13 22:32:31 2004

Message:
Your posing as me tells me that you look up to me, not down. As 
for the "6 figures" you allegedly "earn", you obviously need to 
take a remedial math course; zeroes to the left of the decimal 
don't count as money (unless you're talking about Canadian 
currency). X, you're just a mouthy little nobody. About the "six 
figures" you claim to earn: taking six dildoes from your gay pimp 
don't count, although one can understand why an ignorant shit 
like you would mistake said dildoes as "income". Bite the curb 
again, X.                    

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Jan 14 01:58:26 2004

Message:
Obviously, you're too fuckin stupid to see the simple difference 
between poster's names. If I would said it, I would have posted 
it as X.
Once again though, your obsession with gay sex shows through 
loud and clear! ROFL!!!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 02:46:39 2004

Message:
Hey, if I take it up my ass, that's my own business!
This is America, land of the free, where I'm free to get myself 
ass-fucked all I want!
            UNITED WE STAND...AND EVEN WHEN WE BEND OVER!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 02:44:37 2004

Message:
Yeah? And no one believes your "6 figure" income bullshit. The 
operative word in allof your posts thus far is "bullshit". Since 
it is clear that you have zero credibility, and have mistakenly 
defined being an asshole as a good way to be, continuing to slap 
you around, whether you call yourself X, Helen of Troy (talk 
about having an "obsession with gay sex" -YOUR words), or some 
other retarded board name seems moot. After all, you've already 
kicked your own ass on innumerable occasions. Whpoever the fuck 
you are, you're the very definition of loser, as evident most 
recently by your bullshit about your vast, vast wealth. And as 
for sexuality: take your faggoty, AIDS-spreading carcass 
somewhere else. Nobody here likes you, except for all of your 
alter egos! ROFL ASSHOLE!!!                

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 02:56:56 2004

Message:
I wonder who would be stupid enough NOT to recognise your lame 
attempts at posing as me, as evident by the message a couple of     
posts above this one?                           

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 02:44:37 2004

Message:
Speaking of "ROFL!!!", you chancre, I know where you live! At 
least I did BEFORE the police made you fold up your dwelling and 
move on. :( So now there's a mentally ill person calling himself 
"X" (probably after your split chromosomes), roaming the streets 
with his cardboard box -I mean, dwelling, going to Kinko's or 
some such 24 hr shop, getting on the computer, and paying for it 
with his welfare cheque -I mean, funds from his "6 figure 
income"! Sad, X. Quite sad really...                

From: BFB
To: .44
Subject: get up out of the gutter
Date: Wed Jan 14 05:20:08 2004

Message:
You see you are a very low lifeform, you cannot even spell 
dildo's (dildoes?) correctly. I do earn what I said, and what's 
even funnier than not knowing what to spend all my cash on, is 
seeing the undisguised envy it generates in you. You should be 
able to ascertain that though I post filth in your direction, 
because you are scum and trash that cost this fine nation money 
in unemployment benefits, I obviously have a university level 
education. This enables me to achieve, whereas your grade 2 
swimming badge from school does not look great on your resume, 
that reminds me, can I borrow a stamp.

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Jan 14 09:32:08 2004

Message:
Speaking of "ROFL!!!", you chancre, I know where you live!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Then, you know what to do, don't you?
But then again, people like you are a dime a dozen....talking 
big about what you're gonna do, but somehow never getting around 
to it! You poor,sad,sorry boy.

From: X
To: BFB
Date: Wed Jan 14 09:37:35 2004

Message:
whereas your grade 2 
swimming badge from school does not look great on your resume,
-----------------------------------------------------------------
ROFL!!!!! Good One!!!! 

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 10:17:20 2004

Message:
We all know that .44 is Gay, and I don't know why you have to 
make a big issue out of it! Asshole!

From: StarFuck
To: CrappedMyChinos
Date: Wed Jan 14 11:36:02 2004

Message:
I just had wank into a customers coffee, no-one ever finds out.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Oct 19 23:57:42 2001

Message:
vfvbhvvbbbbnbvnbh

From: dewey
To: everybody here
Subject: hey ya'll
Date: Wed Jan 14 18:07:54 2004

Message:
hey ya'll whatzha ya'll doin i was writin a paper on 9-11 and i 
was wonderin if the comments and remark that you are writing to 
each other if they where your real thoughts or if they where 
just b.s

From: your smelly butthole
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 14 18:54:08 2004

Message:
Stop telling me they are my roomates when they always end up 
leaving !! I dont believe u anymore

From: Ali Bubba Khomanic
To: dewey
Date: Wed Jan 14 19:43:05 2004

Message:
Leave this place doooweee and forget you ever saw this place. It 
is not safe here.

There are high-level Afghan officials here engaging in high-
level govenmental planning and negotiations.

From: Muhammad Kirsti Ali
To: Ali Bubba Khomanic
Date: Wed Jan 14 21:51:03 2004

Message:
You are very funny man, hehe, but all know this place is for X 
to share his gay world

From:
To:
Date: Wed Jan 14 21:59:54 2004

Message:
REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

REGISTER TO VOTE, AMERICANS! DO WHAT I CANT IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

From: .44
To: BFB
Subject: re: your ignorance
Date: Wed Jan 14 23:03:14 2004

Message:
Um, why did you spell the plural of dildo as "dildo's"? An 
apostrophe indicates a contraction. For example: "He is X" can be 
contracted as "He's X".
  An apostrophe also denotes posession. For example, "That object 
must be X's dildo". How unfortunate that your community college 
has failed you. :(              

                                     

From: .44
To: BFB-X of Troy
Subject: you're a loser
Date: Thu Jan 15 00:01:31 2004

Message:
After you get home to your low rent apartment from your 
dishwashing job, listen to your gangsta rap cds, and eat your 
food stamp dinner, respond to my message above.           
                         

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Jan 15 00:01:31 2004

Message:
I am a dildo. ;)                       

From: X
To: .22 (gutless and clueless)
Date: Thu Jan 15 01:24:16 2004

Message:
From: X 
To: .22 
Date: Wed Jan 14 09:32:08 2004 
Message:
Speaking of "ROFL!!!", you chancre, I know where you live!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Then, you know what to do, don't you?
But then again, people like you are a dime a dozen....talking 
big about what you're gonna do, but somehow never getting around 
to it! You poor,sad,sorry boy.

From: your cock suckin homo
To: X
Subject: YOU STINK AND I LIKE THAT
Date: Thu Jan 15 01:42:43 2004

Message:
keep typing shit and i will be forced to eat my lunch from your 
butt crack , smelly boy...

From: X
To: your cock suckin homo
Date: Thu Jan 15 01:48:23 2004

Message:
whatever show me and i will suck that mother fucker, smelly 
boy,  LOL...

From: X
To: .22 (Sissy and pussy)
Date: Thu Jan 15 01:54:22 2004

Message:
From: X 
To: .22 
Date: Wed Jan 14 09:32:08 2004 
Message:
Speaking of "ROFL!!!", you chancre, I know where you live!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Then, you know what to do, don't you?
But then again, people like you are a dime a dozen....talking 
big about what you're gonna do, but somehow never getting around 
to it! You poor,sad,sorry boy.


From: Dishwasher
To: .44
Date: Thu Jan 15 01:58:28 2004

Message:
After you get home to your low rent apartment from your 
dishwashing job, listen to your gangsta rap cds, and eat your 
food stamp dinner, respond to my message above.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

     Are you SURE you don't mean----- UNITED WE STAND?           

From: .44
To: all
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:02:34 2004

Message:
Um, why did you spell the plural of dildo as "dildo's"? An 
apostrophe indicates a contraction. For example: "She is my 
Mother" can be 
contracted as "She's my Mother".
  An apostrophe also denotes posession. For example, "That sperm 
on my Mother's face must be from the dog".              

From: X
To: X
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:15:04 2004

Message:
Fuck off you pussy hair               

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:16:19 2004

Message:
Look you little pussyfart: Kicking your ass won't get you the 
sympathy you crave from your crack-addicted mother there in the 
trailer park. You suck worse than Canadian beer!           

From: Marie
To: .44
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:13:09 2004

Message:
Please calm down! Don't let your homosexuality get in the way of 
meaningful posts!

From: om/cf
To: .44
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:27:35 2004

Message:
I'll jack you off if it will help to calm you down, OK?

From: Justice
To: .44
Date: Thu Jan 15 02:30:26 2004

Message:
Not only will I help, but I'll bring Merlyn along to say a magic 
spell that will make your cock nearly as big as a man's!

From: om/cf (jimmy crack-head)
To: .44
Subject: so now your mom's fucking the dog!!
Date: Thu Jan 15 04:26:32 2004

Message:
yeah, american beer is shit, like have sex in a boat - fucking 
close to water! You are a fucking spunk-bucket. I can tell you 
now you pot-bellied fuck-pig I would knock you out in under a 
minute. I would wake u up again by pissing all over your face. 
You really are the guy who goes home alone from the bars every 
night after trying it on every chick in there....aren't you.

From: dewey
To: ali budda
Subject: WHAT
Date: Thu Jan 15 17:57:58 2004

Message:
i was just wondering if this was a real shit or jsut a bunch of 
people trying to take all there anger out on everyone!!!!

From: Marie
To: .44
Date: Fri Jan 16 00:35:49 2004

Message:
Well, once again you've proved your worth by running away like a 
spineless cur! Sad!

From: .44
To: X
Subject: whatever bitch
Date: Fri Jan 16 00:50:53 2004

Message:
I see you've gained some more alter egos. (That's "egos", NOT 
"egoes", "BFB"). I also see that one of your alter egos is 
"Marie". Now you're impersonating women! Now it's clear: you feel 
insecure whenever I make fun of your perverted gay lifestyle, 
because it reminds you of your vaginal envy. I knew you were a 
pussy X, but goddamn! Pretending to be Marie? You ought to 
consider moving to Africa, where you can blend in with other 
AIDS-infected lowlives like you. And don't worry about air fare: 
your "6 figure income" will cover it!  ;)        
                                                      
                                                                                             

From: X
To: .22
Date: Fri Jan 16 00:50:53 2004

Message:
Fuck off. You're not hurting my feelings! Who the hell are you to 
make fun of my sexuality? Just because I'm not sraight like you 
doesn't give you the right to judge me. I have just as much right 
to be gay as you do to be straight. Ever heard of hate crimes 
breeder? ROFL!                           

From:
To: .44
Date: Fri Jan 16 02:47:13 2004

Message:
Some of the very best humor is completely unintended as 
exemplified by X. Just to give it that extra ring of 
authenticity he did actually say "close to a six figure income" 
which I personally thought was a nice touch. One thing the 
dimwit forgot however, was that nobody who in reality actually 
earns that kind of money would feel compelled to brag about it 
to a bunch of indifferent strangers.  

From: BFB
To: board
Subject: .44 doesn't deserve respect
Date: Fri Jan 16 05:36:35 2004

Message:
on the contrary, you've obviously never worked in the banking 
industry, the bragging is a way of life, and actually I 
personally don't like to generally. However .44 is such a self-
righteous, mis-informed dickhead that he deserves to be 
patronised. He is so sure of himself, and at the same time 
making such a fool of himself as he proclaims how he knows that 
we're all the same people (Marie, X, BFB, Merlyn, HofT etc..)
When I know I'm not posting as any of the above, apart from the 
one abvious exception.
He's a simple mis-informed Yank, who feel they are always right, 
and like to talk shit, talk it loud and talk it often. Like your 
bullshit war on terrorism. Anyone who is now a freedom fighter 
is a terrorist, unless of course they are called Contras!

From: Mohattma Coate
To:
Date: Fri Jan 16 05:47:45 2004

Message:
Amerika is in decline 'dollar, boeing, enron...' Get ready for 
chaos in the US, your time is coming to an end! :-) 

From: X
To: ALL U GUYS
Subject: HEY U GUYS !! ELECTRICITY IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT !! HE HE >>HA HA
Date: Fri Jan 16 19:41:36 2004

Message:
my burning BUTTHOLE   is for HELEN only !! LOL  

  I reserve the right to squirt baby oil into my delicious butt 
crack For HELEN's weener only maybe merlyn he he....

  I will now enjoy a buttermilk bath with my new friend from the 
faggy bar he he...

From: Merlyn
To:
Subject: /|\
Date: Fri Jan 16 19:47:06 2004

Message:
anal is good

From: Juicy Whores Pussy Fart
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Fri Jan 16 19:52:12 2004

Message:
get in

get down 

get out

anal weener lovers

and i hear u love weeners to suck , you weener sucker BITCH

From: .44
To: BFB-X
Subject: better a Yank than a wank
Date: Fri Jan 16 20:42:59 2004

Message:
Your definition of murderous thugs as "freedom fighters" gave 
me something else to laugh at. Is anyone really serious on this 
board? C'mon Big Fuckin' Bitch-X, get over it already. I really 
don't give a shit about what X -I mean, you have to say about 
politics. You certainly have the right to speak your mind (a 
Western concept, you know), and I have the right to speak mine. 
You are so stupid that if you had been around in the early 40s, 
you'd have ended up as a lampshade. Either that, or if you 
survived, you'd be spitting on the British or U.S soldier who 
saved your useless ass, since you wouldn't have a clue as to how 
to fight, and would likely shit in your knickers!        
                         

From: X
To: .22
Date: Fri Jan 16 22:10:29 2004

Message:
Either that, or if you 
survived, you'd be spitting on the British or U.S soldier who 
saved your useless ass, since you wouldn't have a clue as to how 
to fight, and would likely shit in your knickers!
---------------------------------------------------------------
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Served in the U.S. Army!!!!!! I think I might have a clue as 
to how to fight! LOL!!!        

From: .44
To: X
Date: Fri Jan 16 23:30:39 2004

Message:
Aside from the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy which undoubtedly 
protected you, is the military where you began to amass your "6 
figure income"?

  You go girl!  ROFL!!!!                      

From: om/cf
To: Justice
Date: Sat Jan 17 00:37:40 2004

Message:
Did you happen to catch "Salam Pax" on Nightline tonight?


From: X
To: .22
Date: Sat Jan 17 07:42:09 2004

Message:
Aside from the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy which undoubtedly 
protected you, is the military where you began to amass your "6 
figure income"?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
1. Was involved in military actions during the Regan 
era....the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy came from a president 
YOU voted for, I'm sure. Believe I'm gay if you want to...who 
gives a fuck about your queer obsession?

2. If you had only paid attention while your country was trying 
to teach you to read, you would know that that post did not come 
from me.....but your obvious lack of an education has been 
evident from your first post.

   

From: Justice
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Jan 17 08:19:06 2004

Message:
Yes, I did! Amazing! I didn't know if you'd seen it though, 
being busy with fixing up womens' cars for them, so that they, 
and their ratty children (seems you claim quite a few of these 
as"friends") will be able to drive to the welfare office, and 
suck some more money from the country that you claim to love so 
well......
I just hope that I myself never get to the point where I have to 
sink to the bottom of the barrel, in order to "barter for BJ's".


From:
To:
Date: Sat Jan 17 11:33:21 2004

Message:
I hope "they" get your last fucking dollar! LOL!

From: Merlyn
To: X
Date: Sat Jan 17 11:39:14 2004

Message:
HA! Ya faggot fucker. Write it on a dollar bill and shove it up 
yer dead mothers ass!

From: enisa
To: Italian guy
Subject: shut the fxxk up
Date: Sat Dec 1 08:33:29 2001

Message:
so much prejudice.But in case you havent noticed there are 
muslims helping the U.S right now so u should shut ur mouth 
becouse u dont know shit about muslims  you just  think they are 
evil. Am muslim but i respect your culture and i dont say how 
much i hate christians .

      please write back i wanna hear your opinion

From: enisa
To: Italian guy
Subject: shut the fxxk up
Date: Sat Dec 1 08:33:29 2001

Message:
so much prejudice.But in case you havent noticed there are 
muslims helping the U.S right now so u should shut ur mouth 
becouse u dont know shit about muslims  you just  think they are 
evil. Am muslim but i respect your culture and i dont say how 
much i hate christians .

      please write back i wanna hear your opinion

From: Juicy Whores Pussy Fart
To: ANY ONE WHO WILL FUCK ME
Date: Sat Jan 17 13:57:09 2004

Message:
I think Helen blasted off in his gay rocket ship with a few of 
his butt buddies..... oh ya X is a ____________ ?

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jan 17 14:04:16 2004

Message:
FUCK HELEN OF FAGS

From: Enisa
To: Italian guy
Subject: shut the fxxk up
Date: Sat Dec 1 08:33:29 2001

Message:
so much prejudice.But in case you havent noticed there are 
muslims helping the U.S right now so u should shut ur mouth 
becouse u dont know shit about muslims  you just  think they are 
evil. Am muslim but i respect your culture and i dont say how 
much i hate christians .

      please write back i wanna hear your opinion

From: Italian guy
To: Enisa
Date: Sat Jan 17 18:51:27 2004

Message:
Fuck You and get your snatch unstapled. Us Italian studs like to 
cream deep inside our bitches and we don't fuck goats!!

From: X
To: merwhinny
Date: Sat Jan 17 20:15:58 2004

Message:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cunt!

From: om/cf
To: Facts Finder, UK Citizen, Spy, Merlyn, Walter (the serious version), Justice and all the old posters to this board
Date: Sat Jan 17 23:45:25 2004

Message:
http://www.whistlestopper.com/

This is a "decent" multi-national, moderated, forum with all the 
bells and whistles. It beats this shitting contest all to hell!

From: .44
To: X
Subject: re: your last post
Date: Sat Jan 17 23:30:14 2004

Message:
Clinton sucked even worse than you do. Clinton is a liar just 
like you (e.g., your "close to a 6 figure income"). I do agree 
with you on one point: your homosexuality is your business.
  But for someone who allegedly served in the army, you certainly 
lack any semblence of discipline, unless spamming the board with 
about 200 lines of repetitive shit counts as disciplened 
behavior. Your posts are pathetic, which suggests that you're 
someone who has absolutely nothing worthwhile to say. I've given 
you a ton of shit to make a point: X can't take one tenth of the 
shit he gives everyone else. He has proven himself a crybaby in 
every single response he has made to me. He has tries to 
impersonate others, including om/cf and Marie (X is a female 
impersonater!). 
  Then he calls himself BFB, and claims to be involved in the 
banking industry! X would have made a great minister of 
propaganda for the Iraqi government!
  We all knew someone like X when we were growing up. He was the 
mouthy kid who always tried to pick a fight, and then run home 
crying when he got beat up, or even got hit one time. He was the 
kid who tried to coerce you into letting him tag along, by 
threatening to rat you out to your folks for getting into 
trouble. He was the kid who was so desperate for a friend that he 
offered to give you some of his airplane models "if you'll just 
be my friend". 

  I bet he tells little boys that to this day.

  In high school X was the kid who had the huge pimples, and who 
would squeeze them while asking some girl to go out with him. 
Then, after she said "No way loser -you're too gross!". 

  Look around you folks. There's an X in your neighborhood, in 
your place of employment, in your school. See him for what he is, 
and realize that you can be better than him by not being anything 
like him. X is an example of how NOT to go through life. 

  Good luck, X, with managing your "6 figure income", and may the 
banking institution correctly point out where the decimal in said 
income really is: two places from the left.           

    

From: om/cf
To: .44
Date: Sun Jan 18 00:36:46 2004

Message:
Damn, that was GOOD! :-} ROFLMFAO!!

From: X
To: X
Date: Sat Jan 17 23:30:14 2004

Message:
My name is X and Im the one who sends you Viagra offers to your 
email. I couldnt get me a real job beecause the reel jobs they be 
miles and miles from this here trailer park. So I got me a used 
computer down at Billy Rays Computer Emporium. Its a beauty! It 
only takes up HALF of my desk! Someday Im going to stock shelves 
at Walmart. Thats where the reel money is.          

From: .44
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jan 18 01:05:00 2004

Message:
Thanks. It was kind of fun to do!             
                

From: drunk fucker
To:
Date: Sat Jan 17 23:30:14 2004

Message:
I want to fuck a Filipino woman 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

From: drunk fucker
To:
Date: Sat Jan 17 23:30:14 2004

Message:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

From: BFB
To: X
Subject: cc .44 (witless fuck)
Date: Sun Jan 18 07:19:59 2004

Message:
I knew my salary details would fuck your little mind up. You 
can't stop mentioning it can you?, sometimes twice in a post, 
it's really twisting your melon, that brings me joy. It escapes 
you and your other bumchum, om/cf, that it is your posts that 
come across as truly childish, X and myself and our ilk are 
using this board for sport, it's like bouncing a ball of the 
wall. You spunk-guzzlers are however obsessed as you think up 
all these ever-so-intellectual ripostes...ROFL, while X and the 
rest of us are doing our daily and just pop our heads round the 
door to mess with bony-armed wimps like you two (watch this one 
go :-).
By the way professor one-stone, the chinese were engaged in open 
forum debate, many thousands of years ago, how far does your 
definition of west go.....sorry you've got an american atlas, I 
understand, the one's with only one page in and showing only one 
country (cunt-try?).
Hey, fucko, get back over the road and outta the internet cafe 
can't you see all that smoke coming off those burgers, man you 
in trouble now boy.

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: board
Subject: .44
Date: Sun Jan 18 07:35:13 2004

Message:
.44, I mean really, what would Freud make of such a name, talk 
about penis inadequacy...ROFL
You been butt-fucked boy...see ya!

From: .44
To: om/cf
Subject: My favorite search page!
Date: Sun Jan 18 11:32:38 2004

Message:
http://posearch.biz/pedophile-kiddy-pictures.htm

Meet me there! I love you!

From: .44
To: italian handbag swinger
Subject: pussy lips like saddlebags
Date: Sun Jan 18 15:41:53 2004

Message:
Hey you greasy cunt tell yo momma to bring back my hedgetrimmer, 
she must have tidied up her hairy twat by now, maybe that's 
where you've been

From:
To:
Date: Sun Jan 18 16:31:30 2004

Message:
Richard warick was arrested at the new year, according to the 
london evening standard

From: .44
To: Butt Fucking Billy
Date: Sun Jan 18 16:30:48 2004

Message:
I just couldn't resist responding. Your name says it all: one 
who sodomizes, or wants to be sodomized. Have you met your other 
personality, who calls himself X? He impersonates Marie, and 
since you're into anal sex, well...

  As for the Chinese, isn't it interesting that you had to go 
back HOW many years to find an iota of freedom there? And even 
then, the "open forum debate" would most certainly never allow 
for saying the things that are said today in truly free nations. 
Statements like "Bill Clinton knew about Osama Bin Laden, but 
didn't have the balls to go after him", or "The Democrats are 
some of the best friends that Chinese money can buy" are 
statements that would have led to torture and execution in any 
Chinese dynasty you care to mention!
  I like it better when you call yourself X. Your "6 figure 
income" must afford you the opportunity to eat only from the 
choicest of dumpsters. Your salary details show how fucked up you 
are, and that you're in a state of denial over being such a loser 
in life. Punk.                     
                                         



                                  
                                      

                     
                                   
                                  

From: X
To: .22
Date: Sun Jan 18 20:34:40 2004

Message:
So fucking what, you are no genius, everyone knows I'm a piss 
dribbling loser. But I'm clean enough for the library to let me 
use their computer, so fuck you. Untill my girlfriend dumped me 
I was as normal as any backwoods Arkansas male. The BITCH 
finally caught me molesting her young daughter and left whilst I 
was gathering food for the day from the various dumpsters in 
town. I FUCKING SNAPPED!!! The BITCH took all the beef jerky, 
all that sloppy pussy, and my 386!!!

From: .44
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jan 18 22:25:53 2004

Message:
http://posearch.biz/pedophile-kiddy-pictures.htm

Meet me there! I love you!

From: X
To: everyone
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:19:57 2004

Message:
WOW!!!!!! Look at how upset little pussy .22 got at my posts!!!!!
He's crybabyin all over the place!
Learn to take it like a man.....and try not to piss all over 
your whining self, OK cunny?

From: Marie
To: X
Subject: crybaby .44
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:23:59 2004

Message:
He always was a little bit on the sissy side, ya know it?
He's still at his momma's tit, I'll bet.

From: .44
To: Justice
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:38:23 2004

Message:
Meet me at"you know where" on the 22nd for the Muslim pride 
parade. There's gonna be a lot of single men there, and I know 
that you like stuffing Muslim cock in your ass and mouth at 
least as much as I do! It'll be a Spermapolooza for both of us!

See You There!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:52:35 2004

Message:
Do you REALLY think that I give a shit if everyoneone here knows 
that I take it up the ass?
I could care less what ANY of you think!
I LOVE being ASS-SLAMMED!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:51:00 2004

Message:
Well well well. I see that you're snivelling once again while 
pretending that I'm "crybabyin" (looked for "crybabyin" in the 
dictionary, but neither Webster's nor the American Heritage lists 
such an alleged verb. That notwithstanding, your projections of 
your character flaws onto me indicate your unwillingness to 
address your weakness as a person. You're the kind of person who 
blames other people for his own farts. As if squeezing your huge 
pimples and failing to brush your remaining teeth weren't bad 
enough.          
                           

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 19 01:04:48 2004

Message:
Well well well. I see that you're snivelling once again while 
pretending that I'm "crybabyin" (looked for "crybabyin" in the 
dictionary, but neither Webster's nor the American Heritage 
lists 
such an alleged verb.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You actually looked it up? ROFL!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Good one!!!

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 19 01:08:01 2004

Message:
...and by the way: have fun at your "Muslim Pride" parade!

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:51:00 2004

Message:
Fuck you again!!! You really think you're pissing me off don't 
you? Fuck you! you're NOT pissing me off. lol  I'm a fucking 
millionaire in the banking industry. I DO make a six figure 
income. Who cares what you think. I don't need to take your shit. 
ROFL!!! I have a home in the French Riviera. I have a Ferrari. 
What do YOU drive .22?                

From: .44
To: X
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:51:00 2004

Message:
Both dictionaries serve as evidence for what I've known about 
you all along: you're a self-deluding liar. Still impersonating 
Maria, I see. Gender Identity Disorder would certainly account 
for some of your frustration. Then again, maybe you're having 
your period. Good luck with those cramps.                              

From: X
To: .22
Date: Mon Jan 19 00:51:00 2004

Message:
Why do you want to talk about my impersonating Marie? I thought 
you said that my sexuality was my business.             

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: board
Subject: loooooooser!
Date: Mon Jan 19 04:14:48 2004

Message:
Well well well. I see that you're snivelling once again while 
pretending that I'm "crybabyin" (looked for "crybabyin" in the 
dictionary, but neither Webster's nor the American Heritage 
lists 
such an alleged verb.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You actually looked it up? ROFL!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Good one!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------

Fuckin' A

As if any more evidence were needed of what a cock .44 is!

From: BFB
To: .44
Subject: Do you like to be reamed?
Date: Mon Jan 19 05:29:08 2004

Message:
why do you automatically associate anal sex with homosexuality? 
90% of straight hardcore has anal in it now, it's mainstream. 
It's only you that immediately connects anal and faggots, why? 
because men don't have a pussy, do you automatically connect 
blow-jobs with men?
I guess all those years earning your dinner-money on your knees 
at the truck-stop has taken its toll.

You really should enter higher education as your debating skills 
are as undeveloped as your masculinity, and your weedy arms. The 
world was a very different place 2 thousand years ago, to make a 
direct comparison today is juvenile in the extreme. Whilst 
people such as the Chinese were developing sophisticated 
societies, your mom's ancestors were still getting porked by 
buffalo, no change there then!

From: .44
To: BFB
Subject: this is kosher!
Date: Mon Jan 19 10:33:54 2004

Message:
I'm juvenile, I'm juvenile...I admit it...I'm also a Jew.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GOLDEN GLOBES**
Date: Mon Jan 19 14:25:41 2004

Message:
Nicole Kidman for best actress.
Russell Crowe for best actor.
Westham for the cup!! LOL!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELEN OF BULLSHIT**
Date: Mon Jan 19 14:36:39 2004

Message:
I thought you said YOU were the new Messiah?
Shouldn't be too hard for YOU to take care of, should it?
ROFL!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'll see what I can do but presently I am busy with all of those 
West End auditions. I promise to see what I can do later on the 
religious front. I hope that helps.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TRUCE OK**
Date: Mon Jan 19 14:44:10 2004

Message:
Shhh! Barclay's brothers live on Jersey ..
[Not 'an island off the coast of France' as those l'il fucking 
cunt boys doing the news reporting would have us wondering.
How do I know this?
I know. I owe them money. I don't think they care much. They 
have plenty.

If you sing me a song whilst staring at all times into my eyes 
then if you blink first you lose.

From: .44
To: BFB-X
Date: Tue Jan 20 03:11:19 2004

Message:
Your debating skills are nonexistant, although I'm sure you 
consider yourself quite the master debater.           
                             

From: Reamin' you good
To: .44
Subject: corrections,.......again
Date: Tue Jan 20 04:08:34 2004

Message:
that's 'non-existent', dimwit!
Whwn are you gonna build up those weedy arms?

From: .44
To: BFB
Subject: fair enough
Date: Tue Jan 20 06:23:17 2004

Message:
okay, fair one. You've pussy-whipped me. I accept it when I'm 
beat. But I don't like you making fun of my job, so please don't 
do that, okay?

From: .44
To: BFB
Subject: fair enough
Date: Tue Jan 20 06:23:17 2004

Message:
okay, fair one. You've pussy-whipped me. I accept it when I'm 
beat. But I don't like you making fun of my job, so please don't 
do that, okay?

From: .44
To: BFB
Subject: fair enough
Date: Tue Jan 20 06:23:17 2004

Message:
okay, fair one. You've pussy-whipped me. I accept it when I'm 
beat. But I don't like you making fun of my job, so please don't 
do that, okay?

From: Italian guy
To: .44
Subject: films
Date: Tue Jan 20 06:28:24 2004

Message:
go see Madeleine Albright in 'bustin' out my best anal-8' from 
anabolic now  wheeewee!

From: Osama
To: board
Subject: patience
Date: Tue Jan 20 10:19:15 2004

Message:
I said I'd destroy you and i have, american resilve will go the 
same way ti just takes time.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BLAIR IS AN IDIOT**
Date: Tue Jan 20 10:27:45 2004

Message:
What really matters as in the words of Clare Short - another 
ministerial resignation some while back - is how history sees 
Blair not some ridiculous 'clinging onto power'.
How in truth will history see Tony Blair?
Not well, and there is no longer any way out of it.
Naturally *The Hutton Report" will exonerate the actions of 
Government.
That's why these kinds of reports get set up.
Blair ordered it actually. Get the idea yet? :)
As for the defence minister - not even a footnote in the dullest 
of future history books - you wonder if his notions of 'power' 
include his constant pussy-whipping by the press.
So this is 'power'?
What kind of 'power' is that when nobody believes a word that 
comes out of Downing Street?
Apparently we are to understand that 'spin' is no longer 
fashionable and that in the future we will all be informed of 
the truth via the media?
It just makes you laugh. You simply can't take statements along 
those lines seriously.
So while we're all being played for the fools we are, then 
consider afresh your next best candidates ..

From: X
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: Me and U as 1
Date: Tue Jan 20 13:20:21 2004

Message:
I have put together a quaint little tune entitled "bloody 
crosses" there's something about this song that releases my love 
for the sick fucks in my world, got it Helen , lets join as 1 to 
infect a thought virus in sick fucks, then we can dance around 
the room in TRIUMPH !!

From: X
To: Phony X
Subject: Above Post
Date: Tue Jan 20 18:36:09 2004

Message:
Nice try, cunt! ROFL!!!!!!

From: X
To: Phony X
Subject: why target me ??
Date: Tue Jan 20 18:56:53 2004

Message:
That was a dumb try , ROFL !!!!!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **Me and U as 1**
Date: Tue Jan 20 20:25:09 2004

Message:
I have put together a quaint little tune entitled "bloody 
crosses" there's something about this song that releases my love 
for the sick fucks in my world, got it Helen , lets join as 1 to 
infect a thought virus in sick fucks, then we can dance around 
the room in TRIUMPH !!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Bein' the same person an' all does make me consider that I have 
time travelled and I am meeting up with my former self.
To physically touch would be disastrous: we would melt into a 
runny liquid after initial sparks & flames.
I am sorry but I am not game for this even if it is an exciting 
visual effect.
I will dance or at least I am prepared to dance: line dancing 
and square dancing are however off bounds.
I have been known to shimmy in mockery of those who would choose 
to shimmy seriously ..

This song "Bloody Crosses" - that reminds me ..

**Today Helen is sporting a tiara and an evening gown. Here she 
is in the woods along with a couple of airport staff sidekicks 
reduced mostly to their underwear.**

From: X
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: I LOVE U MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Date: Tue Jan 20 23:12:15 2004

Message:
Can this get any queerer?  IF I HAVE MY WAY IT CAN!!!  WE ARE 
OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW, BABY!!

From: .44
To: Butt-Fucked Billie
Subject: fair is fair
Date: Wed Jan 21 00:07:40 2004

Message:
Your use of the word "pussy" is as close as you'll ever 
actually get to one, aside from chasing down alley cats in the 
middle of the night.

  Ewwwwwww...                                

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Jan 21 00:45:47 2004

Message:
Why are you so very interested in the sex lives of other men?
Whats WRONG with you?                                         
Get some kind of help for yourself, freak.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Jan 21 04:44:57 2004

Message:
Why are you so very interested in the sex lives of other men? 
What's WRONG with you?
        Get some kind of help for yourself, freak.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

  I'm concerned that AIDS activists like you will continue to 
sabotage society with your lobbying of NAMBLA. I only point out 
one of your character flaws, i.e., that you engage in high risk 
behavior that will eventually bankrupt the health care system. As 
long as you continue your homosexual practices, you'll continue 
to increase the risk of becoming HIV positive, assuming that 
you're not so already. Other than that, I really have no interest 
in your perverted lifestyle.   
                                           
       
                    

From: .44
To: Justice
Subject: mmmm
Date: Wed Jan 21 08:26:47 2004

Message:
My chocolate starfish, aka my old rusty bullet-hole puckers at 
the very mention of your name

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Jan 21 09:44:43 2004

Message:
I'm concerned that AIDS activists like you will continue to 
sabotage society with your lobbying of NAMBLA.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
One of the most moronic statments I've ever seen on this board.

From: .44
To: X
Subject: You got punked AGAIN?!
Date: Thu Jan 22 01:53:07 2004

Message:
One of the most moronic statements I've ever seen on this board.
----------------------------------------------------------------

  Interesting comment. Your posts are all severely retarded. 
Every single one of them. Your most recent post reflects not only 
itself but everything else you've ever had to say on the board. I 
sometimes wonder if you're so low in life that it is impossible 
to insult you. I try, though, because things that would offend 
most people are actually comliments when applied to you. For 
example, you have a low level of functioning, you're a punk, and 
you're too much of a punk to beable to handle negative feedback. 
You're also a liar, as evidenced by the fact that dumbasses like 
you are too stupid to "make a 6 figure income", as you've 
claimed. I must admit however that if I were anything like you, 
I'd be in a state of denial just like you are. I guess the truth 
just hurts too much, eh?   
                               

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Jan 22 03:19:37 2004

Message:
You're also a liar, as evidenced by the fact that dumbasses like 
you are too stupid to "make a 6 figure income", as you've 
claimed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
WOW!!!!! I've never claimed to make 6 figures, and have said so 
several times, but you're just too fucking stupid to understand 
this. Why don't you get off your phony intellectual kick, and 
learn to read, and then learn to understand what you've read?



I 
sometimes wonder if you're so low in life that it is impossible 
to insult you.---------------------------------------------------

I most certainly would be insulted if your opinion held any 
value, anywhere. Sadly, for you, it doesn't.
Your fasination with gay activities and other peoples' incomes 
leads us all to believe that you are a Sissyboy, and are looking 
for a "Sugar Daddy".
It might be to your advantage to try some of the gay sites on 
the internet. I'm sure that if you can only stop crying like a 
little girl, someone may be desperate enough to start buying you 
trinkets in trade for "favours".
  
 

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Jan 22 03:41:08 2004

Message:
I earn 6 dollars an hour, so fuck you!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Jan 22 07:20:50 2004

Message:
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Jan 22 07:20:50 2004

Message:
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN ZINDABAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: PATHAN ZINDABAAAD
To: foolish child
Date: Thu Jan 22 10:24:51 2004

Message:
Yes, what do you want?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S SHIP BLAIR OFF TO THE HAGUE AND THE EUROPEAN COURT OF HUMAN JUSTICE.**
Date: Thu Jan 22 18:28:26 2004

Message:
Superb!
It is always a joy to come back here for the fascinating 
political debate.
In the meantime Blair can take a hike.
I myself have smoked cannabis. I did inhale. I don't give a fuck 
who knows.
70% of the populace in a recent poll says it should be times up 
for Blair.
I keep giving the finger(s) to MI6 security cameras by the 
bridge.
Nothing happens. :)
LOL!! I guess that sort of thing happens all the time.
I can't think of any good lies or gross distortions of facts to 
write up here these days but I don't think it's going to affect 
GNP exactly.
I can't advocate shooting Blair or can I?
I mean if 70% of that poll (fish around in Yahoo - you'll find 
it there someplace) want him out and he doesn't go quietly ..
On the other hand it is funny to consider that the 'might' of 
British opinion stalwart against him does nothing to make his 
obstinate and shrill little stand come any closer to an end.
That is quite funny.
Those Government committees - they're funny too.
I noticed bit of a security flaw but there is actually rather a 
large gap between the defence building and whatever the heck the 
other building is on the right facing away from the entrance of 
Downing Street directly over the road.
It could give the guards there bit of a shock to see a missile 
coming at them from over the river but in fact all you need to 
do is sit in a building opposite with an appropriate 
telescopically sighted rifle.
After all, we wouldn't want to fuck in their pension plans?
Anyway, that gap is large enough to fly in a 767 most probably - 
I just thought it was worth a mention.
While I'm at it, they're building 'luxury appartments' and 
office space combined just west of the MI6 building.
You know what I'm thinking?
If ever MI6 gets hit then you better wonder which way the wind's 
blowing.
I seem to have strayed somewhat from my original point:
Blair is toast.
You might not believe it. Blair might not believe it.
He was toast yesterday.
He was toast ever since he teamed up with that Anglo-US whatever 
the fuck you call it major fuck up for a motive to war with Iraq.
The world is a safer place?
That's why Bush ordered all that security when he came over last 
and that cost over 5 million and the British taxpayers paid for 
it.
If you were worth anything to people generally you wouldn't need 
security.
It was obvious to a fool that security (at least to that extent) 
was not required then nonetheless.
I'll do MI6's job for them shall I? -- (Since they're so 
superbly accurate with their foreign security info. regarding 
WMD's and similiar -- might as well read a goddamning fortune 
cookie.) --
Nobody is about to attack Central London.
If there is any terrorist action in the near future it shall be 
more attacks on things like HSBC abroad - Anglo/US symbols for 
economic power plainly attached the label of 'corrupt' or 'Anti-
Moslem'
We played host to Bush at the taxpayers' expense.
Obscene is it not?
Well it's not exactly pro-Moslem now, is it? LOL!!

**DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL SPIRIT GUIDED WRITING AND DOES NOT 
NECESSARILY REPRESENT MY POLITICAL VIEWS OR OPINIONS. IF YOU 
WISH TO TAKE YOUR QUARREL UP WITH THE SPIRIT THEN PLEASE REALISE 
THAT RECOURSE TO LEGAL ARGUMENTS AND SIMILIAR WILL PROBABLY 
PROVE USELESS IN THIS REGARD. THE WITCHCRAFT ACT WON'T HELP 
EITHER, I HAVE CHECKED AND IT JUST WON'T. I DO NOT KNOW WHY A 
DISEMBODIED SPIRIT WOULD BE INTERESTED IN PRO OR ANTI MOSLEM 
ARGUMENTS OR WITH GUIDED MISSILES THOUGH IT WOULD APPEAR THAT 
THIS ONE IS. THANK YOU! :)**

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Jan 22 23:22:49 2004

Message:
Let's see now. First you claim that you make a "6 figure 
income", then you deny it. You have a history of spamming the 
board with hundreds of lines of repetitive shit (ref. 2003 
archives), which you've done as a temper tantrum. Then you claim 
to have served in the army, as though the military is that 
desparate. You've managed to alienate yourself from several other 
posters. 
  In short, X, you're not only dishonest and unstable,you're a 
fucking idiot, and have just proven it again. Way to go asshole! 
I don't need to slap you around when you can slap yourself 
around! Fuckin' moron!                       
                     

From: X
To: .22 short
Date: Thu Jan 22 23:51:11 2004

Message:
Let's see now. First you claim that you make a "6 figure 
income", then you deny it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Let's see now. I've never claimed to make a 6 figure income, and 
there is no post that says I did. Only in your own, fucked up 
head does it exist.



You've managed to alienate yourself from several other 
posters. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, I have! And what's more, I've never given a fuck about it!



You have a history of spamming the 
board with hundreds of lines of repetitive shit (ref. 2003 
archives), which you've done as a temper tantrum.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, I have done that numerous times, and I've often wondered," 
what the fuck is a little sissyboy like .22 going to do about 
that", and in answer, I have set up a way for anybody who reads 
my words to be able to meet with me, and settle my hash, so to 
speak. No one has ever taken me up on it, because mainly people 
like you(who have been challenged several times), are basically 
just punks who have lots of words to say, but when it's time for 
actions, you can be counted on to hide underneath a urinal 
somewhere!
 Any time you'd like to view my military records is fine; set up 
a meeting with me. I'd love to show them to you in person!
 But that would require you to get up off your fat, flabby ass, 
and make some kind of an effort, which, as an american, you will 
find yourself unable to do!
                 HAVE A GREAT ONE, WONTCHA?

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN
Subject: Re: **LET'S SHIP BLAIR OFF TO THE HAGUE AND THE EUROPEAN COURT OF HUMAN JUSTICE.**
Date: Thu Jan 22 23:52:41 2004

Message:
I mean if 70% of that poll (fish around in Yahoo - you'll find 
it there someplace) want him out and he doesn't go quietly ..
----------------------------------

70% of the British populace would wade waist deep into a piss-
pond if a Guardian writer instructed them to do so. What the 
fuck has happened common sense in G.B.? Just a buncha nancy-boyz 
now... You're a male, you call yourself "Helen", I rest my case.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Fri Jan 23 01:27:23 2004

Message:
Any fuckin time you whipped little pussy. ANY fuckin time!     
                        

From: X
To: .22 short
Date: Fri Jan 23 02:19:06 2004

Message:
Omaha, Nebraska. Main Public Library. Use library computer to 
post here your time of arrival. I will come to that location to 
meet with you, even though you will never have the courage to 
show up.
           Have yourself a chicken-shit day!

From: X
To: everyone
Date: Fri Jan 23 02:52:18 2004

Message:
Watch folks, as .22 short comes up with tons of excuses as to 
why he can't off his floppy, flabby ass, and put his money where 
his mouth is. He's posted time and time again what and who I am, 
but when reality rears its ugly head, we all can see what he is: 
a weak, useless, flabby, big-talking, CUNT.

From: X
To: everyone
Subject: correction
Date: Fri Jan 23 03:01:23 2004

Message:
Watch folks, as .22 short comes up with tons of excuses as to 
why he can't get up off his floppy, flabby ass, and put his 
money where 
his mouth is. He's posted time and time again what and who I am, 
but when reality rears its ugly head, we all can see what he is: 
a weak, useless, flabby, big-talking, CUNT.

From: Ya Mum
To: You
Subject: You are a wanker
Date: Sun Dec 15 08:17:42 2002

Message:
Myra Hindley sends her regards.
You are all racist bastards
down with niggers

From: Jeremy Jukebox
To: X
Subject: .44's bodybuilding prowess
Date: Fri Jan 23 06:13:02 2004

Message:
watch out for his skinny little arms

From: Tommy Transistor Radio
To: board
Subject: Q
Date: Fri Jan 23 06:23:12 2004

Message:
Is it true that michael jackson looks like he's been dipped in 
chocolate from the waist down?

From: .44
To: Justice
Subject: do you like lullabies
Date: Fri Jan 23 10:49:36 2004

Message:
I'm a little teapot,
short and stout,
bend me over,
and pour me out

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **WHY DO I CONVERSE WITH IDIOTS LIKE YOU?**
Date: Fri Jan 23 16:55:17 2004

Message:
I mean if 70% of that poll (fish around in Yahoo - you'll find 
it there someplace) want him out and he doesn't go quietly ..
----------------------------------

70% of the British populace would wade waist deep into a piss-
pond if a Guardian writer instructed them to do so. What the 
fuck has happened common sense in G.B.? Just a buncha nancy-boyz 
now... You're a male, you call yourself "Helen", I rest my case.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Duh! Lemme see ... 70% of the British populace don't read "The 
Observer"?
I can't see how calling myself "Helen" logically improves your 
argument. Explain.


'Just a buncha nancy-boyz now... You're a male, you call 
yourself "Helen", I rest my case.'

The above statement is neither parody, satire or wit and lacks 
all overtones of subtle humour. Unfortunately we have to 
consider the wider context from which this quote is drawn and 
accept how it is dense and poorly conceived.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X .22
Subject: **IF IT IS DARK THEN STAND WELL BACK FROM A ROAD AT RUSH HOUR AND OBSERVE THE CARS AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY SEE THAT THEY ARE EVIL**
Date: Fri Jan 23 17:08:58 2004

Message:
Let's see now. First you claim that you make a "6 figure 
income", then you deny it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Let's see now. I've never claimed to make a 6 figure income, and 
there is no post that says I did. Only in your own, fucked up 
head does it exist.

I don't work right now - I'm in debt and I don't give a rat's 
ass what you earn that's for certain. Also I no longer want to 
work for any of those fucking cunts again. I've been programming 
all last week my own stuff and though it has earned me zip it is 
eminently more satisfying to have produced something of genuine 
use for myself - and there could be money spin-offs from that 
kind of thing at a later date anyway. My attitude is this: I 
fucking HATE programming as a job - hour in hour out of that 
fucking shit: forget it! - though I would still do it for the 
interim. I hate the fucking rat race - those cunts in the tube. 
Day in day out of that shit will just destroy your soul six 
figures up your ass or not. I'd much prefer to do Physics 
research but nobody and I mean nobody is going to fund what I 
have in mind so I am just going to try and get some decent 
capital this year - that's the idea for this year anyway. I 
think your spiritually meagre little lives suck with or without 
the money but what is certain is that if you have some 
particular ideas you want to pursue then unless there is some 
obvious immediate return then nobody is going to invest in that 
kind of thing. Getting back to this earning thing: I mean who 
gives a fuck? It seems to me the only thing that matters is 
enough capital flow to allow you to pursue your own thing and 
not have your life dominated by some shitting job you are 
doubtless getting shortchanged for. Otherwise I'm wrong - you 
have a good job - chances are however that you don't, or you're 
just fool enough to think that you do.

From: X
To: helen
Date: Fri Jan 23 20:25:07 2004

Message:
Getting back to this earning thing: I mean who 
gives a fuck?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

You have made it more than clear that you do not have any skills 
with which to support yourself.

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: Oh MY!
Date: Fri Jan 23 21:08:02 2004

Message:
You seem extremely depressed this evening/early morning. More so 
than usual, and we are all very, very concerned for your well-
being!! :-(

If there's anything at all we can do to help you out just post 
up your requests. God may not answer your prayers but surely the 
good people of this message board will. I have checkbook in-
hand, my friend, name your figure...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Date: Fri Jan 23 21:44:53 2004

Message:
Getting back to this earning thing: I mean who 
gives a fuck?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

You have made it more than clear that you do not have any skills 
with which to support yourself.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Did you enjoy my mindless rant?
I wrote it especially for you X.
Isn't that nice of me?

This does not actually make any sense: 'you do not have any 
skills with which to support yourself.'

It is more about having skills but being less than keen to lease 
them out for some derisory sum to be offered out by some mealy 
mouthed social inferior.

Probably that situation is an entirely foreign concept to you.

However, I don't give a fuck what you think if what you think is 
valueless or worse. It earns me no money and it is a waste of my 
time. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **USUALLY WHEN YOU CONTROL MONEY THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS GET ALL DEPRESSED ABOUT IT**
Date: Fri Jan 23 21:55:23 2004

Message:
From: Heads_On_Pikes 
To: HELEN OF TROY 
Subject: Oh MY! 
Date: Fri Jan 23 21:08:02 2004 
Message:
You seem extremely depressed this evening/early morning. More so 
than usual, and we are all very, very concerned for your well-
being!! :-(

If there's anything at all we can do to help you out just post 
up your requests. God may not answer your prayers but surely the 
good people of this message board will. I have checkbook in-
hand, my friend, name your figure...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I am not depressed.
This is entitled 'Never Working Again'.
How does it work and why is it tax free?
Does that sound like something you want to laugh at creep?
Be my guest fool.
Ha ha ha!! Gotcha there!!
Sorry fuckhead but if it's money that talks then it's beginning 
to babble ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **NATURALLY I AM LYING AS USUAL - OR AM I?** ;)
Date: Fri Jan 23 22:01:45 2004

Message:
That's right you little fuck! :)
Money! All legal - all mine.
Lot's and lot's of it ...
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Dumb pathetic sad little nobody inferior scumbag!! 
LMAO AT YOU!!

From: X
To: .22
Subject: why I'm superior
Date: Sat Jan 24 00:03:08 2004

Message:
My name is X and don't you forget it! I was in the SAS, the SBS, 
AND the Royal Marines. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! My 6 figure income 
was for all of the covert missions I ran for both MI5 and MI6. 
Also, I have seven doctorates. Just something for you to think 
about .22 .                    

From: X
To: Fake X post above
Date: Sat Jan 24 00:27:54 2004

Message:
SUCK ME!!! ROFL!!!!

From: Heads_On_Pikes
To: HELEN OF MILLIONS
Subject: Some people get a little giddy when their WELFARE CHECK comes in the mail. Sound familiar?
Date: Sat Jan 24 10:49:52 2004

Message:
I am not depressed.
This is entitled 'Never Working Again'.
How does it work and why is it tax free?
Does that sound like something you want to laugh at creep?
Be my guest fool.
Ha ha ha!! Gotcha there!!
Sorry fuckhead but if it's money that talks then it's beginning 
to babble ..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Technically, wouldn't one have to work in the first place, 
to "never work again"?

So now you're rolling in it huh?

Well pay your fair share of the taxes then creep...at least be a 
jolly good chap and pay up what you stole in the past year.

And don't forget to cough up the standard ten percent for the 
church, Jesus of Croydon!

From: HELEN OF TROY<-- I am not 'rolling in it' - tragic! lol!!
To: **Heads_On_Pikes**
Subject: **SOB!! SOB!! BOO HOO!! I'M NOT ROLLING IN IT AFTER ALL.** LMAO!!
Date: Sat Jan 24 13:46:49 2004

Message:
I am not depressed.
This is entitled 'Never Working Again'.
How does it work and why is it tax free?
Does that sound like something you want to laugh at creep?
Be my guest fool.
Ha ha ha!! Gotcha there!!
Sorry fuckhead but if it's money that talks then it's beginning 
to babble ..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Technically, wouldn't one have to work in the first place, 
to "never work again"?

So now you're rolling in it huh?

Well pay your fair share of the taxes then creep...at least be a 
jolly good chap and pay up what you stole in the past year.

And don't forget to cough up the standard ten percent for the 
church, Jesus of Croydon!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
'Technically, wouldn't one have to work in the first place, 
to "never work again"?' yes.

'So now you're rolling in it huh?' no.

'Well pay your fair share of the taxes then creep...at least be 
a jolly good chap and pay up what you stole in the past year.' 
Why stop with paying taxes when you can pay interest rates on 
all your loans/debts etc.?
Why stop with paying your taxes when you can just GIVE them 
extra?

'And don't forget to cough up the standard ten percent for the 
church, Jesus of Croydon!' I know they won't forget the 10%. I'm 
still waiting for the cheques but I'm sure it's because I have 
to wait for their financial end of year (when they do all the 
calculations and send me the cheques.)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I LIED - I AM 'ROLLING IN IT'**
Date: Sat Jan 24 13:55:41 2004

Message:
I can't make my mind up about this.

?

I'll post back about this when I have a better opinion.

No. I will tell you now.

I AM rolling in it.

No I am not.

Believe me I WILL find out.

Whenever I draw cash there's always money there?

Percentile profit margins are the best provided you have the 
initial investment?

If I was a mortgage advisor I think I'd commit suicide.

*Those people should stop whacking their cunts over their 
fucking money* - this is a Spiritual teaching from God!!

From: X
To: helen
Date: Sat Jan 24 17:25:54 2004

Message:
If I was a mortgage advisor I think I'd commit suicide.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
If you had ANY kind of JOB you'd commit suicide!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **AM I ABOUT TO AMASS A HUGE FORTUNE OR DID I FUCK UP MY SUMS - WE ALL WAIT ANXIOUSLY WITH BAITED BREATH.** :)
Date: Sat Jan 24 19:37:16 2004

Message:
If I was a mortgage advisor I think I'd commit suicide.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
If you had ANY kind of JOB you'd commit suicide!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So LOGICALLY my JOB is to commit suicide. LOL!!
Not sure if I should then ..


From: X
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: they wont leave me be Helen ??
Date: Sun Jan 25 00:09:28 2004

Message:
as i tippy toe through the tulips, i find a hole, it is in this 
hole that seems to never end, an echo screaming for me to jump 
in, i will fight the nightmare as i fight everything else...

From: X
To: X
Date: Sun Jan 25 01:38:20 2004

Message:
FUCK ME!!! ROFL!!!!                            

From: REAL X
To: PHONY X
Date: Sun Jan 25 03:29:30 2004

Message:
ROFL!!! SUCK ME!!!! LOOK AT MY VO-CAB-YEW-LARY!!! I DONT KNO TOO 
MANY WURDS CUZ IM A DUMBASS!! ROFL!!!!                

From: X
To: Phony X
Subject: my thoughts can bring u to life :>(
Date: Sun Jan 25 14:58:17 2004

Message:
I (X) can feel things, sexual feelings that border on insane but 
let me assure you i will never turn to the light , it is a 
trick ...

From: Helen of Troy
To: X
Subject: what >>>ever
Date: Sun Jan 25 15:07:11 2004

Message:
Fuck me , LOL  , just Fuck me LOL!!!!!!!! 

From: X
To: helen
Date: Sun Jan 25 16:04:54 2004

Message:
Sorry, the women I sleep with must be real women, not wanna-be's!
Also, they have to have a job. If they must be taken care of, 
they gain the "weaker sex" status, and lose their opinion.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN YOU LOSERS**
Date: Sun Jan 25 19:37:56 2004

Message:
You need to know if I am 'rolling in it.'
I do not have that required data to be able to definitely say.
I've calculated that I need at least 2X more data than I have.
I guess definite pronouncements are on hold.
By the way take your checks/cheques and shove them up your ass!
It's just me against the machine.
Yeah baby! LOL!!
Just me pitted against the wits of the online money coughin-up 
utility ..
Just me - that's all it takes!!
That's all it takes!!
Oh yeah!
Better believe it, wheeee!!!!!!!!

From: X
To: Phony X
Subject: U are my fucking Nemisis, i curse u to the Death Camp
Date: Sun Jan 25 22:16:07 2004

Message:
the above post puts me (X) in a cold dark mood that involves me 
in the topic that clearly identifies the quote of a very well 
known or better yet a World Renown skeptic that is of course me 
(X) , or to put it Bluntly i come from a city that is on the 
edge of forever ...

From: X
To: HELEN
Date: Sun Jan 25 22:24:42 2004

Message:
u are a pitiful creature destined for death, i pity u :(, go and 
seek immortality, seek out the fairy man who will take u to see 
the only man who was granted eternal life ...

From:
To:
Subject:
Message:
Message Text Color:


Don't change anything... but refresh this page
Don't change anything... just leave
Don't change anything... choose another board

Sept. 12 posts (472K)   |   Sept. 13 afghan posts (480K)   |   Sept. 14-15 afghan posts (2041K)
Sept. 15-18 afghan posts (900K)   |   Sept. 18-21 afghan posts (467K)   |   Sept. 22-24 afghan posts (561K)
Sept. 25-30 afghan posts (566K)   |   Sept. 30 - Oct. 5 afghan posts (457K)   |   Oct. 6-18 afghan posts (622K)
Oct. 19-24 afghan posts (336K)   |   Oct. 25-28 afghan posts (372K)   |   Oct. 29 - Nov. 1 afghan posts (333K)
Nov. 1-6 afghan posts (360K)   |   Nov. 7-13 afghan posts (400K)   |   Nov. 14-16 afghan posts (113K)
Nov. 19-25 afghan posts (453K)   |   Nov. 26-30 afghan posts (423K)   |   Dec. 1-5 afghan posts (447K)
Dec. 5-10 afghan posts (417K)   |   Dec. 11-16 afghan posts (371K)   |   Dec. 17-27 afghan posts (350K)
Dec. 28 - Jan. 9 afghan posts (368K)   |   Jan. 10-21 afghan posts (379K)   |   Jan. 22 - Feb. 1 afghan posts (523K)
Feb. 2-8 afghan posts (350K)   |   Feb. 9-28 afghan posts (528K)   |   Mar. 1-8 afghan posts (289K)
Mar. 9-12 afghan posts (491K)   |   Mar. 12-21 afghan posts (683K)   |   Mar. 22-31 afghan posts (352K)
Apr. 1-7 afghan posts (379K)   |   Apr. 8-14 afghan posts (584K)   |   Apr. 15-23 afghan posts (375K)
May 3-20 afghan posts (561K)   |   May 21 - Jun.10 afghan posts (525K)   |   Jun. 16 - July 11 afghan posts (569K)
July 12-28 afghan posts (727K)   |   July 29 - Aug. 11 afghan posts (649K)   |   Aug. 12-29 afghan posts (502K)
Aug. 30 - Sept. 10 afghan posts (301K)   |   Sep. 11 - Oct. 1 afghan posts (635K)   |   Oct. 2 - Oct. 18 afghan posts (649K)
Oct. 19 - Nov. 5 afghan posts (461K)   |   Nov. 6 - Nov. 13 afghan posts (620K)   |   Nov. 13 - Nov. 22 afghan posts (555K)
Nov. 23 - Dec. 4 afghan posts (575K)   |   Dec. 5 - 14 afghan posts (487K)
Dec. 14 - 24 afghan posts (607K)   |   Dec. 25 - 31 afghan posts (230K)
Jan. 1 - 20 afghan posts (402K)   |   Jan. 21 - Feb. 3 afghan posts (699K)   |   Feb. 4 - 21 afghan posts (599K)
Feb. 22 - 24 afghan posts (85K)   |   Feb. 25 afghan posts (159K)   |   Feb. 26 afghan posts (868K)   |   Feb. 27 afghan posts (1004K)
Feb. 28 - Mar. 12 afghan posts (644K)   |   Mar. 13 - 23 afghan posts (509K)   |   Mar. 24 - Apr. 1 afghan posts (499K)
April 2 - 22 afghan posts (440K)   |   Apr. 23 - May 13 afghan posts (363K)   |   May 14 - 19 afghan posts (325K)
May 20 afghan posts (414K)   |   May 20 con't afghan posts (506K)   |   May 20 con't afghan posts (338K)
May 21 - 24 afghan posts (123K)   |   May 25 - June 12 afghan posts (590K)   |   June 13 - 15 afghan posts (464K)
June 16 afghan posts (371K)   |   June 17 - 19 afghan posts (504K)   |   June 20 - July 15 afghan posts (760K)
July 16 - July 31 afghan posts (374K)   |   August 1 - 2 afghan posts (775K)   |   August 3 afghan posts (238K)
August 4 afghan posts (812K)   |   August 4 con't afghan posts (498K)   |   August 5 afghan posts (520K)
August 6 - 16 afghan posts (714K)   |   August 17 - 27 afghan posts (362K)   |   August 28 - Sept. 15 afghan posts (593K)
Sept. 15 - 25 afghan posts (466K)   |   Sept. 26 - Oct. 22 afghan posts (617K)   |   Oct. 23 - Nov. 15 afghan posts (486K)
Nov. 16 - Dec. 16 afghan posts (680K)

Sept. 12 - Oct. 20 wtccrisis posts (351K)   |   Oct. 21 - Dec. 31 wtccrisis posts (211K)
Jan. 1 - May 20 wtccrisis posts (341K)   |   May 21 - Dec. 31 wtccrisis posts (312K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 wtccrisis posts (357K)

Sept. 12-20 crisis2001 posts (50K)   |   Sept. 21 - Dec. 31 crisis2001 posts (237K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 crisis2001 posts (483K)   |   Apr. 8 - Jun. 10 crisis2001 posts (391K)   |   Jun. 11 - Jul 18 crisis2001 posts (342K)
Jul 19 - Sept. 10 crisis2001 posts (378K)   |   Sept. 11 - Oct. 9 crisis2001 posts (260K)   |   Oct. 9 - Dec. 31 crisis2001 posts (276K)
Jan. 1 - Feb. 27 crisis2001 posts (397K)   |   Feb. 27 - Mar. 5 crisis2001 posts (407K)   |   Mar. 6 - 7 crisis2001 posts (591K)
Mar. 8 - 19 crisis2001 posts (547K)   |   Mar. 20 - Apr. 1 crisis2001 posts (384K)   |   Apr. 2 - Jun. 30 crisis2001 posts (682K)
July 1 - Aug. 27 crisis2001 posts (614K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 911board posts (198K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 20 911board posts (417K)   |   Apr. 20 - Dec. 10 911board posts (497K)   |   Dec. 11 - Dec. 31 911board posts (391K)
Jan. 1 - 18 911board posts (139K)   |   Jan. 19 - Jun. 30 911board posts (511K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 attack911 posts (249K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 attack911 posts (361K)   |   Apr. 8 - Dec. 31 attack911 posts (447K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 attack911 posts (278K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 millenium911 posts (215K)
Jan. 1 - Aug. 9 millenium911 posts (268K)   |   Aug. 10 - Dec. 31 millenium911 posts (456K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 millenium911 posts (307K)

Sept. 12 - Dec. 31 war911 posts (268K)
Jan. 1 - Sept. 10 war911 posts (398K)   |   Sept. 11 - Dec. 31 war911 posts (259K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 war911 posts (471K)

Sept. 13-21 911terrorists posts (385K)   |   Sept. 21 - Nov. 4 911terrorists posts (232K)   |   Nov. 5 - Dec. 31 911terrorists posts (232K)
Jan. 1 - Apr. 7 911terrorists posts (354K)   |   Apr. 8 - Dec. 31 911terrorists posts (248K)
Jan. 1 - Jun. 30 911terrorists posts (431K)

Caretaker:


Copyright (c) 2001 by Linked.to
All rights reserved.